Healing the me in you [Harry Potter, Drarry, oneshot]

Healing the me in you by XxTheDarkLordxX 

Someone is healing people in Muggle hospitals in the dead of night and risking the Statute of Secrecy. Harry will get to the bottom of it, but does he really want to stop them? 

Harry could be a really goood detective. It also makes sense that he would be really shitty at taking orders from idiot people.  But it also makes sense that he would love to help other people who are coming from muggle world and have trouble with wizarding world. Maybe the books leaves it all a little bit too open with accidental magic and The Minitrys way of dealing with it. So this could theoretically answer all those questions.

Draco's redemption arc is also kinda wicked good. One other good thing (not good per se but more like a thing that makes sense) is about how other wizards react towards Draco and him trying to be better. How he is still carrying a lot of shitty baggage. Yup.

There wasnt a single thing I didnt like. Take that as you like. 

Secondhand Relief [Harry Potter, Drarry, oneshot]

Secondhand Relief by XxTheDarkLordxX 

“In case it has escaped your notice, this is Malfoy that we are talking about. Why the fuck would he ever help us? His dad’s one of them for fucks sake!” 

“Harry has been fucking him for months! I think we stand a good chance.” 

Sometimes, he really wished that Voldemort had killed him as a baby.

I really cant come up anything I wanted to say about this. Maybe this is just something you need to experience for yourself? Or I am just stuck to in the story. Okay. I am stuck here, because what the fuck, give me more of this. But like. This is just so out of everything and I dont know.

Should I read this for the third time? Maybe. Do I have time tonight? Probably not. Will I do it? Hopefully. We will see. 

PWP Oneshots part 18 [Harry Potter, Shameless, F1]

Have fun kids! ♥

Foreplay by lq_traintracks (lumosed_quill)   
[Drarry]

Getting a raging hard-on on the duelling room floor, pinned under Harry Potter’s sweaty body, is not how Draco saw his day going, but… Well, here he is. 

Sweetheart by leontina (Leontina)

[Darry]

Draco and Harry are Auror partners, and for some reason Draco has taken up the habit of calling Harry "Sweetheart" like it's a normal thing. It gets Harry all hot and bothered.

Caught By You by lumenoctis (dionysusope)  

[Drarry]

During a heated game of Quidditch, Harry and Draco end up in a fight over who caught the Snitch first. Somehow, the argument enters the Slytherin changing room, where things escalate rather quickly...

Persistence is Key by camnoelgallavich & jinlin5
[Gallavich] 

Mickey couldn’t help it. He just didn’t get it. He didn’t get what was so fucking great about having somebody’s mouth attached to your asshole like a suckerfish, he didn’t get what could be accomplished by a person’s tongue that couldn’t be exponentially improved upon by an actual cock. Whenever it happened in porn, Mickey would always skip it. It seemed boring to him- the guys getting munched on always acted like they were actively experiencing some sort of goddamn spiritual enlightenment or some other far out type of shit. He was pretty much convinced they had to be faking it. It couldn’t be that fucking good… could it? 

Long May They Slam and Slap by BekkaChaos 
[Gallavich]

based on a prompt: Ian and Mickey having sex and Mick is all into it, scratching Ian's back, moaning, the whole 9, when his phone rings and it's someone important and he has to answer but Ian doesn't stop fucking him. So Mickey tryna keep it together on the phone while getting his brains banged out

like you do by vroombeams 
[Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri]

Lando’s all rumpled, drowning in a hoodie and soft joggers and socks so fuzzy they're almost comical. His hair is a little bit damp and his cheeks are pink. Oscar could write it off as a post-shower sort of vibe if the smell wafting from the room weren’t so distinct. 

As it is, well. 

Oscar says, intelligently, “You… heat?”

