anatomy of a joke [F1, LandOscar, oneshot, nc-17]

anatomy of a joke by linearity 

Lando and Max have a thing. It's none of Oscar's business. They make it his business.

I really like this because 90% of time I have no clue whats going on or what is really important to the story. This is like the inside of my brain where everything makes sense when nothing makes sense. 

At one point I had this feeling like Max is really the bad guy but seriously. This is not that black and white (nothing is, really). And there isnt really a bad guy in this fic. There are just people doing what they want when they want and actually kind of talking about it. Kinda. 

Okay. This is just weird, everythint just messed up and the reader not in the loop most of the time. So basically everything I love a story. Ha. 

Vibes Are Not Data [Game Changers, Wyatt Hayes/Lisa Kowalczyk, Hollanov]

Vibes Are Not Data by GlitterCity

Wyatt was not, like, nosy. For sure, he was interested. He was curious. He engaged with people, obviously, because most people were interesting and engaging and had cool thoughts and said neat stuff if you asked. 

So, no. Wyatt wasn’t nosy, but he wasn’t stupid, either. 

Or: A Bromance Blooms In Ottawa 
Or: The Ballad of Wyatt and Ilya

First of all I love all the fics where we get the point of view from some one else than our lovely boys. Every second of it. I also love how we have tons of these fics where people figure those two shitheads out. 

But most important. I really like every single fic where we get to have a deeper view into other characters and other relationships. I know I mostly read Hollanov fics rn, but everything else is getting buried right now. So I dont really have a choise in this.

Wyatt and his wife make so much sense. Their chemistry, their backstory, common intrests, how they function and support each other. Everything. This is just something that the writer had to come up with and figure almost everything themselves. There is not a lot of info in the books.

This was also so good in every single way. I liked how they had theories and how they were thinking about Ilya and Shane. But it was still somoehow in the sidelines and their actual life was more important than figuring those two idiots out.

Also Wyatt and Ilyas friendship healed so much in me. I need more of that kind of bromance in fics. Ilya needs more friends and bigger family and here he is really getting it. Just give the boy everything, please. 

ilyuca81 (otherwise known as lucarozanov) [Game Changers, Hollanov]

ilyuca81 (otherwise known as lucarozanov) by Anonymous 

lucarozanov 
if shane hollander gets mad at me reading about him getting blasted in the ass then he can check his bank account. i know ilya would be chill with it though 

Luca Haas tries very hard to not let anyone know about his dark (read: embarrassing) past. Unfortunately, the fans are ready to let people know for him. 

Or, Luca used to run a tumblr blog for Hollanov and the internet goes wild.

This is one of those fun fics again. With social media and all the platforms. This is also a little bit of detectivie work and Luca loosing his mind.

I really like all the Centaur's players and I really wish there would be more fics about them. I know most of the fic writers havent had time to read the books and are just hooked on the tv show. I also know it will take time until the whole bookseries is more wildly known. Or something.

So in the mean time I have to just enjoy these little oneshots and little fics here and there.

But here we have nice, little, innocet Luca who is just trying to survive the social media and his digital footprint. I do like that everyone remembers stuff from years back and people save other people's art. Sometimes shit happens and the artists will lose the originals, so its good that some copies will make it. 

One thing Im kinda missing here. It kind of sounds weird that Luca didnt make that many friends with other people on Tumblr and whatnot. Like people he would keep contact with or anything. I know it can be explained with life and sometimes just not having the means. He does have George, so its not like there is no one. But yea. Something.

Anyways. Go and enjoy our little, lovely, sweet Luca.  

What’s up, Brother [Game Changers, Hollanov]

What’s up, Brother by YAMAGUWUCHI 

“Alright,” Shane muttered when the music cut off and loud groans swept over the house. He cupped his hands and raised them to shout, “If you’re not a brother or fucking a brother, get out!”

 - 

alternate. in which Shane and Ilya are frat presidents. 

- 

Updated with Chapter 2.

I just keep wishing that there would be more AU fics. Just endless amounts of any kind of AU. This is one of those. But Im creedy and I need a hundred more. Thank you. 

i've never needed a reason for keeping secrets from myself [Game Changers, Hollanov, oneshot]

i've never needed a reason for keeping secrets from myself by blongblong 

Shane’s immediate reaction is to say that he doesn't know when it started. He doesn’t know who his soulmate is. This is what he’s been telling himself for years, because if he stops for more than a second to think about how long he's been collecting little pieces of Ilya Rozanov, he thinks he'll spiral out of control. 

