PWP Oneshots part 12 [Supernatural, James Bond, Mortal Instruments]

12th already ? Maybe I should read a little bit less or at least do something else with my free time ... Nah. This is fine. Something to waste time with. (Better than Tumblr at least.)

Enjoy! And share other PWP oneshots in the comments !

One Need in the Night by loversantiquities & relucant

Dean expected it to start out slow – a gentle touch, a bit of coaxing onto the bed and intermittent kissing, all while they took their time preparing him, getting him ready for the main event, making sure he enjoyed it as much as they did. It wasn't every day he got to do this, after all, both of his best friends taking him to bed for no reason other than that they could.

I Wear My Heart On My Skin by WingsforWinter

Dean is a world-famous rock star and he has been coming to Castiel's shop to get tattooed for years.

Castiel has harbored a ridiculous crush on the celebrity for even longer.

Can Castiel control himself long enough to finish Dean's cryptic new tattoo?

Noise Complaint by Ltleflrt

Dean's neighbors are loud, and the walls are thin, but that's all easy to ignore. Except for the loud sex sounds coming from the neighbor on the other side of his bedroom wall. And even that wouldn't bother him too much if his neighbor didn't sound so bored.

Next Year's Words by cathalin

Sometimes Bond has to seduce someone for the job. Occasionally he needs help with the details. Q enjoys giving directions. Bond likes taking them, sometimes, from the right person.

“Does she like long walks at sunset or is she more of a ‘fuck me against a wall’ girl?” Bond breathes quietly into the mic, following the glimpse of crimson silk flitting its way through the dark bar.

Brought to you by the prompts: voice, voyeurism, phone-sex, glasses. (Also orders, cardigan, smart mouth, technology, gadgets, against the wall, heat, blow-job, sleepy, morning, snark, talking, drowsy, pretend, control, public, snark, wall-sex, and probably quite a few others *coughs*).

pro bono by sarcasticfluentry

After the Clave drops the charges against Isabelle and declares her free, Magnus decides he doesn't want Alec's bow and quiver after all. He gets something even better.

Let's Put That Mouth To Good Use by ithilien22

Magnus and Alec discuss their sex life via Cosmo quiz. Sort of.

Got That Kind of Medicine by thatsakitkat

Jared's got the biggest dick.

Show Me Off by ithilien22

Alec accidentally discovers a new kink, Magnus mistakenly assumes that Alec is still in love with Jace, and Jace resolves to start knocking before he enters a room.

And I'm gonna end this oneshot list with one pwp oneshot series. Yup. Kinky Benny/Dean this time around. You are welcome.

Benny Knows Best by the_diggler

Benny and Dean's D/S-capades at Dante's... Glory-holes, spanking, machines... All that is dirty and good...

pick a star (on the dark horizon) [Star Trek, Spock/Kirk]

pick a star (on the dark horizon) by ariadne_odair

Spock looks up, but doesn't say anything. He arches an eyebrow instead, and the laugh bubbles out of Jim's chest before he can stop it. Jim points at him with his fork. “Don't think I don't know what that was about.”

Spock gazes at him calmly before saying, “It would be more beneficial to eat with your utensils then use them in that manner,” and Jim laughs so hard he can't breath.


Alternatively Titled: Five crew-members who (inadvertently) get Spock and Jim together.

Im just gonna leave this here. Okey?

Boxing Gloves Make Good Oven Mitts [Supernatural, Dean/Benny, Nc-17]

Boxing Gloves Make Good Oven Mitts by anarchycox & TheProfoundBlade

Dean has a good life, a great life. He runs a food blog, does beta testing for cook books, even caters a little. But maybe he's gained a little weight. And maybe his family teases him a little about it. Enough that it starts to bother him, though they have no idea how much the jokes hurt. So he decides to go to a gym. Only he's embarrassed as hell about it all and goes in the middle of the night. He hates it, the lights, the machines, but he hates the jokes and his body more. Only after a 4am work out he notices the fighting club attached because of the noise he hears. Sees a guy boxing and quickly runs away from the sight, only to see the guy in the locker room. A rather fit, gorgeous, tattooed guy with a beard and a great smile.

Benny is about to make Dean's work outs a lot more interesting.

A 30 day OTP challenge collaboration between anarchycox and theprofoundblade

I wasn't suppose to blog about this. I really didn't even want to in the beginning. The only reason why I kept reading this was because I liked Dean as a food blogger and Benny as a fighter. I also like them together a lot. Yea. The only three reasons why I finished reading this.

The reasons why I didn't like that so much (notice the past tense)? First of all Dean is pretty ooc in the beginning. Just so fucking ooc. But it makes sense and so I can live with it. Second thing was the beginning. I know, it kinda makes zero sense but just keep reading, it gets better. There are some other things too but nothing else worth mentioning.

But I liked Benny. He had a background that made him who he is. He had reasons why he did stuff and why he was the way he was. I also liked Meg. Like the first time ever, I really, really liked Meg, which is just one huge reason why I am blogging about this. Meg was pretty fucking amazing. Okey. So was Cas and Charlie, but they are always amazing so Meg needs special attention.

Still Benny wasn't the only one with amazing background. Cas had one, so did Meg and Dean kinda. Dean did make sense a lot of time, if you ignore the whole ooc thing.

