Just Turn Around and Go [Supernatural, Destiel, Nc-17]

Just Turn Around and Go by PorcupineGirl

Dean should be happy. His best friend and housemate of five years, Castiel, is moving out to live with his boyfriend, Balthazar. Dean's career is going great, so he can easily afford the house on his own now. This is just growing up, moving forward to the next phase of their lives.

It would be awesome, if he weren't in love with Cas.

Well, here we go, he thinks as he opens the refrigerator and digs around for sandwich supplies. First day of the rest of your life. Time to move the fuck on. As he slams his meat and mayo and pickles down on the counter, he considers adding the bottle of whiskey he knows is hiding in the cabinet, but decides that he has enough self-respect to wait 'til five. Then he'll get fucking blackout drunk. Yep. Awesome.

Destiel should get some kinda award for the biggest amount of sad fics with happy ending. Yea. Get them that award and we shall all be happy and go forward with out lives.

Its just these two fucking idiots. Like thye live together. They hang out together. They are pretty fucking domestic. And, ofc, they are in love. But. They cant open their fucking mouts and talk about any of that. So they pine and are sad and try to go forward with their live. Until someone cracks and then there are even more tears and misunderstandings and shit.

So. Super sad until they just cant take it anymore. Yup. Still. For some unknown reason they always get their happy ending. Like every single time. Okey. Maybe not always but 99% of time.

And I am kinda getting fucking tired of crying while reading these fics. Crying is boring and tiring and these two are just fucking idiots who make everyo cry and hate love.

But please. Don't write something super happy and wonderful fic. I am probably going to hate it and can't finnish it because its just way out of character and the whole world that it would make everything seem too good to be true. So have to stick with these sad happy fucker fics. Yea.

Have to stop swearing too. Whateva. Enjoy it and comment and leave kudos. Make the author feel loved. Thank you.

Incredibly Single & Ready to Mingle [Supernatural, Destiel]

Incredibly Single & Ready to Mingle by imogenbynight

Sam uses Facebook like the social media junkie he is. He's befriended literally every person he's ever had a conversation with since he got an account, which means that approximately—Dean checks—eight hours ago, he shared this horrible photo with something in the vicinity of nine hundred people. The caption below the picture reads “incredibly single & ready to mingle ;)” and roughly half of them have liked it.

Dean has never been so embarrassed in his life.

I feel like I should say something smart about this. But all I really want to say that this has happened to someone and is based to a true story.

So. Yea. Enjoy !

(And incredibly single and ready to mingle sounds better with someones awesome accent than in written mode)

You Don't Have To (Say Yes) [Star Trek, Spock/Kirk, Nc-17]

You Don't Have To (Say Yes) by luminousbeings
Russian translate: Ты не обязан (...говорить да) by Di Grange and Daria_T

The abridged sexual history of James Tiberius Kirk.

Or, Jim’s varyingly unhealthy idea of what sex is supposed to be (a it-gets-worse-before-it-gets-better story)

192 000 words. Well. At least about. But still. A shit ton of lot. 

I had my doubts first. Like. Am I gonna like this, have I the patience to finnish this monster, is this gonna be worth it? But seriously. I read about 70% of this in one day (more like in 5 hours but whatever) and the rest took me about a week to finnish. There is something seriously wrong with that sentence, but what can you do.

But seriously.

Consent is something huge and sometimes really hard to determine. Is it yes if you dont say no and how can you say for sure that that person is saying yes for the right reason. This whole fic like made that whole consent issues a way more important and... I become more aware of it, kinda. Not like I have not tought about before but I never tought it would be that complex. Yea.

The other things I want to mention is how Kirk has traumas, like a lot of them, and those traumas affect everything in his life. There is no part in this fic where those traumas doesn't have a say on his actions. He doesn't know when Spock is saying yes and when he is making Spock to say yes. He didn't actually know if he wanted to Kodos to fuck him or not. He just is big sag of issues. Seriously.

And I liked that because it affected things, he worked stuff out but there was no magical button that he pushed and then everything just vanished. The progress was slow but it was there, in somewhere.

I also liked Bones. And Spock and everyone else in there. Maybe not so much of Winona Kirk but othervice I liked almost everyone (minus the bad guys, ofc).

Still. The best I liked were the small things. How Kirk had this thing he did everytime someone dared him to do something, like that just repeated trough the fic. How there was small mention about things, like Kirk working in sircus and how he can't talk about it because lawsuit and how that got mentioned a couple chapters later. And there were more of those things. They just made the chapters to blend to each other and made the story to have a history that was with the story the whole ride. Seriously. Just the best part.

I also want to say that this was totally worth it. The whole thing was worth the reading, it was way better than I expected and I read it faster than I tought would be possibly. Yup. There are probably a lot of other good stuff I should mention and praise but I can't remember them right now. So please, just sacrifice couple days for this, its going to be worth it. And then make the author feel loved. Read, Comment and Leave Kudos. Thank you. ♥

On Restless Pinions [Star Trek, Spock/Kirk, T'Pring/Stonn, Spock/T'Pring, Nc-17]

On Restless Pinions by what_alchemy

When Stonn goes into pon farr, T'Pring must break her bond with Spock, which has unforeseen consequences. But that's not where their story starts.

Well. Its not all about everyone being happy and not hurting each or.. What the fuck am I talking about? That is kinda the point there but the better point is actually that this masterpiece is about 23 000 words long oneshot that is all about Spock's relationships through life (and T'Pring's relationships too).