He'll hit the deck like a firecracker dropped unceremoniously onto the sidewalk, burning wildly and spiralling haphazardly, until he's fizzled out with nothing left to show for himself but smoke, ashes, and the knowledge that his soul is bound to Rozanov's. 

or: 

shane spends twenty-five years not thinking about his soulmate. the drawer in his apartment filled with cigarettes, toothpaste, and awful t-shirts says elsewise.

There is a sequel to this:

what you want, what you need (has been killing me)

And even that is more than good, like this one. These both are masterpieces.

For some reason I really like the whole soulmate take with these two idiots. Its all about how they deserve each other and all the happiness in the world. And million other things. The other thing is that there are these weird, new (at least to me) soulmate tropes that I keep finding. 

But like. This makes sense. In a weird way. How they dont talk about it, how it just exist and how they are in love and whatnot. Somehow still just avoiding the whole topic in a case they are not each other's soulmate. Kinda goes with the idea about two guys who actually suck at talking about important things.

There is just nothing in this fic that I didnt like. Seriously nothing. Everything was just so pure cuteness and awesomeness and everything lovely. Just perfect in every way. 

How could I reset my brain again so I could be able to read this for the first time again? Maybe in a few months I have forgotten enough so I can enjoy this the way this is supposed to be enjoyed.  

the limitations of maddocks questions [Game Changers, Hollanov]

the limitations of maddocks questions by viviolet  

when shane gets the injury that would come to end his career, in the moment he’s just thankful he didn’t break his jaw. 

or: shane knew, in the abstract, that one day he would play his last professional nhl game. it never occurred to him that hockey would choose that day for him.

The thing is. I didnt think I would be crying this bad at the end. I didnt even cry before the end if chapter four. But I just couldnt stop in the fifth. Fuck. I am still crying and still feeling this. 

The other thing is that I somewhat know what this whole thing really feels like. Not in the capasity that you have given your whole life to it but almost everything else. And maybe thats the biggest reason I just cant stop crying. And the reason that I just wont be reading this ever again, never. I cant go trough this again. 

Other than all of that. I really loved how this is written from Shane's point of view. I loved every single cap there was in the story, how it all seemed like a fog and how you were kind of just out of it. Everything happened there somewhere but Shane's brain couldnt process almost any of it. So the story didnt process some of it and you only found out about a lot of it later on 

There has had to be a fuck ton of planning ahead of this fic. Everything felt just so peaceful all the time, kind of a really surreal way. Which yea. At the end it all just came crashing down. 

To be honest. I thought this would be more about the life Shane has after retairnment and less about the months (weeks? days?) leading to retairnment. But I still more than loved this take. More than loved every second of it. Every word and every take and just every single part of this fic. 

Diamond, Gold and Platinum. [F1, Landoscar, oneshot]

Diamond, Gold and Platinum. by deletedaccountjustkiddingunless 

Lando saw one message—“which gives off more engagement ring energy: diamond, gold, or platinum?”—from his best mate, his ride-or-die, his official roommate and teammate Oscar… and instantly spiralled into a full-blown identity crisis, an emotional implosion, and possibly a parallel dimension where nothing made sense anymore.

I dont know if I am crying or laughing. Probably both. Yea. Both. 

And I just cant. This perfection. The spiraling. The dating. Everything. MAX. Max is the best. And!this dumb little fruitcake being in denial. 

Just everything. I just love Lando in every single fic. How unhinged, out of this world he is. Just. Love everything. I want this version of him to be sacred and kept in a bubble. Just dont destroy it. Just dont. I dont wanna know anything but the fic version of him. Nothing else. 

I do like Oscar too. I like my little headcanon of him being this autistic boy who just surviving Lando's schenanings every day and trying to understand what the fuck is going on. 

These two little sweet boys. 

clear to a hedgehog [Game Changers, Hollanov, oneshot, nc-17]

clear to a hedgehog by magneticwave 

Every Boston Raider knows that although their captain has a girl in every port, he’s got a soft spot for the one in Montreal. Dr. Shane Hollander knows it’s better to have a semi-regular source of casual sex than try to make a relationship work during residency. Ilya Rozanov knows that the doctor he’s fucking in Montreal is unaware that he plays hockey, and in fact probably thinks he’s Bratva.

