PWP Oneshots part 16 [Merlin, James Bond, Star Trek, The Expanse]

Here we go again ♥ Have fun kids !

Sharing Merlin by whiteraven1606
[Knights of the Round Table/Merlin]

Arthur and Lancelot share Merlin. Written for Five Acts on LJ for Old-blueeyes. Edit: Added a second chapter where the knights share Merlin.

Can You Walk (On Your Knees) by CaptainHarleyQuinn (orphan_account)
[Merlin/Arthur]

In a freak accident, Arthur possesses the magic Merlin once held close. Of course, Arthur being Arthur uses it in the most uncouth ways. (Such as pinning Merlin to the bed with invisible restraints and fucking him.)

The Virgin Solution by ingberry
[Merlin/Arthur, Merlin/OMC]

Merlin is on his knees, naked and blindfolded, at Gwaine's party. At some point it seemed like a really good way to lose his ever-present virginity. In the end, it turns out that it is.

a bloodless coup by Ark
[00Q]

If Q is being truthful with himself, he's expected this for a while. Near everyone who's anyone has had a turn with James Bond. He imagines it's a bit like an initiation, the final stamp of welcome into the MI6 fold.

Property of James Bond by softestpink
[00Q]

If Q limps a bit when he comes into the office that morning...well no one says anything.

Close Shave by freakylemurcat
[00Q]

“I’ve never met you with a beard before.” Bond stroked both hands down the Q's chin and smiled wickedly. “I’ve got to admit, it tempts me to do terrible things to you.” “My mere existence makes you want to do terrible things to me,” said Q, quirking his wide lips. “Don’t pretend otherwise.”

Throat by JamPie
[Spirk]

Spock quite likes the skin on his Captain's throat. As a specimen of observation, of course. So when Jim loses his voice, he makes a special collar to help him speak. It doesn't help that Ponn Farr is around the corner. He could only handle so much of listening to Jim speak like that, whilst imagining closing a hand around that gorgeous neck of his and pummelling deep into him from above.

Madam Secretary by campitor
[Chrisjen Avasarala/Amos Burton]

“For another thing, we’re under martial law, so I can do very nearly whatever the fuck I want. Including march through your precious little ship there towing you along behind in a ball gag and lacy underwear. So your warrant bullshit? You can roll that up and fuck it. Now tell me why I’m here.”

“You know just ’cause you can do something, it doesn’t mean you should. I don’t look great in frills.” (Nemesis Games) 

(Okay. I will get back to Expanse. I promise. I will even do a whole random fandom week post about The Expanse. I just. I have not found enough fics to put there and I think this should be here rather than there.. So you will have to wait for me to get that far. Yup.)

Branches [Marvel, FrostIron]

Branches by SailorChibi 

When Natasha and Steve show up on Tony's doorstep, it turns out one little piece about their intel is completely wrong. Tony's married, sure. Just not to Pepper. 

At this point, I don't even believe that I will finish this fic anytime soon. I have lost count of how many times I have started to read this and always something came up and I forgot I was reading this. And then, some time later, I open this again because I have completly forgotten that I started this ages ago.

The thing is, this is not even a bad fic. This is pretty good. Even the idea is good and the writing style is good. I just cant finish reading this. I just cant. Someone could explain to me why but yea.

In the mean time I can just love how they actually put some effort and thought behind the whole "we will bring all these people back to this planet, no matter how we can't actually feed them or give them work or anything else". Like. In witch fucking world is it even possible to just double the whole population overnight and everything will just be fine? Like. Just no. The world doesn't work like that.

So maybe some super smart person could say that I have too high expectations for this fic and when it just doesn't reach high enough, I lose intrest and give up. Maybe. But I don't believe in that theory. I like to think it is just my laziness and the world interfering with my reading. Yea. Sounds way better already.

