Exercises In Mutual Pleasure [James Bond, 00Q, Nc-17]

Exercises In Mutual Pleasure by rsadelle

Q leans forward, hands folded on the table in front of him, which appears to be a tell that he's about to be serious. "I think if you only live in the field, you're less likely to remember there's a reason to live when you're out of it."

This made me smile. Yea. Thats the most important part.

The other important part is how normally these calm Bond fics feel, most of the time, like something is coming and some action is in the future or at least something that gets your blood moving. But here, I just didn't have that feeling. This was just calm. Not fake calm, not calm before storm, just calm.

Yea.

And maybe I don't have anything else to say. So. Read, Comment, Leave Kudos and Make the author feel loved. Thank you. ♥

Human Error [James Bond, 00Q, Nc-17]

Human Error by bondsboffin (thejabberwock)

007 is the perfect assassin, an artificial intelligence with the ability to think for itself. Human emotions were never meant to be part of its programming, and Q was never meant to be anything more than its creator.

To be honest I had no idea what to expect from this one when I started. Probably something along magic and something impossible at the end. But probably not anything that this fic was in the end. Yea.

Still... No wait. I have no idea what my feelings are towards this. I have no idea what to think about this one. The only thing Im pretty certain is that this was good, the plot was good and the writing was good. Everything else? Still a huge questionmark to me.

There are just so many things I don't understand (Q doesn't undestand, probably no one does) and lots of stuff that makes zero sense. On the other hand all those things are kinda logical. Not sure how to explain it without actually spoiling the whole thing. Then there are a lot of things I don't know what to think about.

Just. The whole fic is full of things that I just don't know how to react or think or anything. Just plain questionmark. And that probably one reason why I just had to keep reading and why I still want more, just more. I want to understand and get more knowledge and just get all that info that I ever could get.

Yea. Starts to sound more logical and better. Yea. Totally worth it. Seriously. So worth it. ♥

Dean Winchester's Secret (Angel) Boyfriend [Supernatural, Destiel]

Dean Winchester's Secret (Angel) Boyfriend by reluctantabandon & Winter_of_our_Discontent

Dean Winchester isn't exactly a team player. So when he starts mentioning a new Hunting partner, Ellen and Jo Harvelle aren't sure whether they should be worried or relieved.

But they're starting to get the feeling there's something important Dean's not telling them about Cas...

Humm. Strange. Hmmm.

Actually. I have no idea what to say about this. I just want to blog about it and share it with you. So yea. Here we go.

and I will rise up from the ashes now [Star Trek, Spock/Kirk, Nc-17]

and I will rise up from the ashes now by ariadne_odair

Jim Kirk has a complex relationship with food. He also has a complex relationship with a certain first officer of the US Enterprise. For a genius, Jim is kind of an idiot for not realising this was going to come back to bite him in at some point.

In which Spock is protective, the crew is protective, Jim is oblivious (and definitely not pining), and they all get there in the end.

The most interesting part of this is how Kirk got problems after Tarsus and how those problems actually haunted him years later. The second awesome part was how those things were shown there and how Spock reacted to them.

Somehow it all just felt like this could be real and thats how it feels to have problems wirh food. Yea. That was the most important thing I wanted to say. Yup.

Also I liked how personal this was. Kinda. No idea how to describle this other than personal.

And hopefully that all is enough.

Through Chekov's Eyes [Star Trek, Spock/Kirk, Nc-17]

Through Chekov's Eyes by littlebirdtold

In which Mr. Spock hates Chekov and terrorizes the crew, Captain Kirk has the best poker face on the ship, Chekov never means to eavesdrop, Uhura gets some curves, Kirk gets cock-blocked, Spock gets off, McCoy pulls rank, Spock pulls Kirk's pigtails, and love sucks.

After a lot of stories like this, I kinda hate pining. Its the stupidest shit in the whole world. But it kinda makes amazing fics. Just kinda have gotten enough of it for awhile. But this is still good.

I like Chekov. I like how is alwas the youngest one and how he can play that for his advantage. I also like his acsent and how everyone is not American. Yup. All the reasons to like Chekov.

And here Chekov is just being himself and still getting himself in a lot of situations where normal people just wouldn't get themselves into. Plus he sees stuff, he is not blind idiot like some (Spock) and not suffering in silence. Still. There are probably too many misunderstandings here that will just make you hate the whole fic until it gets over and everyone is happy when you of course fall in love with this thing.

