Grey [Supernatural, Castiel/Dean Winchester, NC-17]

Grey by Valyria

In a world where people don't see in color until they find their true mate, the first thing Dean sees when he pulls himself out of his grave is the blue sky.

When Castiel raised him from the Pit, he inadvertently claimed Dean as his mate.

And the warnings are mayor angst and really unhappy Dean until the end. Okay, there was also unhappy Castiel at one point but still mostly unhappy Dean who just hates his life. Yea.

So basically the whole fic is one big unhappy story about Dean whos life is just fucked up. His whole biology is stupid and making him just more sad and ansgty. The whole biology thing makes everyone sad and miserable. It even makes me sad cuz who the fuck would even like to live in a world like this? Seriously.

And now after I have told you how pretty everything in this fic sucks I should probably continue with the reason why this is so good and amazing.

First of all you kinda have to believe in true love. They go throw all this shit together and in the end they get a happy ending but they wouldn't have survived from that if they didn't believe in true love or if that one hadn't been their true love. Yea. Pretty much like that.

So second is gonna be the happy ending. After a lot of shit the happy ending is more than fucking amazing. Like literally. You read this and all you can think is how this is gonna end up so badly and everyone just keeps being sad and miserable and then someone probably dies and more misery and so on. But happy ending made this kinda better when you had that happiness to go towards.

And the third final thing (I could add a fourth and fifth and a couple more but then this entry could end being longer than the actual fic and where is the fun in that?) I love how this is written. It is just so good. Like pure gold. Awesome, amazing, great, best, whatever. It just took me with the story and I literally couldn't stop.

So please. If you are ready to cry a little and be a sad for awhile then read this. This is worth it. So worth it.

Accepted [The Avengers, Loki/Tony Stark, NC-17, PWP]

Accepted by Arkada

Tony’s less of an Avenger and more of an Avenger for hire - and that means his services are available to anyone who can pay the price. So when Loki shows up and asks for a consultation, it’d just be bad practice to turn him down.

Loki doesn’t exactly pay by credit card. No, he’s offering something much more appealing...

There is only one way to descriple this one. This is porn with a plot so the porn wouldnt feel so lonely. Thats it. Nothing else. Okey. Maybe the fact is also how this is good and I liked this and yea.

Okey. Maybe I should call this Porn With Plot. Yea. Sounds good. Read it. Enjoy and shit. Yup.

The Mind of Its Own Place [Sherlock, Mycroft/Sherlock, Sherlock/OMC, NC17]

The Mind of Its Own Place by auctorial

He used to say Mycroft's name aloud to himself at night, when he was still young enough to hope.

Okey. I have no idea about this fics rating, but Im kinda guessin it would be NC-17 or something like that because it is under adult content -warning. But correct me if Im wrong. Just guessing here.

But yea. This is one of the sad ones. Sherlock loves Mycroft and Mycroft loves Sherlock but sometimes life just doesn't go the way you want it to go. And maybe I'm telling too much or maybe not enough but thats the story. Everybody wants something they can't have and its sad.

So read, comment, leave kudos.

Stranger Things Have Happened [Avengers, Loki/Tony Stark, series]

Stranger Things Have Happened by melonbutterfly

Loki is no Norse God, but Tony is still Iron Man. They're both damaged goods.

 Something weird has seriously happened cuz I have started to blog about fic-series, not just about fics. But then again, I have read four or five fics out of this series and I still have seven or eight fics left (and this isn't complete yet so there is more coming probably).

But yea. Loki ain't norse god but Tony is Iron Man. They are both ex-addicts/-alcoholics/ whatever substances there was in the list. Loki has gotten sober all of that crap but Tony still drinks. At least in the ones I have read so far. In Pepper's eyes their relationship is all about destroying themselves and each other and that's also one of the reasons why the broke up in the past (the whole past is revealed bit by bit).

So. The whole series is about their new relationship that starts when Tony gets back from Afghanistan. Then it goes from there with problems and problem solving and Loki and Tony loving each other. Its sappy and its drama and its life.

Yeaa... Probably at this point I should tell you what I think is so good about this but I have no idea what to say. Maybe the whole point where they are just two people who are bad with expressing feelings and themselves and somehow even JARVIS is better at the whole feelings things than these two. And maybe that is just good because they are not trying to be anything unnatural, they are just trying to survive and be together and that's it.

I also like how they aren't good, none of us is actually that good all the time. But they have really good moments and then they a little bit worse moments before the really bad part start. And that just makes this all so beautiful and awesome and totally worth it. Just because they are just humans and nothing else.

So read, comment, leave kudos and enjoy. I am gonna at least continue reading this because why the fuck no.

Good PWP Oneshots part 4 [Supernatural, Tokio Hotel, James Bond, Avengers]

Comment. Share your own favorites. Leave kudos to fics. Read and have fun. Yup.

Come and Dance on Our Floor by ChasingRabbits
[ Castiel/Dean Winchester, Castiel/Benny Lafitte/Dean Winchester, Dean Winchester/Benny ]

When Benny comes through town, he stops by the Roadhouse to see Dean.

What ensues is something right out of Dean's wildest fantasies.

This is part of a series and I have blogged about before and all the stories in there are awesome.'

The Card Cheat by Duckyboos
[Castiel/Dean Winchester]

“I fucking hate you.”
“You already said that. And I already said that you totally don’t. Because people who hate each other don’t jump on each other’s cocks and ride them into the middle of next week.”
“Have you never watched Jerry Springer?”
Dean and Cas are hitmen, working together at the behest of their boss, who has an ulterior motive in forcing the two opposites into eachother's lives.

Lip Gloss and Lollipop by drots
[Bushido/Bill]

Warnings: Adult Content, BDSM, Bondage, Heavy Kink, OOC, Spanking

Suomeksi, eikä ollut summarya, niin warnings saa kelvata. Mahti silti. Kaikki repliikit on englanniksi.

Liquid Courage by The_poltergeist
[Tom/Bill]

A very nervous Bill decides that some alcohol will help him enjoy his first time.

Pool Boy by fyredancer
[Tom/Bill]

Bill knows where to go to get his poolside service. Tom thought he was out there to work on his tan.
A little fun in the Mexico holiday sun.

And fyredancer is awesome writer none the less, so totally worth to check out all her other stories also. Yup.

Porno by kireinayorudakara
[Tom/Bill]

Tom is a pornstar.  Bill is not.  What happens when beautiful Bill visits Tom on the set? 

All the Carrots by FlutterFyre
[James Bond/]

Q takes a new approach to getting his equipment back post-mission...

Within You, Without You by alba17
[James Bond/Q, James Bond/Eve Moneypenny, James Bond/OMC]

Q becomes obsessed with watching Bond have sex. 

How James Bond Stole Christmas (Blame it on the High-Tech Mistletoe) by Italian_CtrlFrk
[James Bond/Q]

Q does not enjoy parties. At all. So when he is all but blackmailed by M to attend the annual office Christmas Party, he is forced to find ways to entertain himself. The only problem is, James Bond keeps popping up, and while he is pretty bloody fit, he is also an enormous prick who Q simply does not want to deal with. And, of course, he ends up effectively turning all of Q's entertainment against him. Especially that thrice damned high-tech mistletoe.

Scopophiliac by Shi_Toyu
[Loki/Tony Star]

Tony Stark has been receiving regular visits from a mysterious someone. They never talk, and Tony never sees them, but that doesn't stop him from putting on a show. It works out well...because that's exactly what they want. FrostIron. Porn with the vague semblance of plot. Really just porn. Enjoy!

Gold [Naruto, NC-17, NaruSasu]

Gold by Karasu.no.Kitsune

All it started off with was curiosity, then before he knew it, his feelings had gotten the better of him again, and Sasuke was everything and more to him. But his silence was anything but golden. AU Twoshot for NaruSasu day.

Okey. So its been forever since I read this but I kinda forget to publish this post. But here it is and the fic is still good and amazing and some shit like that. Yup.

Sasuke is mute and Naruto just wants him to say something. yeah. And i dont know if it cliche or not. Because almost in every fic Naruto tries to get a reaction out of Sasuke and sometimes its just a word or action or emotion or something and this one it is a word or at least a sound. But on the other hand I havent read any other fic where Sasuke is mute.. At least I dont remember any other fic.. So maybe its not.. Well. Anyways.

Naruto wants Sasuke to talk and he does everything he can but nothing seems to work out. Some point Sasukes friends gets enough and tells Naruto that Sasuke is mute and so Naruto finds a way talk to Sasuke and so on. They become the best friends ever and Naruto has some kinda crush on Sasuke and that goes so far as he kisses Sasuke but then Sasuke just leaves. Naruto tries to find him but when he finally does he doesnt know what to do or say and everything starts from the begin but this time its Sasuke who wants words out of Naruto.

But I really liked how they acted and how they changed and something along those lines. Yeaa.. Shit. I just can't remember what else I was suppose to say besides this is good and the writer has somehow gotten the whole mute thing there and been able to keep their bickering nature in there. So yea. Read and comment.

Radio Nowhere [Death Note, Mello/Matt, NC-17]

Radio Nowhere by ShinigamiMailJeevas

Out of everything in this situation, it was the silence that bothered him the most. Not a station on the radio, not even an emergency broadcast. No blood. No bodies. No nothing. It was as though everyone had simply... vanished.

A zombi fic that is actually good. Seriously. Whats there gonna be next ? I hope people just keep creating amazing fics such as this.

