PWP Oneshots 19 [Game Changers, F1, TeenWolf]

Here we go again ♥ Have fun kids !

Captain’s Order by ThePromptWasntThisLong (shredded_potato) 
[Hollanov]

Who’s the freak stealing Ilya Rozanov’s game-worn jerseys?’ 

A series of targeted thefts turns into a league-wide mystery. The entire league is obsessed. Ilya is unconcerned. And Shane… 

Shane is locking himself in empty bathrooms, sniffing and stroking himself raw over the stolen fabric like a total pervert. 

He thinks it’s a secret. Ilya knows better.

soft sheets by afterdark (passengerprincipessa) 

[LandOscar]

It’s unreal what Lando will sleep through.

golden, like daylight by nonamesplz 
[Hollanov]

What I imagine their first time without a condom was like. Because we've all thought about it. 

money shot by cutshot

[Hollanov] 

When he looks up to check if anyone noticed, Hayden has put his phone away and his eyes are trained on them, arms crossed together. 

Hayden is still watching them, and Shane feels his blood turn into ice-sludge when he realises that Ilya is pushing inside him steadily enough that anyone can see how their hips move into each other. Shane stares back. Hayden’s eyes trail down from his face to where Ilya’s hand is visibly on Shane’s waist under the blanket, and—Shane tightens up enough for Ilya to double over and muffle a groan into his neck. 

And Hayden’s eyes are still on them. 

A beat, then two, and a wicked look takes over his face before he mouths: Having fun? 

Shane is horny. Ilya provides the perfect solution. Hayden is just here for the show.

81-24-21 by maplesalad 
[Hunter/Hollander/Rozanov]

Ilya tucked his smile against Shane’s neck and brought his hand down Shane’s front. “He used to be so boring,” he said to Hunter. “Would not let me fuck him because you were next door.” 

Shane groaned. “You’re such an asshole—that was a long time ago,” he said. “I was trying to be discreet.” 

“Yes, and now look at you,” Ilya said. “Go suck Hunter’s dick.”

Derek's Condition by SinQueen69 
[Sterek]

Stiles agreed to Derek’s terms when he moved in, not realizing at the time how much his life would change. 

Sweet & Spicy Bingo Square: Wet & Messy 

To Remember [F1, LandOscar, oneshot]

To Remember by piastrification (goldenflora)  

When Oscar starts to cough up daisy petals, he finds that there is more than one way to forget. He doesn’t want to forget for a lifetime, he thinks- just every once in a while.  

The alternative ending to “To Forget”.

To be honest, I dont know which I prefer. I really would love to say that this one. But maybe Im just a sucker for punishment and I prefer the other one. 

Besides all that. I still love Hanahaki stories. Maybe I just love to cry and suffer. Maybe.  

Late Bloomer [F1, LandOscar, nc-17, oneshot]

Late Bloomer by Anonymous

Lando had always been a beta, and very happy about that fact, too. No secondary genders, no problems. While all his alpha and omega friends and colleagues around him complained about how sometimes even the most basic things can become difficult, he was just chilling. A happy, ‘normal’ guy. 

But then things started changing. 

This is another really cute, innocent ABO fic. Like. Before LandOscar I didnt even know these things were a thing. I thought all of them were more or less awful and disgusting. But noooo. LandOscar can cure anything for me and get me addicted to these things. So yea. I may be reading ABO fics in other fandoms too.

Anyways. This is a sneak peak into what it means to be an omega and how Lando reacts to it. Mostly it just all about how being an omega is awful and how in love these two are. Yep. Thats it. So all cute and nice and happy and nice. Everything tooth rotting sweet.

The Solution To Hangovers [F1, LandOscar, oneshot]

The Solution To Hangovers by TinaNoodlee 

World champion. 

It slams into Lando's chest so hard his heart does an actual stutter. He sucks in a breath, blinking at the hotel ceiling, and memory flashes back in jump cuts — chequered flag, radio screaming, “You’re world champion, mate!”, orange smoke, McLaren crew on the fence, his own voice cracking in parc fermé, while the tears stream down uncontrollably. 

His face warms before his body has even caught up. God, he really did that on live TV, didn’t he? Like, repeatedly. They’re gonna meme him to death. 

He shifts to roll onto his side and something moves next to him. 

Warmth. Weight. The tug of the duvet. 

Lando freezes. 

OR 

Lando Norris wins the WDC and discovers the real post-race debrief is explaining why he “just wanted to give him a hug.” 

