an awkward position [Naruto, NaruSasu, Itachi/Kisame, NC-17, asexual month]

an awkward position by calciseptine

kchanlp: NaruSasu + Itachi. Maybe hipster? In which big brother has to teach Sasuke how he should first and foremost close the goddamn door when his goddamn boyfriend is in his room doing goddamn... things.

This one was different. Or weird. Or something. But I liked this because you saw the world via Itachi's eyes and how he sees things and relationships. And I also chose this because NaruSasu and how those two just cant not to fuck. Seriously.

I just liked how Itachi thought. He didn't understand everything but he didn't let it show so he just kinda ditched the bullet. Okey. He still was the genius he has always been but he didn't know everything about everything. I also liked how he tried to live his life. Maybe most of the time he was happy or not happy but he tried and had fun and didn't just lock himself inside.

Maybe Itachi just felt more like human in this. Not just some weird guy who does stuff just because he can or must (or wants). He did stuff to annoy his brother (and maybe he didn't think it through that well). But yea. Whatever.

The whole fic is basically how Itachi hears Sasuke and Naruto fucking and how he just knows so much stuff about their sex life and at the same time Itachi doesn't do sex and is happy how he is. He is also dating Kisame which is also awesome and their life is just happy and almost perfect they way it is.

And thats it. This fic is all about how Itachi lives his life and is around other people. And thats awesome. And I have nothing else to say.

A World of Truth [Naruto, SasuNaru, Kakashi/Obito/Rin NC-17]

A World of Truth by luchia

The world is trapped in an illusion which removes anger, hate, and death. It's paradise, giving everyone everything they've ever wanted and reviving anyone they've ever lost. Nearly two years into the illusion, Sasuke snaps back to his senses and must decide whether to keep the world in false bliss, or return it to war-torn reality.

Wow. I thought that the whole Naruto fandom was dead and that I couldnt find good Sasuke/Naruto fics anymore but fuck was I wrong because this was just awesome.

But the fic. Sasuke wakes up in a world where everything is perfect, everyone is happy and no one dies. Its the perfect world where Sasuke has Naruto and they are happy with their lives. But perfect doesn't mean anything without some flaws and it all just feels fake. So basically the whole fic is Sasuke enjoying the perfect world while trying to decide wether he wants to get out of there or not.

Still thats not the reason why I liked this so much. Maybe I should start with how everything comes so natural to Sasuke and how he still can't actually believe it. On the other hand he just sometimes forgets that its all just one huge illusion and it needs to be gone. And thats the bets part. How the whole fic is all about the middle ground and sometimes it just feels like Sasuke will stay in that world forever until the next second something else happens and Sasuke is back to remembering it all to be fake. Yea.

Also there probably was something about how this is well written and shit like that but I kinda hope you know that already. Hope so. Yup. But yea. This one kinda make me want to go back to read Naruto fanfiction and remind myself why I started to read these things (FYI the first fic I ever read was a Naruto fic, can't remember anything about the fic but that there was Sasuke. And that says a lot. Back then Naruto was a pretty new thing so Sasuke was pretty much in every single fic.)

So hopefully more Naruto fiction coming to this blog again. Yeb. And read and comment and leave kudos. Thanks. (and leave urls to your fav Naruto fics to the comments)

Gold [Naruto, NC-17, NaruSasu]

Gold by Karasu.no.Kitsune

All it started off with was curiosity, then before he knew it, his feelings had gotten the better of him again, and Sasuke was everything and more to him. But his silence was anything but golden. AU Twoshot for NaruSasu day.

Okey. So its been forever since I read this but I kinda forget to publish this post. But here it is and the fic is still good and amazing and some shit like that. Yup.

Sasuke is mute and Naruto just wants him to say something. yeah. And i dont know if it cliche or not. Because almost in every fic Naruto tries to get a reaction out of Sasuke and sometimes its just a word or action or emotion or something and this one it is a word or at least a sound. But on the other hand I havent read any other fic where Sasuke is mute.. At least I dont remember any other fic.. So maybe its not.. Well. Anyways.

Naruto wants Sasuke to talk and he does everything he can but nothing seems to work out. Some point Sasukes friends gets enough and tells Naruto that Sasuke is mute and so Naruto finds a way talk to Sasuke and so on. They become the best friends ever and Naruto has some kinda crush on Sasuke and that goes so far as he kisses Sasuke but then Sasuke just leaves. Naruto tries to find him but when he finally does he doesnt know what to do or say and everything starts from the begin but this time its Sasuke who wants words out of Naruto.

