The Rozanov House Hunt [Game Changers, Hollanov, oneshot]

 The Rozanov House Hunt by Felifiran 

“This hot tub has not been well maintained,” Rozanov complained as they stood on the deck, staring at the built-in hot tub, big enough to fit 8 people. 

“So, you can replace it,” Shane replied patiently. 

“I will be too busy to replace the hot tub. Then I will have a long day, and I will decide to have a soak in my rancid hot tub, and then I will catch diphtheria and die.” Rozanov looked at Shane, accusatory. “You want me to die?” 

Shane looked down. The hot tub looked no more or less rancid than any other hot tub. “I don’t think you can get diphtheria from a dirty hot tub.” 

“You are doctor now?” Rozanov asked, and Shane stayed silent. 

Shane Hollander is a realtor who works with the Ottawa Centaurs to find properties for new players. 

Ilya Rozanov needs a home.

You need to read stuff that makes you cry so you dont have to cry about your real life. Yea. I can gp by that rule. Thanks. 

won't he be a sight with his hockey helmet on? (that'll be his first love 'til his first love comes along) [Game Changers, Hollanov, oneshot]

won't he be a sight with his hockey helmet on? (that'll be his first love 'til his first love comes along) by apageinthisbook 

“You know, I’ve been waiting to meet you his whole life.” At Ilya’s surprised look, David nods, “His whole life. Meet someone, fall in love, bring them home, the good stuff. I hoped he would be happy."

Its good idea to read shit out of order. Its even better idea to read stuff just to cry over it. Whatever. What Im trying to say, is that its a really good idea to read this. Yup. 

daisy chain [Game Changers, Hollanov, oneshot]

daisy chain by angel_deux 

Shane goes back to his hotel after leaving Ilya's house, and he immediately spits up a flower petal. Within a week, he has his mother schedule the surgery.

And fuck. We are back to my deepest, darkest, quilty pleasure fics. Fucking hanahaki. Just make me cry and hate the fucking world.

One thing that makes so much sense is how different they are in how they deal with hanahaki. And it makes so, so, so much sense. Even when the one same thing is that they will not tell the other. But other than that. Yeah.

I need a tag for hanahaki now. Shit. 

I Laugh Like Me Again [Game Changers, Hollanov]

I Laugh Like Me Again by theki11erandthefina1gir1 

It's Shane Hollander's first season in Ottawa, and the whole Centaurs roster is playing better than they ever have. So why won't the press focus on that? Why do he and Ilya keep having to answer questions about their marriage, and not get to talk about the incredible start to the season that their team is having? Maybe if they do one podcast, with hosts who are normal people, they can just tell their whole story and focus on bringing the Stanley Cup to Ottawa. 

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or, Shane and Ilya do a sports podcast run by lesbians for members of the LGBTQ+ community, and the internet reacts.

Im still not sure if I like these interview ones. This is good, I liked it. There were some of those little thins that I dont like about them, but mostly I loved how this had been executed. So one of the best so far for me.

Just in general, Im still undecided about them. Thats just a me problem, no one elses. Ill just have to find more good ones to change my opinion.  

Ilya Rozanov's secret ao3 [Game Changers, Hollanov]

Ilya Rozanov's secret ao3 account by Candetrona 

Ilya Rozanov knew his English wasn't the best. As one of his ways to improve it, he started reading stories that fans wrote about hockey players on the internet. After meeting Shane Hollander, he decided to try writing some of these stories. To improve his English, of course. 

Or, Rozanov journaled all of his interactions with Hollander in English and posted them as fanfics online.

I have really bad headcanons about fanfiction now. I kinda want to Shane to find these and then comment to all of them. The comments can go from "seriously?!?!?" to lovely "for fuck sake" and the angsty ones could have something like "Im sorry" and ofc the one with I love yous has to have something like "I love you too". Ilya will answer to them with just pure emojis, 🥰😘😇. Everyone can then find them and have a mental breakdown over all that. Ofc all this has to happen before the whole FanMail incident. Yup.

But in all  seriousness. I love how fun this was to read. In general I love how fun some of  these fics are and how Im smiling and laughing reading them. Mostly Im used to those angsty fics where I spent most of the fics crying. And finding funny, lovely Hollanov fics is just the best part of my day now.

Thank you. And please, keep the fandom pure and drama free. Please. I want to keep finding more of these kinds of fics.