the sheer lack of professionalism [James Bond, James Bond/Q]

the sheer lack of professionalism by scioscribe
German translate: the sheer lack of professionalism by PartTime_Irish
Russian translate: the sheer lack of professionalism by Maria_DeLarge

Q rolled his eyes. “Oh, there are just bloody wheels within wheels to it, aren’t there, this kidnapping business? Really, you should give it up. You’re not cut out for it. Think about it, your first time out, and you pinch a national intelligence treasure and ask his MI6 boyfriend for ransom. It isn’t very promising, is it?”

This is probably the closest fic to crack I will ever really, really like. It may not have funny stuff in it but it has sarcasm and irony and seriously those are the things I love in crack fics when I even try to read the crack fics. Yea. And ofc its the hardest thing to write without it being total shit.

So.. The summary tells it all. Q gets kidnapped and can't keep his mouth shut without even mentioning how he really got kidnapped by couple of idiots. Like fucking seriously. And then the whole thing is just sassy and snarky comments. Like seriously.

And thats probably all I have to say about this one. Because this is good, really good crack and how the fuck you can even blog about crack when you are just suppose to read it and probably die at the ending (if it was good). Yea. So go fucking read it.