But I really liked how they acted and how they changed and something along those lines. Yeaa.. Shit. I just can't remember what else I was suppose to say besides this is good and the writer has somehow gotten the whole mute thing there and been able to keep their bickering nature in there. So yea. Read and comment.

Twentythirds [Naruto, SasuNaruSasu, NC17]

Twentythirds by Erisabesu

When one ritual dies, another is born. [SasuNaruSasu] Yaoi.

I was supposed to blog about another fic before this but well.. Just opened this one first and soo the plans changed. Yeaa.

Anyways. This is all about how everyone thinks Sasuke is dead but Naruto just keeps his hopes up and believes in Sasuke. And Naruto has this weird habit of bringing every year a birthday card to Sasuke and one year Sasuke finds those cards. Year goes by and Sasuke comes back to see Naruto and things start to happen. They fuck, they fall in love and they only meet once a year. And more years go by and Naruto wants Sasuke to stay.

The whole drama in the fic is how Naruto is late one time and Sasuke feels so betrayed and doesnt come back in couple of years. And when he comes back things are different and lots of things change after that too.

Actually now thinking about this one I dont really see any good plot there anywhere. This is just a fic full of a little meetings and feelings and how the life goes on even outside of those meetings. Its beautiful and sad and happy and wonderful, all at the same time. There are lots of fics that I have wanted to be like this, well not exactly. More like where the fic is built together with lots of small scenes that somehow show one thing from different angle or show how one thing can have so many different things or something.

But anyways this is one of those fics that I put to the category of perfection and what I would love to read more. Yea. (you know this kinda fics, just leave a link or name or something so I can find that fic below and i probably will read it).

And to those who want to read hot, sexy scenes, Im sorry but this one doesnt actually have those kinda things even when those two fuck a lot. The whole thing concentrates to all of the things around that fucking and where that fucking leads and what led to the fucking. And I seriously love that thing in the whole fuck. Just love. Pure love. So you should still read this even if you miss those sexy scenes. This is good without those ones.

Let It Snow [Naruto, NaruSasu, NC-17]

Let It Snow by FastForward

The last thing Sasuke wanted to do for Christmas was be stuck in the middle of nowhere with buckets of snow and an annoying neighbour who won't leave him alone. NaruSasu.

I read this first time like a year ago or something like that. And I fell in love with this withing the first chapter. Okey. I have to admit right now that this is not perfect or even near perfection, there is one or two seriously big flaws in there but the story wouldnt work without those flaws so Im not gonna bitch about them so much. Ha.

The plot is all about how everyone is just so damn rich and how the kids suffer from it. Sasuke have to spend the christmas in England and he cant stand snow or christmas so you can guess how he hates every moment of it. And Naruto is this stupid not as rich as everyone else but still pretty damn rich. You know they hook up and have fantastic time and they do lots of different things together. Well the normal crap in every fic.

The drama in this one is Kiba and Sasuke and how Naruto cant introduce them to each other... cuz ? Well Naruto is stupid and makes reasons that doesnt even make sense in his head. Yea. But its not as crappy as it sounds. Its good and this would be boring without all drama in Narutos head. Hahhaha. And that didnt just sound so wrong. Whatever.

But I said there were couple seriously big flaws. Like seriously big flaws. Firs of all. In Great Britannian there isnt 75cm snow. Just now way in hell. And if there is even 10cm snow the whole fucking country is in panick and schools would be closed and shops and all the fucking places and road blocked cuz its just too dangerous for the people to be driving. And in this one there is snowing all the fucking time and they have to clear the driveway almost every day in this one. And even if there is like 10cm snow you wouldnt have to do that cuz there isnt a normal car in the whole fucking world that couldnt just drive over that snow and it wouldnt be okey. So there is snowing like seriously much and its not British stuff. Just no way in hell.

I think I could bitch all about that but Im not gonna cuz Naruto and Sasuke meets over the cleaning the driveway and its good thing and I liked that cuz it was different and original and unique. So I think I just have to shut it and let fiction be fiction where there can be 1m snow in fucking England and not raining. Yea.