I needed something super cute, simple and heartwarming. This was all of that and more.  I really cant unnderstand how almost all the fics about these two are so cute and somehow innocent. No clue. Or maybe my brain has been rotted with a lot of awful, disgusting things. Maybe. 

little renaissance [F1, LandOscar, oneshot]

little renaissance by leafmeal0ne

And Oscar - people said he didn’t like the spotlight, didn’t know how to capture it and keep it the way Lando did. They always compared the two of them, in that regard. Even after Oscar left. But they weren’t right, the strangers, not after the first year at least. 

Future fics. Its kind of weird of reading fics about future that have been written a couple of years ago because life moves on and shit happens. That was kind of weird here, but not like bad way. Just made me pause and think sometimes.

Anyways.

I love mentor Lando and how he is with new drivers. How he is there without actually knowing what his job is suppose to be. He exists, helps and doing what he loves. Maybe its hard as fuck sometimes, but most times he just aces it. 

They also feel old. Like not just them being in their 30s but sometimes they felt even older. Which was great when you really think about. Everything they have done and the pressure, its bound to give them aging edge. So of course they dont act as normal 30 year olds (if you can say that).

The new drivers were also really great and they had whole personas. I loved that. Yep. 

So basically everything was great. Yep.

Quite Something [F1, LandOscar]

Quite Something by Igfirecrotch 

George looked around and asked, “Oscar’s not coming?” 

Alex snorted. “He said he might. You know how that goes.” 

Max chuckled. “Yeah, he’s probably already out somewhere with a cute boy and an overpriced bottle of champagne.” 

“Speaking about me?” 

The voice came from just behind Lando, low, smooth, threaded with amusement. 

He turned. 

And okay. Yeah. 

Cute boy, expensive champagne, it all suddenly made sense. 

Or: the one where Lando tries to fix his broken heart with fun, flirting, and very bad decisions. 

Commucation is really, really hard sometimes. Even when in the beginninng it was easy and everything was really damn clear. But then it get muddier and muddier. And the saying "situantionships have a lifespan of a milk" (or something) is pretty damn true.

Anyways. This is basically just miscommunications and people being stupid about their own feelings. Also something else on top of that. But yea. Those are the main points. 

in the firing line [F1, LandOscar, oneshot, nc-17]

in the firing line by sincerelylancelot 

On Monday morning, Oscar finds a coffee next to his chopping board and a note. 

Super cute little restaurant AU fic. Everything you need to have a good start to a day.

red hearts, red hearts, that's what i'm on [F1, LandOscar, nc-17]

red hearts, red hearts, that's what i'm on by hanquality 

“I was kind of expecting you to be an e-girl, you know,” Lando teases. 

“Ah. Sorry to disappoint.” This is awkward. Did Lando add him because he wanted to flirt with a gamer girl? He seriously did not realize that’s what this call was. He thought this was just bros hanging out. 

or; oscar piastri accidentally becomes a discord kitten

Fuck. Im drunk and I cant really believe what I just read. Seriously. Someone should take my phone away right now. 

under my skin [F1, LandOscar]

under my skin by lellabella 

"Do you usually take walks in the middle of the night?" 

"Helps me clear my head." 

"Mmm." The mystery man takes another drag of his cigarette, eyes still fixed on Oscar. "Thought you might be dumping a body down there. Good place for it." 

Oscar chuckles like it's a casual joke. Because of course it is. He's just a normal man out for a normal walk in a normal part of town. 

"I'm not that interesting, I'm afraid." 

"Ohh, I don't think that's true."

Fuck.  

sgraffito [F1, LandOscar, oneshot]

sgraffito by leafmeal0ne 

Maybe it could have been him, instead. It could have been him driving alongside Oscar, his hands lifting trophies, his dreams soaked in champagne. But Lando taught art while his brother raced, and he didn't regret it. Not when Oli seemed so happy.

I dont know why I read these fics. All the stories about people havin to quit their dreams. Sometimes for life being shitty and sometimes they are jus stupid. 

Because these fics hurt more than anything else. They hurt so much that I even can not understand how anyone is able to write these. 

At the same time these are the most beautiful, raw stories I have read and Im hooked. Even when I spent most of the time crying while reading them. 

swipe left [F1, LandOscar, oneshot]

swipe left by lellabella 

Oscar scrolls up and down the profile, reading and rereading every prompt, taking in every detail of the photos—searching for a background detail or trick of wording that tips him off to any obvious red flags. Personal trainer and DJ is halfway to one already, but unfortunately, Oscar finds him attractive enough that the rational part of his brain is willing to overlook that. 

It would be a bad idea. The sideways grin and the thin scar across Lando's nose scream bad idea. 

