Mess [Sherlock, Johnlock, PWP, NC-17]

Mess by rubberbird

Sherlock/John. Jim makes Sherlock and John copulate at gunpoint for his own amusement. Slash.

I wouldnt say I didnt like this rather that this was something really, really disturbing. Like kinda rape but not an actual rape. Well yea. So lighting.

Well anyways. Thee pool scene with a Moriarty's kink and little bit fucking and maybe you could say it was kinda a rape. I dont know. It was forced and all but then it would be a rape for the raper too.... Ou god.

Anyways. Moriarty tells John to fuck Sherlock because he knows John likes Sherlock and is too bored and wants to Sherlock to lose his virginity. Yea. So simple but not cliche. I liked how this wasnt cliche or bad and didnt even have a cliche ending.

Either way I liked that ending. It was good and refressing. Maybe someone would say that there wasnt an actual ending but this fic wasnt suppose to tell the whole life story so the ending is good. Not gonna take any arguments for that.

And then I liked..... Moriarty. He was good and Moriarty like in this one. Even when he wanted to see those two fucking and the whole scene was a little bit too disturbing. Ha.

In the end. I liked and yea. Maybe not gonna read again but whatever.

Links to the fanfiction sites, please.

Okey. I dont give a shit if you really read these rantings or if you are just lost. But, none the less, I need you right now.

Guys. Give me links to places where I could read fanfictions. Seriously.

Im not creep or anything, I just need new places where I could read fanfiction cuz I have read most of the good stuff in those places. And I'm gonna make a blog entry about all the places you are gonna mention and also the ones I already know so it would be nice to have a long list of all the sites (and if its your personal site where are your fics it is fine too, you get a one more link to your site too free).

I dont even give a crap if those places are in some other language than English or Finnish that list can have other languages too. And whatever fandom is okey, I would love to have more fandoms here. yea.

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The Adventure of the Flatmate's Fetish [Sherlock, Johnlock, BDSM, NC-17]

The Adventure of the Flatmate's Fetish by Quinn Anderson

In which Sherlock finds himself in the unusual position of trying to educate John about the endless variety of fetishes that exist in the world. When that gets boring, he sets himself on a very important case: figuring out if John has any fetishes. Which, of course, he does. Johnlock.

Quinn Anderson must have had really, really fun while writing this. All those fetishes there were, and there were lots of them, how many of those she had found. I havent even heard half of them before, like seriously. God. This was so educational and really fun fic.

Anyways. John doesnt know so much about fetishes and Sherlock is so shocked about that. So Sherlock decides to light John's world of fetishes. First John is what the fuck but then its all so gross that he cant even belive its possible. But then Sherlocks finds that John is really intersted in BDSM and thats when all the fun begins. Gosh.

Okey. In the begingin these two bakas arent together and that is also adds one more reason to John why Sherlock shouldnt find everything out from him. But still. This is friggin good and ou gosh I fell in love, which is weird cuz normally I dont like these kinda fics (even when I read these sometimes I dont like them, its just sometimes too much).

The most I liked how Sherlock wasnt ooc until the very end where it was only logical that he has to be at least a little bit ooc to maintain the idea of this fic. But John wasnt at all ooc so really good with that.. Then... I dont know.

I also liked how there wasnt that kinda shit that ou my god Im in love and didnt know that until now blah blah blah. I dont like that cuz its just stupid that you dont know that kinda thing. Yea. And then that explanation about how John was already aware his fetish to BDSM

The things I didnt like so much? I dont know. This was good I liked reading this too much so I didnt really want to use my energy to find something negative about this (okey, most of the time I was way too into the story to even find anything. But still. And I just had to pick one line from the fic to this blog entry. It was just too awesome and maybe give you reason to read this. Ha. Yea.

"You're mad, and an absolute dick, and I am so going to make you pay for that."

A Helping Hand [Sherlock, Johnlock, NC-17]

A Helping Hand by ConnorCat

"Sherlock was his best friend. Surely a once off, never to be spoken of again hand job was acceptable. Right…?" Teen!lock sleepover. Slash, lemons. Just one of those oneshots full of young Johnlock goodness.

