The Waffle-Coffee Embargo [Marvel, Loki/Tony Stark]

The Waffle-Coffee Embargo by melonbutterfly

This is how the Avengers learn that a man should not mess with another man's favourite kitchen appliance.

I still hate crack, literally. But this one isnt crack (well not that much at least) so its acceptable that I really liked this one. Okey, mom was kinda worried of me at one point cuz I couldnt stop laughing like for 10minutes or something. But still not crack, nope.

This is more like lets have a prank war between Thor and Loki and lets put Tony in middle of that. Yup. And still not crack. Just me laughing my ass off.

But seriously. This is awesome, really funny while ans still it has that really deep, serious storytelling that is awesome. There is also sarcasm and things that makes all that serious to become fun without destroying the seriousness. Yea. And that was awesome way to describle a fic. Yup.

And, if you dont like Loki/Tony Stark paring, it doesnt matter. There isnt really that much of the whole paring (just one kiss or something really small in the end. The whole thing is more like Thor is moping and Loki is moping and everybody blame Tony (okey, it is Tony's fault but Thor started it).

So. Really. Read this if you wanna laugh at least a little bit. Yup.

We Are Young (i'll Carry You Home Tonight) [Harry Potter, HD, NC-17]

We Are Young (i'll Carry You Home Tonight) by Femme (femmequixotic)

Harry and Draco have been falling into bed on and off again since the last election five years ago, much to the amusement--and financial gain--of their circle of friends. But when Harry agrees to work with Draco to put Kingsley Shacklebolt into the Minister's office, they can't work side-by-side again every day and sleep together; that would be courting disaster. Wouldn't it?

I hate politiks, I really, really do. They are not boring or something like that its just how people are stupid, stupid and then they try to rule the fucking world while being stupid. Yup. And I really hate stupid people too.

So the fic pretty much is all about politiks and election and shit like that. Somehow there is still room for Draco and Harry to be in love with each other and not admitting it to each other. And all that means moping, fucking (a lot of fuckin), living together, a cat ? and lots of other shit. Yup.

And we cant forget that this is an oneshot with almost 70 000 words (yea, not kidding) and it took me more like five hours to read it through, I think. But this was good, like really good. I wanna give points how british the English was, like really British. There were all arse over tit and shite. The whole thing just screamed British and have to say but it was probably one of the best parts of the whole fic without lying.

After we get over that fact there were lots of other parings too (Blaise/Hermione, Ron/Pansy, Draco/Astoria, Harry/OMC and some others) but they were all kinda minor.. Well some more than others so not gonna list them there and it all still was about Harry and Draco so the other parings dont really matter. Yep.

And Blaise swears a lot, like really. I think every other word is fuck or some compination from the same league. That should be a warning, I think, but the writer didnt put it to the warnings so neither am I. He. Still just saying.

But if you are up for reading a really long oneshot, I recommend to consider this one, really do. This is good and worth it. It is just long but thats just minor detail, he.

Then Comes a Mist and a Weeping Rain [Harry Potter, HD, NC-17]

Then Comes a Mist and a Weeping Rain by Faith Wood (faithwood)

It always rains for Draco Malfoy. Metaphorically. And literally. Ever since he had accidentally Conjured a cloud. A cloud that's ever so cross.

Im back at HP fandom and I seriously still dont understand what Explicit means in ratings. Seriously. So Im still just putting there NC-17 and hoping best. Okey. I should probably find a better rating system but I have used this one the last... 6 years ? in fanfiction world so it will probably take a while before I can manage that.

But the fic is all about how Malfoy got a cloud on top of his head and its raining all the time. The only relief is when Potter is around doing something or more like kissing Draco. Ofc it isnt that simple for those stupid, stubborn idiots so there are lots of misunderstandings and sulking and shit. In general pretty much all you could think of the whole paring. Yup.

Okey. There are mentions of other parings but Im not really interested in listing those, they are just mentions after all. And they wont probably even disturb you to the point where you couldnt the fic.. So fuck off stupid details.

And and and...

I really liked Draco. How he was sulking and not liking lots of things that were happening. I also liked how he didnt notice some things that were happening and how the writer was able to keep the fic loyal to Draco and not reveal some stupid things, like what Harry thinks, and was just able to let Draco control the fic.

Still the whole thing made Harry seem a little bit ooc in my head. He felt like this really leader type who was strong and knew what he was doing but the same time he was this sweet guy who always takes care of others. Okey. he IS the latter but... you just have to read it to understand what I mean. On the other hand there were scenes where Draco seemed like this innocent school girl but that thing happened like... once and didnt even feel that bad it just felt kinda wrong for a second and then I forget all that continued reading. He.

Still this is good, like really good (if it is long for onshot) and it didnt even felt that long while reading. Yeaa... Well. I just wanted to say I loved this one and this was awesome and all that normal shit. Yup. Totally a fic worth reading. Yup.

