Cheat [Naruto, SasuNaru, SasuSaku, NaruSaku, NC-17]

Cheat by xrosepetalsx

Naruto and Sasuke have the same girlfriend, but it’s imperative Sakura doesn’t find out they know about her cheating ways. What will come of these two’s situation, and there unusual attraction to one another? Sasunaru onesided Sasusaku and Narusaku AU

I read this first time like forever ago and I kinda fell in love with this then. But of course I forget the whole fic until today and have to say I still like this. Okey. Now when I read this again I found couple things I dont like so much but those things dont make the fic bad or anything they are just there confusing me.

The plot is pretty simple. Sasuke is gay and his fathers hates gays so he wants to disown him but then it would leave him without heir and thats not any good. So he gives Sasuke a change to fall in love with Sakura and marry her. But Sakura isnt as sweet as everyone thinks and is dating Naruto who doesnt even know Sasuke before all this. And the whole fic starts where Naruto has found out that Sakura is cheating on him and Naruto wants to beat Sasuke up. But then they make a deal and becomes friends and ofc they crush on each other. Yeaa.

Dumdidaa.. Okey. Things I didnt like. Or should I just say thing ? I dont know cuz it wasnt there just once it was like in everyfrigginchapter (and there is 11 of those). Anyways. I kinda lost the story everytime that the kinda point of view changed. Like it just moved from Sasuke to Naruto and the you could only notice from the things that Sasuke wouldnt do it that way or something like that. There storytelling was all about he in Sasuke part and in Naruto part there wasnt any mention that now it is Naruto it just kept going like he did this and that.

Okey. I dont know if it as confusing to some one whos native language is English. Maybe there is something that they see and I dont but I couldnt make the difference between those points. Yea.

But the good things. I just loved how Sakura was the bad guy in this one. I dont like the character so its good that sometimes she is the bad guy in fics. Okey. In the ending I dont know... Your point of view changes at the end of her. But I still didnt move to that point where she is all the victim but I dont think she either had to go through all that crap... Well. You will understand when you read this.

And Naruto and Sasuke. First of all fucking big poinst how all the topping and bottom went in the end. It wasnt all that Sasuke is top and Naruto bot they both did the both jobs even when they liked the other thing better which was also good but it didnt make them to stay in that one thing. They were open to the ideas and all. Yea. Poinst from that.

Maybe I didnt like how Naruto was bi but I can undestand it. And I would have loved to have even a little bit Itachi there somewhere and yea. All in all Im not dissapointed or anything. This isnt perfect yet but its not so far from perfect either. And it fit to only have 11 chapters and how it all went around Sasuke and Naruto and some other characters were in the dark almost the whole thing. So yea. Totally worth for reading even if you dont like SasuSaku or NaruSaku. Yeaaa.

Smoked Mirrors [Tokio Hotel, TB, NC-17, suomi]

Smoked Mirrors by ich_bin_nicht_ich // Lily 

Baby you’re so unusual / Didn’t anyone tell you, you’re supposed to, break my heart? / I expect you to, so why haven’t you? 

Okei. Lily. Pakko sanoo mut Lily kuuluu taas näihin mun forever favorite kirjottajien skaalaan, vaikkakin ehkä on vaan neljä tai viis sellast Lilyn ficcii, joista todellakin tykkään. Mutta silti, Lily on vaan niin mahtava ja helvetin hyvä ficcari, etten pysty oikein muuta sanomaan. Ja nyt kun vielä muistan, niin mesta, jonne toi linkki menee, niin vaatii sisäänkirjautumisen, vaikkakin todennäkösesti pääsette lukemaan ficin ilman sitäkin, koska siel tuntuu olevan jonku error koodissa, mutta ei siitä sen enempää.

Juoneltaan tää on klisee aina baarissa tapaamisessa, toisiinsa tutustumisessa ihan vain tällättiin vahingossa ja että vietetään hyvää aikaa keskenään ja kavereiden kanssa. Täs on kuitenkin onnistuttu saamaan myös tietynlaista draamaa tonne sekaan, ilman että se tuntuu ees hirveen pahalta ja sellattiin etten ees mä pysty nirsoilemaan siitä.

Tomin faija on miljonääri ja niitte välit ei oo parhaat, koska Tomin faija haluaa Tomin perivän koko miljonääriyrityksen, mut Tom ei halua sitä, mutta ei oo ketään muutakaan ketä vois sen periä. Ja sitten Bill ei niin rikas penska yrittää vaivoin pärjätä elämässään. Okei. Tietysti mennää kliseesee kuinka nää muka rakastuu ensimmäisellä silmäyksellä tai jotain, mutta hei, aina ei voi voittaa.