I'm gonna start with all the things I dont like about this fic. Maybe its not fair cuz there isnt so many things I like in this one. A Helping Hand (only the name in alone is cliche but I dont like ranting about name cuz I can almost never find a good name to any of my fics) was so average hand job fic. I think there are thousands of them in every fandom, like seriously. And then they all have the same kinda plot where two friends (or brothers or something) spends night together and, for some reason or other, sleep in the same bed and then the other gets a hard on and you can guess the rest.

So the plot of A Helping Hand basically is that John gets a fucking hard on from gay porn and then Sherlock wants to help with it. And following millions of other fics footsteps, John doesnt want Sherlock's help at first but Sherlock finally Sherlock gets his mind and they are happily jacking each other off. Yea. Thats it.

I dont wanna be cruel and tell you this was total shit and you dont have any reason to read this but if someone likes to write these kinda fics there has to be someone to like reading this. So I have to bother and say couple good words about this fic, because this wasnt total shit (only the way too cliche plot was).

I cant ignore how good written this was (even I had enough patient to read the whole fic and I'm normally so lazy reading this kinda fics). Ofc there were couple cliche things like:

John could feel his face burning. Sherlock found him attractive? Sherlock fantasised about him? For how long? Why hadn't he ever said anything? Why him? And why did he still have a goddamn erection?!

But those were only minor things that almost every fic has so I'm not saying it bad stuff. The only thing I dont like it is how cliche it is (almost everything is cliche for me already so yea). I cant even understand why everyones thoughts have to go the same route every time and they have to be displayed the same way. There are millions of other ways and writers job practially is to find all the different ways to display things. And that is the reason why I dont like those mind explosions where characters are always asking the same questions the same way. I really hope someone understands what I'm talking about cuz it would be awesome to hear other opinions about this matter.

Anyways. The other thing I liked in was the dialog. Sherlock felt so Sherlock kinda while he spoke and he didnt felt to so ooc (out of character). John was a little bit ooc (being a shy little little virgin boy) but its fucking impossible to write these kinda fics without someone being ooc.

I dont know. Maybe someone likes these ones and gets off with this kinda things. But not me. I dont like and normally I dont read, this was totally accident I even opened this one, so yea.

The Ties That Blind [Tokio Hotel, TB, Tom/Natalie, NC-17]

The Ties That Blind by elvisfun

Tom and Natalie's marriage is not a happy one. The arrival of Natalie's cousin, Bill, doesn't help in the slightest.

Gosh. I'm not so sure if I liked this or not. I read this because I wanted to read the whole fic and not to leave something unfinished (again). So... Dunno.

But the plot is basically just Bill losing his parents and moving to his cousin where he falls in love with the cousins huband. This is husband is Tom and Natalie is the cousin. Then Tom falls in love with Bill and they have some kinda relatioship.. yea. Thats almost all. I dont wanna reveal everything cuz its gonna spoil the ending.

And maybe the only thing I liked in this one was the plot and how it wasnt so cliche. Bill's parents died and he really sorrowed them through the whole fic. Then there were happy scenes and not so happy scenes. I dont know. But I still cant picture myself to read this again. This wasnt a pearl or anything special. This was just an ordinary fic to me.

The things I didnt like.. Everything happened so fast sometimes. There was logic behind all that but it was still kinda way too fast for me when all the chapters were so short for me. If the chapters would have been longer and there would have been more.... I dont know, something in there I would have liked this more. This kinda just scratch the surface in my opinion.

But this wasnt a crappy fic. Not at all. I have read so much worse than this and that was one of the reasons why I had the patient to read the whole fic. So read it if you want even a little to read this. I cant promise anything but you may like it, or not. You can never know before you try.

Heart's Song [Tokio Hotel, TB, BotTom, NC-17, PWP]

Heart's Song by kishmet

Prince Wilhelm, a member of an alien race known to humanity as the Lyric, has come aboard a human ship in order to find his mate. Young ensign Tom Trumper knows very little about the Lyric, but when he runs into a particularly beautiful man dressed as a lieutenant, he might learn more than he ever bargained for...

Oy my god. Kishmet's fic again. I really cant avoid reading these. These are just so awesome and good and gosh. And of course Heart's Song isnt any different with the quality. Seriously.

