keskiviikko 3. kesäkuuta 2026

rozanov's roster [Game Changers, Hollanov, multichapter]

rozanov's roster by gurlsrool 

Emmy: When did you first hook up with him? 
Jane: 2010 
Caro: WHAT 
Megan: GIRL 
Tia: SEVEN YEARS?? 
Megan: My jaw is borderline unhinged rn 

Or: In 2017, Shane finds a place where he can talk about his sex life...a group chat for girls who have slept with Ilya Rozanov

Why am I back reading WIP fics? Like yea, there are completed fics that I have not read yet. Some of them are even pretty fucking good (probs I could like them even better than this one). So the fucking point being what? Idk. I dont wanna know. 

To be fair, I have subscribed to like ten? WIP fics and I hate those emails that there is a new chapter. Hate them with passion. On top of that, I have stopped reading half of them after like two updated. Just yea. The waiting is not for and I cant even justify the whole thing.

This on the other hand? Fuck. Cant stop reading, cant stop re-reading. Love it. Its unhinged. Its best. Its weird. Ist just so everything. I dont even know. 

And I may be a little bit addicted to all these texting fics. Dont tell anyone, please. 

maanantai 1. kesäkuuta 2026

Healing the me in you [Harry Potter, Drarry, oneshot]

Healing the me in you by XxTheDarkLordxX 

Someone is healing people in Muggle hospitals in the dead of night and risking the Statute of Secrecy. Harry will get to the bottom of it, but does he really want to stop them? 

Harry could be a really goood detective. It also makes sense that he would be really shitty at taking orders from idiot people.  But it also makes sense that he would love to help other people who are coming from muggle world and have trouble with wizarding world. Maybe the books leaves it all a little bit too open with accidental magic and The Minitrys way of dealing with it. So this could theoretically answer all those questions.

Draco's redemption arc is also kinda wicked good. One other good thing (not good per se but more like a thing that makes sense) is about how other wizards react towards Draco and him trying to be better. How he is still carrying a lot of shitty baggage. Yup.

There wasnt a single thing I didnt like. Take that as you like. 

lauantai 30. toukokuuta 2026

B̶o̶y̶friends with benefits [Game Changers, Hollanov, nc-17]

B̶o̶y̶friends with benefits by Anonymous 

“You are so pretty, Hollander. Your freckles err— take my breath.” 

Shane glares. “Rozanov, you can’t say that here,” he says through gritted teeth. “They can hear us.” 

“Who gives a fuck?” He declares with a careless shrug. “Whole world knows we are lovers, so what?” 

The world most definitely does not need to know that he’s on Ilya’s extensive fuck buddies roster. 

Or 

According to Ilya, Shane is the best boyfriend anyone could ask for. If you ask Shane, he’ll tell you they are just fuck buddies.

Just idiots here. Idiots who dont know how to talk and just expect the other to know everything. Just plain idiots.

Still cute idiots who are just so perfect for each other. Who have all the support from everyone around them. The cutest, sweetest idiots who deserve each other.

And social cues are the fucking worst. 

torstai 28. toukokuuta 2026

Secondhand Relief [Harry Potter, Drarry, oneshot]

Secondhand Relief by XxTheDarkLordxX 

“In case it has escaped your notice, this is Malfoy that we are talking about. Why the fuck would he ever help us? His dad’s one of them for fucks sake!” 

“Harry has been fucking him for months! I think we stand a good chance.” 

Sometimes, he really wished that Voldemort had killed him as a baby.

I really cant come up anything I wanted to say about this. Maybe this is just something you need to experience for yourself? Or I am just stuck to in the story. Okay. I am stuck here, because what the fuck, give me more of this. But like. This is just so out of everything and I dont know.

Should I read this for the third time? Maybe. Do I have time tonight? Probably not. Will I do it? Hopefully. We will see. 

tiistai 26. toukokuuta 2026

speak to us of clothes [Game Chhangers, Hollanov, oneshot]

speak to us of clothes by whimsicule 

Shane Hollander, hockey player extraordinaire, hovers in the doorway to his impressively designed but sparsely filled walk-in closet, looking at her with wide eyes like she might shoot him if he’s got the wrong things in there. If she finds any cargo shorts, she might shoot herself. 

or: shane hires a stylist.

I am really shocked that I have not blogged about this before. I have even red this like.. Three times? already or something.  

We are returning to my all time trope where Hollanovs relationship is seen from some random person's view (or sometimes not so random, maybe outsider's pov would be the best term, but, meh, whatever). And thats it. Thats all there is. 

Also. I am kinda wishing a sequel here with more Ilya. But if  this is all Im getting, Im not complaining.