So basically one morning Matt wakes up and its pure silence everywhere and there are no humans anywhere either so he packs some stuff and goes to explore the dead world. Yea. Then he meets people, Mello and others, then there are zombies and other people and some crazines. 

But really. Even if this is mostly Matt and Mello trying to figure out whats happening and what to do next this is good. They mock zombie movies/tv-series/etc and it just doesnt feel stupid like most zombie stuff do. Okey. The whole "everyone has vanished over one night" thing sounds kinda unbeliveable but other than that. 

Maybe the only thing I didn't like was the time. At some point there was gone a year or something (if I remember correctly) but nothing mayor had happened to them over that time, it just felt like no time has passed even when a lot of time had passed. 

But you can ingore that part, at least I did. I just enjoyed the smart parts where they understood that cigarets smoke interviewed with zombies ability to smell and how they could detect who had gotten the infect and who didn't. I even liked the way too cliche ending. Yup.

So even if zombies aren't that much your thing I still recommend this. Because this doesn't even feel that much like horror fic, more like just a different (and more deathly) adventure fic. Read, comment and leave kudos. Thanks. 

British Sign Language For Dummies: How To Seduce Your Quartermaster [James Bond, James Bond/Q]

British Sign Language For Dummies: How To Seduce Your Quartermaster by IAmNotOneOfThem

Q spoke with his hands, his beautiful silent hands, and James tried to listen.

(Or in which Q is deaf, but is perfectly capable of working, and in which James tries to use his hands for something besides shooting.)

First thing that you need to know that this is still WIP. Second thing is probably how this is again one of those fics where Q has some kinda disability and I fell in love with the thing. The third thing... I have no idea anymore.

But the whole idea why I am actually blogging about this is because I have never really thought how different a story would be if one of the main characters were deaf. Because lets be honest, a fic gets a lot of energy out of the whole dialogue and its kinda important for a multichapter fic to actually keep the readers interested and so on.

What I wanna really say is that I never actually thought how you could keep readers interest in a fic where you have to describe every characters' hand movements and not have so much talking, except when there is explanation for those hand movements. Its like really nuts to read this and actually get hooked up with a fic where there literally is almost non existing amount of speaking.

I shouldn't forget the part where there are all the parts that makes other fics amazing and are seen in the dialogue (or whatever) and then ugh. Seriously. I just cant. They are signing their way out of the life and learn the language and use it and all the complications and shit. Seriously. I have no idea. Just read it. And comment and leave kudos and be happy. Im happy and thats enough right now.

Gunpowder Grey, Flashes of White [James Bond, James Bond/Q]

Gunpowder Grey, Flashes of White by oldamongdreams

It was Sherlock who first told Quentin that most people didn’t see Vivaldi as a never ending string of pale blue lines, the Prime Minister’s voice on the telly as a thick paint stroke of forest green, the sound of the traffic when they ventured into London as gunshot blasts of grey and red and orange.
(Or, the one where Q has Synaethesia)

Again one of these fics where Q has some kinda disability. Or maybe not so much disability but more like some annoying ability that disturbs his life more than you could first think. But other than that the whole seeing sounds as colours sounds kinda cool. Maybe a little bit a drag but cool none the less.

So. The whole fics point is probably how Q has learned to deal with that thing and how that ability has lead him to computers. And, in the end, how Bond reacts to Q's ability. Probably  I missed some important part of the fic but nah, less spoiling is always great.

The things I liked.... I have no idea. Everything probably. How Q is Q and deals with stuff. How Bond is Bond and Eve is Eve and so on. Everything. And maybe that is enough this time. Hope so at least.

Sleep Until the Sun Goes Down [Avengers, Loki/Tony Stark, Nc-17]

Sleep Until the Sun Goes Down by Schadenfreudessa

It’s been twenty years since anyone on Midgard has seen Loki the former super-villain. More importantly, it’s been twenty years since Tony Stark has seen Loki, his former lover. But now Thor’s invited all his Avenger buddies up to Asgard for the thunder god’s impending coronation, and how could any of them turn that down. Even if it means being faced with long buried feelings and a painful past for Tony, he’s not going to let that stop him. Besides, Loki made it very clear how he felt before, so why should there be anything to worry about now?

Lets start with other parings mentioned but not important for the plot... Wait. No. Some are important in some way but not like if you dont like it wont actually disturb the whole FrostIron theme. Yea. And now it makes pretty much no sense to even have mentioned that but whatever. Sometimes just have tell all parings so I don't seem like I'm forgetting all the important stuff.

The fic itself is fucking amazing. I have probably cried a little bit too much (and I still have like a chapter or three left) and I have totally fallen in love with the mortality stuff in this fic. Because Tony is mortal and finally it is showing or more like it is finally a really big part of the whole story and it is an issue in their relationship. And its just not the mortality thing, its also how Tony understands how he is not going to live forever and how he really is getting old and all the injuries and his not so good style of living.

Probably the whole fics theme could be that this was Tony before and then Loki happened and now Tony is this person and he is old and feeling all those things that come with age. Yea. Sounds pretty good.

Of course we can't forget all the small details how Loki did good in the end and ended to peoples' good side in the end. Maybe we should also talk about how everyone just seems to love Loki now. Even Sif. There is story behind that but for that you have to read the fic and you won't get dissapointed for that.

This is one of those fics were everything just makes sense and is finally wrapping some stuff up without being a big, ugly mess. Yea. Thats it. Read it.

Ou. And there is some incredible drawings in the middle of the story. Check them out also.

Separate Sides [Tokio Hotel, TB]

Separate Sides by Subtlemagic

Of course he would see Tom, he saw Tom wherever he went. Even looking in a mirror Bill couldn’t help but try to imagine it was Tom. He felt lost without his twin, and despite the fact that they both should have really gotten over this by now, that they should have both grown up and grown away from this obsession over the fact that they were identical twins, two halves of the same whole, Bill had somehow not been able to let it go.

And clearly, looking at the scene before him, neither had Tom.

For the FQF 2013

Sometimes I have this lightbulb that this is how things actually could go and this is one of those. Maybe this isn't one of the prettiest ones that there is but this is one of the most realistic ones. This is also one of those that hasn't got enough credit and thats what I am doing right now.

The summary says all there is to say expect how real and good the description about Bill's feelings was. It showed all the different sides of the whole thing and how Bill's own opinion changed over time and, most of all, how time and patience can do wonders on people. Yea.

And of course the whole thing just showed you how important enough sleep is. So. Read it and comment and be happy about it.

Avengers: Casual Affair [The Avengers, Loki/Tony Stark, Nc-17]

Avengers: Casual Affair by IBegToDreamAndDiffer

Tony met Loki before; before he was Iron Man, before he was kidnapped, before he tried to be a hero. Loki was just a man after weapons, a man who could match Tony for intelligence, wit, and insatiability; a casual affair. But then Iron Man happened; Tony chose his suits over Loki. And, despite what Loki told himself, he cared more for the mortal than he ever should have. Fast-forward a year, and Loki is back, this time on SHIELD's radar. Tony has one last chance to choose; Iron Man or Loki.

Starting with the ending sounds great, right? Because this really ends with everything open expect Loki and Tony's relationship. Well, maybe even that leaves some kinda questions and is still kinda open ending. But still amazin ending. Seriously. And I didn't even spoil it which is even more great.

Okey. But seriously. The thing I first fell in love was the whole describtion about power in the second chapter. It was just so awesome with how people use it and are used to it and all. And still, after the whole fic, that power thing is still one of the best parts of the whole fic.

The main idea of the fic still is that Tony is trying to decide whether he wants to be with Loki or not and the chapters are happening in past and in the present. Yea. Pretty same theme that in the next FrostIron fic I'm gonna rant about. And and and. yeaaa....

I don't know what else to say. This is a little bit different with all that "they have known before but now the life brings them back and lets see if they get together again" plot. But not bad. The idea is actually good and gives a different shade to the whole fic, makes their story even more intersting, if you can say so. So. Go and read. Seriously. Read this.

Thirtytwo [Tokio Hotel, Tom/Bill, NC-17]

Thirtytwo by Lily

Everything is about to change...

En nyt muista oonko kirjottanu tän sarjan aikasemmista ficeistä, Seventeen ja Twentyseven, enkä nyt jaksa ettiikään. Mutta jos oon, niin linkitän jossain välissä linkit tonne alas toisiin blogiteksteihin ja päivitän niitten linkit. Jebs.

Mut kuitenkin. Jos et oo lukenu aikasempia osia, niin alota tosta Seventeen ja sitte Twentyseven koska tästä ei varmaan ymmärrä mitään ilman noita kahta muuta ficciä. Tää on siis suoraan jatkoa ja tapahtumat tapahtuu viis vuotta Twentysevenin jälkeen, jollon Tom on siis 32. Jebs. Joo.

Itse ficciin kuitenkin. Tom ja Bill on menny naimisiin, Tomilla on lapsi parhaan kaverinsa kanssa, Joel on kuollut ja sillee. Eka asia mikä koko höskästä mulle tuli et tää on pelkkää daddy issues kamaa ja et eiks onnellinen loppu olis ollu tarpeeks. Mutta sit ku tätä luki niin kaikki vaan alko tuntua paremmalta ja et tää oikeesti toi monta asiaa enemmän päätökseen, eikä vaan jääny siihen et nyt nää kaks voi alottaa suhteensa ihan virallisesti ja oikeesti olla onnellisia.