But basically this is just fantasy story where are these Lyrics that comes from the other world, well kinda. Bill is one of these Lyrics and trying to find his mate (surprise surprise) who is Tom (ha). Tom is just ordinary man who is working on a ship and doesnt know shit about Lyrics. So Bill ofc scares him of first but then everything just goes with lots of cliches and they are together.

Okey. This is just PWP fic. There is plot and there happens lots of other things but the main thing still is PWP. And I dont know. This is good PWP and I liked and all that shit even when I'm not so big fan of BotTom.

Anyways. I dont really have anything to say about this fic. This isnt anything special or particular. This is just another good PWP fic with some kinda plot there somewhere. Characters meet, they fuck and they spent the rest of their lives together. Thats it. But still totally worth of reading.

We Go Anywhere But To The Ground [Sherlock, Johnlock, NC-17]

We Go Anywhere But To The Ground by geordielover

 John's face crumples in on itself and the hurt that's been rattling around between his bones suddenly erupts into a painful bloom, and he falls. Sherlock Holmes, even in death, remains the only man capable of bringing John Watson to his knees.

This is long, this is interesting and this has things that I cant not to fall in love. This is that kinda fic that isnt cliche where it is trying to be cliche and with a happy ending that isnt an actual happy ending. This has so many sides that I cant keep a count on them. And all those things all reasons why I fell in love with this.

We Go Anywhere But To The Ground is a fic about John's sorrow after Sherlock's death and how his life is meaningless. The life goes by day by day and everyone tries to keep John even a little bit happy. And then there is Sherlock who cant belive how depressed John is. Mycroft just tries keep and eye on John and Molly cant stand the lieng anymore.

So the plot basically is just sorrow. Everyone has their own sorrow and that affects them different ways. Mostly this just concentrates on John who doesnt live his life anymore. He just is and tries to find a reason to wake up the next morning until he has enough courage to finnish it all. And in the background there is everyone else trying to find their way on that sorrow too.

In a fic there are normally really small things I fell in love with. Sometimes they can be some lines or just plain senteced and sometimes they are the storytelling and how its so sarcastic or negative or something feisty. It has to be something really strong or something like that but not from the middle ground. And then I fell in love. This one had depressed storytelling and I fell in love with how pale it was. Everything was so straight minded from that and all just showed that depressing.

Its hard to tell about this fic. I could just tell how boring and depressing John's life is and how well written all that his but that would just be boring. Even when this is so friggin long fic (with over 25 000 in one oneshot) there isnt much to talk about.

So I'm just stealing a one little quete from the fic and leaving it there. Because this was good and I cant really tell more expect you are about to read a very dark, dapressing fic if you open this one. Yea. Still. Dont forget how good this is (you can totally ignore the lenght).

Only the Ring Finger Knows [Naruto, NaruSasu, PWP, NC-17]

Only the Ring Finger Knows by Haganemaru

When Sakura decides to force destiny and makes in a sex shop for a powerful aphrodisiac, she is far from suspecting that she will give the nicest of present for her Sasuke-kun. NaruSasu day laaaate XD

First I'm not 100% sure if this is PWP fic but the major point of this fic is that those two bakas get laid with each other so now it can be PWP. Secondly this is suppose to be the translated version from French but I dont understand French at all so finding the original is a little bit hard for me.

Anyways. Itachi is mean and somehow Sakura buys something from sex story that is suppose to help her get Sasuke. But everything doesnt really go like Sakura planned them to go and Sasuke drinks that thing that is suppuse make Sasuke to want Sakura. But then Sasuke wents to Naruto's place and they have sex and all Naruto can think is how mean Itachi is.

Okey. There is this little plot about Sasuke and Naruto's past and how they are in love each other but cant tell that to each others and so on. But that is just so minor (with lot of explantions, this has about 12 500 words so yea) and I'm too lazy to tell everything about and, anyways, there is suppose to be something in fic that I dont tell you.

The most I liked Itachi and how mean he was. Well. All he did was suppose to make good to the other characters but his ways to make those things happen was all so mean. So naturally I fell in love with him.

