PWP Oneshots part 18 [Harry Potter, Shameless, F1]

Have fun kids! ♥

Foreplay by lq_traintracks (lumosed_quill)   
[Drarry]

Getting a raging hard-on on the duelling room floor, pinned under Harry Potter’s sweaty body, is not how Draco saw his day going, but… Well, here he is. 

Sweetheart by leontina (Leontina)

[Darry]

Draco and Harry are Auror partners, and for some reason Draco has taken up the habit of calling Harry "Sweetheart" like it's a normal thing. It gets Harry all hot and bothered.

Caught By You by lumenoctis (dionysusope)  

[Drarry]

During a heated game of Quidditch, Harry and Draco end up in a fight over who caught the Snitch first. Somehow, the argument enters the Slytherin changing room, where things escalate rather quickly...

Persistence is Key by camnoelgallavich & jinlin5
[Gallavich] 

Mickey couldn’t help it. He just didn’t get it. He didn’t get what was so fucking great about having somebody’s mouth attached to your asshole like a suckerfish, he didn’t get what could be accomplished by a person’s tongue that couldn’t be exponentially improved upon by an actual cock. Whenever it happened in porn, Mickey would always skip it. It seemed boring to him- the guys getting munched on always acted like they were actively experiencing some sort of goddamn spiritual enlightenment or some other far out type of shit. He was pretty much convinced they had to be faking it. It couldn’t be that fucking good… could it? 

Long May They Slam and Slap by BekkaChaos 
[Gallavich]

based on a prompt: Ian and Mickey having sex and Mick is all into it, scratching Ian's back, moaning, the whole 9, when his phone rings and it's someone important and he has to answer but Ian doesn't stop fucking him. So Mickey tryna keep it together on the phone while getting his brains banged out

like you do by vroombeams 
[Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri]

Lando’s all rumpled, drowning in a hoodie and soft joggers and socks so fuzzy they're almost comical. His hair is a little bit damp and his cheeks are pink. Oscar could write it off as a post-shower sort of vibe if the smell wafting from the room weren’t so distinct. 

As it is, well. 

Oscar says, intelligently, “You… heat?”

Nouveau Hot by WanderingBlindly 
[Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri]

Lando’s hand moves faster, the knot in his stomach growing tighter with each stroke, each flick of his wrist. Easy muscle memory, it should be enough but — 

“Need you, need you, need you now, I- Osc, please I -oh fuck,” He’s rambling, the words spilling out faster as he desperately chases release — hips fucking up uselessly into his hand. 

“That’s too bad, isn’t it?” 

off the record by Anonymous 
[Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri]

Lando shows up to the circuit bouncing on his feet, fresh-pressed and smug, wearing the shirt. 

The shirt from the most recent upload. A thin cream-white thing with faded blue stripes. It had been rumpled in the video, clinging to sweat-slicked skin while a dildo was being fucked into a hole Oscar now knows too well. 

Lando bites into a banana and says, “You good?” 

Oscar blinks. Thinks about pressing Lando against the wall and having his way with him. Sending Lando off to media duties with a stretched hole and come trickling down his thighs. “Yeah. Fine.” 

Or, 
Oscar stumbles upon a camboy account that looks a lot like Lando. It ruins his focus, rewires his brain, and makes him want things he shouldn't. 

parachute [Game Changers, Hollanov, oneshot]

parachute by titowrites 

In the quiet of night, twenty minutes after Darya turned twelve, her mother hands her a present with a blank name slip.

“These are from your uncles, they love you so much. Uncle Ilya misses you.”

This hurt. This hurt in a really good way. But still hurt more than I was ready to be hurt today. I just cant even cry because this hurts so much. How did I even find this fic? I dont know. But Im not okay. So far from okay. 

This whole fandom is destroying me. Piece by piece. I dont even believe theres gonna be much left soon. Everything is just so raw and beautiful and hits deeper than I would even think is possible. 

Thank you. 

please leave a message [Game Changers, Hollanov, oneshot]

please leave a message by Ravenesta 

Sarah 
Does anyone have the number for Shane's girl from Boston? I feel bad that they've been seeing each other for this long and we've never added her here. 

