Just Turn Around and Go [Supernatural, Destiel, Nc-17]

Just Turn Around and Go by PorcupineGirl

Dean should be happy. His best friend and housemate of five years, Castiel, is moving out to live with his boyfriend, Balthazar. Dean's career is going great, so he can easily afford the house on his own now. This is just growing up, moving forward to the next phase of their lives.

It would be awesome, if he weren't in love with Cas.

Well, here we go, he thinks as he opens the refrigerator and digs around for sandwich supplies. First day of the rest of your life. Time to move the fuck on. As he slams his meat and mayo and pickles down on the counter, he considers adding the bottle of whiskey he knows is hiding in the cabinet, but decides that he has enough self-respect to wait 'til five. Then he'll get fucking blackout drunk. Yep. Awesome.

Destiel should get some kinda award for the biggest amount of sad fics with happy ending. Yea. Get them that award and we shall all be happy and go forward with out lives.

Its just these two fucking idiots. Like thye live together. They hang out together. They are pretty fucking domestic. And, ofc, they are in love. But. They cant open their fucking mouts and talk about any of that. So they pine and are sad and try to go forward with their live. Until someone cracks and then there are even more tears and misunderstandings and shit.

So. Super sad until they just cant take it anymore. Yup. Still. For some unknown reason they always get their happy ending. Like every single time. Okey. Maybe not always but 99% of time.

And I am kinda getting fucking tired of crying while reading these fics. Crying is boring and tiring and these two are just fucking idiots who make everyo cry and hate love.

But please. Don't write something super happy and wonderful fic. I am probably going to hate it and can't finnish it because its just way out of character and the whole world that it would make everything seem too good to be true. So have to stick with these sad happy fucker fics. Yea.

Have to stop swearing too. Whateva. Enjoy it and comment and leave kudos. Make the author feel loved. Thank you.

Incredibly Single & Ready to Mingle [Supernatural, Destiel]

Incredibly Single & Ready to Mingle by imogenbynight

Sam uses Facebook like the social media junkie he is. He's befriended literally every person he's ever had a conversation with since he got an account, which means that approximately—Dean checks—eight hours ago, he shared this horrible photo with something in the vicinity of nine hundred people. The caption below the picture reads “incredibly single & ready to mingle ;)” and roughly half of them have liked it.

Dean has never been so embarrassed in his life.

I feel like I should say something smart about this. But all I really want to say that this has happened to someone and is based to a true story.

So. Yea. Enjoy !

(And incredibly single and ready to mingle sounds better with someones awesome accent than in written mode)

You Don't Have To (Say Yes) [Star Trek, Spock/Kirk, Nc-17]

You Don't Have To (Say Yes) by luminousbeings
Russian translate: Ты не обязан (...говорить да) by Di Grange and Daria_T

The abridged sexual history of James Tiberius Kirk.

Or, Jim’s varyingly unhealthy idea of what sex is supposed to be (a it-gets-worse-before-it-gets-better story)

192 000 words. Well. At least about. But still. A shit ton of lot. 

I had my doubts first. Like. Am I gonna like this, have I the patience to finnish this monster, is this gonna be worth it? But seriously. I read about 70% of this in one day (more like in 5 hours but whatever) and the rest took me about a week to finnish. There is something seriously wrong with that sentence, but what can you do.

But seriously.

Consent is something huge and sometimes really hard to determine. Is it yes if you dont say no and how can you say for sure that that person is saying yes for the right reason. This whole fic like made that whole consent issues a way more important and... I become more aware of it, kinda. Not like I have not tought about before but I never tought it would be that complex. Yea.

The other things I want to mention is how Kirk has traumas, like a lot of them, and those traumas affect everything in his life. There is no part in this fic where those traumas doesn't have a say on his actions. He doesn't know when Spock is saying yes and when he is making Spock to say yes. He didn't actually know if he wanted to Kodos to fuck him or not. He just is big sag of issues. Seriously.

And I liked that because it affected things, he worked stuff out but there was no magical button that he pushed and then everything just vanished. The progress was slow but it was there, in somewhere.

I also liked Bones. And Spock and everyone else in there. Maybe not so much of Winona Kirk but othervice I liked almost everyone (minus the bad guys, ofc).

Still. The best I liked were the small things. How Kirk had this thing he did everytime someone dared him to do something, like that just repeated trough the fic. How there was small mention about things, like Kirk working in sircus and how he can't talk about it because lawsuit and how that got mentioned a couple chapters later. And there were more of those things. They just made the chapters to blend to each other and made the story to have a history that was with the story the whole ride. Seriously. Just the best part.

I also want to say that this was totally worth it. The whole thing was worth the reading, it was way better than I expected and I read it faster than I tought would be possibly. Yup. There are probably a lot of other good stuff I should mention and praise but I can't remember them right now. So please, just sacrifice couple days for this, its going to be worth it. And then make the author feel loved. Read, Comment and Leave Kudos. Thank you. ♥

On Restless Pinions [Star Trek, Spock/Kirk, T'Pring/Stonn, Spock/T'Pring, Nc-17]

On Restless Pinions by what_alchemy

When Stonn goes into pon farr, T'Pring must break her bond with Spock, which has unforeseen consequences. But that's not where their story starts.

Well. Its not all about everyone being happy and not hurting each or.. What the fuck am I talking about? That is kinda the point there but the better point is actually that this masterpiece is about 23 000 words long oneshot that is all about Spock's relationships through life (and T'Pring's relationships too).

There somewhere goes Vulcan customs and marriages and crushes. Somewhere there is also life and how unfair it may seem most of the time. Yea.

Maybe there is a point about how something simple could fuck everything up. But I have no idea what to say because I liked this; the writing style, the calm feeling, the plot, the everything. Just that. Yea. Thats it. I liked everything and I kinda want to read this again later when I have time. I also totally recommend this for you guys. Seriously. Read it. And make the author feel loved.

These Days, Cupid's A Sniper [James Bond, 00Q]

These Days, Cupid's A Sniper by Kryptaria & rayvanfox

Being one of Cupid's specialists isn't an easy job — especially not when your target is that paranoid bastard, James Bond.

Valentines day deserveds a Valentine day themed fic, right? So here is fic where a Cupid is trying to shoot Bond with an arrow.

No idea what could say more Valentine than that. So enjoy !

And Happy Valentines Day ! 💝