Silti Tomin ja Billin avioliitto ei oo maailman hienoin ja ihanin ja pumpuliin kääritty, se on enemmän tulen kanssa leikkimistä ja paljon yhteen ottamista. Mut se on ehkä silti paras osa koko ficistä. Alussa kaiken kuvittelee olevan Billin syytä ja että Bill nyt vaan on vaikee ihmine mut sit lopussa näkee jo et ehkä asioilla on enemmän kun se yks totuus.

Kaiken lisäks mä rakastuin tohon millase päätöksen Karoline sai täs tarinas. Vaikka mä veikkaan et moni on sellattiin, et miks, ei näin, ei tälläst, niin mun mielest siit tuli jotenkin peacefull lopetus. Kaikki sai tietyllä tavalla rauhan, vaikka jäikin arpia ja monta muuta surullista asiaa. Ja jotenkin Karolinen lopetus tuntu täydentävän tän ficin omalla tavallaan, ainakin tälläne fiilis mulle jäi.

Voisin ehkä silti sanoa et paras osuus oli kuinka mä en osannu ikinä päättää päässäni et mikä tää ficci oikeesti on. Tää meni laidasta laitaan ja mun mielipide vaihtu ja niin edelleen. Mikä teki tästä ficistä todellakin lukemisen arvosen, eikä todellakaan jättäny tätä kahden niin mahtavan edeltäjän varjoon. Todellakin jokasen ajan arvonen ja rakkaus. Joten mee, lue ja kommentoi, Lily ansaitsee sen koko tän suuren projektin jälkeen.

// edit. blog entry ficistä Seventeen

Rock 'n' Roll Queer Bar [Supernatural, series, Castiel/Dean Winchester, Jessica Moore/Sam Winchester, NC17]

Rock 'n' Roll Queer Bar by ChasingRabbits

Ellen and Jo Harvelle run Harvelle's Roadhouse, a bar that unintentionally becomes a beacon for wayward queer souls.
Her employees: Dean, the smartass runaway with a big heart and bigger mouth; Castiel, the college drop-out turned hippie; his (surprisingly heterosexual) trouble-making brother Gabriel; and Charlie, who has been told several times that the back room is not to be used for after-hours Dungeons & Dragons games.

But there's a lot of love in this place, and a new family for anyone who may otherwise be without.

I have probably said this before but I don't normally blog about about series. And because everything needs at least that one exception this is gonna be one of those. (This also contains lots of other parings but those two seemed the most important ones.)

Okey. But seriously. Dean runs away from home and gets a new home, new mom (Ellen) and a sister he never had (Jo). Part of the reason why he ran away was shitty dad and shitty life but Dean still feels bad about running away and getting an actual life while leaving Sam behind. And now I have to admit that I haven't read the first oneshot in this series, the one that is mosty Sam dealing with never seeing Dean again (or something like that).

Still the biggest part of this whole thing is to understand Dean's problems with himself. Nothing in his life is really that easy even when he actually was fucking lucky after he run away from John and Sam. And I really wanna give lots of credit how well all that pain and insecure shows on Dean and how he deal with that stuff almost all the time. There are also parts where Dean is the happiest person on Earh (those are the parts where Cas is with him and so on).

I also wanna praise how well Cas is written in all this. Even if he is high as kitten or a little bit out of the real world sometimes. He still is a human with problems and life. Cas just feels so real like Dean does and they are perfect in this for each other and they help each other and shit. Ofc they fight and shit but its also awesomly written. They fight over small things and big things and no things at all. They are human. Every single character in this series feels like human. And there are no words to say how great experience it all was to read. Seriously. Totally worth your time, even when all the oneshots are pretty much 10 000+ words.

High Voltage [James Bond, James Bond/Q, NC-17]

High Voltage by Macx

James Bond defies death on a regular basis. He comes back from the dead again and again. And each time something inside him dies. The darkness is growing and getting hungrier. Violence and blood and beautiful women, it is all an equation that can have one outcome. It is what makes him such a damned good agent.
M knew it. Then she died.
And Bond discovers that maybe, just maybe, she knew what she was doing when she gave him Q as his handler. This could be the solution, but it could also be the worst idea ever because the hunger and the need are growing and Q seems to be where his primal side, the predator he is, calms down.
Yes, it could be the solution. Or a catastrophy in the making that would tear them both to pieces.

I never really know what to think about fics where the characters have some kinda extraordinary (did i spell that righ?) powers. Doesn't matter what those powers are or if they are vampires or such. I just never know. But i didn't actually think any of that when I opened this one. I was just okey, this sounds interesting and lets read it. And when I still remember, this is first part of the series Firewall, I have only read this but I'm gonna guess and say the rest is probably as good as this is.

But back to the fic itself. There are supernatural powers like technopath and and and more weird things but I think technopath is probably the weirdest one (they have the ability to take control of any device there is and understand those and shit like that). Of course Q is technopath and Bond is something as well but I think Im gonna spoil all the fun if i tell you whick one he is.

But the point of whole fic is how they balance with their extraordinary powers (seriously I have no idea how to write that word so comment if I wrote it wrong). Q is in need of an anchor and so is Bond, kinda or something like that. At least something that will help them to control their power without it destroying them.

And that is the part I loved. They aren't masters of the powers, they can't control all that even when they try their hardest. The powers just wants to take them over and destroy them. The powers have their own mind and that mind isn't the person's mind. This is also why this is so different from other power fics because no one here is perfect and thats how life goes. It makes this more real and better and all that.

Totally worth of your time even if you aren't into the whole supernatural world or shit.

Good PWP Oneshots part 3 [Tokio Hotel, James Bond, Death Note]

And here comes part three. Read and comment the fics (maybe leave kudos) and maybe suggest your own favorite PWP oneshot down to the comments. Thanks.

Down On You by EngelTraumer
[Tom/Bill]

Tom is going to do his brother's pretty little mouth so good

Marking Territory by Canni
[Tom/Bill]

Bill keeps talking about the perfect girl.
Tom thinks he might have to show Bill who he belongs to.

“So you’re looking for the perfect girl?
She should really see you now.
Lusting for your brother to fuck you, what will the fans think!?”

Equanimity by Resonant
[James Bond/Q]

"As I never know when someone might try to push my buttons, I find it useful to know where they are."

Distraction by JRPendragon
[Mello/Matt]

The thing is, Mello’s an Alpha. Matt knew it even before they hit puberty. In the way he commands a room, owns everything and everyone, never backs down, has a quick temper, is a born leader. Hell, he’s textbook Alpha.

Matt, not so much so.

Beta!Mello/Alpha!Matt, because subversion is hot. And Death Note fandom was lacking in knotting fic.

Viewfinder - pilot by SymbioticAntithesis
[Mello/Matt]

Mail "Matt" Jeevas, a freelance photographer is hired by the NPA to capture the illustrious and mysterious gang leader Mello on camera but Matt may be getting more than he bargained for . . .

Playing Dirty by Jenwryn
 [Mello/Matt]

Matt's a good driver, really, but sometimes Mello's distractions are just a little bit too much...

He lied to me about death by snoozingkitten
[James Bond/Q]

Q comes to see Bond in Macau to deliver intel and catches him shaving.

Property of James Bond by flowertrash
[James Bond/Q]

If Q limps a bit when he comes into the office that morning...well no one says anything.

The Hunter's Green [Avengers, Loki/Tony Stark]

The Hunter's Green by lucius_complex

Nobody is quite sure who is more eager for Loki’s coronation; the crown prince of Jötunheimr, so he can finally get rid of the tiresome migardian advisor that his father had foisted on him, or said advisor himself, so he can finally go home.

Okey. Haven't even read this yet but whatever. Someone suggested this one on tumblr and so why the fuck no. Ou. So the link to tumblr is here and yea.

So. Where to start? Maybe the ending. Yea. I didn't expect that to happen or even Tony's reasoning there. It felt good and understandable and good. And the whole story to that point was all about Tony spending the last week in Jötunheimr and how he would miss the place. Then there was beautiful ceremony and lots of politics and spoiled Loki.

But I don't know. I have no idea what to say. This was so different than anything I have read in a really long time and it was just good to read something like this. So go and read and comment and leave kudos. This is worth its.

The Photograph [The Avengers]

The Photograph by copperbadge

Steve had body-modesty trained out of him in boot camp, and apparently his attitude is infectious.

I have no words. Literally. None. And maybe thats enough. I hope so.

My Little Brother [Tokio Hotel, Tom/Bill, NC-17]

My Little Brother by firelucy

Tom loves his brother, Bill is everything to him. And of course Bill loves him back, even though Tom can sometimes get a little intense. What Bill doesn’t know is that Tom craves more. But Bill, Bill is too innocent to see and being the older brother Tom would never, ever hurt his twin by telling him. Tom really, really loves his little brother…

I have read this probably over 100 times already and I still can't not to read this. This is just good. Seriously just good.

But the plot is all about how they are so fucking in love with each other but are too afraid to tell each other. Their relationship is almost dating already, they just haven't admitted it to each other yet, or to themselves. Okey. Maybe there are couple misunderstanding and really stupid ones but in this one those things actually don't matter that much. Those things just makes them more human than before.

Still. The best part of this is the begining of every chapter. There is Tom telling how much he loves Bill and its all sappy and shit like that but those parts are just pure gold. I don't think I have ever read anything that contains so much love as those little parts. And thats it.