Anyways. The good things ? humm... Roleplaying in real life to keep things interested, way too real conversations:

"What?!"
"It's not a broom, you know."
"What?"
"The shovel you're holding? It's a shovel. Not a broom. Stop sweeping the snow, it's taking you twice as long as it should be."
"And what do you know about shovelling snow?"
"Uh, a lot, considering I spend Christmas here every year, and every year, I'm the one outside shovelling the driveway."
"Well if you're such a damn expert, why don't you come over here and shovel my driveway?"
"And miss out on watching you gripe and moan? Not a chance, princess."
"Fuck you, dumbass."

And then their chemistry. Its like awesome and how they dont fight it and how they are real people over it. They arent just fighting or fucking, more they are all the time doing everything to piss each other off and trying to have their own way with the other the same time. Its like a big mess that somehow makes perfect sense. Kinda hard to explain but I seriously like it.

Ou. And they just dont jump to the bed right away. They built the trust and sexual tension and ofc they also consider lots of crap with it and gosh. Then there is this perfect Itachi that mixes everything just the perfect way to mess with both of them. Yeaaa.

 The only thing I dont like is that big drama Naruto makes inside his head and how he thinks Sasuke and Kiba couldnt stand each other because of reason. And that reason is just stupid and Naruto is just stupid. Okey. It kinda fits there and makes Naruto Naruto all that stupid over thinking and making decisions for other people. At the same time I like it and I dont like it. Ha. Doesnt make sense but what in my ranting could even make sense ? Nothing. So yeaa..

Anyways. If anything is worth for reading its this one. Just try and thats it.

Tell Me You Love Me [Naruto, NC-17, NaruSasu]

Tell Me You Love Me by HavenCraze

Sometimes actions don't speak louder than words. Sometimes you need to hear someone's feelings to truly believe it. OneShot-NaruSasu-Yaoi

This one is kinda really beautiful even when this has so many cliches. I think part if that beauty is Sasuke being so Sasuke and Naruto being Naruto. Or maybe it is just cuz this is so well written. I dont know but I love this one.

The actual plot is all about cliches after cliches. Sasuke is in love and then Naruto is in love but Sasuke trusts Naruto to read him like an open book and thats where everything wents wrong. Naruto isnt that good at reading Sasuke and they break up. Yea. But this on still gots a happy ending.

Part of this ones beauty is that happy ending. It shows how both of them have to do some sacrifises for their relationship. And all those things make Sasuke to grow a little. And maybe Naruto grows a little bit there too. I think you can see the growing part best at the point where they talk after the break up and understand how they both made all those mistakes just because they didnt really communicate. That also makes the ending even better cuz you got that feeling they are gonna be okey now when they really are talking to each other. Yea. I seriously liked that part of the story.

And then there is this awesome writing style. I dont know how to describle it cuz it feels real and possibly like someone would think just like that. Of course it also felt seriously like Sasuke. Well at least to me it sounded like that. Ha.

But I seriously cant find anything bad about this one even when there are all those cliches how Sasuke doesnt speak about his feelings or how Naruto doesnt speak about important stuff either and how they break up and are just like married couple or something else. This was just so good.

Coffee Sidefics [Naruto, NaruSasu, NC-17]

Coffee Sidefics by Rasengan22

Extra scenes for the It Started Over Coffee universe.

Well. Summary tells it all. All the 8 chapters were as good as the actual fic It Started Over Coffee.

There wasnt really a plot in this one. Every chapter was just a little scene from their life after It Started Over Coffee ended. But they werent bad or stupid. They were good, really good. I think I fell in love, again.

I dont know what to say. If you liked the original fic you could like this too. This doesnt change anything or destroys the original. This only gives a little more story for the characters and shows how their life together begins.

But yea. You can find my comment to the original fic from here and I cant really add anything to that because this isnt that much different or better or worse than that. So yea. Read it.

Only the Ring Finger Knows [Naruto, NaruSasu, PWP, NC-17]

Only the Ring Finger Knows by Haganemaru

When Sakura decides to force destiny and makes in a sex shop for a powerful aphrodisiac, she is far from suspecting that she will give the nicest of present for her Sasuke-kun. NaruSasu day laaaate XD

First I'm not 100% sure if this is PWP fic but the major point of this fic is that those two bakas get laid with each other so now it can be PWP. Secondly this is suppose to be the translated version from French but I dont understand French at all so finding the original is a little bit hard for me.