The other hand Naruto and Sasuke were just two bakas who just were stupid. Thats it. And they were cliche, cant forget that. But it didnt really matter because this was good, really good and there was plot behind all that almost fuckin and actual fucking and so on. So. Yea.

Okey. I dont think that there was anything I didnt like, so after all friggin good fic and totally worth for reading.

The Flaw [Death Note, Mello/Matt, m-preg, NC-17]

The Flaw by ShinigamiMailJeevas

There was a belief that there were no consequences of using a Death Note other than the nothingness of Mu. But not even the shinigami could have predicted the true nature of the note; it creates a flaw into each who touches it. –MM. M for later on.

First I didnt even like this fic, okey I'm not sure if I even liked this in the end or in the middle of the fic.. I dont know. There was just too much things that was off somehow. I dont know why I read this whole thing so maybe there was something good (including the writer and the writing style). Dont know.

But in the story L needs Mello, Near and Matt's help to solve the Kira case. Before they begin L doesnt really tell them everything well he tells them almost nothing. One of those things is that Death Note is little bit different and it has an affect to human mind or body (or both). And because of that Mello gets pregnant with Matt's kid and he and Matt are forced to runaway. And thats when the really weird stuff begins.

The most weird thing in this one is L. Normally L is this good guy and all but in this one Death Note has affected his thoughts and he doesnt like sugar things anymore. Somehow L has also started killing people without any real good reason. At some point even Near starts chancing. He starts to show feelings and other shit. Mello is the only one who only gets the something other than mental stuff.

Well. Okey. I liked the idea that Death Note has some kinda effect to normal people. It sounds logical and it kinda sounds stupid that shinigami just brings a book to the human world and has nothing other effect than the killing and that the killer cant get neither to heaven or hell. I really liked how it affected to Light and how he became mentally unstable. Yea. But I didnt like how it changed L's whole personality (didnt like sugar stuff anymore and started to kill people). It just felt way too weird to change the whole character. And then the same with Near.

Then there was Mello and Matt's relationship and they having sex and all that stuff. First I liked this too. They drunk and Matt doesnt know what to think and Mello in love. But then came Matt's past and how it affected to something but not most of the things. Well, it affected only to a one thing so it kinda sucked to me.

And then the ending..... I hated it. Literally. I get it how it fit to the story but it was just so boring to a Death Note fic and way too simple. They didnt do anything and somehow everything is normal and they arent in danger anymore. It was just was way too simple and happened way too fast.

I wasnt suppose just to diss the whole fic but those are just the things I wanted to say about this fic. If you now are thinking that this fic is total crap please just read the sentenced "I read the whole fic" and just think that there has to be something good in this one if I really bothered to read the whole thing.

And I have to also add that ShinigamiMailJeevas is a good author and what I have read from them has been good and I have fallen in love so its just this one fic from them that I dont like. Yea. You can make your own opinion, this one is just mine.

Come to the Edge [Sherlock, Johnlock, NC-17]

Come to the Edge by AGirloftheSouth

Three years later Sherlock returns to only to find everything is different, especially John. Perhaps the only way to repair their friendship is to turn it into something more. Eventual Sherlock/John. Spoilers for series 1 and 2.

This was beautiful, really really beautiful. All the feelings felt so real and it really made this beautiful and unique. Sherlock was so Sherlock and couldnt understand human's feelings and gosh. It was just so beautiful and thats the only word I can find to portray this one.

And the plot. Sherlock came back from death and John was really depressed and just divorced. Anything isnt as easy as Sherlock thought them to be. Then there is their relationship that was chancing even before Sherlock's death.

Yea, I know, the plot is friggin cliche but this was good and original. Nothing just happened because they just happened. Everything was logical and the characters had a soul.

The most I liked Sherlock and how he only undestood the logic and not the feelings or how the feelings worked. He was so out even when tried to understand John and tried to make John understand him. Sherlock all together as a character was way too awesome in this one. He wasnt even a little bit ooc.

And then there was John. He loved Sherlock and adored him. And the storytelling really showed how much Sherlock had let John down when he had commited suicide three years ago. Ofc then there was Mary and how lovely she was. Yea.

I dont know if there even was one bad thing about this one. Even the storytelling fit to the characters and really brought everything out from the characters. I really loved this one.