The problem I have is that I dont know if I want more of this world, this AU or if I want mafia AU with Rozanov being the mafia boss. So maybe we have to go with both. Both is good. Yes. 

But in all seriouslysness. I love the way Ilya is here, the way this is written, how everything is describled. Just love all of it. Everything. 

Even our nice Canadian boy Shane is just pure perfectness. Ah. 

The time jumps, the rookies, the way everything is and how they talk but dont talk. Hockey. Whatnot. Everything. Can I just go and be super fangirling over this the rest of my life? Pretty please and thank you. 

my love's ugly bloom [Game Changers, Hollanov, oneshot]

my love's ugly bloom by Anonymous 

Shane sends him a text that says 'thinking about your cock' with a picture of his rippling abs, and even though Ilya really appreciates the abs, all he can think about is the faint bruise blooming on Shane's ribs, and whether it hurts him very badly, and whether there's anything Ilya could do to make it hurt less, if he were there. He wants to be there, he realizes. He wants to be there for the rest of his life. 

He has to duck out of the team weight room so he can cough up a fistful of petals. 

So. 

- 

Or: Ilya gets Hanahaki disease.

I have read way too many Hanahaki fics recently. At some point I even looked for then specifically for those. Just. There is a small part in me who just wants to cry and suffer. 

There is this one thing I cant get over in these fics, what if they fall out of love? Like. They just dont work out anymore, what then? Does the Hanahaki come back or what? 

 

Okay. Thats not really a problem with these two idiots or in fics general. But just something that bothers me sometimes. 

 

This fic is just Ilya being an idiot even when I can actually understand him and the reasoning behind everything. And a lot of feels, sad feels, all the feelings. Fuck. But happy ending is always a plus. The journey getting there is just extra painful. 

Change Your Win Condition [Game Changers, Hollanov, nc-17, multichapter]

Change Your Win Conditions by Vee (Vera_DragonMuse) 

Sometimes life came at you with a clenched fist and Ilya had never figured out how to duck. 

So here he was, twenty-eight years old, single, dealing with the fallout from injuries given to him by the game he loved, and the second youngest assistant coach in the league to one of the worst teams. Stability was hard to come by, but he was managing. 

Then along came Shane Hollander to knock him on his ass, one more time.

I dont usually read fics that are not finished. The main reason is that I forget about them and so I never will really finish them (even when I subscribe for them). Im also really impatient and hate waiting. So its just always easier to only read finished fics. 

But this. Someone recommended this in Reddit or somewhere and I opened it without second tought. I almost closed this when I noticed that this was WIP. But. The thing is, people recommend fics and 90 % time I hate those fics because they are generally bad somehow. So I didnt have high hopes about this and didnt even think I would read past first chapter. But damn was I wrong. So fucking wrong.

This is so fucking good. Seriously. I just cant really.

I really like the idea that this time it was Ilya who got the career ending injury and how Svetlana took care of him. I also really loved the timeline and how it fit the Game Changers timeline. Everything just was so damn perfect. Just everything.

So I am more than happy that I broke my rules and found this one. Thank fucking god. 

There is this one scene I fell in love with. The one where Ilya is struggling to tie his skates. He is just taking a moment, counting his breath with eyes closed. And then Shane comes and does it all for him. Basically no words exchanged. Just. That scene. Thats the one I fell in love with. The one part I just want to go and read it again and again and again. 

Everything else is just as good. My head is just stuck in that one scene and one scene only. Shit. 

say you'll see me again [Game Changers, Hollanov, oneshot, nc-17]

say you'll see me again by jarpadsalecki 

Shane Hollander was too far away in the stands for Ilya to see him earlier. Now here he is, up close. Shane Hollander, Canadian boy wonder, who Ilya is just about sick and tired of hearing about. 

Shane, the boy he has been dreaming about since he was eight years old.

I did have a plan what I was gonna say about this one. But it took me like a half a day to get this far so I  may have forgotten all about it. All I remember was that it was a really well tought, deep and detailed plan. So. Im just gonna try to do some justice for this and probably fail miserably.

