Good PWP Oneshots part 1 [Sherlock, Harry Potter, Hannibal, Avengers, Supernatural]

Okey. So I never really have any idea what to say about pwp oneshots, all I can normally say is that these are good and well written and awesome somehow and totally worth for readin. So. To skip making too short blog entries and just listing good pwp oneshots sounds pretty good idea. Okey maybe this is some stupid mix of fandoms but it is just too hard for me to stay in one fandom too long so you kinda have to suffer from that.

Comment if you wanna give people more reasons to read these fics. Yup. Just lots of shameless smut and good porn.

Don't Forget the Cream Filling! by taylorpotato
[Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, Sherlock Holmes/Original Male Character(s)]

John is just minding his own business, searching for naughty videos on the internet. Then he sees a pop-up ad for a police-uniform fetish website. One of the (very naked) actors looks an awful lot like his flat mate Sherlock Holmes. He watches the video. You can imagine how that goes. Written for Kink Meme.

A Study in Shagging by taylorpotato
[Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, mentions of other parings]

Sherlock Holmes and John Watson walk into a pub... it sounds like the start of a bad joke, but actually it's the start of Sherlock drunkenly deducing John's sexual history. Shameless smut follows shortly thereafter.

taylorpotato writes awesome porn, no matter what. So if you liked these two, you will also love all the others. They will be awesome, as long as you can stand a little bit kinky stuff sometimes. Yup. Here you can find more her fics.

Slammed by Faith Wood (faithwood)
[Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy]

Potter develops a worrying habit of randomly wall-slamming Draco all over the castle.

Not PWP, but lots of kissing and not so much plot, so kissing without plot. Yup. Fits here perfectly.

Don't Wanna Be Friends by Magnetism_bind
[Hannibal Lecter/Will Graham]

Will doesn't want to be friends. Hannibal's hurt until he learns why.

overlap sundials with your shadows by minarchy
[Loki/Tony Stark]

"Because," Loki said, his voice impassive and even, as if he was commenting on the weather, "otherwise I'm going to ride you whilst you're driving, and that steering wheel was not built to provide a comfortable backrest."

Btw. This has some awesome storytelling and their chemistry is just awesome. If you aren't so into PWP, I still recommend reading this. Just pure awesomeness.

Want by Evander
[ Loki/Tony Stark]

It's a bad idea, and Loki deserves more than to be his rebound, but why exactly haven't they done this before?

Inhuman by Annie D (scaramouche)
[Castiel/Dean Winchester]

Dean has learned that sex is different when there's an angel involved.

Stall Me by something_poison
[Loki/Tony Stark, Loki/Loki, Loki/Tony Stark/Loki]

Thor leaves Loki under Tony's watch for a few hours. Loki decides to show off his magic.

Not oneshot but almost oneshot but more porny stuff than most PWP fics. Yup.

Legendary Playboy [Naruto, SasuNaru, NC-17]

Legendary Playboy by Kaida Matsuki

Naruto's infamous title attracts many lovers into his arms, captivating every one of his admirers, but what if his title was only that? Just a title. His false title that also lures smoldering onyx eyes into discovering his embarrassing secret - Being a virgin. SasuNaru

This is kinda wierd. Like the world is wierd but on the other hand I really understand how this could be possibly. Like seriously. Okey. Not like how these things work but more like how they got to that point.

And the thing is that everybody has only one lover in their whole life. If they cheat or otheway fuck other people, they die. Or was it dying? Dunno. It was a long time ago since I read this and didn't rant about because.. I can't even remember the reason. Probably was too tired or something and only saved the link for the future.

But back to the plot.

Then there is Naruto who seems to be fucking everyone who is willing and the whole ordeal doesn't seem to affect anyone. Yup. The point of the whole fic is that Naruto is trying to find this one guy he shared a kiss (can't remember) and he is trying to find that guy again. And yea, the guy is Sasuke, ofc.

So the best part of the fic is how the thing is just so original. Maybe not like they can only have one lover or how they accidentally end up to the relationship cuz there is no other way when there can only be one lover. The original feeling comes from how there is one thing againts the nature just because they want to find something. And now when I say it like that it doesn't sound so original anymore..

I have no idea how to describle this fic so I could give you a reason to read the whole thing. Probably the best way to say things is that I have never seen anything like this before, yup. And now year or two after I first read this I still haven't come across anything like this. So pretty special like that.