But the one thing I have to mention, is everyones' chemistry. That was just so awesome. How they all made that little family and how they all just were there for each other. It was just one, big, happy family celebrating life. Yea. The fic was about one huge family becoming family and celebrating life. Yea. That sounds actually pretty perfect.

So please. Just read, comment and leave kudos. Thank you.

A Couple of Kooks [Supernatural, Destiel, Nc-17, series]

A Couple of Kooks by ChasingRabbits

Best Friends Dean Winchester and Castiel Novak go through the trials and tribulations of raising Dean's daughter, Emma.

As they fall into a co-parenthood of sorts, they start to realize that they may also be in love.

WARNING: This series contains pure, unadulterated fluff. Reader discretion is advised.

Took them long enough. Like fucking long enough. How does these two even fucking survive? Like shit. What the fuck.

The other stuff here just falls into their right places. How Emma belongs there, Sam and Jess, Dean and Cas thinking about getting more kids. Stuff like that. It just grows on you and happens. I liked that.

I kinda also liked Meg and Crowley. How they worked in Cas' life and made sense and how Dean did not like them. Yup. Also, Cas felt just so Cas.

Emma is also awesome. As is Dean and everyone else. Yup. Just waste your whole day to this. Thank you.

The Prince and The Dragon [Supernatural, Destiel, series]

The Prince and The Dragon by dragoneyes

Based on this Tumblr post: http://dragoneyes.tumblr.com/post/89943399430/mvtk42-faerill-torn-by-dreams

Dragons are notoriously vicious and unfriendly creatures. Anyone with a bit of salt in their heads should avoid them and pray for their lives whenever one of those deadly beasts flies by.

Dean is a prince and Castiel is the local dragon living in his kingdom. They've struck an unlikely friendship involving frequent kidnappings, a lot of attempts at rescuing from the Royal Knights, and quiet talks under the sun.

Dean might also be developing a bit of a crush on his scaled friend.

Well. This is a series. So.

Okey. To be honest. I have nothing to say. I liked reading this and it was good and great. Sometimes a little bit weird. Sometimes more than just a little bit weird. Super weird once in a while.

Then again awesome at times. And Gabriel makes sense at the end. So does everything, including all that name shit.

Okey. So yea. I really don't have anything to say about this. I just want to share this and make this more famous or something. Okey. maybe not famous but give more people a chance to find this. Yup.

Vulcan's Most Eligible Bachelor [Star Trek, Spock/Kirk, Nc-17]

Vulcan's Most Eligible Bachelor by iknewaman

What are you supposed to do when your very Vulcan, very single, First Officer asks you to find him a spouse?

No, seriously, because Jim has no fucking clue.

We need a little bit more of stupid Kirk and Spock who just needs someone in his life. Yea. That is what we really need.

We also got more Vulcan customs and weird dates that Kirk puts Spock go trough. Plus the crew of Enterprise betting on those two and when they are getting together. What else? Lets make that long as fuck and fit in just in three chapters and tadaa. Yup.

Okey. Thats it. Just. Thats it. Perfect. Thank you. Now make the author feel loved.

Standing There [Supernatural, Destiel, BDSM, Nc-17]

Standing There by betts

"Katarina, mischievous grin spread across her face, reached up and gave Dean a peck on the cheek. With another harsh tap on the side of his jaw, she cooed, 'Good boy.'

And that was how Dean met his first pimp."

***

After the tragic death of his father, twenty year old Dean Winchester needs to prove to social services that he's fit to become his brother Sam's legal guardian. He's willing to do whatever it takes, even if it means becoming employed by a feisty Peruvian dominatrix, who introduces him to his first client, the mysterious Castiel.

I have been thinking about this a couple of days. Or maybe more. But the reason why I had to think about this is because Im not so sure what I want to say about this.

This is a fic full of fucking with some d/s stuff going on on the background and sometimes not just in background. Then some non-existing communication (as usual) and misunderstandings (as usual). But mostly a plot around a lot of porn and shit ton of people fucking Dean. Yup.

So I don't know what to say besides all that. I'm not even that sure what I think about this. Like, yea, I liked this and this was pretty good. I just don't know besides all that. This just is kinda a huge questionmark and floating there somewhere. Maybe.

Probably the best plan is just to let this be here and speak for itself. Because I really don't know what I am suppose to say or do or write. So yea. Thats it. Thank you.

Lonely Too Long [Supernatural, Dean/Benny, Nc-17]

Lonely Too Long by rippedoutgrace

Dean and Benny run away on Benny's boat and are generally adorable together.

So. I was trying to find Dean/Jo pairing fics (seriously, just don't ask) but there really aren't any. I probably found two oneshots and I read them (not worth it). After that, I just randomly clicked Dean/Benny tag and found this. Yea. That's how I ended here.

Through the fic, I had two questions in my head. What about Impala? And vampires mate for life, right? I literally just wanted to know where Dean put the Impala while sailing with Benny and if Dean and Benny are now mated for life. Yea.

The rest, on the other hand, felt like a vacation. A well deserved holiday where you don't know have a plan, you just want to be and everything is just so calm.

And maybe, in the end, their whole relationship started to show as something else, something deeper. And I would really, really love to read more Dean/Benny fics. Yea. So. Enjoy!