PWP Oneshots Part 7 [James Bond, Star Trek, One Direction]

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The Benefits of Returning Field Equipment by statesofuncertainty
[James Bond/Q]

007 smiled at him through the peep hole.
“Go away.”
“Not a chance.” Was the muffled reply.
With a lingering glance at the ceiling as if to tell whatever deity that their plan to ruin his night in had succeeded, Q turned the lock and opened the door.
“Please come in.” He said with a tight smile
“Ah such warmhearted civility.” Bond grinned.

Numerical Data by hollybennett123
[James Bond/Q]

Q has shagged James Bond nine times and his life is a disaster.
(or: Q has a bad day, Bond has a thing for Q's jumpers and the night goes exactly as expected, for the most part)

Red Shift by jane_potter
[James T. Kirk/Spock]

Even on alien planets where it's socially acceptable, Spock doesn't do well with public nudity, particularly when his mate is involved. Fortunately for Jim, this usually leads to possessive wallsex.

Matters by yeaka
[James T. Kirk/Khan Noonien Singh]

Khan has a moment of fun before leaving to London.

Back Where I Belong by whoknows
[Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson]

Harry’s trying to have a conversation with Nick, who he hasn’t seen in nearly three months, but the way Nick’s eyes keep darting over his shoulder every few seconds is quite distracting.

It’s ironic, because at least a quarter of the reason that he’s even talking to Nick in the first place is because he needs a distraction. He’s all too aware of exactly what’s going on behind his back.

Nick is the one who finally brings it up. “Do you think he’s doing it to spite you?”

“He’s definitely doing it to spite me,” Harry answers tightly, resisting the urge to crane his neck around so he can see. He clutches his drink a little tighter, trying to keep his tenuous control over his own movements.

Five Times As Nice by queensusan
[James T. Kirk/Spock]

Spock is afraid Jim will be turned off by his alien genitalia. Jim convinces him he can take any cock.

You Can't Dodge Stiles Stilinski [Teen Wolf, Sterek, Erica/Boyd, Allison/Scott, NC-17]

You Can't Dodge Stiles Stilinski by stilinskisparkles

“And this is it?” he points at the first girl. “I saw you in first period, you barely bothered to catch any of the balls you were tossed. I’m pretty sure you spent more time on your cell.”

The girl rolls her eyes, and looks completely unashamed of the fact she had her phone out in class. Derek knows Finstock would have stepped on it.

“And you,” he points at the second girl, taller and with eyes that meet Derek’s coolly. “You can’t throw anything worth half a damn. And what are you,” he points at the boy, trying not to look him in the eye, and failing. “A hundred and fifty pounds wet?”

The boy smirks at him, and Derek looks resolutely away. He’s now desperately trying not to picture him wet.

"I can't work with this."

Before this I had no idea what game dodge ball is (I still don't what it is called in my native language) and I had to google it ofc, but I used youtube and the first thing I got from there was One Direction playin dodge ball and lets just say Im traumatised for the rest of my life. Seriously. Just no. Probably have to leave internet for awhile.

But this fic has nothing to do with One Direction and really little to do actual dodge ball (besides the point that the dodge ball is kinda a huge part of the whole plot). This is more like the story about someone figthing with morals and want. And laws and jailbait and somewhere there is practising for some dodge ball game.

Normally I would probably rant about how I dont wanna read almost an 30 000 word fic that is basicaly only about Derek pining over Stiles and how Stiles is young and Dereks is teacher but fuck that. This is actually, really good even that is totally the whole plot. Like I'm not kidding. Thats it.

The thing is. It just doesn't get boring or feel like it is repeating itself. The plot just goes and Derek falls more in love every minute. Its kinda cute, probably. And I totally dig Jack. Awesome puppy he is.

What else? Yea. Someone could explain me what dodge ball is besides that it involves throwing balls and when you get hit you are out. And read this. Seriously. Read this. And leave kudos and comments, make the author feel loved. Thank you.

CAPTIVE [TeenWolf, Sterek, NC-17]

CAPTIVE By writeonclara

It’s porn. Well, it’s sort of porn. Gay sort of porn. Definitely Not Safe For Work. Isaac pushes Stiles out of the way to frantically exit out of the browser before their manager catches them looking at porn.

Or:

Stiles thinks he has college all figured out (despite his sourwolf of a roommate), until he gets scouted to be a model for the popular werewolf skinmag, CAPTIVE.

This reminds me so much of this other fic I read like ages ago where they Derek and Stiles were models for this some werewolf porn mags. It was totally different with Stiles already graduated and they not even being friends. But the point is that now I want to find that one too and blog about it too but it has to wait, at least until I have read this.

The thing why I liked this one so much was because it was all Stiles. It was all about how Stiles doesn't understand Derek and how all the werewolf crap just doesn't make any sense. And top of that no one is explaining anything. Its just so fucking true. No one is ever explaining anything.