What I don't like in this one... Mostly probably the part how Tom treats Bill such a child in his head. Bill is just innocent and doesn't understand what he is doing or things like in Tom's head. Maybe it is all that brotherly love or shit like that but sometimes it just goes overboard. It's not bad thing because it makes the whole fic have more sense and not feel so stupid (and makes the misunderstandings actually tolerable) but its not something I really like in this one. Thats it.

All in all this is still good. Don't dismiss that. Just read it.  

Ordinary Numbers [James Bond, James bond/Q]

Ordinary Numbers by BootsnBlossoms & Kryptaria

More than anything, Mike Taylor wanted to be ordinary. Being a genius, he learned early in life, meant people expected too much. A career at the MI6 Help Desk seemed the perfect way to guarantee a lifetime of obscurity, until he got a very unusual tech support call.

I'm sitting on the floor and avoiding the summer heat and all I can actually think is how I fucking hate fanfiction. Not because it's bad or shitty or something like that. Because sometimes, when you find something seriously beautiful, perfect, awesome piece you just can't believe it first. In this case I mostly hated the whole fic in the beging. Normally I wouldn't even bother with things I can't stand in the beging but Im bored, its way too warm to be doing anything, been reading GoT the whole day and it pisses me off because its so long and this piece just came agross to me.

But to be honest I'm seriously gonna start with the things I don't like. I didn't like the beging, I didn't like part of their actions together in the beging, I didn't like the whole gift thing in the beging (fuck, I couldn't even fucking understand the whole things) and least I couldn't understand what the fuck was the point of this whole thing.

But now. I'm not done with this fic but it all starts to make more sense and seems more and more intersting. I'm kinda waiting for some things to happen from the movie (if you haven't watched the Skyfall, you probably shouldn't be reading this, watch the movie first). In alltogether I'm waiting for their first meeting and yea. But the most important part is that I actually like everything about this fic right now. Like fucking seriously. I love their talks and storytelling and how it all comes together. Shit just don't happen without reason or shit like that.

Okey. Lets be honest. I think I saw one technical error there, something to do with computers and that but I can't remember what it was and it wasn't anything that important. There was actually one part of cars that actually probably couldn't have worked but whatever. And that actually reminds me of the best part of the fic. I don't I have read any technology freek fic that I actually thought someone who don't know shit about computers could even read. They talk about computers but the side, snarky comments are actually more fun and keeps you intrested while the more technical shit goes there on the background. Yea.

So. In the end I actually can't say a one bad word about this one. Not yet at least. Still haven't finished but I have a good feeling right and I have loved both author's work this far so I don't think I will hate this in the end either. So go and fucking read it.

Good PWP Oneshots part 2 [Harry Potter, James Bond, Avengers, Supernatural]

If there is part 1 theres gotta be part 2. So yea. Thinking about just posting all the good pwps the last day of every month I get a full list. Sounds awesome, right ? Yup. And still comment if you wanna give people more reasons to read these and, if you havent read these before, read and comment (or leave kudos).

Who Shagged Harry Potter? by Faith Wood (faithwood)
[Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy]

One beautiful sunny Sunday the Slytherins wake up after a raunchy night only to discover a very naked Harry Potter sleeping in their dormitory. Naturally, they ask themselves a logical question: Who the hell shagged him?

Decompression by Desdemon
[James Bond/Q]

“I’m going to make a mess of you,” Bond promises him, removing the glasses carefully from his face and folding them up. “I’m going to fucking take you apart, Q, until you’re sobbing for it.”

not enough by kiyala
[James Bond/Q]

Q should know better than to sleep with professors. Especially when it's Professor Bond. He really should.

Sigh No More by ohfreckle
[James Bond/Q]

“Focus, Mr. Bond,” Q says, and how the bloody hell is he still in possession of his full faculties. James is slowly losing his mind with the way Q circles his hips, the crease of his arse moving over James’s cock in a filthy slide that makes James sweat and leak into his trousers as if he’s the boy here and not Q.

It dawns on him with sudden clarity that the sole purpose of Q’s existence is to torment him in every way possible.

The Avengers meeting both Tony and Loki came by melonbutterfly
[Loki/Tony Stark]

There are some meetings Tony doesn't bother attending. And then there is that meeting Tony accidentally attends in a manner nobody quite intends.

Make You Mine by Honey_Bee80
[Castiel/Dean Winchester]

Dean needed an extra elective so he ends up in Bobby's history class. Except dammit he's late and where is his pencil and for the love of God what is that amazing smell?

Lost bet by BrandiChampane
[Castiel/Dean Winchester]

Cas lost a bet

Bowlegs Aren't Really My Thing by wannaliveindeansdimples
[Castiel/Dean Winchester]

Cas meets Dean in a bar and he's impressed by his looks, but not his attitude. Once he takes him down a peg, though, he's more than willing to find out if Dean can live up to his boasting.

Quick and Angry by badwolfbadwolf
[James Bond/Q]

Q wondered if he would do it again, let Bond fuck him and then leave like it was nothing. But he knew the answer to that. Of course he would. And he hated himself for it.

Once Upon A Time, Yesterday [Harry Potter, Harry/Draco, NC-17]

Once Upon A Time, Yesterday by Femme (femmequixotic)

"You've always been obsessed with Malfoy, Harry. That should probably tell you something."

Different is the word Im gonna use a lot in this blog entry. It is probably the only word I can think about to describle this one. Of course there are some cliches from other HP fictions (like how everyone has paired off with each other and things like that) but the setting and the plot makes it all different.

Harry and Draco are 40-and-something and they have kids and ex-wife and a dead wife and lots of life experience. But they haven't gotten over their love affair over 20 years ago (or at least Harry isn't but I believe Draco is the same) and now at Ginny's second wedding it all comes back to Harry. So. The whole story is how Harry is so in love with Draco but cant or dont know how to admit the fact to himself. And they dance around it and shit like that.

But the reasons why I love this so much. First of all how this happens a way after Harry and Ginny have broken up and they have figured their life again and everything is actually pretty good in their life. There is not shitty break ups or other stupid drama like that in their life (the kids are totally different matter but who the fuck gives a shit, still different).

The second thing would be how Harry is somehow messed up but not like really, really bad way. His life is pretty good and he isn't unhappy, he just content, probably. But there isnt anything life altering shit going on in their lifes. This is just a part from where Harry finally finds one part of himself that he lost somewhere along the road. And that is good. Really, really good.

So. What I really wanna say is that you open this fic and at least read the couple first sentences. They are good and awesome and pure gold. Yup.

Where We Lie [Avengers, Loki/Tony Stark, NC-17]

Where We Lie by Runic

He had been Tony Stark: genius, billionaire, Iron Man, the lover of a god. Now the simulation had ended and he had woken up. Now he had to go back to being Tony Stark: the engineering professor with a suburban two story house, PT Cruiser, a cat, and a failed marriage.

Okey.. I need to give you some reason to read this.. I just dont know. Really.

This isnt anything fantastic or special (except the plot maybe) and the writing isn't that special or different, but this ain't bad either. This is good, just not perfect (well nothing is perfect but you get the point). And that is the problem.

Okey. Maybe the way the fic ended or built the whole ending scene is special and good and really, really different. And that could be possibly the only reason to read this. The journey to that point is also really good so you wouldn't be wasting your time.

So. Do I really have to say that this fic is above the whle average thing but ain't anything really special.. ? I don't wanna say that. Seriously. So. Okey. You can decide that. Comment below, anything you want about the fic, is it good or bad and why. Because I don't seriously know.

Ou. You probably wanna know something about the plot. Well. Tony "travels" in two different univers and he doesn't actually know which one is real. In the other one he is happy with Loki and in the other one he is just about to take a divorce from Loki. So its mostly about how Tony tries to understand which one is real and how he can fix things in the other universe and make his life better in case it is the right one.

Yeaa. So comments, please. He.

Of cologne, alcohol and why the hell aren't you wearing a suit today [James Bond, James Bond/Q]

Of cologne, alcohol and why the hell aren't you wearing a suit today by IAmNotOneOfThem

He recognised Eve by her hair, and by her skin, the way she radiated warmth and mostly smelled of cupcakes when she came down to Q-branch. He knew M by the way he walked, and he had known the old M by her body posture. Bond smelled of cologne, the faint scent of alcohol, and he always wore suits.

Faces, Q thought, were nothing but a social convention, and he could very well survive without them, thank you.

(Or in which Q suffers from Prosopagnosia, but he doesn't really suffer because of it)

Im getting addicted to this fics where they have some kinda "illness" or "disability" or whatever is the right word. The only problem is I have no idea what word I should be using about that special need. Because, lets be honest, every single word sounds kinda disgrading and making the whole person look like they are below other people.

But the whole thing is about how Q has prosopagnosia and how he survives with it through his life. And this is actually a series but Im too lazy to link all the urls but I think everyone can find the series links if they want. Yeaa. So the other parts are about the same thing but I seriously hope you are smart enough to find them on your own, yeb.

Still the whole point, the reason why I loved this one so much (or why I love these kinda fics so much) is because they actually make you understand that whole "illness" better (still not sure about that word) and I get this whole feeling that thats how they survive and recognise people. I can be wrong, the writers can be wrong but that is just how I feel.

Okey. Maybe there is one other reason which is all about how the characters aren't so perfect when they have this kinda "disability" or something because they have to fight to survive normal things in life and they don't get things free. Like how Q can just forget people because he can't remember faces or how he didn't recognice Bond in different clothes. Small things that somehow are bigger than life. Yea. I love that. Seriously.