Is this True or Gone? [James Bond, 00Q]

Is this True or Gone? by Falln_Grce 

In the month following M’s death at Skyfall, things inside MI6’s Q branch never seemed to get back on the right track. For the last two weeks, missions had started to show cracks. Nothing major at first, but little things all the same. All involved in Q branch’s intel. Or bugs in the tech that got sent out with the agents. The problem with that was, all of those individual incidents led back to one man... Q. 

 I would love to read fics about Q going rogue or how he is the enemy. I am not sure how the plot would go or what the fic would contain because I don't like the idea of Q becoming new Silva. Just nope.

Anyways. This is pretty good second option for that head canon. Q is treated as if he is the bad guy and he just tries to survive. Kinda. But with a twist. Or maybe just Q being the huge nerd that he is and doing things that no one really can follow. Kind of. Maybe.

This fic is pretty mellow and sad and depressed enough for me to fall in love. Bond made sense with how he got used by everyone and Q made sense because fuck the life he had. And somehow it all just made sense for them to get away and start their life over. Kinda. Or maybe not.

To be honest. I kind of waited more rebel Q and more actions and something else. But this may even be better than what I wanted or expected. This was just.... depressed where life just keeps going even when you are not actually noticing it going forward. So super depressing. 

Can I just stick with one word and be done with this? Yea. I can do that. So. Byyeee.

P.s. The word is depressing.

Emeralds for a Pretty Boy [Marvel, FrostIron]

Emeralds for a Pretty Boy by STARSdidathing 

Tony Stark was a billionare with no morals and the Avengers were no match for him. Only Loki came close to beating him. He was a brilliant profiler and because of his wit, Tony always enjoy bantering with him.

Can I get just super hot and bothered for the idea that Tony and Loki become a pair of villains? Like. That's one big wet dream of mine. So what does that mean with this fic? This fic is everything I love in this pairing. Them outsmarting everyone else (no one can say smart isn't sexy) and them being a team against everyone else.

So, please. If you know more of these kinds of fic, just leave a link below to the comment. I promise to read them and love every second of it. Seriously. Thank you ♥

Start from Scratch [Marvel, Frostiron, Nc-17]

Start from Scratch by Rabentochter 

The last thing Tony remembers is dying atop the Stark Industry’s building after Pepper blew up the arc reactor. The next thing he knows is, that he’s back with the Ten Rings in the cave. And – it all is suspiciously familiar. 

First of all. This fic is a monster. And when I say monster I mean that this has almost 200k words. Almost. The second important thing is, there is a lot of repetitiveness in there. Like a lot. Tony does things over and over and over and over again. And I am not gonna lie, I skipped a lot when reading this. Still. Doesn't make it bad, it just makes me impatient and lazy.

So basically this fic is about Tony reliving about six months or so of his life over and over and over and over again while trying to figure out what could stop the time loop.

The thing I want to talk about is the ending. I didn't see any of that coming. Okay. The plot was pretty good with the whole not revealing the ending and not really giving anything away with what is actually affecting the time loop. But still, I really liked the whole idea behind the reason and how it actually was logical (most of the time it's just meaningless shit that is tied to someone falling in love with someone else, fuck that shit). That makes the ending just that much better. It also makes the fic seem like there was so much thinking behind everything and a big plan how it all would unfold.

Another important and meaningful thing is how Tony coped with all this. I liked how he was all good and then sometimes he was really depressed and didn't really care about anything anymore. Things lose their meaning when you know that nothing will matter in the end because tomorrow you will have to do it all over again. But some things stuck and how they affected everything else (for example how Tony dealt with showers and water). I liked that, it made the whole thing better and like everything was thought out. I don't think anything in this fic was random or just written because it popped into the author's mind at that moment.

The thing I just don't get. How anyone can have the patience to write this? They basically had to write things over and over and over again, just changing some little details from before but they still had to stay consistent with what they had written before. That is just something I have to give a huge amount of respect.

If you have the time, the energy, the patience to read this. I highly recommend you to do that. Seriously. You won't regret it and you will like the ending. I promise that. If not. Well. Come back and yell at me, if that's the case.