And Oscar is getting ahead of himself. There's no way this guy would have any interest in him to begin with. He needs to stop getting carried away with fantasies where he has the patience and energy to keep up with someone who breezes through life on charm and good looks. Be realistic. 

He swipes left and closes the app. That's enough for the night. Probably a bot anyway.

This is not good just because some things are just meant to be (because seriously so true) but also because its just so human thing to do to imagine a life with someone stranger and then just moving on. Its just cute as fuck when they both do it and both dream about but are too realistics to actually do anything about it.

Somehow I also like how these two seem to be so insecure and how much it shows everywhere. It just makes them so much more human and relatable. And I love it so fucking much.

a love letter to rach 2 [F1, LandOscar]

a love letter to rach 2 by colorcodedgreen 

Lando Norris is the newly-appointed principle flautist of the London Philharmonic Orchestra. His roommate of five years, Oscar Piastri, is a scientist at a local university. 

Does Oscar like music? No. 

Does Lando like plants? Barely. 

Somehow, they still work.

You are welcome.

This is just a proof that these two idiots are just incable of talking and being open. Thats it until someone cracks. Thats all. So the usual. Maybe. Probably. I think so. Yea. 

Just friends [F1, LandOscar, oneshot]

Just friends by HamaraRakattirastas 

Signs you and your teammate may be dating without either of you knowing. 

No clue whats life. I have read this twice already. Like seriously. Twice in a week. I need a life. I really do. Ideas for what that could be are welcome.  

pop tart [F1, LandOscar, oneshot]

pop tart by debrief 

“Any preferences as to the gender of the love of your life or you’re not picky?” Lando asks as he slides his arm through the handles of the tote bag. 

Oscar blinks. “I am straight,” he deadpans. 

“I guess that rules me out,” Lando says, feigning heartbreak. 

There arent that many fics where they are even a little bit older than in real life. So let me soak in this bliss for a moment. 

This is also pretty perfect for my brain when it doesn't have a solid timeline and everything is just picked at random and put together. You know what I mean when you read this. But I just like stories  like this, it keeps you on your toes and makes you question everything. Just perfect.

Lando's kids are also awesome. His kids are awesome in every single fic that there has been. So nothing new about about that.

Yup. Yup. Yup. 

Papaya is the New Black [F1, LandOscar, oneshot]

Papaya is the New Black by smexy4you 

In which, Oscar replies to his thirstiest, funniest and most chaotic fan Lando with his burner account. 

Now I want to find my nemesis from the internet and exchange cryptic, sarcastic comments. And maybe something else. I want that. Can I have that in my life?

Thats it. Thats all I gotta say about this one.

play date [F1, LandOscar]

play date by debrief 

“You’re spending a lot of time with him,” Josh says. 

“He’s my boyfriend,” Lando responds dryly.   

“Fake boyfriend.” 

Lando plugs in his laptop and it chimes. “It was your idea,” he says. “What are you so sceptical about?”

I had this whole problem with myself about why I am reading this, why I am invested and why I like this. And something else on top of that. 

The thing is nothing made sense to me until the end. I just. I didnt understand why I like this so much, why I keep reading when this is basically nothing like the stuff I like to read. 

But there were those small details in the middle of it. Small things that got me deeper and gave it a little bit sense why I am reading this, planning on finnishing it even. Because it was so worth it. So, so, so worth it. 

My next plan is to reread this. That should tell you enough. 

The Five Stages of Infatuation [F1, LandOscar]

The Five Stages of Infatuation by chaos_element16 

Oscar was 99% sure that Lando was not in love with him. Which was fine, because he was 99% sure that he was not in love with Lando. 

Well, okay. 98%. 

Or: 

Oscar falls in love with Lando very quickly and figures it out very slowly.

I didnt cry until the final chapter. 

Tbh, at any point I wasnt really sure how this would end up. At no point was I like yea I know what is going to happen next. Thas not to say I didnt guess some things, but mostly the future was a mystery most of the time. And that was just so good. Really, really goood.

Also. These two are fucking idiots in love. Thats it. Just two really stupid people who just cant get their head out of their asses until its almost too late. But there is nothing new about that. Literally nothing. 

anatomy of a joke [F1, LandOscar, oneshot, nc-17]

anatomy of a joke by linearity 

Lando and Max have a thing. It's none of Oscar's business. They make it his business.

I really like this because 90% of time I have no clue whats going on or what is really important to the story. This is like the inside of my brain where everything makes sense when nothing makes sense. 