Jackie  
Oh good point! Let me ask Hayden. 

Jackie has added Lily to the conversation 

Lily 
what 
what is this 

Or: Ilya Rozanov is, apparently, one of the girls. 

I have had this weird thing the past forever. That I only think fic is good if it leaves a mark in you afterwards. I havent really wanted to read anything that isnt really old school fics. But after all those F1 fics I have started to like these silly little weird texting fics and fics that contain a lot of different elements. I just want to have fun while reading now.'

The other thing is that I have kind of tried to avoid Hollanov fics for awhile. Not because there isnt any or because they arent good or some other bullshit. I just, I wanted to have enough stuff to read when the first season is over and I have the mental capasity to get lost on this thing. Because I will get lost in here and I will read almost everything. 

So maybe this is the start of me getting lost here?

Also. This thing is fucking epic. Roz being one of the girls. Now I have this weird feeling that I want Shane to be one of the girls for the Boston or Ottawa (or both). This is gold. Perfect. I may have read this like three times already. Yea. You can see why I have kind of avoided the whole thing.

So. Maybe this is the end where I lose the rest of my sanity?  

The Hickey [Game Changers, Hollanov, nc-17]

The Hickey by dntat 

Three times Ilya can't resist marking what's his, and one time Shane decides to return the favor. 

Or: Shane and Ilya's first season together on the Centaurs. Includes teasing teammates, introspection, therapy, personal growth, lots of sex and an attempt to bring home the Stanley Cup.

If there is something I want to read more, it is Ilya and Shane as teammates. Seriously. Give me all about how they act around the team and how the team just loves them. Give me them being a team together against the world. Give me everything.

This is that but this is also a lot of therapy and personal growth. This is Shane becoming better for himseld (and Ilya, but sush). There is also little bits about just being okay with yourself and accepting that you are a little bit different than others. Yea.

The point is, there are a lot of great little things and I wouldnt mind reading more about them. I really wouldnt. I would love to do that. I just want more of these two. 

Belladonna [Shameless, Gallavich, nc-17]

Belladonna by devovitsuasartes 

Ian is a monster-hunter contracted by local villagers to kill a wyvern. Mickey is a witch who doesn't appreciate monster-hunters killing his neighbors. 

I am never really sure about fantasy in fanfiction. Its almost fine when the fandom itself is based on fantay world, but when that is not the case it gets kinda tricky for me. So I didnt really expect much from this (didnt want to disappoint myself) and in the beginning I wasnt really concentrating to the actual story. But at some point, I just couldnt stop reading. It was soooo good.

Its not just about the story and the ending. I like how the characters grew and how their views changed but how they still kept their core values and kept true to themselves. So basically this was really lovely build and executed. 

Yea.

And I would love to read more stuff like this.  

Lost and Found (and Extremely Confused). [F1, LandOscar]

Lost and Found (and Extremely Confused). by deletedaccountjustkiddingunless 

Oscar keeps getting things. A Ferrari bracelet. An old MCL35 cap. A padel racket that reeks of Sainz. He doesn’t want to talk about it. He doesn’t want Carlos to be his soulmate. But the universe is persistent, and Oscar is running out of places to hide the evidence. 

I love this version of Lando in fics. He is just so unfiltered and all over the place. Oscar on the other hand, is his polar opposite in everything. And they just make sense when you put them together. Seriously. Thats probably the only reason why I keep reading these fics. 

Okay. There is one other reason. These fics are fun. They always seem to have this light, fun story with everyone just being happy and loving their life. And it just makes my day so much better. Yep. There doesnt have to be any other reason really. 

don't go baking my heart [F1, LandOscar, oneshot]

don't go baking my heart by nyoomfruits  

 “Oscar sleeps over all the time,” Lando says. “You guys know this. You guys make fun of us for this.” 

“Yeah, but we just assumed he was, I don’t know. Sleeping on the couch,” Charles says, with a shrug. “Not like. In your bed.” 

 “The couch is a backbreaker,” Oscar says, suddenly appearing from the back with a fresh tray of donuts. “Also Lando’s bed is big enough.” 

