perjantai 30. syyskuuta 2016

PWP Oneshots Part 8 Sterek edition (2) [Teen Wolf, Sterek]

Because I have been stuck with this fandom the past forever (now Star Trek is taking over probably but we will see) and there have been so many great fics that I just wanted to have a one full entry for Sterek porn (again). Ha. Sounds legit. But yeah.

So here we go again. Just Read, Comment and leave Kudos.

Thank you. ♥

Breathe by linksofmemories
[Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski]
“She kissed me,” Stiles repeated. “And then I happily told her that I was in a completely committed relationship and spent the rest of the party showing pictures of you to her friend.”

“You have pictures of me on your phone?”

“Beside the point,” Stiles said, waving his hand in the air. “The point is that I was not unfaithful and it was just a misunderstanding and that I told you about it.”

DELETE ME by trilliath
Translation into Italy: Delete Me by ShallICompareThee
Stiles is trying very hard to finish his final paper for his Advanced Human Sexuality course with Professor Derek Hale, but he has a major problem. He can't stop thinking about banging his professor instead of actually writing his paper about sexual taboos like... students banging their professors.

Lydia's advice to write down his thoughts is helpful... but dangerous in the hands of sleep-deprived Stiles when he forgets to remember two very important words before turning in his paper: DELETE ME

Silver (vibrator) Bullet by nothing_left_sacred
Stiles hadn’t meant for it to become a thing. He’d just been interested in helping out his fellow man. He certainly hadn't meant for anyone to find out about it. 
Or the one where Stiles makes amateur porn, and of course, a certain alpha finds out about it.
Satin and Lace (More than Just a Pretty Face) by amadnesskinks
Maybe Stiles shouldn't have sent that text, but it's too late now. He's dressed up all pretty and Derek's already through his window.

Love Runs Wild by DevilDoll
"You've got a hickey on the back of your neck!" A Neckz 'n Throats story.

Threaded through a needle, tied into a knot by queerly_it_is
In hindsight, maybe waiting until their wedding night to bring up the whole knotting thing wasn’t the best idea.

Last Call by grimm
He doesn’t come to The Beacon to pick up people. It’s precisely the reason why he doesn’t go anywhere else. People in this neighborhood know him, know he’s not interested in being hit on, which allows him to have a drink in peace. Derek knows he’s good-looking, but the type of people it attracts disgust him. At least other werewolves can smell the unfriendliness on him and stay away, but that doesn’t stop everyone. He went to a gay bar with his coworker Isaac once and it was horrifying.

The Dirtiest Thing You Know by Nanoochka
Not to be a girl about it or anything, but Stiles always expected his first time to be something tender and slow. Special, and with someone he cared about. That isn’t how it happened.

And then I found this series full of porn. So enjoy it too!

Stilinski Custom Cakes
Tattoos make Stiles think about sex.

And that’s how he meets Derek Hale.

sunnuntai 25. syyskuuta 2016

Of Cats and Mortgages [James Bond, 00Q]

Of Cats and Mortgages by SvengoolieCat
“He did my job for me, killing his master,” Bond said. “He got around his feet and tripped him down a flight of stairs. Leaving him to get blown up with the rest of them seemed a churlish way to repay him.”

The cat chirruped agreeably, and washed a paw. Despite being brought from south Ireland in a bag, the feline looked well-cared for.

“You brought me a cat. A murder cat, owned by your villain du jour.”

In which Q is brought offerings of murder cats, keeps losing his pens to a certain kleptomaniacal agent, and is generally oblivious to/confused by Bond's attempts at catching his attention.
Fucking cats seriously. They are everywhere. Like everywhere. Even youtube is ganging up againts me. Not nice. Maybe the world actually wants me to become the crazy cat lady. Hopefully not. No one would like to see me having cats named Linux, Ubuntu, Macintosh and so on.

Okey. I probably have to name one Spock and another Kirk just because Q had a cat named Spock in this. Yea. And I really liked that name. Have to think about that... Okey. Maybe first I have to make Linux feel at home but whatever (yea, my cat's name is Linux, the other one is Demon but we do not talk about Demon).

But seriously as far as cats go this fic was pure awesomness. Badass mice/rat hunting cats and nothing else. Okey. A lot of other badassness going all around too. Yea. Pretty close perfectness. Yup.