One thing I really like about this is how it doesnt rewrite the book (or tv show, whatever). But all those moments are kind of in the background and you only get the dream part, the soulmate part. It just makes sense and makes this that much better. You need all the background info to understand everything but it still gives you enough clues so its really easy to tie to the right point in the story. This just adds to the existing storyline.

To be honest, I would love to understand this kind of soulmate world better. I would love to read all the lore about do people believe in this. Or is this just some mystical lore that has gotten lost. Or is this so rare that no one really knows anything. Or just bacisally anything about this. Basically I want a deepdive into this world and its quirkies. Give me everything, thank you.

The MILF Theory (And Why the Internet Got It Wrong) [Game Changers, Hollanov, oneshot]

The MILF Theory (And Why the Internet Got It Wrong) by pucksandpower 

The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander. 

They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence. 

It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one. 

Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.

Why cant fics be just fun? Just some fun, silly things that make you laugh out loud? Something that gives joy in life without any deeper meaning?

This is all that and a little bit more. This is also Shane being mortified (and jealous). Ilya being the evil menace that he loves to be. Yuna and David just going along with the ride. And internet is loving every second of it.

Thats it. There is no deeper meaning. But there doesnt have to be. This can be perfect, awesome, lovely piece of art. Thats it. 

a world brought together as one [Game Changers, Hollanov, oneshot, nc-17]

a world brought together as one by tofuflower 

Being a beta has always meant safety for Shane Hollander. No expectations, no instincts, no distractions from hockey. 

Unfortunately, he meets Ilya Rozanov. 

Im done with reading all these fics where Shane is omega. Okay. I mostly hate ABO fics anyways, but thats so besides the point. And I do get that that it makes sense for him being an omega. It really does. That fact just doesnt make it any better for me. But I still read them and suffer and whatnot.

But here he is a beta! The important part.

I really like how he is kind of not understanding anything about alphas and omegas. He is just going with the flow and trying to not to get too attached (hah, the jokes). But this just makes me want to see more about the world from betas point of view. Its always alphas and omegas but no one seems to write about betas. And I would love to get lost in that.

This just makes sense on so many level. Thats the thing I really like about this fic. Making sense and having different view on things. 

There is also really smutty sequel that I liked. I do recommend that too. 

freaky [Game Changers, Hollanov, oneshot]

freaky by ExtraSteps 

Shane is in Ilya's body, desperately avoiding Svetlana Vetrova, throwing out his cigarettes and battling his depression. 

Ilya is in Shane's body, playing with Hayden Pike's children, being smothered with love by Yuna and David Hollander, and wondering why Rose Landry is trying to set him up with her gay actor friend Miles. 

Boston travels to Montreal in two weeks. 

Everything is fine. 

I need more of Svetlana. I need more of super badass Russian woman who doesnt take shit from anyone and can see everything, sense everything, know everything. The most awesome woman on this fucking planet. I  need endless amounts of her. 

Was there something more important in this whole fic? Probably. But let me just fangirl over Svetlana. Yep. 

The PDA Jar [Game Changers, Hollanov, oneshot, Nc-17]

The PDA Jar by OikawaHajime13 

Shane and Ilya have a hard time keeping it professional, and Bood is done with their shit. 

Enter the PDA Jar. 

Every time the team catches Shane and Ilya in a public display of affection, they have to pay a fine.

It feels like in every fic Shane is shy about PDA and trying to limit it. I get that it kind of fits the character but this still hit me even better and I loved this take. Because Ilya is not shy and some of that is suppose to rub off on Shane too. So to me this makes so much sense.

But most of all, this was fun, little fic about these two fuckers in love. Also I liked how in the end this whole thing made the whole team more close and they had fun. Even when it all started with trying to have some limits and rules and make everyone feel better about these two idiots.

I had only one problem with this fic. I was afraid the whole time that it would end. Like I would have loved to read so much more even when the ending was good and this made sense to end there. But the fear was there that this would end badly and would leave me wanting way much more. No clue why I had that going on. But thank god it was for nothing. 

from the cold [Game Changers, Hollanov, oneshot]

from the cold by stammiviktor 

It’s winter in Ottawa and Ilya has hunkered down in his big, empty mansion to weather a nasty flu. Then his phone buzzes. 

 — Guardian™ Security Alert: Movement detected at front door 

— (1) Missed Call: Yuna Hollander Or: The Hollanders have a new son to take care of. Ilya has no idea what’s going on.