Anyways. Itachi is mean and somehow Sakura buys something from sex story that is suppose to help her get Sasuke. But everything doesnt really go like Sakura planned them to go and Sasuke drinks that thing that is suppuse make Sasuke to want Sakura. But then Sasuke wents to Naruto's place and they have sex and all Naruto can think is how mean Itachi is.

Okey. There is this little plot about Sasuke and Naruto's past and how they are in love each other but cant tell that to each others and so on. But that is just so minor (with lot of explantions, this has about 12 500 words so yea) and I'm too lazy to tell everything about and, anyways, there is suppose to be something in fic that I dont tell you.

The most I liked Itachi and how mean he was. Well. All he did was suppose to make good to the other characters but his ways to make those things happen was all so mean. So naturally I fell in love with him.

The other hand Naruto and Sasuke were just two bakas who just were stupid. Thats it. And they were cliche, cant forget that. But it didnt really matter because this was good, really good and there was plot behind all that almost fuckin and actual fucking and so on. So. Yea.

Okey. I dont think that there was anything I didnt like, so after all friggin good fic and totally worth for reading.

Renewing Changes [Naruto, NaruSasu, NC-17]

Renewing Changes by Fourangers

"Oh crap." Muttered the blond. Sometimes, there's something worse than one-night stands. It's called we're-doing-this-because-we're-going-to-die-tomorrow desperate sex. Too bad they didn't in the end. NaruSasu, AU.

My first thought about this was something like is it really possible to be fucking before earthquake. Because, what I know, its almost impossible to predict a eartquake, but I still continued to read this. And in the end the whole earthquake part was good and didn't suck with minor things. Everything got their reason and yea. But I'm not gonna spoil the fun for you guys.

However the plot. Naruto is an architect and Sasuke is some big CEO. The big Uchiha Corporation hires Naruto to desing some building and that is the begin of their weird friednship. They hate each other and then they fucks each other without any reason. Only after Naruto starts to think his feelings for Sasuke starts their realtionship really build up. But then Sasuke fucks up million times and then Naruto run aways and so on. It gets really cliche after awhile.

Still I read it. It was good, no denying here. I liked how one thing lead to another and how the past had effect for their actions. Anyways that is one thing i really respect in every fic. The thing that everything has something to do with everything. The things happens because of reason and the character just doesn't do it because it fits them. Yea. That thing was the best part of this fic.

The things I didn't like was all the cliche things. How Sasuke only realizes how stupid he is after he loses Naruto and how Fugaku isnt such a bad guy after all and how Naruto gives up in the end and all that happy ending crap. Ofc I would have hated this fic if those two hadnt gotten together but I still don't like how cliche was the whole happening how they got together. I belive that Fourangers could have make it so much better and cliche free if they had wanted. Well, I dont know what they thought while doing this and if this was how they wanted to finish this fic. And so that is only my opinion.

Anyways. I loved Shikamaru in this one. He was such a good friend and still such a lazyass genius. Normally I'm not so big one of his but in this one I really fell for him. Totally. And then I kinda liked Itachi too, even when he was only in two or three chapters (or maybe less). But his thoughts and how he tried to think everyone without being ooc.

But I don't think that I'm gonna read this again. This was good and all but this still doesn't reach to that point that I want to read this again. Yea. Still I recommend you to read this. Its not so crap and I'm just really, really picky when I'm reading fics. You should really read this.

Open Deviate Reinstall [Naruto, NaruSasu, NC-17]

Open Deviate Reinstall by Fourangers

Sasuke, a professional hitman, is revenging his clan. In attempt to deceive his followers, he accidentally involves a random blond civilian with his mission. However unexpectedly, there's more than it meets the eye. AU NaruSasu

Ou god. I don't know what to say. I kinda hate this story but I kinda like it too. So yea.

But it's story how Sasuke meets the wrong person and is literally fucked because of that. Ofc Naruto is that wrong person. And together they finishes Sasuke life goald (kills people that killed the Uchiha clan) and so on. But in the end there is this really, really unexpected turn in events. Well its kinda unexpected but its still logical.

Anyways. I liked this cuz there was real plot in it. And this wans't just some random oneshot without any meaning. I love this kind of oneshots.

The real plus side is that this is fucking long. Literally. What, there is like 25000 words? Something like that. But every frickin part of Open Deviate Reinstall is awesome so you can totally keep interest for the whole fic.