Nouveau Hot by WanderingBlindly 
[Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri]

Lando’s hand moves faster, the knot in his stomach growing tighter with each stroke, each flick of his wrist. Easy muscle memory, it should be enough but — 

“Need you, need you, need you now, I- Osc, please I -oh fuck,” He’s rambling, the words spilling out faster as he desperately chases release — hips fucking up uselessly into his hand. 

“That’s too bad, isn’t it?” 

off the record by Anonymous 
[Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri]

Lando shows up to the circuit bouncing on his feet, fresh-pressed and smug, wearing the shirt. 

The shirt from the most recent upload. A thin cream-white thing with faded blue stripes. It had been rumpled in the video, clinging to sweat-slicked skin while a dildo was being fucked into a hole Oscar now knows too well. 

Lando bites into a banana and says, “You good?” 

Oscar blinks. Thinks about pressing Lando against the wall and having his way with him. Sending Lando off to media duties with a stretched hole and come trickling down his thighs. “Yeah. Fine.” 

Or, 
Oscar stumbles upon a camboy account that looks a lot like Lando. It ruins his focus, rewires his brain, and makes him want things he shouldn't. 

I Gift to You [Harry Potter, Drarry, oneshot]

 I Gift to You by XxTheDarkLordxX 

Draco refuses to see giving Potter anonymous gifts as a nice thing to do. This was just one moment of weakness. That's all it was. 

 So why does it last eight years? Why does the pleased glint to green eyes make him continue to send them? More importantly, why does the school owl keep following him?

I dont know what to say about this one. I think this time the only reason why I am sharing this fic, is that I can remember this and come back to this. So I can read this again and remember this again.  

This is beautiful in its own way. But also sad and sarcastic and fresh. Just everything. 

I Like the Way You Move [Harry Potter, Drarry, oneshot, nc-17]

I Like the Way You Move for Me by phdmama 

Harry and Draco have been Auror partners for over five years, and while they may not be friends outside of work, Draco knows Harry. In fact, he's loved him for years, but he's too afraid of losing what they have to make a move. He's content with what he has, until an Auror trainee begins acting strangely and puts Harry in a difficult position, and what happens next will change everything. 

I'm getting pickier with fics I share here. I like them, really like, but at the same time comes the doubt if the fic is really that good or if its really something I would like to read again later on. Like this one. This is really just like almost every other fic, nothing new or groundbreaking. But at the same time, this is good, the writing is solid, the story makes sense and so on.

So why wouldn't I blog about this? No clue. 

This isn't really a huge praise for this fic, I know. But this is good. I just don't know how this is different from any other really good fic. And thats the big problem I have right now. 

So. go and enjoy this. And ignore my complaining. 

The Charmed Life Of Harry Potter [Harry Potter, Drarry, oneshot]

The Charmed Life Of Harry Potter by bafflinghaze 

There’s a veela in town and they’re hosting a masquerade ball in search for a partner. Anyone who wants to come is invited. 

But that’s the furthest thing from Harry’s mind: he has coursework and third year Auror group cases to do while his teammates sit around talking about the ball. Anyway, who needs a veela partner when you have Draco Malfoy randomly appearing in your house bearing new clothes and delicious food on odd days? 

I really like the idea of Draco just basically moving to Harry's without asking anyone. One day is he is just there and thats it. Everyone just goes with the flow and don't even comment the whole thing. Okay. Basically the same goes the other way too, but the point stays.

The good part of this fic was how obvious Harry was the whole time. He didn't notice anything, he just went with the flow and was content with his life. Maybe I would have expected for Harry to be more noisy about his shitty boss, but this version fit the fic Harry better. Maybe it added to the whole idea how Harry is a little bit lost with his life and everything. 

I also liked how Draco was a kind of mystery. Harry didn't know what he was doing or where he spend most of his days or anything really. Draco just came and went when he wanted. I would love to read more about this kind of Draco. 