Yea. Kirk is idiot and Spock is idiot and Chekov have front seats for their stupidiness. Yup. Thats basically it.

From the Beginning [Star Trek, Spock/Kirk, NC-17]

From the Beginning by Linsky

Spock is drawn to Kirk from the first time he sees him at the Academy.

This is the third, or fourth sad fic in row I have read now. And I hate crying. Especially when Spock is stupid and Jim is stupid and together they are even bigger morons. Yea.

The thing still is how this was fic to the original Star Trek and had nothing to do with the new movies. And maybe this is the point where I admit that I have only seen three episodes of the original series. Yea. Three eps. Thats it.

But still. The point is that I have wanted to read fics from the original series and now one seems to write them. Or they are all just lost in the mass production of the fics.

And this fic fills that quota pretty perfectly.

Still. Doesn't delete the fact that you will cry and hate Spock cus Spock just thinks things so weirdly and these two can't get their act together. Like seriously. The whole fic is, again, about how these two pine for each other and suck at communicating. Thats it. The whole fucking fic. Not even kidding.

Still. This is pretty amazing and I liked how long this was, because there was time to be a real story without rushing into things and wihtout ignoring some important details. Plus there were lots of heartbreaking moments that just made the whole experience so much better.


And I could probably go forever with praising everything about this. So please. Just read and comment and fall in love. Thank you. ♥

For the Mission [Star Trek, Spock/Kirk, dom/sub, NC-17]

For the Mission by yeaka

The necessity of a treaty with lecherous, voyeur aliens puts Spock at Jim's feet.

Maybe there is somewhere a handbook that tells you what kinda things are okey and which aren't. Not sure about blogging about this. 

The point is that, I don't like blogging (or reading that much) about dub-con fics. This is not one per se but kinda still is. 

Okey. More like this is the shit that you may have to do for the greater good even when you are not so sure about what that greater good is. Maybe I dont like the idea but I liked the fic. Not the consept but how it was done and written. 

And lets be clear that some people may find the content to be disturbing. Yea.  

But I really like Yeaka's stuff. Everything is always just so well written and good. And maybe I should blog about their fics more. Hopefully I will at some point. Yea.

PWP OneShots part 9 [Avengers, One Direction, Teen Wolf, Star Trek]

Here we go again. More PWP Oneshots. Yay! Enjoy! ♥

Skin Pressed Against Me Tight by alison

Louis' twin brother, Will, comes to visit on his break from uni. The unpleasantness in Nick's life doubles before it pretty much disappears.

(Two Tomlinsons. One Grimshaw. Sex.)

i don't believe in fairy tales (but i believe in you and me) by callunavulgari

Derek scrolls to the next picture. Stops. Blinks.

For a moment, they just freeze. He can see Stiles’ hand hesitating just next to his out of the corner of his eye, stopped mid-air, like he was reaching to take the phone back. Stiles’ heart is loud — so fucking loud — in the quiet of the loft, drowning out Derek’s own heartbeat and the many varied sounds coming in through the cracked window.

“So,” Stiles says, voice wobbly and pitched high in what’s probably mortification. “That’s my penis.”

Ignite by Anonymous

One look at Stark's sly smile and Loki's mind is completely decided – he will have Tony Stark as his mate.

Count Sheep by yeaka

Jim’s been having trouble sleeping and coping; Uhura suggests Vulcan neuropressure.

Red Shift by jane_potter

Even on alien planets where it's socially acceptable, Spock doesn't do well with public nudity, particularly when his mate is involved. Fortunately for Jim, this usually leads to possessive wallsex.

Screw This by patster223

In which Spock takes up swearing as an experiment and Jim rediscovers sexual frustration.

Jealous Orbits by dreamlittleyo

In which Kirk and Spock have had sex half a dozen times, but this time it counts.

Then I found this PWP series of Kirk and Spock. Enjoy !

Disciplined by waldorph

Disciplinary Matters and two ways alternate that the way that those circumstances could have shaken out

Eye Bleach [Star Trek, Spock/Kirk]

Eye Bleach by beederiffic

A crew member finds a porn movie of Jim and Spock fucking, where they don't seem to know that they're being filmed (and aren't out as a couple)

Ou fuck. Im dieing, dieing, like seriously gonna die after this.

This was one of the worst ideas ever and the best idea ever compination. Like seriously.

