The MILF Theory (And Why the Internet Got It Wrong) by pucksandpower
The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander.
They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence.
It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one.
Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.
Why cant fics be just fun? Just some fun, silly things that make you laugh out loud? Something that gives joy in life without any deeper meaning?
This is all that and a little bit more. This is also Shane being mortified (and jealous). Ilya being the evil menace that he loves to be. Yuna and David just going along with the ride. And internet is loving every second of it.
Thats it. There is no deeper meaning. But there doesnt have to be. This can be perfect, awesome, lovely piece of art. Thats it.