Draco Malfoy Hacks the Ministry And Messes With Harry Potter (and other less fun and more serious happenings) [Harry Potter, Drarry, oneshot]

Draco Malfoy Hacks the Ministry And Messes With Harry Potter (and other less fun and more serious happenings) by bafflinghaze 

Harry Potter knows Malfoy is up to something. But he just can’t prove it, because the slippery smarmy Slytherin leaves no traces, and seems to take all of Harry’s interrogations as invitations to kiss. 

To be honest, I thought there would be computers involved or that this would be non-magical fic. Ou boy how wrong I was.

I fell in love with how everything was described here. How the wards worked (or nor worked), how everyone just believed that everything works fine because it has worked fine forever, how Draco was just kind of bored and so on. Also liked how Draco invented things to make his life easier and to have time to do other things. 

Harry on the other hand.. Yea. Nothing to say about him. I just liked Draco here. And Draco hitting Harry every change he got. 

head over heels [Harry Potter, Drarry, oneshot]

head over heels by derekmaliknurse 

Everyone in Harry’s life thinks he’s engaged to Malfoy. The solution to this is not pretending to date Malfoy, but here he is doing that anyway. 

Sleeping is for the weak, and I can read this instead of sleeping, right? 

But seriously, this was addicting in a really cute way. Like you (as does everyone else) know, they are in love with each other. These two idiots just can't admit that the other is in love with them. Yep. The usual plot how talking is overrated.

Still. This was cute, there were little details that made it more deep and more meaningful. This was just long enough to fit everything (and I still may have wanted more, as usual). And it all just made sense. Yep. No clue what else to say.

Scorching Hot Threesomes and Silent Co-existence: Harry Potter’s Guide to Life Post-Voldemort [Harry Potter, Harry/Draco/Hermione, nc-17]

Scorching Hot Threesomes and Silent Co-existence: Harry Potter’s Guide to Life Post-Voldemort by ellebesea 

Honestly, he's not sure how he should feel about the events of last night, but his cock doesn't seem the least bit confused. His first time, beyond a few handies behind a greenhouse or shed, and it was a threesome with his gorgeous best friend and - he might as well admit it - the hottest guy he's ever met. 

Or: the sequel to Hermione Granger and the Day Ron Weasley Called her a Slut. Hermione is still a badass, Ron is slightly less foolish, Draco Malfoy manages to convey a whole lot without saying much, and maybe, just maybe, Harry will get a clue.

There is a oneshot prequel to this: Hermione Granger and the Day Ron Weasley Called her a Slut. Its basically pure porn and probably not mandotory to understand this, but I do recommend to read it too!

Im not Dramione fan. Far from it. I dont really like the fics because Draco seems this dark, super mysterious character that just doesn't make any sense to me. To be honest, he really doesn't make any sense in here too, but yea. 

I really like how Harry understands Hermione and how they work together. Its not just the porn part but as friends outside of it all. They just makes sense. It also helps with how they make sense as a throuple with Draco. Everyone just strengthens the others. 

I dont know. I could get lost in this throuple. Or not. Time will tell.  

Light Years Away [Harry Potter, Drarry, oneshot]

Light Years Away by lettersbyelise Summary: 

No one told Harry about the training courses young Aurors and Curse Breakers have in common, just like Harry never told anyone about his one-night encounter with Draco Malfoy two months prior.

Somethings really short, cute, soft and a little bit mystical for the morning. Yeah. All of that. 

And Draco stays as a mystery till the end. 

Hourglass Heart [Harry Potter, Drarry,nc-17, oneshot]

Hourglass Heart by bixgirl1 

It only happened once — depending on how Harry counted. 

This one has my favorite writing style. If you can call it a style. More like its super vague, still super informative and jumps from points to points. Basically it doesnt make sense until it does. 

I would probably read this again and again just because how this was written. But I liked the plot as well, I liked how it was build, how they interacted and how it all just made so much sense in the end. Even when sometimes you just had to ask yourself, what the actual fuck is going on. 