But I also liked Derek and how he was all about not knowing what to do and just going the way he thought was right way. Ofc that also brings how these two just never can talk about things until things just go overboard and shit goes down. Yea.

And I just want to add something about doing porn and how it is okey and there is actually nothing wrong with it. And why not. So yea. But please. Read, Comment and Leave Kudos. Thank you.

Tech Support [The Avengers, FrostIron]

Tech Support by Clareithromycin

Tony's guilty pleasure is helping out anonymously on the Stark technical support forums.
He comes into contact with an exiled Loki when he starts having trouble with his new laptop.

To be honest I have no idea why I have not written anything about this one before. Because this is good and I just liked all of that computer stuff and how magic can affected electronics. 

After that comes all the secrets and plans and shit. And I have no idea what I am actually talking about. I can't remember what I really wanted to say. But it probably went along the lines of how amazing this was and how I liked every bit of this. Like all that stuff with Tony's "double" life and Loki trying to find his place on Earth.

So yea. Just read it and enjoy all of those 20 000 words or so.

que tu m’aimais encore [Teen Wolf, Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski, Allison Argent/Scott McCall]

que tu m’aimais encore by magneticwave

Wolves mate for life, don’t they?

Some magic and some heartache and some missing heartache and some pining and sucky world.

I think I missed something at the beginning and it was just kinda blurry to me first but it really got better after a while. In the end it was really good and probably even awesome.

And I just found this entry from here and I have no memory of where that was going so yeaaa... Whatever. This was probably good if I was even thinking about blogging about it so. So yea. Read, Love, Comment and Kudos. Or something. I think.

How Spectre Should Have Ended [James Bond, 00Q]

if you don't know (me by now) by InvincibleMadhouses

Imagine that scene at the end of Spectre when Bond picks up the car from Q, only.....different.

Drive You Home by enigma_kar

A re-write of the ending of Spectre. In which Bond returns for Q, not just his car, and discovers that Q needs him more than ever. And maybe he needs Q too.

Take My Hand and Lead Me Far From Here by larascasse

Just another run of the mill "For the love of all fandom, fix the Spectre ending!" fic.

Aka Bond comes back for Q.

There are probably more of these than just these three. Fuck that. I know there are more than these three. For example there is also this awesome comic how things should have ended (I couldnt find the comic while finding these three fics so if you find the comic, please comment. I would love to add a link to it on this post, thank you). 

I really would have preferred any of these endings. I would have preferred some kinda ending like one of these even if there wasnt any deep feelings or stuff. Just these two ending up at the same place would have been enough. 

So fics are here filling that quota. And we are here to make the authors feel loved so Read, Comment and Leave Kudos ❤️

And links for other endings for Spectre are also welcome to the comments. Thank you. 

Wo Rauch [Spiderman, Deadpool, Spideypool, NC-17]

Wo Rauch Ist by CAPSING

"Someone needs to write a ‘the fire alarm went off at 3 am and now the cute guy from the flat next door is standing next to me in his underwear’ AU"

CAPSING again ? Fuck. Well. Whatever. They write amazing fics. That's it. Not gonna add anything else.

And I need life. Maybe.

But just read, comment and leave kudos. Pretty please.

Okey. I have to try. Lets say couple words. Peter is naïve and Wade is one hell of shady sneak. Seriously. All those plots to get Peter and poor Peter just had a small crush.

Abyss [The Avengers, Loki/Tony Stark, NC-17]

Abyss by plumadesatada

A monster lives in Tony's shadow and sleeps under his bed.

Mom asked me what I was reading and I answered something along the lines of "Marvel and Islam mythology mixup". But thats not 100% true. Loki is some kinda demon from the Koran but thats it. 

The more important part is how this is the first fic I have read where Tony is a college student. The second important part is how this is happening in that cave in Afghanistan and Tony is telling a story about plan A. In the end plan a and b merge and makes a little bit different ending. 

Or maybe this is a little bit different story about that monster under your bed (and in the shadows). Or maybe this is just a story about a boy who finds a friend and falls in love. Or just about how a genius boy tries to find his place in the world. Or maybe about how life teaches you a lot of things only if you are willing to learn. 

So I kinda have a lot to say but I dont want to spoil the story. This is just so many different things compined together. Somehow still all those things just creates a really good story. 

here [Star Trek, James T. Kirk/Spock]

here by waldorph

“I stole your bed,” Jim said. He was not, Spock noted, regretful or embarrassed, merely stating the fact.

Jim and the older Spock. Or should I say the Spock from other timeline ? Fuck if I know. 

I just wanted this here. With the different argument again and the whole consept how there are two Spocks and how the world is different and still two Spocks and just one Jim. Yea. All those reasons.