sunnuntai 30. huhtikuuta 2017

PWP Oneshots part 11 Destiel edition

Ha! My laziness is all over this blog. Seriously. But fuck if I care. As long as I get to share this amazingness. Yup. Enjoy!! ❤️🍌


Ways to Drive Him Wild by FagurFiskur
After Dean tells his much-older boyfriend Castiel about his inexperience with men, he's dismayed to find that Cas now keeps him at an arm's length.

Sitting down and talking about it is clearly out of the question, so when Dean goes to Jo for advice she suggests the next best thing: seduction tips from Cosmopolitan.

So Very by Sass_Master
“I’ve never seen you wear these,” Cas says slowly, glancing down at the delicate garment he’s holding. Dean feels his pulse ratchet up a notch when Cas looks at him again, holds his gaze with magnetic intensity. “I would remember.”

“Well, y’know, it’s usually—” He struggles to find the appropriate word for it, for when he slips on a pair when he’s by himself, choking on shame and arousal, barely gets a hand on himself before he’s coming hard, gasping and staining the fabric. “…Private,” he decides. He’s officially flustered at this point, and Cas’s doubt and confusion are being rapidly overtaken by an interest so sharp that it feels dangerous. “Just… for fun,” he adds.

Cas eyes the panties in his hand again, eyes Dean, understanding dawning on his face. “Wearing these excites you.”

Aesthetics in Autoerotica by relucant
"What do you think about when you masturbate?"

"I sure don't think about callin' it masturbate," Dean retorted with a small laugh.

"I'm sorry. What do you think about when you jerk off?"

"Jesus, Cas, you talkin' dirty like that ain't gonna help me not come in these panties."

"Well, I intend for you to," Cas pointed out. "But not just yet. Now answer the question, please."

"Jesus," Dean said again, blush deepening. "I -- um. Jeez, I dunno. I mean, there's all kinds of crap in my spank bank. Some days, yeah, s'gettin' thrown against the wall by some hot dude in an alley. Other days, I dunno, it's triplets."

"What are you thinking about right now?"

Dean turned an incredulous look on him. "Uh, there's a hot photographer takin' pictures of my dick in pink panties right now, you think I need any more material?"


Splits by JinxedAmbitions
Cas practices his splits on the dining room table while his mother is out. He just lies flat on his belly with his legs spread out to the sides. Cas knows Dean comes in for a glass of Ellen’s fresh squeezed lemonade every afternoon, so he bides his time until Dean inevitably finds him there.


St. Mary's School for Boys by relucant
Dean Winchester was whispering in the back corner. Again.

Cas sighed, rubbing the bridge of his nose. "Mr. Winchester. Is there something you'd like to share with the class?"

Dean smirked at him. "If it was somethin' I wanted to share with the class, I wouldn't've been whispering, would I?"


Impala Sex Because Reasons by betts
"The first time Dean kissed Cas was totally out of his control. He may have been a little drunk, and the music at the bar may have been a little loud, and he may have had something he needed to tell Cas that he had to lean in for."

***

Wherein Dean and Cas fuck in the Impala for the first time. That's it. That's the whole thing.

Boys On Film by loversantiquities
But maybe that’s what it is—maybe Castiel’s finally realized something Dean is too chicken to admit, despite the fact he’s been jerking off to the idea of Castiel fucking him for the past few weeks. The idea warms him as much as it pains him to think about, his friend not being able to talk to him about something like that. That has to be it—it’s the only explanation. Castiel likes him.

“Or maybe he knows you do cam shows.”

Dean chokes on his burger.

Anything You Say by toosigoosi
Dean is a cheerleader for his school. Castiel spend all of his free-time getting new tattoos and smoking weed.
Yet somehow, they work with one another.

And then Destiel prison porn series (with top!Dean and mafia boss Cas)

Fucking with Fire by Duckyboos
The story of how Dean Winchester went from a car thief to one of the baddest motherfuckers in the Russian Mafia.

tiistai 25. huhtikuuta 2017

Qualia [Supernatural, Destiel, Sam/Jess, Dean/Benny, Nc-17]

Qualia by imogenbynight
When Sam & Jess move into a smart home, Dean finds an unlikely match in the AI that keeps it running.
First this sounded weird. Then I literally just skipped this, like no I don't wanna read anything like this. Then somehow I found this again after like a day or something. Then I had no idea how this could end or how this could even work.

But I still really, really, really liked the whole fic. Everything about it was just awesomness. Seriously. Everything. Maybe a little bit weird, but still pretty awesome. Yea.

So just fucking read it already. Seriously. Thank you.

keskiviikko 19. huhtikuuta 2017

Project Snowflake [The Avengers, FrostIron]

Project Snowflake by usedupshiver
When Howard Stark met his untimely death he left behind a secret project no-one ever knew about.
This is kinda creepy because I have no idea what kinda person Howard Stark is suppose to be (I'm not a fan of the first Captain America movie where he is, I haven't read any comics where he is, there isn't much of him in any Iron Man movies/comics and so on). All the ground shit for Howard Stark character is how he was kinda shitty dad for Tony and how Tony didn't actually like him that much.