Do or Do Not, There Is No Try [Marvel, Loki/Tony Stark]

Do or Do Not, There Is No Try by andquitefrankly

Avengers High School AU. Loki's a nerd. Not just any kind of nerd. But a huge nerd. With a heart of lead. Why Tony Stark has taken an interest in him is beyond anyone's imagination. Maybe he wants to socialize him. He possibly sees the advantages of Loki being super cool. Or maybe, just maybe, Tony wants to be his friend, which is probably the most far fetched reasoning yet.

First of all if fic's name is a line from Star Wars, I have to read the fic. Yup. And second of all listening 3 Doors Down - Heaven while reading the last chapter was awesome idea, just perfect compination. Yup. The third thing was how I want to marry the writer (and then the wedding march has to be the Imperal March, jeb). Yup. And Im not even afraid of admitting how nerdy I am and how this fic has made me feel even more nerdy than I was feeling before (but seriously if studying computer science and becoming engineer isnt nerdy enough for me, then this fic can prove to you that Im more nerdy than that).

And what else? Yea. This whole thing is all about being nerd and understanding Star Wars, Star Trek, Quantum Leap and what else series there were. So if you just dont know who Spock or Kirk or Anakin or Luke is just dont even bother. It would also be awesome to know which one is R2D2 and which one C3PO. Yea. But seriously. Thats the whole fuckin fic. No kidding.

Okey. Maybe there are some high school kinda things and how Tony is a whore and wants to make Loki more social and how Loki just pranks when he is bored to death and how some people are just so geek and some just dont understand what it means to be geek. And I kinda found the heaven.

But lets get serious for a while. The writing isnt the best thing in the world but there are just some fucking awesome things. Like that sarcasm, or that awesome flirting that no one probably gets. But those are things that made me fall in love. This also needs more inside info than some fics and I loved that. I really did. Because at the same time this thing was the whole fandom scene from the scratch to the heaven. This kinda explained what it means to be part of a fandom and how much it affects to a people, even when no character wasnt really a part of any fandom...

Anyways. I wanted to post this on my birthday because this fic is kinda my life from that Darth Vader figure to those little clone troopers figures (or whatever they are written) and how you just are what you are and you have to just live with it. Yup. And yeaa.

This blogs idea was probably to write something about the fics but its my birthday and I loved this and I just want more. Yup. So. Suck it and read it if you think you know enough of those fandoms.

Of Liars’ Gifts, and Gifted Liars [Marvel, Loki/Tony Stark, NC-17]

Of Liars’ Gifts, and Gifted Liars by Like_a_Hurricane

A series of exchanges between a pair of talented showmen: mutual torment of a verbose nature, unexpected gifts, and the peculiar honesty of a pair of craftsmen proud of their own work, and willing to admit admiration of another’s. Also featuring: Loki talking his way out of incarceration, Tony Stark making reckless business decisions on a whim, and much much more.

I still cant understand people who just "accidentally" writes 25 000 word long oneshot. I just cant understand them. Okey. I can understand how hard it is to cut it to the chapters, but still. People, c'moon. Explain yourself.

But back to the fic itself and just to be cruel Im not gonna rant about plot. I just dont what to say about the whole plot thing when I dont even what part of this was the plot. Yea. There were so many little things happening at the same time that it just doesnt make one good, real plot in my head. Well besides all that "Loki wants to be part of the Asgard population all over again" but that wasnt even the main thing in the fic.

Which all just leaves me with... characters and single scenes and.... ooc. Probably not so much ooc in this one. At least I didnt really notice any. So. Scenes and characters.

Loki was probably the best. I have read lots of this kinda shit already but finally (not so sure now when I really think about but whatever) someone really wrote something good about how he really is the god of lies, like really The God of Lies. He can lie and he is the best one in lieing and there were lots of things played with that thing. Like how he can bullshit his way out of fucking everything. So that was really good one.

Also good one was how Tony understood all that showman thing. How you lie and keep lies and keep fronts when everything just crashes around you. Good pokerface would be pretty good. Because lets just admit it, Tony is public figure and you can see how he has to deal with that kinda shit all the time so that thing was really good then too.

And the thing that puts these two together. How boring the world is (world is boring, seriously) and how they can find ways to entertain themselves. And that was just brilliant. And now Im not so sure if Im talking about this fic or the series.. Well. Whatever. (The link to the series is Tricks of the Trade and totally worth for reading if you even finished this fic.)

Dumdidumdidaa. I had something really brilliant to say but as usual I tend to forget things and remember them a month or two later so sorry guys. I really have to leave this one to that. But still good and it doesnt even feel so long after you are halfway through, yeb. Believe me. Yup. Thanks.