What Im asking is that you give change to this fic too and see all the things I loved about this because totally worth it. Seriously. Read this.

tirami sù [James Bond, James Bond/Q, NC-17]

tirami sù by fangirlflail

James runs a tight operation at Skyfall, Chicago’s finest steakhouse. So when his niece and new sous-chef turn everything upside down...

I can kinda sum this hole thing up with the word different. Because, first of all, Vesper isn't James' ex or the dead love of his live or any shit like that, second of all, this has nothing to with UK, like fucking seriously, this is all happening in USA (Boston) and the the third thing is how they are all working for a restaurant. Yep. So the word today is different.

Now when I really think about it, there isn't so many AU fics where they don't at least have some part of them working for UK goverment (or something like that). I have spent the last two months reading mostly only James Bond fiction and this is probably the third fic with different world and background. No kidding.

But to be serious after that. I don't wanna say that this is awesome and perfect and shit like that because neither one of those were the reasons why I even finished the whole thing. I just got addicted how the people were reacting to each other and the reasoning behind their reactions. Q isn't just Q because his name starts with Q and thats it. There is reason why his nickname is Q and why he prefers it over his name.

There are also all the things James has to come together and understand and the whole pareting thing. It all just feels like this is what the life could be. Mistakes, errors, learning, trying to find the middle ground and then probably something that someone could call happiness. Yea. And I really liked all about that. I also liked how Vesper just didn't get over her mom's dead like that but it was slow progress and it showed.

And thats it. Thats the fic and the things I liked. Now read it. Yup.

Identity [James Bond, James Bond7Q]

Identity by Jen (ConsultingWriters)

Q, the Quartermaster of MI6, has dissociative identity disorder.

Okey. Seriously. This hole thing I have about fics about different disorders is getting fucking ridiculous. Because seriously. These are just way too good.

So Q has a lot of different identities or personalities or what the fuck is the right word and Bond wants to date him but it's not as simple as that. The whole thing is pretty much how Bond discovered all Q's different personas (is that the right word?) and how he fell in love with every single one of those. Yea.

And its good cus every persona has its own problems (Bond can't have deep conversations with Xavier cus that is not how he works, the kids are nice and actually act like kids do and so on). And on top of that Q has his own problems too. So pretty much just Bond trying to understand how Q works and doing marvelous job with it. So read it. Seriously.

A Promise to M [James Bond, James Bond/Q]

A Promise to M by LadyRa

As M lies dying in Bond's arms, she makes him promise her something. As Bond tries to honor her request, he discovers a black cat, magic, and an unexpected future he could have never imagined.

Supernatural with information.. Totally my favorite kinda supernatural if I have to choose.

So. M is dead and no one knows how is gonna be next M and the whole MI6 in chaos and all Bond has is this bloody ceramic dog. He does some thinking and then Alec gets involved and then there is this weird guy in the middle of the forest.

I don't know if this is spoiling or something (do I have to put spoiler alert here ? probably. so spoiler alert starts here, skip if you think you are going to read the fic but don't wanna know that much about the fic ) but I really, really liked how Q's ability was to understand everything, know everything and how he had to bond to share that information with someone. The bonding was probably kinda predictable but not bad. Then how he didn't wanna it to end to wrong hands but wanted to have peace and help people, like help the world get peace. (spoiler alert ends here)

And then James. He was just so James. So loyal and still affraid of commiting. This one had probably the best version of James I have read. Like seriously. So. Im really, really gonna ask you to go to read this and left kudos and comments and all because this one deserves it. Seriously.

The Story of You and Me [Supernatural, Castiel/Dean Winchester, NC-17]

The Story of You and Me by the_diggler

Dean wakes up in bed next to a very human Castiel, and a journal in his own handwriting that tells him it’s two years in the future. The house looks a lot like Bobby’s, and Sam lives there too… He just can’t remember how they got from angels falling in the sky – to comfortable domesticity.

While there is much in the journal Dean doesn’t remember, there is much of their story he’s always known. And as he settles into the routine of his new life and relationship with Castiel, it quickly becomes something he doesn’t know how to live without.

(Written for DCBB 2013. WARNING: There are fic SPOILERS in the comments.)

Where to start? No idea. Okey. Maybe Im gonna start with the fact that I had just finished watching the 8th season of Spn when I found this one. So it was kinda funny, nice or something to read this after that. Yea. And the second fact I wanna add is how you can guess what happens in this one but it doesn't bother or isnt anything bad for the fic. Its more like the good part of the whole fic. Yea.

Okey. So the whole thing s all about how Dean doesn't remember what happened and tries to understand how their life got to the point where it is right then. Sam tries to help and Cas is just there being Cas. Seriously. Cas is just so Cas sometimes (at least in the beging). But ofc there are things Dean just can't let pass and wants to investigate which is good and bad and stuff happens. After that.. Well read the fic if you wanna know.

 It's kinda hard for me to say what I liked in this one the most. Maybe that you could kinda guess what is gonna happen next or the ending how they reacted to the happenings. Or probably this was just that good that I can't point one single thing to be the best thing. And I hope that tells you enough of the whole thing because thats pretty much all I can say. Like really. So go and read this.

Sigh No More [James Bond, James Bond/Q]

Sigh No More by dhampir72

Bond wants nothing more than for someone, just once, to be waiting for him at the airport when he returns home.

This is different, like really, really different. This isnt about how these two get together or decide to be together. This is more like how these two need each other to function, to find a reason to keep living. And I can't find any better way to describle the whole fic.

The other part of this is character grow and how they figure things about themselves and about each other and how they try to understand all the information they are getting from each other. After that the whole fic and everyone in it are just so fragile and in so bad place without knowing how to get out of there. Really.

In the beging it is all about how Q can help Bond but in the end it is also about how Bond can help Q and the circle closes and begings all over again with different setting. Yea. Kinda. But kinda no. I don't know how to explain this one. This is just so out of ordinary fics where they fall in love, get together and are happily (or not) together the rest of their lifes (or until the other dies). One way could be saying that everyone thinks they are together but they aren't cuz they couldn't handle being together. Yea.

But you can still guess the ending and all that. Still the reason to read this is because this is so different to compared to other fics that that should be reason enough. Yup. Just read it. Its only about 20 000 words, no biggie. He.

This train terminates at Edgware [James Bond, James Bond/Q, Moneypenny/Q, James Bond/Eve Moneypenny/Q, Q/OC]

This train terminates at Edgware by 8611

Adam meets Q on their first day of secondary school, and their story starts from there.

Okey. Have to admit the summary isn't the most exciting in the whole world but ignore it. It is good and describles the fic well so fuck it. The more important part is that Adam (OMC) is kinda the storyteller in this one and... yeaa.

But seriously. If I ever wanted to write a good story, like really good story, I would try to write something like this but never really succees because Im not just that good writer. So. This isn't some straight forward fic where the plot starts at one point and goes straight forward until the end. This is more like how the narrator remembers the story. It is kinda jumpy but good jumpy, like awesome jumpy.

And...

I really love it when you know the story that the narrator doesn't know. You know what Q does for living and who James and Eve are. You know lots of other things as well. And it is finally awesome to see how other people would see the whole thing between those three. How others try to understand the whole world they are living in.

Adam only makes it better because he knows Q, has known him almost their whole lifes but he just doesnt know everything and doesnt ask about it. He just is there for Q like any best friend would be and thats just pretty perfect. Yea. Probably thats the whole point in the fic but whatever. This is good, way too good and you have to read it even if you don't like the whole Bond/Eve/Q thing (its just a minor thing there nothing that big or important).

So. Go and read it.

the sheer lack of professionalism [James Bond, James Bond/Q]

the sheer lack of professionalism by scioscribe
German translate: the sheer lack of professionalism by PartTime_Irish
Russian translate: the sheer lack of professionalism by Maria_DeLarge

Q rolled his eyes. “Oh, there are just bloody wheels within wheels to it, aren’t there, this kidnapping business? Really, you should give it up. You’re not cut out for it. Think about it, your first time out, and you pinch a national intelligence treasure and ask his MI6 boyfriend for ransom. It isn’t very promising, is it?”

This is probably the closest fic to crack I will ever really, really like. It may not have funny stuff in it but it has sarcasm and irony and seriously those are the things I love in crack fics when I even try to read the crack fics. Yea. And ofc its the hardest thing to write without it being total shit.

So.. The summary tells it all. Q gets kidnapped and can't keep his mouth shut without even mentioning how he really got kidnapped by couple of idiots. Like fucking seriously. And then the whole thing is just sassy and snarky comments. Like seriously.

And thats probably all I have to say about this one. Because this is good, really good crack and how the fuck you can even blog about crack when you are just suppose to read it and probably die at the ending (if it was good). Yea. So go fucking read it.

therunawaypen [fanfic writer]

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I know I don't normally blog about fanfic writers. I can be fan and things like that blogging about a one, specific writer without at least one fic there to be commented at least has actually never even crossed my mind before therunawaypen.

Actually. I tried to blog about one of their fic but I have no idea what to say. They write just something that you would never guess you could be reading. And on top of that they write a lot, like almost 200 fics right now and thats a lot. A frigging lot.

The best part about those 200 fics is that as far as I have read I haven't found one that I didn't like. Like seriously. So go check uot their fics and comment them and yea.