Armistice [Sherlock, Johnlock, Mycroft/John, Mycroft/Sherlock/John, NC-17]

Armistice by entanglednow

John is not some sort of holiday home in the south of France, to be fought over by brothers who took the phrase 'sibling rivalry' and turned it into the plot of a Russian novel.

Okey. Maybe Im just gonna stay in this paring and never leave again. And Im not so sure if that means Mycroft/Sherlock or Johnlock. Probably it doesnt even matter.

The thing is that John is fucking both Holmes brothers and it doesn't even feel weird. It just feels like that is a fact and nothing else. Thats just how they roll. Yeb. But in the meantime the Holmes brohers have been thinking, discussing, making plans, whatever floats your boat and they have come to the conclusion that it is okey to fuck John and they wanna do the threesome.

And now don't ask why I say The Threesome (it sounds weird and fuck but whatever). But the whole fic is just big What The Fuck. Seriously.

Okey. I really love the writing style and how it is not about what someone did and when someone did and what happened then. Its more like this thing happened somewhere there and then this happened and these two should probably equal this thing but lets not put that there. Yea. If you understand what I mean. But I really like these kinda things, you could say this kinda style is my favorite. Maybe.

No idea what else to say. Okey, I was kinda waiting something little bit more from this but this didn't dissapoint me, so not harm done there. Probably could have been better but nothing is perfect so Im just gonna skip all that. I liked this, loved the style and storytelling and some detail description and shit like that. And this is worth of your time.

All They Said We Wanted (They're All Liars) [Avengers, Loki/Tony Stark]

All They Said We Wanted (They're All Liars) by Runic

Tony knew what it meant when he was the only one who could smell Loki's heat, he knew it signified that they were soul mates. That didn't keep Tony from being in complete and utter denial about the whole situation.

Can someone please tell where are all these Alpha/Beta/Omega fics coming from? Because I have been reading fanfiction like... 8 years or something and now, out of fucking nowhere, almost every other fic I open is Alpha/Beta/Omega thing. Seriously. And, for the record, before all these fics I had read like max one fic about the whole thing. Seriously. And now, like in past three months or something, I have read closer to hundreth of these. Like no fucking kidding. And I dont even like most of them.

But I really liked this one. Even when I didn't like that much about the whole soul mate thing (just too cliche and boring and predictable). So. yea.

Um. Yea. Okey. Thats it. I dont know. Blogging is hard but this is good and thats all you need to know. Yup. I dont care anymore. I just wanted to put this fic out there and give some credit and tell you how great it is and shit like that. Just read it and comment there for the writer and leave kudos and be happy. Yup. Im so done right now.

So Glad We Made It [Supernatural, Castiel/Dean Winchester, Jessica Moore/Sam Winchester]

So Glad We Made It by Annie D (scaramouche)

At twelve years old, Dean makes a friend, who becomes his best friend, who will eventually become the love of his life.

I can't understand how so happy fic can be so sad. Okey. This wasn't like the happiest fic on the planet but there was so many happy things (among the sad ones) that this is happy fic in my eyes. And still Im gonna whine how sad this was. Yup.

Okey. So the whole things was all about how Dean fell in love with his best friend and how that best friend was just so blind sometimes (and stupid). And and and... Thats the fic. Okey. In the end there starts to happen things like Dean confessing his undieing love and Cas being Cas and some other things like that.

But first of all this wans't the fist Spn fic I have ever read, more like first Spn fic that I fell in love with. This was somehow just so beautiful or something like that but still realistic and something that could totally happen. I also really liked how they weren't the richest bastards in the town but more like the happiest bastards who are not giving shit about other people in the town. That sounds pretty right.

And I seriously have no idea what else to say. This was sad happy, happy sad, whatever. But still happy fic that was just so frigging sad and I fell in love. Now you just have to live with that fact and read the whole thing (there is only one chapter so no need to be afraid). Now go already.

Tech Support [Avengers, Loki/Tony Stark]

Tech Support by Clareithromycin
French translate: Tech Support by Nordremo

Tony's guilty pleasure is helping out anonymously on the Stark technical support forums.
He comes into contact with an exiled Loki when he starts having trouble with his new laptop.

Nerd fic, pure geekness and almost nothing else. Yea. And I just loved every geek part in this, okey I love all the nerdy stuff and how Tony Stark is just part of those things, which is the main reason why I liked this one so much. So just warning for readers.

But after all that nerdy stuff there is also room for romance and falling in love and finding that one for you. Maybe everything isn't as perfect as you would want to be but thats life and it makes this fic just better. So the whole plot is about these two just falling in love via internet and the first meeting dont go the way they wanted.