Just. All the feels. Everything. It gets even worse when you realise Ilya has probably never had anything like this since he was like 12. So. Just all the fucking feelings.  

I like these fics where we see more of Hollander parents with Ilya. I kinda like all these little fics that goes deeper into the universe and shows little scenes about mundane life. The books (and the show) is like 80% of Ilya and Shane being together, so not that much of interaction with other people. So now I like to read about all those interactions with other people and how they fit to the whole world. 

Hope that makes sense. 

PWP Oneshots part 18 [Harry Potter, Shameless, F1]

Have fun kids! ♥

Foreplay by lq_traintracks (lumosed_quill)   
[Drarry]

Getting a raging hard-on on the duelling room floor, pinned under Harry Potter’s sweaty body, is not how Draco saw his day going, but… Well, here he is. 

Sweetheart by leontina (Leontina)

[Darry]

Draco and Harry are Auror partners, and for some reason Draco has taken up the habit of calling Harry "Sweetheart" like it's a normal thing. It gets Harry all hot and bothered.

Caught By You by lumenoctis (dionysusope)  

[Drarry]

During a heated game of Quidditch, Harry and Draco end up in a fight over who caught the Snitch first. Somehow, the argument enters the Slytherin changing room, where things escalate rather quickly...

Persistence is Key by camnoelgallavich & jinlin5
[Gallavich] 

Mickey couldn’t help it. He just didn’t get it. He didn’t get what was so fucking great about having somebody’s mouth attached to your asshole like a suckerfish, he didn’t get what could be accomplished by a person’s tongue that couldn’t be exponentially improved upon by an actual cock. Whenever it happened in porn, Mickey would always skip it. It seemed boring to him- the guys getting munched on always acted like they were actively experiencing some sort of goddamn spiritual enlightenment or some other far out type of shit. He was pretty much convinced they had to be faking it. It couldn’t be that fucking good… could it? 

Long May They Slam and Slap by BekkaChaos 
[Gallavich]

based on a prompt: Ian and Mickey having sex and Mick is all into it, scratching Ian's back, moaning, the whole 9, when his phone rings and it's someone important and he has to answer but Ian doesn't stop fucking him. So Mickey tryna keep it together on the phone while getting his brains banged out

like you do by vroombeams 
[Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri]

Lando’s all rumpled, drowning in a hoodie and soft joggers and socks so fuzzy they're almost comical. His hair is a little bit damp and his cheeks are pink. Oscar could write it off as a post-shower sort of vibe if the smell wafting from the room weren’t so distinct. 

As it is, well. 

Oscar says, intelligently, “You… heat?”

Nouveau Hot by WanderingBlindly 
[Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri]

Lando’s hand moves faster, the knot in his stomach growing tighter with each stroke, each flick of his wrist. Easy muscle memory, it should be enough but — 

“Need you, need you, need you now, I- Osc, please I -oh fuck,” He’s rambling, the words spilling out faster as he desperately chases release — hips fucking up uselessly into his hand. 

“That’s too bad, isn’t it?” 

off the record by Anonymous 
[Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri]

Lando shows up to the circuit bouncing on his feet, fresh-pressed and smug, wearing the shirt. 

The shirt from the most recent upload. A thin cream-white thing with faded blue stripes. It had been rumpled in the video, clinging to sweat-slicked skin while a dildo was being fucked into a hole Oscar now knows too well. 

Lando bites into a banana and says, “You good?” 

Oscar blinks. Thinks about pressing Lando against the wall and having his way with him. Sending Lando off to media duties with a stretched hole and come trickling down his thighs. “Yeah. Fine.” 

Or, 
Oscar stumbles upon a camboy account that looks a lot like Lando. It ruins his focus, rewires his brain, and makes him want things he shouldn't. 

parachute [Game Changers, Hollanov, oneshot]

parachute by titowrites 

In the quiet of night, twenty minutes after Darya turned twelve, her mother hands her a present with a blank name slip.

“These are from your uncles, they love you so much. Uncle Ilya misses you.”

This hurt. This hurt in a really good way. But still hurt more than I was ready to be hurt today. I just cant even cry because this hurts so much. How did I even find this fic? I dont know. But Im not okay. So far from okay. 