 “What do you know about breaking backs, huh,” Max says, smirking.

Just two idiots in love. Thats it. Nothing else to add. Have fun! 

Rumour Has It [F1, LandOscar, multichapter]

Rumour Has It by Noah_dlx 

Lando posts one (1) photo on Instagram and suddenly his entire fandom thinks he’s dating Oscar Piastri. He’s not. 
…Right?

Im gonna give credit where its due. And here it is. Like. Not just the actual storytelling but all those posts and articles and commenst to all of them. Just so well done. Usually I hate these kinds of fics, but here I really got hooked on the messaging and posts and comments and everything. At some point I didnt even wait for the actual storytelling, I just wanted to read more messages and their way of communication.

It would also be so easy to say that this lacks on something else. But it doesnt. Everything is top notch. Just everything. I spent my whole day reading this and I could probably do a reread right now. So, so good. 

And the thing here is that this is fun. This is different, this is trying something new. But most important part is the whole fun thing. I really like where Im getting lost. Like seriously. All these weird, little things that are just one adhd brain trying to find new hyperfixation. I really like all the vibes right now. Yea. No clue how else to say that.

Of Guitar Gods and Gorgeous Models [One Direction, Larry Stylinson, nc-17]

Of Guitar Gods and Gorgeous Models by SuaveGirasol 

Harry considers Louis' proposal for a moment, his lips quirking up in a sly smile. “Sounds like a wild ride.” 

 “As long as I'm the one you ride,” Louis replies smoothly, “then it’s perfect.” 

Harry laughs, shaking his head. “Silly. You know your fans are gonna fucking lose it, right?”

 “Oh, a bit,” Louis agrees, his tone casual. “But leave that to me. I’m used to handling chaos.” 

OR 

The one where Louis is a famous rockstar who gets on a wild fling with model Harry Styles, but Louis' fans get mad and call them a stunt, so Harry gets sick of it and posts a video of him riding Louis' cock. 

I have still yet to decide what I think about this one. Which sounds kind of bad, I know. The thing is, I finished this, I liked it, but did I like it enough to share here? Thats the big question I dont have the answer to.

I just. There were so many good, awesome parts here. Little things I liked. Mostly all about how Louis was always there for Harry, even when everyone else seemed to againts them. Also how it all made sense to them. 

Then there were parst I didnt like so much. All about story telling vice. But like. All those things feel like nitpicking, you know. Because this is fanfiction, this is not suppose to be perfect. This is suppose to be fun (and this was more than fun). So. I feel like an asshole when I concentrate to all those shitty little details. 

So yea. This checks all the boxes and is worth of the mentioning. No matter what little insecurities I have. 

Extremely Hot And Currently Female [Marvel, FrostIron]

Extremely Hot And Currently Female by copperbadge 

Tony knows he shouldn't sleep with Loki, it's just sometimes he's drunk and she's female and he forgets why.

I found this from my not yet posted thingies. No clue why I have just saved all the must info and forgotten the rest. But. This is good. I did reread like the first quarter of this and it was good. So. This has a place here, even when I have no clue what I wanted to say originally about this.  

He. Some points for me cleaning my tags and updating them to this day. 

Pillow Duty [F1, LandOscar, oneshot]

Pillow Duty by loquarocoeur 

"Wait, what's the problem?" Oscar asks, to the room in general. "Should I wake him and get him out of your way?" 

 "No!" everybody yells instantly. 

Oscar blinks. 

"Don't do that," Zak says finally, coming up at his side and clapping him on the shoulder. "Do not wake him up. Never wake him up if you can help it, he has a horrible startle reflex and he will hit you in the face." 

Alternatively: 
And it's all too much for little Lando Norris, he just needs a bit of sleep 

I have made a decision. I am not going to Google these guys. No way in hell. Im just going to keep them as this lovely little duo and keep reading these weird fics about them. This never ending cuteness is just getting me badly. So. 

This is everything cute, sweet, and innocent. It’s something that soothes you and gives you that giddy feeling. All that in a form of oneshot. Not even that long oneshot. Just perfect length. So yea. Read this. Please. Thank you.