So there is one version of what other punishment Odin could give Loki and its all old info already but it fits to this one. The good part is more how Loki sees the whole punishment thing and how it affects Loki. Good part is also how Loki really lives with the punishment and accepts it, he isn't in denial or just destroying everything, he is trying to find peace with himself and the world and his life.

About Tony the good parts are... I don't know. He is still Tony and Tony is almost same in every fic, almost. So nothing as special things as there are about Loki.

And after that there isn't so much about the other characters. This is mainly just Loki and Tony messaging to each other and bit by bit falling in love. Yup. Which just makes the whole thing pretty and awesome. Yup.

The Evolution of Domestication [Avengers, Loki/Tony Stark]

The Evolution of Domestication by disarmed

Clint is convinced that Loki has become domesticated after spending so much time at the Tower with Tony. He's on a mission to prove it, but he may not be as happy with the end result as he first expected.

Okey. It seems that I have somehow ended up in some crack universe where all the fics I come across are crack or at some part of them are suppose to be crack. Right now I don't even have any idea if it is a good thing or not. And, for the record, I still don't like crack, no matter how many crack fics Im going to read in the future.

So after all the spoiling, this is kinda crack, just kinda. Im not so sure if this is ranked as crack or not but to me this feels like crack. Who would put Loki to do the laundry or clean or some other homey stuff if it wasnt for crack? Propably someone who could pull if off awesomely. Yea. Still don't know.

I just had to blog about a fic that has domestic Loki and Tony who is... just Tony or something shit like that. Yup. And the rest of the Avengers are just trying to figure Loki out and probably trying to figure out how Loki and Tony's relationship work. Even I would like to know how that thing would actually work. Fanfiction gives it a awesome view but seriously. Those two. Seriously.

But after all that Im not laughing. Im just trying to understand, again, what the fuck am I reading. Becauser seriously. This shit is just getting weirder and weirder the more I read these fics. Not kidding here, Im not even blogging about half of the fics Im reading (too lazy to do that, just the best ones and the ones that needs the mention). So. This is another what the fuck moment in fanfiction history. Yebaaa.

Paternal Bonds [Avengers, Loki/Tony Stark]

JARVIS, glorified baby-sitter by melonbutterfly

"Sir, I would like for it to go on record that I tried to stop it," JARVIS says completely out of the blue.

Parents and Children by melonbutterfly

Loki wants to meet Tony's children.

Addition to the Family by melonbutterfly

"Congratulations," JARVIS says very dryly. "You have become a grandfather, sir."

Okey. So this is a series (again, when the fuck I even started to blog about these and not just fics is way beyond my understanding) and I still have no idea what the fuck i just read. Seriously. The bots being Tony's kids and something about kidnapping Loki and Tony and something like that.. Maybe I will someday find that fic if I have the energy. But the link to the Paternal Bonds -series and yea.

But I can cope with the fact that the bots are Tony's kids because c'moon thats just how it goes. The thing is just Loki how he treats them like actual children, yea actual, living, breathing children. And can we just skip the fact that Loki understands them, like he can talk to them and understand what they are saying. Yea. I mean that. Literally.

Still. Not gonna laugh and say that this was the shittiest thing I have read because all that would just be one big fatty lie. Seriously. This was good, like good good and I still can't understand what the fuck I just read.

The sad thing is that I can't like everything which makes JARVIS just so annoying in my head but thats probably all the annoying things. Probably. Cuz I just love the other bots and how they act and can have so weird personalities and do weird things. DUM-E is my favorite ofc. Ha.

But seriously. Read all the whole thing, all three onshost. They don't make much sometimes but are just way too awesome to skip. Seriously. I mean that. Read them. NOW.

Just a Rose on a Star [Avengers, Loki/Tony Stark]

Just a Rose on a Star by road_of_ruin

It wouldn't be the first time Tony Stark flirted with death, but no matter what the others said, reading stories to the quarentined God of Mischief was definately one of his better ideas.

Tony is dieing and there are lot of quotes from The Little Prince or something. Haven't really read the book so I don't have any idea about the whole thing but whetever. It sounds interesting right now so it could probably end up to my booksheel... if we don't have it already, wouldn't pass that change. Have to check.

But back to the whole thing of Tony dieing and Loki being in prison without the want to escape. He could do it any minute he jut wanted. Actually he does it once but thats way besides the point. But Tony is death set on being on Loki's nerve and thats why they start to talk, eat donuts, read books and hang out. Yup.