This whole fandom is destroying me. Piece by piece. I dont even believe theres gonna be much left soon. Everything is just so raw and beautiful and hits deeper than I would even think is possible. 

Thank you. 

please leave a message [Game Changers, Hollanov, oneshot]

please leave a message by Ravenesta 

Sarah 
Does anyone have the number for Shane's girl from Boston? I feel bad that they've been seeing each other for this long and we've never added her here. 

Jackie  
Oh good point! Let me ask Hayden. 

Jackie has added Lily to the conversation 

Lily 
what 
what is this 

Or: Ilya Rozanov is, apparently, one of the girls. 

I have had this weird thing the past forever. That I only think fic is good if it leaves a mark in you afterwards. I havent really wanted to read anything that isnt really old school fics. But after all those F1 fics I have started to like these silly little weird texting fics and fics that contain a lot of different elements. I just want to have fun while reading now.'

The other thing is that I have kind of tried to avoid Hollanov fics for awhile. Not because there isnt any or because they arent good or some other bullshit. I just, I wanted to have enough stuff to read when the first season is over and I have the mental capasity to get lost on this thing. Because I will get lost in here and I will read almost everything. 

So maybe this is the start of me getting lost here?

Also. This thing is fucking epic. Roz being one of the girls. Now I have this weird feeling that I want Shane to be one of the girls for the Boston or Ottawa (or both). This is gold. Perfect. I may have read this like three times already. Yea. You can see why I have kind of avoided the whole thing.

So. Maybe this is the end where I lose the rest of my sanity?  

The Hickey [Game Changers, Hollanov, nc-17]

The Hickey by dntat 

Three times Ilya can't resist marking what's his, and one time Shane decides to return the favor. 

Or: Shane and Ilya's first season together on the Centaurs. Includes teasing teammates, introspection, therapy, personal growth, lots of sex and an attempt to bring home the Stanley Cup.

If there is something I want to read more, it is Ilya and Shane as teammates. Seriously. Give me all about how they act around the team and how the team just loves them. Give me them being a team together against the world. Give me everything.

This is that but this is also a lot of therapy and personal growth. This is Shane becoming better for himseld (and Ilya, but sush). There is also little bits about just being okay with yourself and accepting that you are a little bit different than others. Yea.

The point is, there are a lot of great little things and I wouldnt mind reading more about them. I really wouldnt. I would love to do that. I just want more of these two. 

Belladonna [Shameless, Gallavich, nc-17]

Belladonna by devovitsuasartes 

Ian is a monster-hunter contracted by local villagers to kill a wyvern. Mickey is a witch who doesn't appreciate monster-hunters killing his neighbors. 

I am never really sure about fantasy in fanfiction. Its almost fine when the fandom itself is based on fantay world, but when that is not the case it gets kinda tricky for me. So I didnt really expect much from this (didnt want to disappoint myself) and in the beginning I wasnt really concentrating to the actual story. But at some point, I just couldnt stop reading. It was soooo good.

Its not just about the story and the ending. I like how the characters grew and how their views changed but how they still kept their core values and kept true to themselves. So basically this was really lovely build and executed. 

Yea.

And I would love to read more stuff like this.  

Lost and Found (and Extremely Confused). [F1, LandOscar]

Lost and Found (and Extremely Confused). by deletedaccountjustkiddingunless 

Oscar keeps getting things. A Ferrari bracelet. An old MCL35 cap. A padel racket that reeks of Sainz. He doesn’t want to talk about it. He doesn’t want Carlos to be his soulmate. But the universe is persistent, and Oscar is running out of places to hide the evidence. 

I love this version of Lando in fics. He is just so unfiltered and all over the place. Oscar on the other hand, is his polar opposite in everything. And they just make sense when you put them together. Seriously. Thats probably the only reason why I keep reading these fics. 

Okay. There is one other reason. These fics are fun. They always seem to have this light, fun story with everyone just being happy and loving their life. And it just makes my day so much better. Yep. There doesnt have to be any other reason really. 

don't go baking my heart [F1, LandOscar, oneshot]

don't go baking my heart by nyoomfruits  

 “Oscar sleeps over all the time,” Lando says. “You guys know this. You guys make fun of us for this.” 

“Yeah, but we just assumed he was, I don’t know. Sleeping on the couch,” Charles says, with a shrug. “Not like. In your bed.” 