Written in the Scars on Our Hearts [Supernatural, Castiel/Dean Winchester, Balthazar/Castiel, NC-17]

Written in the Scars on Our Hearts by elizaye

Dean's... content. He's single, and he'll probably stay that way for the rest of his life. He screwed up his relationship with Cas, fucked up badly enough that no one in their right mind would take him back, and really, Dean's already stupidly lucky that he's allowed to see Ariel at all, let alone have her over at his place every other weekend. It's more than he deserves, but hell, he's not about to give it up. He's accepted the consequences for his actions, and he's content. At least, he thinks he is.

Okey. I think Im gonna be a little bit more okey with the alpha/beta/omega fics (is there a one single word for this thing or am I just suppose to call these alpha/beta/omega fics ? please, enlight me) but I still kinda hate listing all the parings in Supernatural fics because the names are just so long and there are always million parings and shit like that. So there are mentions about other parings but they didnt seem so important so yea.

Anyways, the fic... This is probably the first a/b/o fic where there is actually something happening except the whole these two are getting together and then some tragic happens. This is more like something shit happened in past (I have actually no idea what that shit was but yeaa, some questions are always fun left open) and how they have built their life after that. And in all that this is more like how the whole a/b/o world fucks with someone being an ex and how they were mated and shit like that.

So. Definitely the best part of the whole fic is the whole world around the characters. How the whole a/b/o world works and the politics (at least in work enviroment politics and little bit outside of that). It was just good how well it was all thought and shit like that. For example Cas had trouble finding job cuz he was omega and omegas were suppose to be home with kids.

On the other hand there was the whole story how those two had history and how they were working with it and the fic wasn't about how two people met and fell in love or how two best friends fell in love (or finally admitted themselves they were in love). Of course there was pain and other hurtfull feelings but seriously, you can't read a fic without them. So suck it up.

And then there is this.. before part Keep on Rollin' but I haven't had the time to read it yet and it will take me some time to get that far. But Im still gonna say that you have to read it and thats it. Ha.

The Mating Dance of Wolf and Fox [James Bond, James Bond/Q]

The Mating Dance of Wolf and Fox by epithalamium & TheCatOnTheMoon

In which Moneypenny despairs of her boys, no one in MI6 is the least bit sane, Bond complains to HR about MI6's workplace policies, Q insists that he is not a fainting maiden, and he might have to sleep with 007.

Strictly for professional purposes, of course.

Normally I hate all kinds of dialogue. They are normally boring, awkward, ill written or just plain stupid. But not in this one. The dialogue is the only reason why I read the whole thing (and slept only like five hours last night).

The whole thing is all about sarcasm and probably understanding that other. No. Scratch that. No one understands the others in this whole fic. Thats it. They don't talk, they just mock and are idiots. Thats it. But the best part is all that sarcasm and the dialogue and it doesnt even matter if this has 22 000 words or something. This is pure gold. Yea.

Don't read this if you wanna read something sappy or shit. Read this if you wanna read good sarcasm and wanna suffer misunderstandings and subborness. Nothing else. Thats it. And I loved every bit of this.

The Marketplace [James Bond, James Bond/Q, James Bond/Alec Trevelyan, James Bond/Q/Alec Trevelyan, Nc-17, bdsm]

The Marketplace -series by BootsnBlossoms & Kryptaria

In Name Only by BootsnBlossoms & Kryptaria

Beyond the world of BDSM clubs and fetish communities lies the Marketplace — a secret society of consensual slavery and service.

During an MI6 investigation into black market sales of Ministry of Defence assets, James Bond discovers what he believes to be a human trafficking ring called the Marketplace. He infiltrates the organisation as a buyer, but remains focused on his goal: follow the money trail.

On a private Marketplace cruise, one slave for auction catches Bond by surprise. Q is brilliant, ethereally beautiful, and vulnerable. Bond is instantly drawn to him, and he resolves to take down the Marketplace and rescue Q. What Bond doesn’t realise, though, is that Q is right where he wants to be.

Bound by Contract by BootsnBlossoms & Kryptaria

The need is simple: Bond wants his body taken care of at work and his soul taken care of at home. But relationships are complicated, even with a contract outlining each party’s role and expectations.

Add in unfamiliar power dynamics, international espionage, an assassin out for revenge, family troubles, and the occasional kitchen fire, and the challenges might be enough to overwhelm even two secret agents and a genius submissive.

There are things I dont read even when I would really like to read them just because why the fuck not. So. These are that kinda fics. And now I dont really know if my own boundaries of what I dont read (just because of reasons) have been blurred into some kinda smoky shit or if this was just that good that I just had to read this. Okey. This was that good. Literally. But right now that fact is way besides the point.

But okey. This is a crossover, even when I dont mention it anywhere, the other fandom is The Marketplace bookseries. Google it if you are intrested but I have no idea about the whole series (except what I read in this fic). And I kinda would like to add there somewhere of warning of violence but because the authors havent done that anywhere it doesnt seem so major. Probably because all the violence that happens isnt portrayed that closely so yeaa. Just saying that this isnt altogether some pretty, fluffy fic.

What else? This is some kinky shit, literally. You only have to watch all those parings to understand how kinky shit actually is. And the best part is how it gets even kinkier the more further you read. Seriously.

Still the best part of this is how they aren't perfect. How they grow and how the happenings actually affect them. The whole thing that I love in Bond fiction. Probably also the one reason why I will keep reading Bond fics and you will have to read lots of ranting about them in the future (like that hadnt been obvious before).

But there is one thing I really appreciate. It was in the beging, in the In Name Only, and it was how oblivion Bond was and how I didnt like it one pit. It made the whole thing feel awkward in my eyes. But I couldnt stop because the rest of it was just so good. I could say that the whole thing was one of those things that really marked this one of the best fic I have read. Not the best, best fic but not so far behind.

After that thing there came the understanding and how it really affected the characters and how it made them change their own opinions about each other (or about something else). The whole fic was one big growing experience and thats the reason why I want you to go and read this. Even if you aren't that big Bond fan this is literally good and there is nothing else I can say. Yeah.

Past Present [Supernatural, Castiel/Dean Winchester, Jo Harvelle/Sam Winchester, Ellen Harvelle/Bobby Singer, Balthazar/Castiel, NC17]

Past Present by lastknownwriter

Dean/Castiel AU. When a handsome stranger wanders into his bar one warm fall night, Dean Winchester is charmed by the archaeology professor. As their friendship deepens, Dean will discover that there are a few simple truths about love: it can sneak up on you when you least expect it, and it will level you without warning. But it can also save you, when you’re lost.

I should probably start with the fact how I really hated this fic at some point but, then again, isn't that part of a good fic ? You hate it and you love it at the same time. I think so, so you shouldn't be that worried about me hating this at some point.

The plot itself is kinda boring. They meet, they try to avoid their feelings, they kiss, fall in love and then something tragic happens. Yea. Boring plot (okey, I find almost everything boring). But I don't care about the plot. I care about how the characters work and how they make me feel. And this fic is all about that. You can see how they are stupid and stubborn but also you can see how they grow and some things start to matter to them and how some things just seems not to matter anymore that much.

Especially Dean. He isn't intrested in guys but he really likes Cas so he has to learn how to act and not give a crap about some things. Because some people don't understand and those some people can also be his friends. That also is one thing that Im really giving credits, how the writer really put the other people's opinions there. Everyone wasn't supportive or there for Dean and Cas and they had to work their life around that fact. It hurt them (especially Dean) but giving up wans't an option after some point.

I would like to give credits about the whole life is short and sometimes not so good part. Not gonna spoil you if you wanna read this but something happens and Dean's whole life comes crashing down at some point. And that part is one of my favorites, even when part of it is really cliche. Normally in fics everyone feels like they are superhuman and undestroyable but not in this one. This actually made me appreciate life a little bit more. Because life is fragile and short and you can never know what could happen next.

So all in all. This really took me in and I probably missed something really important at class today because of this (all I can remember was how teacher told us to how to destroy Skynet) but not sorry at all. So really. Go read this and leave comments and yea. Respect life at least a little bit more.

Carry On [Supernatural, Castiel/Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester/Jessica Moore, NC-17]

Carry On by TamrynEradani

When Sam gets into Stanford, Dean needs a bigger paycheck than Bobby's garage can give him. Luckily, he knows a guy.

Im not sure if I should be this proud of myself of finishing this fic or no. Took me the whole day and I cant even decide if I liked this in the end. And before you really open this one I have to warn you that this really is NC-17 fic and not all about some sappy romance (well except on Sam's part where he meets Jess and all that which doens't happen until pretty close to the ending).

Okey. So. This is kinda prostitution fic. Kinda. Dean sells himself to Cas so Sam could go to school. But ofc things arent that simple and there are feelings which just makes this fic so sappy and then there is kinda BDSM. I would say it is that much BDSM just whore and the guy who pays. So. Yea. All the warnings are there.

But I still dont know if I like this. Kinda too sappy to my taste. Probably has something to do with the fact that the sappy comes too soon but on the other hand it gets better after the first sappy shit when the lines get blurrier and shit. I also like how everyone is a little bit messed up and how they really overthink almost everything.

So. Just. Dunno. Seriously. This is kinda good and you cant predict what happens next and yea. I just didnt like all the sappy crap. It has something to do with the fact that I thought this was gonna be a little bit darker but cant always have everything you want. And for the record this works well without all the dark material. Really good. So yea. Just that sappiness. Yup.

dawn [James Bond, James Bond/Q]

dawn by kiyala

Bond honestly doesn't begin with the intention of courting Q.