At one point I had this feeling like Max is really the bad guy but seriously. This is not that black and white (nothing is, really). And there isnt really a bad guy in this fic. There are just people doing what they want when they want and actually kind of talking about it. Kinda. 

Okay. This is just weird, everythint just messed up and the reader not in the loop most of the time. So basically everything I love a story. Ha. 

Diamond, Gold and Platinum. [F1, Landoscar, oneshot]

Diamond, Gold and Platinum. by deletedaccountjustkiddingunless 

Lando saw one message—“which gives off more engagement ring energy: diamond, gold, or platinum?”—from his best mate, his ride-or-die, his official roommate and teammate Oscar… and instantly spiralled into a full-blown identity crisis, an emotional implosion, and possibly a parallel dimension where nothing made sense anymore.

I dont know if I am crying or laughing. Probably both. Yea. Both. 

And I just cant. This perfection. The spiraling. The dating. Everything. MAX. Max is the best. And!this dumb little fruitcake being in denial. 

Just everything. I just love Lando in every single fic. How unhinged, out of this world he is. Just. Love everything. I want this version of him to be sacred and kept in a bubble. Just dont destroy it. Just dont. I dont wanna know anything but the fic version of him. Nothing else. 

I do like Oscar too. I like my little headcanon of him being this autistic boy who just surviving Lando's schenanings every day and trying to understand what the fuck is going on. 

These two little sweet boys. 

PWP Oneshots part 18 [Harry Potter, Shameless, F1]

Have fun kids! ♥

Foreplay by lq_traintracks (lumosed_quill)   
[Drarry]

Getting a raging hard-on on the duelling room floor, pinned under Harry Potter’s sweaty body, is not how Draco saw his day going, but… Well, here he is. 

Sweetheart by leontina (Leontina)

[Darry]

Draco and Harry are Auror partners, and for some reason Draco has taken up the habit of calling Harry "Sweetheart" like it's a normal thing. It gets Harry all hot and bothered.

Caught By You by lumenoctis (dionysusope)  

[Drarry]

During a heated game of Quidditch, Harry and Draco end up in a fight over who caught the Snitch first. Somehow, the argument enters the Slytherin changing room, where things escalate rather quickly...

Persistence is Key by camnoelgallavich & jinlin5
[Gallavich] 

Mickey couldn’t help it. He just didn’t get it. He didn’t get what was so fucking great about having somebody’s mouth attached to your asshole like a suckerfish, he didn’t get what could be accomplished by a person’s tongue that couldn’t be exponentially improved upon by an actual cock. Whenever it happened in porn, Mickey would always skip it. It seemed boring to him- the guys getting munched on always acted like they were actively experiencing some sort of goddamn spiritual enlightenment or some other far out type of shit. He was pretty much convinced they had to be faking it. It couldn’t be that fucking good… could it? 

Long May They Slam and Slap by BekkaChaos 
[Gallavich]

based on a prompt: Ian and Mickey having sex and Mick is all into it, scratching Ian's back, moaning, the whole 9, when his phone rings and it's someone important and he has to answer but Ian doesn't stop fucking him. So Mickey tryna keep it together on the phone while getting his brains banged out

like you do by vroombeams 
[Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri]

Lando’s all rumpled, drowning in a hoodie and soft joggers and socks so fuzzy they're almost comical. His hair is a little bit damp and his cheeks are pink. Oscar could write it off as a post-shower sort of vibe if the smell wafting from the room weren’t so distinct. 

As it is, well. 

Oscar says, intelligently, “You… heat?”

Nouveau Hot by WanderingBlindly 
[Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri]

Lando’s hand moves faster, the knot in his stomach growing tighter with each stroke, each flick of his wrist. Easy muscle memory, it should be enough but — 

“Need you, need you, need you now, I- Osc, please I -oh fuck,” He’s rambling, the words spilling out faster as he desperately chases release — hips fucking up uselessly into his hand. 

“That’s too bad, isn’t it?” 

off the record by Anonymous 
[Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri]

Lando shows up to the circuit bouncing on his feet, fresh-pressed and smug, wearing the shirt. 

The shirt from the most recent upload. A thin cream-white thing with faded blue stripes. It had been rumpled in the video, clinging to sweat-slicked skin while a dildo was being fucked into a hole Oscar now knows too well. 

Lando bites into a banana and says, “You good?” 

Oscar blinks. Thinks about pressing Lando against the wall and having his way with him. Sending Lando off to media duties with a stretched hole and come trickling down his thighs. “Yeah. Fine.” 

Or, 
Oscar stumbles upon a camboy account that looks a lot like Lando. It ruins his focus, rewires his brain, and makes him want things he shouldn't.