The Solution To Hangovers [F1, LandOscar, oneshot]

The Solution To Hangovers by TinaNoodlee 

World champion. 

It slams into Lando's chest so hard his heart does an actual stutter. He sucks in a breath, blinking at the hotel ceiling, and memory flashes back in jump cuts — chequered flag, radio screaming, “You’re world champion, mate!”, orange smoke, McLaren crew on the fence, his own voice cracking in parc fermé, while the tears stream down uncontrollably. 

His face warms before his body has even caught up. God, he really did that on live TV, didn’t he? Like, repeatedly. They’re gonna meme him to death. 

He shifts to roll onto his side and something moves next to him. 

Warmth. Weight. The tug of the duvet. 

Lando freezes. 

OR 

Lando Norris wins the WDC and discovers the real post-race debrief is explaining why he “just wanted to give him a hug.” 

I needed something super cute, simple and heartwarming. This was all of that and more.  I really cant unnderstand how almost all the fics about these two are so cute and somehow innocent. No clue. Or maybe my brain has been rotted with a lot of awful, disgusting things. Maybe. 

i've been stuck now so long (we just got the start wrong) [Game Changers, Hollanov, oneshot]

 i've been stuck now so long (we just got the start wrong) by beagoldfish  

The second time Shane Hollander wakes up on November 16th, he has a panic attack. 

The problem is — he tries to explain through gasped breaths after Hayden basically knocks down his door, shouting that they’re going to miss their flight — the thing is, Shane’s already woken up on November 16th. He’s already flown to Boston. He’s already been to practice, and he’s checked into the hotel, and he has lived this day before. 

He doesn’t mention that he’s also already fucked Ilya Rozanov twice and had a fucking tuna melt that Rozanov made and drank the ginger ale that Rozanov bought specifically for him. He doesn’t mention that they’d snuggled on the couch watching TV like some kind of couple, like boyfriends. 

He doesn’t mention that he fell asleep thinking about how Ilya — fuck, no, thinking about how Rozanov had called him sweetheart and Shane, and that, even now, he can’t quite get the cadence of Ilya’s voice out of his head. 

Or: After the tuna melt fiasco, Shane Hollander wakes up in a time loop.

Is it okay to have a headcanon about a fic? I like the idea that Ilya is stuck in the time loop too. For some reason he doesnt tell Shane about it, just maybe enjoys it the same way Shane is. Or maybe he is a little bit suicidal and thinks that this is the best he could ever get from Shane. Yea. That got deep and dark pretty fast.

Tbh, I kinda guessed the way the time loop would be broken pretty fast. But that didnt really affect the fic itself. I liked the journey Shane took to get to the point. How he kind of got distracted there for couple of times and how he just lost himself to the time loop. 

 Also. I may have cried a lot. Fuck the mental health.  

rozanov's roster [Game Changers, Hollanov, multichapter]

rozanov's roster by gurlsrool 

Emmy: When did you first hook up with him? 
Jane: 2010 
Caro: WHAT 
Megan: GIRL 
Tia: SEVEN YEARS?? 
Megan: My jaw is borderline unhinged rn 

Or: In 2017, Shane finds a place where he can talk about his sex life...a group chat for girls who have slept with Ilya Rozanov

Why am I back reading WIP fics? Like yea, there are completed fics that I have not read yet. Some of them are even pretty fucking good (probs I could like them even better than this one). So the fucking point being what? Idk. I dont wanna know. 

To be fair, I have subscribed to like ten? WIP fics and I hate those emails that there is a new chapter. Hate them with passion. On top of that, I have stopped reading half of them after like two updated. Just yea. The waiting is not for and I cant even justify the whole thing.

This on the other hand? Fuck. Cant stop reading, cant stop re-reading. Love it. Its unhinged. Its best. Its weird. Ist just so everything. I dont even know. 

And I may be a little bit addicted to all these texting fics. Dont tell anyone, please. 

Healing the me in you [Harry Potter, Drarry, oneshot]

Healing the me in you by XxTheDarkLordxX 

Someone is healing people in Muggle hospitals in the dead of night and risking the Statute of Secrecy. Harry will get to the bottom of it, but does he really want to stop them? 

Harry could be a really goood detective. It also makes sense that he would be really shitty at taking orders from idiot people.  But it also makes sense that he would love to help other people who are coming from muggle world and have trouble with wizarding world. Maybe the books leaves it all a little bit too open with accidental magic and The Minitrys way of dealing with it. So this could theoretically answer all those questions.

Draco's redemption arc is also kinda wicked good. One other good thing (not good per se but more like a thing that makes sense) is about how other wizards react towards Draco and him trying to be better. How he is still carrying a lot of shitty baggage. Yup.

There wasnt a single thing I didnt like. Take that as you like. 

B̶o̶y̶friends with benefits [Game Changers, Hollanov, nc-17]

B̶o̶y̶friends with benefits by Anonymous 

“You are so pretty, Hollander. Your freckles err— take my breath.” 

Shane glares. “Rozanov, you can’t say that here,” he says through gritted teeth. “They can hear us.” 

“Who gives a fuck?” He declares with a careless shrug. “Whole world knows we are lovers, so what?” 

The world most definitely does not need to know that he’s on Ilya’s extensive fuck buddies roster. 

Or 

According to Ilya, Shane is the best boyfriend anyone could ask for. If you ask Shane, he’ll tell you they are just fuck buddies.

Just idiots here. Idiots who dont know how to talk and just expect the other to know everything. Just plain idiots.

Still cute idiots who are just so perfect for each other. Who have all the support from everyone around them. The cutest, sweetest idiots who deserve each other.

And social cues are the fucking worst.