No idea how I even found this awesome peace of perfectness but pretty damn happy I found it.

tiistai 20. syyskuuta 2016

As You Wish [Star Trek, Kirk/Spock]

As You Wish by writeonclara
It's probably a phenomenally bad idea to let someone named Lucifer grant you seven wishes, but, well, why the hell not? Maybe then Jim can finally have that perfect command team from the other universe he so desperately wants.

Then again, wishing that Spock would loosen up a bit shouldn't land him in pre-Reform Vulcan.

Maybe he'll get it right next time.
After this I kinda would love to read about these other unis. I would like to understand every Kirk and every Spock and how they work together.

Yea.

And actually my favorites are probably the journalist Kirk and the one night stand version and also the one where they magically got bonded. The last one is probably the most intresting with the knowledge about how they got bonded without never actually seeing each other. (other two just have enough sad and pining to make me intrested).

Okey. Maybe I don't have anything to say about the fic itself. I just loved the wishes and how those were actually real worlds with their own realities. Yea. Something like that.

torstai 15. syyskuuta 2016

I came in from the wilderness, a creature void of form [Star Trek, Spock/Kirk]

It starts with a phone call. It ends with a headache building behind his eyes, a stranger asleep in his bed, and the cat they may or may not have adopted.
It is thirteen minutes before four in the morning, and Spock wonders exactly where in the week his life went so drastically off course.
The word you are looking for is calm, slow. No drama. No shitty accidents destroying everything (if you dont count the shit that happened before the story and what made them who they are). Nothing is complicated. It just kinda floats and just is there. 

Just calm. Seriously. And uncomplicated. 

And, to be honest, it was just so perfect for it to be like that. It just felt like this is Spock's head and there is no other way for things to be viewed. And I just really liked it that way. Even when some may say its boring and stupid. For the record, its neither of those things. Its just calm. 

It is also one of the few Star Trek that is based on the present day and they are living among us. Not 300 or so years to the future. Now. 

So please. Read, Comment and leave Kudos. ❤️

sunnuntai 11. syyskuuta 2016

Of Sentinels and Anchors [Star Trek, Spock/Kirk, NC-17]

Of Sentinels and Anchors by CorpusInvictus
Written for the Star Trek XI Kink Meme prompt: "AU: Spock was raised on Earth with no Vulcan influence in his life."
First I did not like Spock. I did not dislike him per se. He just wasn't my favorite like Khan was or Kirk. But I also did not like the whole Kirk/Spock pairing. I liked to read everything that had Kirk in it but if you put him and Spock together I just did not understand it. 

But somehow, right now, after couple of fics I started to really like Spock and the Spock/Kirk pairing. It just came out of nowhere and Im stuck with it. Thats it. Cant explain why or how or what. But maybe some things dont need explaining. 

But this fic need some explaining. Because first of all Spock. He is just so many things at the same time. Half Vulcan, half human. There are layers and then there are more layers. And this fic is all about those layers and what would happened if by some misfortune Spock had grown up without Vulcan influense. 

Somehow it all sounds pretty extreme, like no way it could have been that hard, but how would we actually know what it would be like? Like everything could be true and Spock's life could suck and the whole telepathy thing could be something super bad for him without any role models or teachers. 

And after all that this whole fic just made me like, love Spock just a little bit more. There just aren't so many fics about stuff like this and how Spock's life could be different and how it could be different. Its always Kirk who is sent to some foreing planet or to Vulcan to grow up there. Spock has been the only thing that has stayed the same. 

So basically Im probably saying that I want more Spock and more about Spock's life where are big debates about his heritage and how that heritage actually affects his life in every day basic. Yea. That is pretty much what I am saying. 

tiistai 6. syyskuuta 2016

Some Victory [Star Trek, Spock/Kirk, NC-17]

Some Victory by waldorph
Chinese translation: 下一站天王 by Cipher
He had been playing music like this for four years, and that was the first time he ever felt it, down to his bones (or, the one where they're musicians and Jim and Spock still kind of hate each other). Available in Chinese, translated by cipher0099å
Holy fucking hell. This is like word vomit that is actually word porn. Or you can just mash those things together and this is their love child. Yea. Thats what this is.

Fucking lovechild out of relationship that should have never happened (or worked). And then somehow that lovechild saves the fucking world cuz its just so fucking genius.

Wow. Just. Wow.
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