And the characters... Ou god. I can't say anything bad about those. Everyone had own meaning and nothing was just left there without any thinking. There was good explanation about the dextruction of Uchiha clan and about why Sasuke was who he was. Ofc we can't forget Naruto's life story which still was there

Anyways. This is totally wortf for readins, even when its so frickin long. Just don't think about how long it is and just read it. I don't think  you will regret it.

Grease Monkey [Naruto, NaruSasu, PWP, NC-17]

Grease Monkey by dmnq8

It's one of those days when you're hot as f*ck, bored as f*ck, horny as f*ck... Yaoi, sleaze, NaruSasu. Giftfic for roxxihearts. Disclaimer in my profile

This fic really is porn without plot. I think that is the only way to describe Grease Monkey.

In the begin Naruto wakes up and wants to fuck after a dream about Sasuke. Then he wents and gets Sasuke and Sasuke's virgin ass and then there is only fucking and fucking and maybe, just maybe, a little love making. And basically that is the whole fic.

But I have to give points for how good written this is. Normally I don't really have patience to read this kind of stuff, I just skip and pretend to read. But this time I really read the whole fic from the begin to end and I liked it. Not gonna lie about that.

Well okey the characters are maybe a little ooc but really it doesn't matter. Every character fits to the story perfectly and to me that is one of the most important things. And the description also fits to the characters and to the whole world dmnq8 has created.

I know I'm not gonna read this fic again. I don't normally read this kinda things but once in awhile its okey and now its okey. So yea. This is good and I didnt waste 20 minutes of my life for nothing. Not at all. But I know that some people loves to read this kinda things so for they this maybe the most perfect fic. Maybe. That is the way I think, nothing else.

Torrid [Naruto, NaruSasu, NC-17]

Torrid by KageKitsune XXX

Sasuke believes that a little thing like marriage should never get in the way of a perfect relationship. Unfortunately for him, not everyone agrees. NaruSasu AU

One month or one week ago I wouldnt have thought that I'm gonna read this fic. Not because its NaruSasu or NC-17 (those are normally the reason why I read a fic XD ) but because this has 24 chapters. In other words this is frickin long fic. Like really. Actually I havent even read the whole fic yet but going there, only like 9 chapters left. Ha.

Anyways. The basic idea of Torrid is that Sasuke has married Sakura because his dad told him so and before that Sasuke and Naruto were fuckbuddies. Of course they were also best friends all other that crap. But this fic begings where Sasuke and Sakura have just said the magical "I do" and wents to honeymoon. We can't forget the little happening in the forest somewhere in the begin too, where Sasuke had Naruto pressed againts the tree.

Still the reason why I like this fic so much is the  description of every character's feelings. They aren't just fuckin and going around like headless chickens. They have feelings and every action affects to their feelings. And how the writer wrote about those. I think I have already cried a couple times over this fic just because how real it all feels and how everything is logical if you really think about people and how they would react in such a situation.

The description of feelings isnt the only thing why I like this so much. There is also this basic plot and how it goes forward. It doesnt jump from point to another, it explains and takes its own time to progress things. Of course Torred has its own blank spots that keeps the interenst in and some kind of uneasy feeling. But those blank spots are good and they fit in story and normally they are also explained laiter and if not... well then they arent so imporantant. Ha.

Other than how this whole thing is written the characters are too awesome. I don't normally like Sakura at all but in this I think I can say I like her a little bit now. In Torrid she is so selfish and tries to control everyone all the time and is a little bit like a drama queen. Then there comes this little scenes where she realizes that she can't be the number one person to everyone.

Still the real drama queen in this fic is Sasuke, at least I think so. He just can't understand his own feelings and is all the time thinkin how everything is so bad and how he is doing all the work and bleh. And then Naruto becomes a little bit like a drama queen at one point but that is minor thing. Torrid just has so much drama in each character but it still keeps it all together and that is one thing i really appreciate.

Okey. But the whole fic is just way too awesome to just skip and not read. Even if you like only the fics where Sasuke tops you have to read this. It's just fits so perfectly that Naruto is top and not Sasuke. And no, I'm not gonna try to make you a NaruSasu fan, just pointing out that you have to try it other way around too.

The points would be somewhere 9/10.... only because I'm not so big fan of multichapter fics and anyways nothing can be perfect : DDDD