 “The couch is a backbreaker,” Oscar says, suddenly appearing from the back with a fresh tray of donuts. “Also Lando’s bed is big enough.” 

 “What do you know about breaking backs, huh,” Max says, smirking.

Just two idiots in love. Thats it. Nothing else to add. Have fun! 

Rumour Has It [F1, LandOscar, multichapter]

Rumour Has It by Noah_dlx 

Lando posts one (1) photo on Instagram and suddenly his entire fandom thinks he’s dating Oscar Piastri. He’s not. 
…Right?

Im gonna give credit where its due. And here it is. Like. Not just the actual storytelling but all those posts and articles and commenst to all of them. Just so well done. Usually I hate these kinds of fics, but here I really got hooked on the messaging and posts and comments and everything. At some point I didnt even wait for the actual storytelling, I just wanted to read more messages and their way of communication.

It would also be so easy to say that this lacks on something else. But it doesnt. Everything is top notch. Just everything. I spent my whole day reading this and I could probably do a reread right now. So, so good. 

And the thing here is that this is fun. This is different, this is trying something new. But most important part is the whole fun thing. I really like where Im getting lost. Like seriously. All these weird, little things that are just one adhd brain trying to find new hyperfixation. I really like all the vibes right now. Yea. No clue how else to say that.

Of Guitar Gods and Gorgeous Models [One Direction, Larry Stylinson, nc-17]

Of Guitar Gods and Gorgeous Models by SuaveGirasol 

Harry considers Louis' proposal for a moment, his lips quirking up in a sly smile. “Sounds like a wild ride.” 

 “As long as I'm the one you ride,” Louis replies smoothly, “then it’s perfect.” 

Harry laughs, shaking his head. “Silly. You know your fans are gonna fucking lose it, right?”

 “Oh, a bit,” Louis agrees, his tone casual. “But leave that to me. I’m used to handling chaos.” 

OR 

The one where Louis is a famous rockstar who gets on a wild fling with model Harry Styles, but Louis' fans get mad and call them a stunt, so Harry gets sick of it and posts a video of him riding Louis' cock. 

I have still yet to decide what I think about this one. Which sounds kind of bad, I know. The thing is, I finished this, I liked it, but did I like it enough to share here? Thats the big question I dont have the answer to.

I just. There were so many good, awesome parts here. Little things I liked. Mostly all about how Louis was always there for Harry, even when everyone else seemed to againts them. Also how it all made sense to them. 

Then there were parst I didnt like so much. All about story telling vice. But like. All those things feel like nitpicking, you know. Because this is fanfiction, this is not suppose to be perfect. This is suppose to be fun (and this was more than fun). So. I feel like an asshole when I concentrate to all those shitty little details. 

So yea. This checks all the boxes and is worth of the mentioning. No matter what little insecurities I have. 

Extremely Hot And Currently Female [Marvel, FrostIron]

Extremely Hot And Currently Female by copperbadge 

Tony knows he shouldn't sleep with Loki, it's just sometimes he's drunk and she's female and he forgets why.

I found this from my not yet posted thingies. No clue why I have just saved all the must info and forgotten the rest. But. This is good. I did reread like the first quarter of this and it was good. So. This has a place here, even when I have no clue what I wanted to say originally about this.  

He. Some points for me cleaning my tags and updating them to this day. 

Pillow Duty [F1, LandOscar, oneshot]

Pillow Duty by loquarocoeur 

"Wait, what's the problem?" Oscar asks, to the room in general. "Should I wake him and get him out of your way?" 

 "No!" everybody yells instantly. 

Oscar blinks. 

"Don't do that," Zak says finally, coming up at his side and clapping him on the shoulder. "Do not wake him up. Never wake him up if you can help it, he has a horrible startle reflex and he will hit you in the face." 

Alternatively: 
And it's all too much for little Lando Norris, he just needs a bit of sleep 

I have made a decision. I am not going to Google these guys. No way in hell. Im just going to keep them as this lovely little duo and keep reading these weird fics about them. This never ending cuteness is just getting me badly. So. 

This is everything cute, sweet, and innocent. It’s something that soothes you and gives you that giddy feeling. All that in a form of oneshot. Not even that long oneshot. Just perfect length. So yea. Read this. Please. Thank you.