I kinda have two different feelings about this one and I have no idea if it is a good thing or bad thing.
Okey yea the first problem is the missing capital first letter but thats has nothing to do with my mixed feelings that is just one thing people should pay closer attention to.

First feeling is all about how I really like this, like yea. In my head this feels like perfect fic for someone to start reading multichapter fics (if that even makes sense at any level). The chapters are short (I love longer chapters but they fit in this one) and there are pictures in them. Yup. Pictures and really good ones. Just for the record I really liked the pics, they kinda bought something unique and fresh thing.

But back to the point. The plot isnt so complicated to stay tuned in for a longer time. It even doesn't really matter if you stay couple days away from the fic, you can totally come back and just keep reading. The good part about that is how it is still good when its all slow and short and... kind of fragile because everything builds from little parts and those little parts are gifts and how the gifts change when their thinking/feelings change.

So the other point is... I cant even remember anymore. It had something to do with how simple this is or something like that. Probably the best I forget where the second feeling came from. Gives you something to be intrested about and enough reason to open the fic. Yup. So just do that and read the whole thing.

The perks of Constancy [James Bond, James Bond/Q, NC-17]

The perks of Constancy by superpol

"You should have sex with other people," Q says once.

I dont know if Im spoiling too much but seriously I don't really give a shit right now. It is just worth it. Totally.

But this fic is the first fic I have ever read about someone being asexual and it even feels like that this is how it could be to them. They like each other but Q just don't have sex with Bond and Bond have sex with some other people but still loves Q and tries to understand him.

Maybe there isn't something really deep and meiningfull crap about asexuality but this doesn't need it. This is more like how the whole thing works for them and things like that. And I have nothing else to say about this one except probably that this is good, really good. So yea. Read it and comment and whatever. Yups.

Remember Me [James Bond, James Bond/Q]

Remember Me by Jen (ConsultingWriters)

Bond has lost his memory. Q has lost his love.
"What have I forgotten?” Bond asked; Q watched him, trying to find the James he knew.
“Nothing that you won’t work out on your own, if it’s really important,” Q said carefully, before returning every fraction of his attention to the computer in front of him.

I have never before read a fic and right after Im done with the fic have I started it from the beging and read it all over again. Never before. Never. But now this just... I have no idea.

First of all this is way too sad fic to be read while at school, literally. Q is just hurting so much and you can feel all those feelings and how it all just sucks and is shitty and all that. And Bond just doesn't know what he is suppose to do about it. He tries but can't give everything when he doesn't even know what to think about anything.

And the ending just is perfect. And the whole thing is perfect. I hate the word perfect but I can't find any other word to describle this fic. So perfect. Thats it.

Quriosity [James Bond, James Bond/Q, NC-17]

Quriosity by dr_girlfriend

Bond finds himself increasingly curious about his enigmatic Quartermaster.

Excerpt:

"Your prior hotel is no longer secure, I will direct you to a new location. Your luggage has already been transferred. A field agent and medic from the Diréction Générale de la Sécurité d'État will be waiting at the side entrance. I have cleared them both personally." In contrast to his crisp dry English, Q's pronunciation of the French words was fluid and flawless, the throaty tone of the fricatives sending a surprising jolt of awareness straight to Bond's cock — all the more remarkable given his degree of blood loss.

"You're wasted on Q-branch, you have the voice for a phone-sex call-in line." The words slipped out of Bond's mouth without forethought, although he had plenty of time to think in the sudden pause that came afterward and stretched on for endless moments. Bond hadn't realized until now how Q was always there, with an immediate reply. In all their banter Q had never before been at a loss for words. Ever.

There is pretty much only two reasons why I wanna blog about this one. Two reasons. And only the other one has something to do with plot. And neither one of those reasons has nothing to do with how this is 33 chapters long and how I spent the whole day reading this when I was suppose to be studying.

So the plot is all about how everyone has their own traumas, skeletons in the closet and how they can work their life around that. And it was all good. They didnt heal over night or other shit like that. They worked for it, built the trust and then they tried their new limits and sometimes it went to shit. It all just felt so good and real and how real life would go.

And the other awesome good part was how there wasn't any stupid grammar errors (like mixing your, you're or thankyou or something like that) and how much there were British words in the mix. Seriously. Just good, good, good. Can't really praise enough. Okey. Not saying there isn't any typing mistakes because no one can survive without at least one or two of those in fic this long but there weren't things that the writer didn't know any better and couldn't bother to check it out.

After that I can totally love all the other languages there were also. Q liked to speak French once in a while and some German characters spoke German and Swedish people spoke Swedish. It was good and original and good. I dont know about mistakes in those languages but seriously, you can't always have everything.

So probably the only thing I didn't like was the whole feeling I got from Bond acting like a whore in his missions. I don't know if it was suppose to feel like that or if it just me and my head but thats the feeling I got and I can't say I liked it. Thats it. But this is still totally worth of your time and way too good to miss. Seriously.

Fidelity [James Bond, James Bond/Q, NC-17]

Fidelity by marlowe_tops

In which Bond develops a preference for sleeping on Q's couch rather than in his own bed, and Q is rather more warm-hearted than M when it comes to throwing him out.

Im feeling so dirty. This probably should have never happened, like seriously. James Bond fic. Who even writes these things? Who even thinks of these things? Not saying this isnt hot cuz this is hot as fuck and good and awesome and all that shit.

It just is that... Bond is this whole thing that seems to be a little bit far from fanfiction world and now there is fic about how Bond likes to crash on Q's couch and then they get drunk and fuck and then fuck some more and something about love there somewhere. Ofc everything isnt as simple as you would think or as perfect but Bond and not expecting anything to be perfect or simple.

And seriously. What the fuck I just read? Cant get over that fact. And cant get over the fact that there are more of these fics (one good fic is also Synchronicity by stereobone (It goes on like that for months, and then Q realizes that James Bond is "hanging out" at his flat.) which have same kinda plot which is why Im just mentioning it, so read that one too) or over the fact that the other ones are also way too good and Im getting hooked already.

Yeaa..

I really liked how everyone was just so unperfect. Their life was shitty but they found ways to survive and reasons to continue and after a while it got a little bit better. The good parts are also how they dont communicate and there are misunderstanding and shit like that. Just good stuff. I cant even think about anything negative about this one.

So yea. Totally worth for try and also that other one I mentioned there somewhere. Read them both. Yup.

Good PWP Oneshots part 1 [Sherlock, Harry Potter, Hannibal, Avengers, Supernatural]

Okey. So I never really have any idea what to say about pwp oneshots, all I can normally say is that these are good and well written and awesome somehow and totally worth for readin. So. To skip making too short blog entries and just listing good pwp oneshots sounds pretty good idea. Okey maybe this is some stupid mix of fandoms but it is just too hard for me to stay in one fandom too long so you kinda have to suffer from that.

Comment if you wanna give people more reasons to read these fics. Yup. Just lots of shameless smut and good porn.

Don't Forget the Cream Filling! by taylorpotato
[Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, Sherlock Holmes/Original Male Character(s)]

John is just minding his own business, searching for naughty videos on the internet. Then he sees a pop-up ad for a police-uniform fetish website. One of the (very naked) actors looks an awful lot like his flat mate Sherlock Holmes. He watches the video. You can imagine how that goes. Written for Kink Meme.

A Study in Shagging by taylorpotato
[Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, mentions of other parings]

Sherlock Holmes and John Watson walk into a pub... it sounds like the start of a bad joke, but actually it's the start of Sherlock drunkenly deducing John's sexual history. Shameless smut follows shortly thereafter.

taylorpotato writes awesome porn, no matter what. So if you liked these two, you will also love all the others. They will be awesome, as long as you can stand a little bit kinky stuff sometimes. Yup. Here you can find more her fics.

Slammed by Faith Wood (faithwood)
[Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy]

Potter develops a worrying habit of randomly wall-slamming Draco all over the castle.

Not PWP, but lots of kissing and not so much plot, so kissing without plot. Yup. Fits here perfectly.

Don't Wanna Be Friends by Magnetism_bind
[Hannibal Lecter/Will Graham]

Will doesn't want to be friends. Hannibal's hurt until he learns why.

overlap sundials with your shadows by minarchy
[Loki/Tony Stark]

"Because," Loki said, his voice impassive and even, as if he was commenting on the weather, "otherwise I'm going to ride you whilst you're driving, and that steering wheel was not built to provide a comfortable backrest."

Btw. This has some awesome storytelling and their chemistry is just awesome. If you aren't so into PWP, I still recommend reading this. Just pure awesomeness.

Want by Evander
[ Loki/Tony Stark]

It's a bad idea, and Loki deserves more than to be his rebound, but why exactly haven't they done this before?

Inhuman by Annie D (scaramouche)
[Castiel/Dean Winchester]

Dean has learned that sex is different when there's an angel involved.

Stall Me by something_poison
[Loki/Tony Stark, Loki/Loki, Loki/Tony Stark/Loki]

Thor leaves Loki under Tony's watch for a few hours. Loki decides to show off his magic.

Not oneshot but almost oneshot but more porny stuff than most PWP fics. Yup.

Legendary Playboy [Naruto, SasuNaru, NC-17]

Legendary Playboy by Kaida Matsuki

Naruto's infamous title attracts many lovers into his arms, captivating every one of his admirers, but what if his title was only that? Just a title. His false title that also lures smoldering onyx eyes into discovering his embarrassing secret - Being a virgin. SasuNaru

This is kinda wierd. Like the world is wierd but on the other hand I really understand how this could be possibly. Like seriously. Okey. Not like how these things work but more like how they got to that point.