Seriously the whole death thing. I really loved the idea cuz it was just something new and fresh and good. Maybe there should have been better reason why Tony didn't save himself but on the other hand, nah, its good this way and too much info about that could have destroyed the whole thing.

So all in all awesome. Then there is this whole Thor in love with Steve and something going on between them. Seriously, I really don't understand the whole Thor/Steve paring. It just sounds so weird.. They are too alike and too straight. Yeah... Not gonna say I dislike it or anything, it could make sense if they were a little bit different or if I just saw a point in paring two way too muscular fellas together. Or something. Dunno.

Anyways. The whole Thor/Steve thing doesn't really have thay big part in the fic. It is just flowing there somewhere with Tony's sassy comments about how Thor is in love and in the end Loki's comments about it too. Yeaa.

And for the record, the whole The Little Prince thing makes really much sense in the ending, like a lot of sense, more than one way. Seriously. It is just good. Sometimes I don't like how people quotes other books (it feels just so bold and risky) but in this one it works, like really works. Its good and awesome. Kinda wanting to say that the writer is good enough to pull it off but, on the other hand, the writer is way better than that. I think they could pull off almost anything at this point. Ha.

So Im going back there and gonna read more of road_of_ruin's fics. And I recommend you to do the same.

Could Not Stop for Death [The Avengers, Loki/Tony Stark, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, NC-17, death]

Could Not Stop for Death by Vera (Vera_DragonMuse)

Tony just wanted to retire. He was tired, ready to lay down his arms, but then an old enemy abducts him and leads him through a series of revelations that end somewhere unexpected.

This one probably contains all the things I have been thinking. Why are we living here, the purpose of life. How tired it is to be living. And so on. Those are probably also the reasons why I cried at the end of this fic. Probably. I cant be sure because they way Loki and Tony think in this about how tired they are and things like that are also why I can totally understand them and that makes the fic even better.

And all the things are happening in some kinda time loop where the time stays still and is kinda eternal paradise.. Yea. And everything there is kinda in Loki's head and how tired Loki is in living and all he wants to do is to die. But being a god and having the destiny to destroy the universe makes the whole dieing business so much harder. Thats also the reason why there is the whole Marjo Character Death in the warnings, at least I think so.

But it all didnt go the way I thought it would go. I thought there would be falling in love and then when Tony dies Loki just doesnt feel the reason to live and so his magic just dies a little bit by bit. And now when I said that the whole sounds just stupid which is why the fic is so awesome. You cant quess the ending no matter how you watch it. Yea.

The other things that make the fic so good are all the forever questions about why we are living and how Loki is actually, on his own way, answering to those questions. To me those answers are good and why not to be the real ones. So all in all this whole fic is one big journey to the heart of what living means, at least to me it feels like that. Yeaa... I really dont know what else to say.

This is for you guys

In under two years I've gotten over 8 000 (well almost 9 000 is closer) visitors on BarBrat so I thought I'd give a chance to the readers to participate in of what I do. The thing is if you want to give credit to a fanfic or just tell the world how great of a fic you've read, you now have an opportunity to do so.

It works like this: you write a similar complaint / amazed babble / love letter like I do. I have no requirements except a little review is needed, a little insight of the plot (if it has a plot) and things what you liked and / or didn't like. Also the summary is needed, if it has one, a link to the fic and the writer's pen name.

It doesn't matter what the fandom is, what the pairing is, damn, not even what the language is. I just want the text to be written with the same language as the fanfiction. It also doesn't matter if I already have blogged about the fic, it's only better to have many opinions about the same fic and to give it more reputation.

You don't have to do the link or to think about the headline or tags or anything, I can do them as well, if you want, I just need to know where to find all of the information. And of course your pen name would be great too.

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Ja sama suomeks.

Eli siis. Alle kahessa vuodes täl blogilla on ollu yli 8 000 kävijää (tai no, lähempänää 9 000 jo) ja ajattelin, että antaisin nyt teille mahdollisuuden ihkuttaa ficcejä kanssa. Jos siis haluat ihkuttaa jotain tosi hyvää ficciä ja antaa huomiota ja saada lukijoita niin nyt ois aika hyvä mahdollisuus.

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Fandomilla, parituksella, kielellä ei ole väliä paitsi sen verran että millä kielellä ficci on niin myös sen tekstin olis hyvä olla samalla kielellä. Jebs. Eikä oikeestaan ees haittaa, jos oon jo ihkuttanu kyseistä ficciä, aina vaan parempi hyvälle ficille, lisää mainostusta ja sillee.

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