Harry Potter and the Secret Boyfriend [Harry Potter, Romione, Drarry, oneshot]

Harry Potter and the Secret Boyfriend by luminae

Ron doesn't know how no one else noticed, they aren't subtle.

I had to google what Ron and Hermione's shipping name is. And Im still not 100% sure its Romione. It makes sense, is kinda cute but somehow no. 

But whatever.

This was again some of those cute, short, lovely oneshots that just make you feel good. I actually really liked Ron in here. Usually he just is and is overshadowed with everything else. Or he is portraited as stupid and easy to fool. But here he got to shine and be the best friend he really is. 

Everything about Harry and Draco was just cute. And thats that. The whole fic. 

Have fun! ❤️

Draco Malfoy’s Stupendous Seduction Seminar [Harry Potter, Drarry, nc-17, oneshot]

Draco Malfoy’s Stupendous Seduction Seminar by lettersbyelise 

Draco Malfoy offers to help his coworkers to improve their seduction techniques, with unexpected consequences.

I like this flamboyant version of Draco. Confident, being okay with himself and showing it to everyone. But I also like this Harry, who knows what he likes, wants and so on, but isnt so sure how to let it show and kind of hiding himself. 

This had a little crack fic feeling, but mostly it was all about feelings and what their lives are now days. But mostly it was just a peak into something good thats about to start. 

Mostly this was just what I needed for this mornings reading. 

I dream of you, to wake [Harry Potter, Drarry, oneshot]

I dream of you, to wake by harryromper   

“Typically coma patients are made comfortable and left to regain consciousness in their own time," Draco points out carefully. 

“Typically, yes. But when has anything about Harry been typical.” Hermione sighs, rubbing at her eye with the heel of her hand. “The Healer-in-Charge has consulted with experts at all the major wizarding hospitals. They all agree. Whatever’s happening inside of Harry’s head right now is killing him.” 

Draco Malfoy is a world-renowned dream-walker, and he may be Harry Potter’s only hope.

I am really not sure what to write about this. Everything was just so perfect and well tought. It really had that dreamlike feeling about everything, even when they weren't dreaming. 

When Buds Break [Harry Potter, Drarry, nc-17, oneshot]

When Buds Break by Andithiel 

Harry and Draco agreed that they’d keep on secretly (but exclusively) fucking each other as long as no one caught any feelings. Which is working just fine, really. The problem isn’t only that Harry would like to be allowed to stay the night occasionally. No, the real problem is that Draco has started coughing up flowers. 

I'm not telling you how many Hanahaki disease fics I have read recently. No way in hell. (By the way, when will it need its own tag?)

There seems to just be one thing in common in all of the fics. It's always Draco who gets sick. I only remember one fic where it was Harry, and that was really short compared to the rest. And Im not even sure if I would like to read a fic where Harry gets sick. Somehow, this just has to be Draco's pov to make it good. I don't even know why. 

But all in all. These are the reasons why I keep crying every day. Maybe I am just a glutton for punishment? Or something. Really something.

all the time in the world [Harry Potter, Drarry, oneshot]

all the time in the world by MoreSonorous 

Draco Malfoy is dying. Harry Potter is both the cause and the cure. 

I'm stuck with this idea about what about the life after. The possible break-up, or the guilt about being together, or forcing them to be together because otherwise Draco will die. Basically, there is always this doom and gloom in their relationship after Draco gets better. 

Yea. Okay. Maybe the idea is not so bad, when you think about it. They could both fall out of love and that way, Draco wouldn't get sick again. Or maybe this is somehow linked to soulmates, and the one can't be without the other. Or something like that. 

 Those were literally the only things I could think about when I was reading this. Because this is another one of those fics that I have read more than once, so I can waste some of the story thinking about everything else. And all of that is there to say, this is good, really good. And I will read this a third time at some point. Not right now, because I have three other fics open and I want to finish them first.

So if anyone knows a fic that even touches that whole subject, please link and share. I would love to read it next. And, if I wasn't somehow super clear about this, this is another Hanahaki disease fic. Yea.  