Some random dude finds Kirk and Spock's porn vid online and the fic goes from there. Yea. Seriously. Thats it. Yup. Totally worth it.

Hunter [Supernatural, Dean/Hellhounds, Nc-17, non-con]

Hunter by Miss_Lv

SpnKink Meme: During a hunt a teenage Dean is taken by a pack of Hellhounds. The worst part is, he likes it.

I can't believe I read this. I can't belive I liked this. I can't believe I'm bloggin about this. I can't believe a lot of things right now.

This is non-con. There is shit ton of violence. Bestiality is a thing. Rape is a thing. Eating raw meat is a thing here.

And thats all I am gonna say about this. Yea. Trigger alert.

(Can I also add how awful it was to make a tag for Dean/Hellhounds thingy, seriously.)

It's Been Four Hundred and Ninety Days [Teen Wolf, Sterek]

It's Been Four Hundred and Ninety Days by paradis

It’s been four hundred and ninety days, and it took Derek forever but they’re at day one again.

Fuck. Im crying. Fuck.

Derek growing as person and Stiles being away. Yea. So basically the whole thing is about Derek and how he needed to learn how to live without Stileas and then had to learn what went wrong. And maybe a lot of crying and sadness. Yea.

And I'm not even missing Stiles because he was there, in spirit maybe, but he really was there. He was there for every step. He was there even when he really was half way across the globe.

I liked how it went. I liked the style. I liked everything about this. Even the sad crying. Just liked everything. Yea.

Still Life [Star Trek, Spock/Kirk]

Still Life by dogpoet & garryowen (dogpoet)

Traumatized by his experience on Tarsus IV, Jim Kirk runs away to Vulcan to undergo kolinahr. Reboot AU.

At the end of this I had this feeling how it should have kept going and told about what Spock decided and what was his reason for the decision. But now, after an hour or so, I really like the ending and I think it is perfect for the story. I don't want to read any sequels (that don't exist, yet at least) or any other stories to this universe.

Because this fic is all about Kirk's story on Vulcan after Tarsus. This is not suppose to be the lovestory of the century or shit like that. This is just a small part of their lives while living in monastry in Vulcan. Yea.

That is all about this fic.

And I don't wanna say anything else. You have to read it and understand it all by yourself.

How to Be a Superhero [James Bond, 00Q, Nc-17]

How to Be a Superhero by turningterrific

“Am I sacked?”

M doesn’t bother answering James’ attempt at humor but instead continues in his point. “Since your return from the Skyfall operation, which was over a year ago I might add, you have not taken one day of leave, no holiday of which I'm aware. You haven’t rested the requisite 48 hour period between mission and report.”

James takes a deep breath and lets it out slowly.

“You are not a young man,” M says plainly. “Everyone, even James Bond, needs time to let wounds heal, both physical and mental. Pushing yourself is going to get you or someone else killed eventually.”

“So not another mission then?” James asks and moves to stand.

**

Or, James Bond is forced to take a few days off, runs into Q at a kebab shop, starts playing World of Warcraft, and takes a trip to Witney to meet Q's family (for reasons of national security, of course).

I had this plan. Stop playing WoW and read something. So I could at least get a small break from WoW. So I chose one from my open taps on the browser (or at least thought so) a Bond fic where should not have been any mentionings of WoW. But seriously. I was so wrong on so many levels. (or maybe I should just start to reread the summaries before actually reading the fics).

This fic is about two guys bonding over a fucking video game (an amazing one but still). Fucking hell. In other words you could say this is about how World of Warcraft can get you laid, even when some fuckers say it makes you forever virgin or something shit along the lines.

The only question left is how much people get from this fic if the don't know anything about WoW? Like what do they miss or how many questions this leaves them with? I want to know. I really, really want to know what goes inside their heads.

Still. There was this one moment where I really decided I want to read this. Or maybe more like there was this one paragraph that just made the whole reading thing more interesting. Yea.

People are interesting when they triumph despite flaws. And people become friends when one figures out what those flaws are. Intimacy is about the exchange of flaws, when it comes right down to it. It’s trusting another person to see weakness and still focus on strength.

And after that there was no going back for me. And I used my whole day for this (minus the couple hours playing WoW and the 30min break I took for Pokemon hunting, yea I know I have problems but I really dont care).

But Im guessing no one can actually understand what the hell Im talking about. So please. Just read it. Its awesome even if its super long oneshot. Seriously. Its so worth it.