There somewhere goes Vulcan customs and marriages and crushes. Somewhere there is also life and how unfair it may seem most of the time. Yea.

Maybe there is a point about how something simple could fuck everything up. But I have no idea what to say because I liked this; the writing style, the calm feeling, the plot, the everything. Just that. Yea. Thats it. I liked everything and I kinda want to read this again later when I have time. I also totally recommend this for you guys. Seriously. Read it. And make the author feel loved.

These Days, Cupid's A Sniper [James Bond, 00Q]

These Days, Cupid's A Sniper by Kryptaria & rayvanfox

Being one of Cupid's specialists isn't an easy job — especially not when your target is that paranoid bastard, James Bond.

Valentines day deserveds a Valentine day themed fic, right? So here is fic where a Cupid is trying to shoot Bond with an arrow.

No idea what could say more Valentine than that. So enjoy !

And Happy Valentines Day ! 💝

Assimilation [Supernatural, Destiel, Nc-17]

Assimilation by komodobits

Coda to 12.01 Keep Calm and Carry On.

Mary always thought you were supposed to be able to tell. That you could just look at someone and know they were – you know. One of that sort. It’s not supposed to happen to her son.

I wanted to read a fic about how Mary comes back to life and is going through all this shit how world has changed etc. But then I want her to notice her boys, like really notice, and realise how Dean is in love with Cas and vice versa. I wanted that.

Then I maybe wanted Mary to do something about that. Yes. That is what I wanted to read. I still want to read that.

But instead I found this and this is the closest I have come so far. But maybe one day.

In the mean time, lets read about how Mary finds out Dean and Cas are together, how she deals with it and how they all get a happy ending, for the moment at least. Yup.

The Electric House of God [Teen Wolf, Sterek, Nc-17]

The Electric House of God, Forever by velveteenshadowboxer

The sheriff clears his throat. “You can tell me, you know. If he’s pressuring you. If he’s pushing you too far.” He hesitates. “You’re not afraid of him, are you?” he asks quietly.

Listening closely, Derek can just imagine Stiles’ amused smile, the way his mouth might quiver as he holds back a laugh. “No, Dad. He’s afraid of me.”

To be honest, I have no idea what Stiles is in this one. He doesnt feel like a human but he doesnt feel like a anything supernatural either. He is not that much of a badass motherfucker either. He is just something I can point right now.

But maybe all that was the reason why I liked this. Stiles being a huge questionmark without actually being anything ooc kinda stuff. He just survived from the shit that is their life and all those shitty experiences made him a little bit harder for the world around him. Yea. Something like that.

I have nothing to say about Derek (totally not a bad thing, he was just so Derek kn this) or about any other character. Or anything else.

Only Stiles is so important and huge part of this that I want to mention it over and over again. Yeaaaa.

So please. Read, Comment, Leave Kudos and make the author feel loved. Thank you. ❤️🎈

aka. Dean Campbell [Supernatural, Destiel, Nc-17]

aka. Dean Campbell by Valinde (Valyria)

Since he's an omega, Dean's not allowed to hunt. In fact he's barely allowed out of the house. When John and Sam go hunting he has to stay home and look after the apartment. So Dean hunts in secret, earning himself quite the reputation as 'Dean Campbell'.

Another hunter figures out his secret though and attacks him, but a mysterious stranger claiming to be an angel saves him.

prompt fill.

I like underdog fics. I just like them. Especially when the underdog decides to just go with the whole fuck it attitude.

I also liked this with Dean being Dean and just showing it in John's face and all that. Also Cas rocks. But thats nothing new.

But the whole omega and alpha thing in this was good. I would have loved to read more about Dean's shitty life and how Cas helped him to get out of there and what happened afterwards. I also would have liked a longer ending with more time used to the whole Sam and John tracking Dean down and having the big conversation. It was not bad or anything, I just would have liked to read more of this.

Yea. Just good and awesome and and I have to read this again at some point. Yup.

A Love Like Religion [Teen Wolf, Sterek, Nc-17]

A Love Like Religion by alisvolatpropiis

“Derek, my man, you missed an epic party on Saturday. Seriously, dude, I know morning Mass is like, your thing, but come on. You’re missing on out so much life has to offer, bro.”

Big hands land on shoulders with a thump and a squeeze while Derek stands at his locker, loading his gigantic calculus book into his backpack. He gives his best friend a practiced sidelong glare, which of course just encourages him. “You’ll change your mind when I tell you who sucked me off in Lydia Martin’s bedroom,” Stiles snickers into his ear.

Despite himself, Derek is curious. He tries to hide it by focusing on his books, but he knows the heat in his cheeks betrays him. “Who,” he asks, giving in, knowing he will eventually.

To be honest, I have wanted to say something good about religion the past forever. But everytime I find a fic about religion or the characters growing up in a religious place or one of them being super religious, it is always something super negative and gives this whole view about people who hates everything different just because they believe in something bigger.

So I really, really wanted to find the better part of those religious people and fics, the whole world. And I wanted to write about it.

Okey. This is not perfect. There are still underlining things about stupid people thinking how religion makes them better and how they are controlling some stupid shit that has nothing do with anything. But for a change, Im okey with all that. Because here they at least have a choice to make and there are reasons why they make those choices.

But the best part was the whole thing about loving and being there for each other. All that. And no hating other people. I really liked that. (I also liked Stiles, but seriously, I always like Stiles).

So yea. This is almost everything good about religion I have wanted to say for a really long time. Hopefully I can find more these kinda things.