 

Garden of You [Harry Potter, Drarry, oneshot]

Garden of You by thoracicduck (aproposofeverything) 

Draco has Hanahaki Disease, and he would rather die than admit that he's liked his childhood nemesis all along (for reasons he does not expect); Harry warms up slowly to his unusual friend with a mysterious disease that doesn't get better. 

 A story of two men reopening old wounds and seeking comfort in each other's presence, wherein they find common ground in unspoken grief.

I have read this twice now and wouldnt say no to a third time. 

Draco is living in remorse and is just ready to die. Of course Harry interviews and tries to save him. No one knows anything but Draco and he is content with that. 

But all of this just made me cry. There really werent that many parts where I wasnt crying. So yea. This is sad, with semi happy ending. Okay. The ending is promising happy times but doesnt really go that far. 

And this is really worth the read. Just be ready to cry. Yea. 

Pull My Hair a Little Harder Please [Harry Potter, Drarry, multichapter]

Pull My Hair a Little Harder Please by batondecannelle

“Potter,” he says. 

Harry’s knees feel weak. He stumbles a few feet closer to the other boy and then stops. His chest feels tight, and his vision is swimming, and he doesn’t know how to ask for what he desperately needs. 

“I’m, I’m—” he stammers, his hands shaking. 

Draco looks around them at the empty library, and then back at Harry. “Come here,” he says. 

-- 

Harry was excited to come back for one more year of Hogwarts. One last year where there’s nothing to worry about, no basilisks or dementors or psychotic murderers. 

So why does he keep having panic attacks, and why is it always Draco Malfoy finding him right in the middle of one? 

It sounds really weird that there is not that many fics about mental health in Potter fandom. Like.  You have a world where has been a war with children being the most importat characters. And people just keep writing like none of that really happened or matters. Don't get me wrong, I love those fics too, but Im kind of just waiting more of these kinds of fics? If that makes any sense.

Okay. This is still not a way to deal with mental health and depression and PTSD. But in fiction, this is okay and fine. All that other stuff on the other hand, how out of it Harry was without even understanding it. How it just got worse and worse. How he didn't have any tools to help himself or understand what was going. Those are the parts I liked about this. This felt real, like he really was lost and everything had just gone to shits. 

Draco was left as a little bit mysterious. I liked that. I liked how it was all about Harry surviving and trying to understand. Everything else was just background, even if it helped. But nothing was really clear or linear in here, it was just how Harry felt everything. Mushy, dark, hopeless, sad, lost.  

growing irises (in the sunshine) [Harry Potter, Drarry, nc-17, oneshot]

growing irises (in the sunshine) by inkedquill 

Draco Malfoy is very good at being Harry Potter’s friend, and especially so at pretending he hasn’t been in love with him since long before. 

Too bad his eyes didn’t seem to get the memo. 

Or alternatively, Draco is made aware of the fact that his pupils visibly dilate whenever Harry is around, apparently an irrepressible sign of attraction or arousal. He freaks out.

Almost 20k words of idiots being in love. Fucking hell. Am I so messed up that this is really what I love to read the most? Like fucking hell. There is something seriously wrong with me (and all those people who love to write this shit, still kudos to all of you, I love you and all the hard work you do).

I wish I had something else to say. But thats the whole plot and its just so good and well written that there is nothing else to add. Enjoy!

I'll never be your chosen one [Harry Potter, Drarry, oneshot, nc-17]

I'll never be your chosen one by Andithiel 

Draco doesn't know what exactly he’s doing with Potter, he doesn't know how their unspoken agreement even started, and doesn't know where it will end. The only thing he knows is: he's not in love. 

Im not crying, you are crying. 

Honestly, it seems like Im back to promoting porn. There is a plot and in a way this is more plot than porn. But it feels like pure filth. You can take that as any way you really want.

 The main point is. Draco is not in love.