(and i keep loving Q's cats' names. seriously. Mycroft and Sherlock.)

Sold [Supernatural, Destiel, NC-17, trigger warning]

Sold by sammikeys (penns_baby)

Dean was kidnapped when he was 7 and trained to be a sex slave. He is later bought as a pet by Castiel, who is in charge of the biggest gang in north America. Dean actually loves his life with Cas until the police bust down the door. How will he cope being back with the family he hasn't seen in years?

This is a prompt fill. Please, please, please read the tags. This is not going to be a very nice story. This isn't going to be one of those Cas rescues Dean and they fall in love and get married. Cas is not a good guy in this one.

I don't why I opened this. I don't even know why I read this. The less know fact to me is also why the fuck am I blogging about this one? This is like so far away from my comfort zone in so many levels. Like way, way away.

Still. Maybe the reason why I want to blog about this is because the ending. I did not expect that, I kinda thought it would end somehow differently. I probably had a lot of hopes about a lot of different stuff to happen.. Maybe.

But I kinda understand everything in this one. I understand why Dean did all that, I understand Cas and everyone. Maybe the cops are only one I don't understand (something along the lines of Cas getting Dead back and just letting Dean go back to normal life with just one therapy session or something).

Okey. So maybe there a lot of stuff that kinda just does not make any sense to me or I did not even like. But still there is probably a reason why I want to share this with you. I don't recommend for you to read this if you are triggered easily or shit like that. This is not some pretty, fluff love story, pretty far away from that actually.

So yea. Have to probably figure that out at some point. Yep.

Magnetic [Teen Wolf, Sterek, Nc-17]

Magnetic by Jadesymb

Stiles is mortally wounded, and Derek gives him the bite to save his life. Stiles' new werewolf senses allow him to smell his Alpha in a whole new way.

I have had this on my lingeih -list the past forever, but I had time today (okey, not really but kinda, whatever) and I really didn't want to spent another day playing World of Warcraft so going through that list sounded way better idea.

But the fic.

I like the idea that there is something "supernatural" about the wolves and about the way they find the perfect person for them. I don't want to use the word soul mate because there is no mentioning about that in the fic. They are just compatative with each other and would be really good each other. Maybe there could be another one for them but they found each other first and thats it. No need to look for another person.

And the next thing I liked how there was no talking about soul mates and desitiny. If something gets old pretty quicly, its destyny and soul mates. Seriously.

Still the best part of the whole thing was how Stiles reacted to turning into a werewolf. He wasn't just like its every other day and there is nothing new about it. He freaked out, he used time to think about it and compare what had changed in himself. It was just logical, good and made it all seem like this is how it actually could go.

Yea. All those reasons and some more make this whole thing just so good. Really good.

Read. Comment. Leave Kudos. Make the author feel loved. Enjoy! Thank you. ♥

Anchor in a Stormy Sea [James Bond, 00Q]

Anchor in a Stormy Sea by Tokyo_the_Glaive

At three o’clock in the morning approximately six months after Bond’s return from Kazan, Russia, M received word that the unthinkable had happened.

“Someone hacked our system,” Tanner told her, speaking a little too fast.

(Or, the one where Bond meets Q before he becomes Q.)

I have nothing to say about this. I didn't actually plan to write about this at all. But.

This needs a mentioning. This needs something. Not sequel or anything. But something super good and best and something beyond that. Because this was good and I liked this and all the rest. Yea.

Thats it.

The Bonds from London [James Bond, 00Q]

The Bonds from London by BootsnBlossoms

“I should sleep on the couch,” Bond murmured.

“Don’t be a bloody idiot,” Q snorted unattractively. Bond, amused, filed away this propensity for sleepy swearing as something to remember. “What is it? That’s a text alert, not a perimeter alarm. Nightmare, then? Damn you double-ohs and your issues, I swear to god.” He lifted his arm in invitation.

“Q, I don’t think —”

“The window’s open and I’m cold,” Q insisted.

Bond sat on the edge of the bed and finished the last finger of his drink with a quick swallow. He had no idea if Q was hinting that they needed to keep up their pretense due to the open window, or if he really was just cold. Either way, Bond wasn’t a man to deny himself what small pleasures he could take from this wretched life, so he slid under the covers and tugged Q on top of him until their legs were tangled and Q’s head rested on his shoulder.