And the thing is that everybody has only one lover in their whole life. If they cheat or otheway fuck other people, they die. Or was it dying? Dunno. It was a long time ago since I read this and didn't rant about because.. I can't even remember the reason. Probably was too tired or something and only saved the link for the future.

But back to the plot.

Then there is Naruto who seems to be fucking everyone who is willing and the whole ordeal doesn't seem to affect anyone. Yup. The point of the whole fic is that Naruto is trying to find this one guy he shared a kiss (can't remember) and he is trying to find that guy again. And yea, the guy is Sasuke, ofc.

So the best part of the fic is how the thing is just so original. Maybe not like they can only have one lover or how they accidentally end up to the relationship cuz there is no other way when there can only be one lover. The original feeling comes from how there is one thing againts the nature just because they want to find something. And now when I say it like that it doesn't sound so original anymore..

I have no idea how to describle this fic so I could give you a reason to read the whole thing. Probably the best way to say things is that I have never seen anything like this before, yup. And now year or two after I first read this I still haven't come across anything like this. So pretty special like that.

Armistice [Sherlock, Johnlock, Mycroft/John, Mycroft/Sherlock/John, NC-17]

Armistice by entanglednow

John is not some sort of holiday home in the south of France, to be fought over by brothers who took the phrase 'sibling rivalry' and turned it into the plot of a Russian novel.

Okey. Maybe Im just gonna stay in this paring and never leave again. And Im not so sure if that means Mycroft/Sherlock or Johnlock. Probably it doesnt even matter.

The thing is that John is fucking both Holmes brothers and it doesn't even feel weird. It just feels like that is a fact and nothing else. Thats just how they roll. Yeb. But in the meantime the Holmes brohers have been thinking, discussing, making plans, whatever floats your boat and they have come to the conclusion that it is okey to fuck John and they wanna do the threesome.

And now don't ask why I say The Threesome (it sounds weird and fuck but whatever). But the whole fic is just big What The Fuck. Seriously.

Okey. I really love the writing style and how it is not about what someone did and when someone did and what happened then. Its more like this thing happened somewhere there and then this happened and these two should probably equal this thing but lets not put that there. Yea. If you understand what I mean. But I really like these kinda things, you could say this kinda style is my favorite. Maybe.

No idea what else to say. Okey, I was kinda waiting something little bit more from this but this didn't dissapoint me, so not harm done there. Probably could have been better but nothing is perfect so Im just gonna skip all that. I liked this, loved the style and storytelling and some detail description and shit like that. And this is worth of your time.

All They Said We Wanted (They're All Liars) [Avengers, Loki/Tony Stark]

All They Said We Wanted (They're All Liars) by Runic

Tony knew what it meant when he was the only one who could smell Loki's heat, he knew it signified that they were soul mates. That didn't keep Tony from being in complete and utter denial about the whole situation.

Can someone please tell where are all these Alpha/Beta/Omega fics coming from? Because I have been reading fanfiction like... 8 years or something and now, out of fucking nowhere, almost every other fic I open is Alpha/Beta/Omega thing. Seriously. And, for the record, before all these fics I had read like max one fic about the whole thing. Seriously. And now, like in past three months or something, I have read closer to hundreth of these. Like no fucking kidding. And I dont even like most of them.

But I really liked this one. Even when I didn't like that much about the whole soul mate thing (just too cliche and boring and predictable). So. yea.

Um. Yea. Okey. Thats it. I dont know. Blogging is hard but this is good and thats all you need to know. Yup. I dont care anymore. I just wanted to put this fic out there and give some credit and tell you how great it is and shit like that. Just read it and comment there for the writer and leave kudos and be happy. Yup. Im so done right now.

So Glad We Made It [Supernatural, Castiel/Dean Winchester, Jessica Moore/Sam Winchester]

So Glad We Made It by Annie D (scaramouche)

At twelve years old, Dean makes a friend, who becomes his best friend, who will eventually become the love of his life.

I can't understand how so happy fic can be so sad. Okey. This wasn't like the happiest fic on the planet but there was so many happy things (among the sad ones) that this is happy fic in my eyes. And still Im gonna whine how sad this was. Yup.

Okey. So the whole things was all about how Dean fell in love with his best friend and how that best friend was just so blind sometimes (and stupid). And and and... Thats the fic. Okey. In the end there starts to happen things like Dean confessing his undieing love and Cas being Cas and some other things like that.

But first of all this wans't the fist Spn fic I have ever read, more like first Spn fic that I fell in love with. This was somehow just so beautiful or something like that but still realistic and something that could totally happen. I also really liked how they weren't the richest bastards in the town but more like the happiest bastards who are not giving shit about other people in the town. That sounds pretty right.

And I seriously have no idea what else to say. This was sad happy, happy sad, whatever. But still happy fic that was just so frigging sad and I fell in love. Now you just have to live with that fact and read the whole thing (there is only one chapter so no need to be afraid). Now go already.

Tech Support [Avengers, Loki/Tony Stark]

Tech Support by Clareithromycin
French translate: Tech Support by Nordremo

Tony's guilty pleasure is helping out anonymously on the Stark technical support forums.
He comes into contact with an exiled Loki when he starts having trouble with his new laptop.

Nerd fic, pure geekness and almost nothing else. Yea. And I just loved every geek part in this, okey I love all the nerdy stuff and how Tony Stark is just part of those things, which is the main reason why I liked this one so much. So just warning for readers.

But after all that nerdy stuff there is also room for romance and falling in love and finding that one for you. Maybe everything isn't as perfect as you would want to be but thats life and it makes this fic just better. So the whole plot is about these two just falling in love via internet and the first meeting dont go the way they wanted.

So there is one version of what other punishment Odin could give Loki and its all old info already but it fits to this one. The good part is more how Loki sees the whole punishment thing and how it affects Loki. Good part is also how Loki really lives with the punishment and accepts it, he isn't in denial or just destroying everything, he is trying to find peace with himself and the world and his life.

About Tony the good parts are... I don't know. He is still Tony and Tony is almost same in every fic, almost. So nothing as special things as there are about Loki.

And after that there isn't so much about the other characters. This is mainly just Loki and Tony messaging to each other and bit by bit falling in love. Yup. Which just makes the whole thing pretty and awesome. Yup.

The Evolution of Domestication [Avengers, Loki/Tony Stark]

The Evolution of Domestication by disarmed

Clint is convinced that Loki has become domesticated after spending so much time at the Tower with Tony. He's on a mission to prove it, but he may not be as happy with the end result as he first expected.

Okey. It seems that I have somehow ended up in some crack universe where all the fics I come across are crack or at some part of them are suppose to be crack. Right now I don't even have any idea if it is a good thing or not. And, for the record, I still don't like crack, no matter how many crack fics Im going to read in the future.

So after all the spoiling, this is kinda crack, just kinda. Im not so sure if this is ranked as crack or not but to me this feels like crack. Who would put Loki to do the laundry or clean or some other homey stuff if it wasnt for crack? Propably someone who could pull if off awesomely. Yea. Still don't know.

I just had to blog about a fic that has domestic Loki and Tony who is... just Tony or something shit like that. Yup. And the rest of the Avengers are just trying to figure Loki out and probably trying to figure out how Loki and Tony's relationship work. Even I would like to know how that thing would actually work. Fanfiction gives it a awesome view but seriously. Those two. Seriously.

But after all that Im not laughing. Im just trying to understand, again, what the fuck am I reading. Becauser seriously. This shit is just getting weirder and weirder the more I read these fics. Not kidding here, Im not even blogging about half of the fics Im reading (too lazy to do that, just the best ones and the ones that needs the mention). So. This is another what the fuck moment in fanfiction history. Yebaaa.

Paternal Bonds [Avengers, Loki/Tony Stark]

JARVIS, glorified baby-sitter by melonbutterfly

"Sir, I would like for it to go on record that I tried to stop it," JARVIS says completely out of the blue.

Parents and Children by melonbutterfly

Loki wants to meet Tony's children.

Addition to the Family by melonbutterfly

"Congratulations," JARVIS says very dryly. "You have become a grandfather, sir."

Okey. So this is a series (again, when the fuck I even started to blog about these and not just fics is way beyond my understanding) and I still have no idea what the fuck i just read. Seriously. The bots being Tony's kids and something about kidnapping Loki and Tony and something like that.. Maybe I will someday find that fic if I have the energy. But the link to the Paternal Bonds -series and yea.

But I can cope with the fact that the bots are Tony's kids because c'moon thats just how it goes. The thing is just Loki how he treats them like actual children, yea actual, living, breathing children. And can we just skip the fact that Loki understands them, like he can talk to them and understand what they are saying. Yea. I mean that. Literally.

Still. Not gonna laugh and say that this was the shittiest thing I have read because all that would just be one big fatty lie. Seriously. This was good, like good good and I still can't understand what the fuck I just read.

The sad thing is that I can't like everything which makes JARVIS just so annoying in my head but thats probably all the annoying things. Probably. Cuz I just love the other bots and how they act and can have so weird personalities and do weird things. DUM-E is my favorite ofc. Ha.

But seriously. Read all the whole thing, all three onshost. They don't make much sometimes but are just way too awesome to skip. Seriously. I mean that. Read them. NOW.