Kuitenkin mä ehkä eniten tykkäsin täst miten tää ei oo niin normaalificci tai jos täs on jotain sellast kliseisyyttä niin sit tääl on jotain mikä vähän niinku peittää sen kliseisyyden. Eikä tässä oo sellasia täydellisiä hahmoja missään vaiheessa, jokasella hahmolla on omat synkät puolensa siinä missä on valosatkin puolensa. Tietyst yks erityisen hyvä puoli täs on että draamaa tulee muiltakin hahmoilta kun päähenkilöiltä, kuten yleensä Lilyn ficeissä on tapana olla (okei, tuun postaamaan kaikki Lilyn ficit, joista tykkään, mutta kaikki aikanaan).

Erityisesti haluun antaa pisteitä on kaikkien persoonallisuus, esim. Andy. Se on tollane juoppo ja aika urpo tyyppi, mut kuitenin siellä pohjalla se ajattelee muita ja on todellinen ystävä, vaikkakin sen käytös on välillä vaan jotain sinne päin. Samoin on melkeen kaikki Tompan ystävät, Billin ystävistä en nyt muista niin tarkkaa, onhan siit jo aikaa ku mä luin koko ficin. Ha.

Okei. Koska tää on suomenkielinen ficci, niin en tykkää hirveesti näist repliikeistä. En sano että Lilyn repliikit on huonoja ja tönkköjä, vaan ennemmin että mun silmään ne on tönkköjä, koska suomen kieli. Mulle on melkeen mahdotonta lukee mitää repliikkejä suomeks ja sanoo et nää nyt kuuluu tännä ja on sujuva (huom. drots on täydellisyys tässä asiassa, mutta siihenkin ihkuttamiseen on oma paikkansa). Silti en mä nyt mitenkään haluu alentaa tätä ficciä sen takia, että mun mielestä kielellä tehtiin tästä vaan tönkköä ja kökköä paikka paikoin.

Joten, tää todellakin kuuluu niihin ficceihin, jotka on lukemisen arvosia, enemmän kun lukemisen arvosia. Tässä vaan on sitä jotain ja tykkään, vaikkakin pituuttakin löytyy 28 osan verran ja tais olla viel epilogikin päälle, ha. Joten lukekaa ja kertokaa Lilylle rakkautenne. Jeb.

get thee behind me [The Borgias, Cesare/Lucrezia]

get thee behind me by santsi

Lucrezia sleeps and Cesare dreams. (Cesare/Lucrezia)

Im not gonna complain how the author doesnt know how to use capital letters. If this was any other fandom I totally would complain about that or maybe I wouldnt even have opened the whole fic but when there is only less than 100 fics about Cesare/Lucrezia pairing and half of them are total shit I can totally over look some little beauty mistakes.

Okey. Maybe I have to overlooked more than that cuz there isnt even an actual plot anywhere. Its just, as the summary says, Lucrezia sleeps and Cesare dreams and thats it. Nothing happens and its seriously good that way. The whole text just flows forward and I had to fall in love with how there was used the word praying and how Cesare wanted to pray and Lucrezia was so innocent. Yea.

So the whole fic was just bunch of beautiful words, sentences put togethere to make a beautiful fanfiction. And in the tv show those two just have to fuck. It has to happen, like seriously soon or my old laptop will fly very soon against the wall. Yeaa.

Read this and be amazed how beautiful and wonderful it is and leave comment. The author seriously would need that so they would maybe write more Cesare/Lucrezia fanfics. Ha.

Sasuke Says [Naruto, SasuNaru, NC-17, rough, violence]

Sasuke Says by FastForward

Minato Namikaze took everything from the Uchiha family. Their money, their business, their home, absolutely everything. Now, Itachi and Sasuke are going to take it all back, and the only way to do that is to take what Minato holds dear. Payback's a bitch. (SasuNaru.)

Okey. Im so gonna start with saying that Itachi is total douchebag in this one. Yeaa. And then I have to tell you that if you cant stand beating or kidnapping stuff just dont even open this one. This is not one of those pretty ones where Sasuke and Itachi takes Naruto away from home and everything is sweet and perfect and how Naruto gots traumatized just because he has been kidnapped. There is beating and almost raping (huom almost, I dont know any other good word for it so yea almost raping is pretty good right now).