So the whole setting was super weird plus Loki on top of all that.

I really would like to read more of this. Like the what happens after. What is Loki's story. Can someone please kill Howard really painfully? Stuff like that. But at the same time I have this feeling that too much information could actually kill this thing and make it all look super stupid and boring and all that. Well. It all depends on the writer how they make it to be, so yea.

Hard to decide. But worth to read. Kinda amazing. In a ceepy way, but whatever. Read. Comment. Leave Kudos. Thank you. ♥

keskiviikko 12. huhtikuuta 2017

Mechanical Animals [Death Note, Mello/Matt, Nc-17]

Mechanical Animals by Lyson
Mello discovers that there's more to Matt than just the mechanical.
I kinda accidentally downloaded Death Note anime to my laptop again. Literally by accident, I thought it was gonna be the "new" Death Note movie (which I still haven't seen cuz haven't found it yet with English subtitles). But I got this huge want to read Mello/Matt fics again after so long time.

And this? This was the best I have found so far (besides all those fic I have read before). This was just good. The different starting with comparing Mello and Matt to each other and seeing Matt from Mellos perspective. I kinda got little weirded out because I thought that is this gonna be the whole but thank god it only got better after that.

The whole escaping thing and how the story was just a small part of the world. The story did not try to paint the whole picture of their lives or anything like that. It just showed you a super shitty and weird day from their lives. That's it. Nothing else.

Maybe there were some revelations and their relationship changed in that day but that just made the worth of mentioning. Yup. So yea. Totally worth. Seriously. The whole Death Note manga and anime and movies are so worth it. I don't know about that Netflix series yet but we will see when the thing comes out. So in the meanwhile, the old fics are just perfect.

sunnuntai 9. huhtikuuta 2017

My English Love Affair [One Direction, Larry, Nc-17]

My English Love Affair by isthatyoularry
The thing about sleeping with a member of a famous indie band is that the inevitability of having a song written about you is most likely a hundred percent. The second thing is that in the end, nobody's supposed to find out it's about you.

The one where Harry writes a song about his English love affair and Louis sleeps with someone in White Eskimo and all he gets is a stupid song written about him.
I was thinking about this fic today for some unknown reason (okey, not today, today the day I post this, but the day I wrote this). And I really, really wanted to read this again (or for the third time, maybe forth or fift, whatever). So my first reaction was to look for this from my blog and the surprise I had when I realised I hadn't blogged about this. Like seriously.

Yea. I know. I don't blog about 1D fics that much. More to that, I don't really blog about Larry fics that much. But I was 100% sure I had written something about this. Because I really liked this, I have read this tons of times and there are literally no reasons why I have not blogged about this. Seriously. No fucking reason.

So. Here I am. Blogging about this and nothing to actually say. Yea. Awesome.

Okey. This was a bad idea. I can't really say anything about this except maybe Harry writes a song about Louis and maybe they are kinda together but they suck at the being together thingy. Maybe something about shitty communication and tears (as always, maybe I should stop mentioning shit like that, everyone expects shit like that). And then maybe a happy ending. Maybe. Can't really say. Can't really spoil it to you. Want you to read the whole thing to find out.

But I like this. Somehow I really, really like this fic. May even love the whole thing. So please. Go make the author happy by reading this and commenting and leave kudos. Thank you. ♥

keskiviikko 5. huhtikuuta 2017

Ctrl Alt Delete [Star Trek, Kirk/Spock]

Ctrl Alt Delete by screamlet
One day, there was a landslide.
Maybe I missed something somewhere along the lines because Kirk was dead and Spock was dead and neither one of them was dead. And maybe I was waiting some kinda machine that show alternative shit or how they thought thw world would go after the others' dead.

But maybe these two are just made for shit like this and happy endings are the best anyone could even hope. Yea.

sunnuntai 2. huhtikuuta 2017

Shifter [Supernatural, Destiel]

Shifter by LadyLini
"What do you want me to say, Cas? My brother, who I haven't seen in eleven years, just popped up out of nowhere and wants to join our hunt. My brother, who was raised by my dad and has no idea what we've been up to, wants to hang out with us—"

"Why is that such a bad thing, Dean?"

A pause. "You know what my dad was like."

or

The one where Cas and Dean have everything figured out, and it's Sam that's the idiot.
This was weird. Somehow weird. Calm and weid. Yea. Basically all that and nothing else.

Fuck.

Okey. I really wanted to blog about this fic but now, when I am suppose to write something about this, I have no idea what to say about this. Seriously. No idea. I have nothing bad to say or anything negative. I also can't figure out anything positive to say.

I still liked this. And this was good. The writing was good. Everything was good. But thats it. I have no idea what to say besides that. So...

Fuck it. Just read, comment and leave kudos. Thank you.