Still the plot is all about how Naruto got this trauma when he was a kid and how Sasuke helps him deal with that trauma after Sasuke and Itachi have kidnapped Naruto and have done some other stupid, awful stuff. And in the end there is this three or something chapter long stuff what happened after they freed Naruto. yea.

But just right now I wanna give lots of and lots of extra credits to how the author stuck with those code names. Those names werent a thing in just talking and crap. If the thing was told in Narutos point of view then Sasuke and Itachi also went with those code names in there. They werent Sasuke and Itachi, they were Essyu and Ayuu.

And the best part of the plot was how there were all the characters mixed together and how there was good balance. The plot didnt bounce from place to place or at least it didnt feel like that. I cant say it was logical how it went from Naruto being in that basement to Minato panicking about his sons life but it would be impossible to even do that. There just isnt a way to make that logical. So it was good, seriously good and I liked how the story showed the scenes from different points of views. It was also awesome how the scene looked so different from Sasuke and Narutos points of view than from Minatos view. Just credits from this one too.

The thing I loved the most in this one was how both Sasuke and Naruto were forced to be there. Well there nowhere was seriously said that Itachi forced Sasuke to be part of all that kidnapping part and crap but you could totally induce that from the fact that Sasuke didnt wanna be there and how he wanted to make sure Naruto wasnt in so bad shape and how he was almost all the time trying to make Itachi be kinder to Naruto. That fact also made it kinda more logical to me that those two would fall in love and made it even possible for them to trust each other.

Okey. I kinda cant make it seem logical in my head them to fall in love or have any of that relationship they had in there if Sasuke didnt feel like forced to be there. I dont know if anyone even agrees with me in this one but thats how my mind makes this all even some how possible to happen. So yea.

All in all this was awesome to read (even with those not so nice parts but they are part of the world so get over it) and as long as you can tolerate the violence in this one you should totally read this. This one isnt even so long that it could be a way to say no for reading this. So yeaa. Read this. You just have to read this (like you have to read almost all the other fics that I have ranted in this blog, haahahah).

Synthetic Bonds [Harry Potter, HD, Ron/Herm, Blaise/Wood, Ginny/Pansy,Draco/Blaise, NC-17]

Synthetic Bonds by mypetelephant

Harry has always been the golden boy of Malfoy Corporation, earning the respect of Lucius and the resentment of his high school rival, Draco. But Lucius has a business proposal that involves Harry becoming a Malfoy..by marrying Draco. Non-magic AU

I just wanted to read something little bit longer than oneshot but not too long like those 50 chapter fics. Then there was this and I seriously think I have fallen in love. There are just so many little things that I just have to like (like Draco making out with an apple and other "fuckery" stuff). Ofc there are also millions of parings that arent so important for the plot even if I mentioned them there somewhere so dont be afraid of that.

And then comes the plot that isnt maybe so original with all that marrying thing and how they have to marry each other just so Harry would be the next CEO. We cant forget the part where Draco kisses Harry without any reasoning (which is, btw, one of those seldom parts that I seriosly dont like in this one). Then there is lots of foreplay and ofc lots of sex. But like any good multichapter fic there are also couple twists and plots against people but Im not gonna start rant about those.

Maybe the best part there was the original and fresh writing style. I dont say that there isnt same kinda styles or that this is one and only this kinda fic, more like I havent read any fic that has this kinda writing style. There are these weird contects for the words but at the same time they make totally sense. Okey. Im seriously happy if there is even one person who understands what Im talking 'bout so dont worry if you didnt get that.

Ofc we cant forget that this one is AU story where they arent wizards or anything (they didnt even go to Hogwards in this one) but there is totally good reasoning with everything and lots of things that (other than the characters) that makes this Harry Potter fanfiction (for example the name of their high school was something about Slytherins and it was kinda elite school where everyone couldnt get in). Yeaaa.

What else ? Humm... Harry and Dracons relationship was seriously weird in this one (their fighting was explained and kt made sense and alm) but they just started the fucking out of fucking nowhere. There wasnt any atteaction that they even felt before Draco kissed Harry out of nowhere just to fill the awkward silence. I have to admit that it must be seriously hard to figure something that would make them kiss in the first place but Im still disapointed that all it took was alcohol and awkward silence.

But maybe thats the only shitty stuff in this one. Maybe... I havent really read this to the end yet so my opinion can change and I could hate this one at the end. Right now this is awesome and totally worth for reading and waste everyones precious time. hahahhahaha.