But as Q dropped back into sleep, Bond stayed awake, correcting himself. Having everything he wanted, in his grasp and completely out of reach, wasn’t a small pleasure at all. It was torture.

I'm reading this and listening 90s pop music, or is it classic pop already? Fuck that. But life is weird and this feels super, super weird. Like seriously. Hopefully its just the classical music. Yea.

The feeling is maybe something along the lines of calm before storm. Or maybe it is actually the fic. Fuck.

And maybe the real problem is that the storm doesn't come and I feel like I've been left hangging and I don't like it. But I like there is finally a 00Q fic where there is no action. It's just calm. Super calm. Getting calmer and thats it. The calmest shit in the whole world.

Yea. Thats a good thing, right? I think so at least. Hopefully you do too.

(And BootsnBlossoms other fics are awesome too, check them out)

A Beautiful(ly Illogical) Mind [Star Trek, Kirk/Spock, NC-1]

A Beautiful(ly Illogical) Mind by waldorph
Translation into Chinese by Clionil is somewhere but I couldn't find a working link. Help.

Jim never takes up Pike's dare to do better. Close-canon movie AU, with touches of Good Will Hunting.

Holy hell. Why haven't I blogged about this before? No. Wait. Why havent I read this before? Why? What. Seriously guys. This is so gooood.

Okey. I had my doubts about this at one point, or twice or three times or what the fuck ever. I had this thought that this is gonna suck and there is gonna be some pretty stupid ending or plot twist that will just ruin the whole thing. Seriously. Some stuff just are not meant to be good, but this was. Like really.

For some reason I have also kinda been going around this fic (and series). Like I have opened a part of this and thought that maybe I should read it, maybe I should even try. But then, for some unknown shitty reason, I haven't done it. Until just now. Yea.

So. There wasn't even a part that I did not like. So. Read and fall in love and be perfect and what the fuck ever. Im swearing a lot today, but god damn this was gooooood.

Breakdown [One Direction, Larry Stylinson, Nc-17]

Breakdown by LouLa

Harry's reminded far too often of that stupid you can look but you can't touch rule.

Body issues are bad and weird. And I wanted to something super supporting and positive about them but to be honest I can't find any words about that right now. All I can say is that they suck and everyone should love their bodies just the way they are. We cant change everything 100% and a life time hating yourself is a pretty long time.

But the fic is about Louis not being fine with himself even when he knows how good he looks and how he really is beautiful. Sometimes its just not enough for him. That whole body issue is then affecting his relationship to Harry and everything is kinda fucked up. Yea.

The boys are supportive and are always offering the boosting Louis needs. Harry is also giving everything he has to Louis even when its actually hurting him. Those are things I liked and wanted to read more about.

Those are also the reasons why I am blogging about this. Everyone needs a little bit what Louis has in this fic, at least sometimes. Hopefully that is enough for everyone. Just trying to be happy and find a peace with themselves.

Extracurricular Activities [Star Trek, Spock/Kirk, NC-17, series]

Extracurricular Activities by awarrington

Spock returns to the Academy from a tour of duty to find an intriguing cadet captures his attention. All is not plain sailing, however...

The second story takes place around the events of STXI.

I read the fics in wrong order but it didnt affect to anything soo ..

Actually. Fuck that. I have no fucking idea what I wanted to say, there was this whole thing about how this is a series and how I dont usually blog about those but what the fuck ever.

This was good. No matter which part you read first.

Yeaa... Okey. One thing. This whole thing is all about misunderstandings. Yea. Like thats any new with these two. But whatever. Its gooooood.

Ratios and Relevance [James Bond, 00Q]

Ratios and Relevance by dhampir72

You are being watched.

The government has a secret system, a machine that spies on you every hour of every day.

I know because I built it.

For the MI6 Cafe Teamwork Challenge 2016.

I read this, then I read some parts again and then I tried to think something smart to say. But I still have no idea what I want to say. The word different is probably a really good start but it doesn't cover everything. It covers parts of the whole fic but then again it does not tell you everything.

Like Bond being so in love with Vesper and then Vesper dieing and how world stopped for him after that. It doesn't tell you about Q being genious and creating this amazing program that can help to prevent people from dieing. It also doesn't tell you anything about how they work together and how their relationship works.

But it kinda tells you how Q is not working for MI6 and how Bond is not working for them anymore (since Vesper). It also tells you a lot about Bond being homeless for a while and Q having this wicked underground station as his headquarteres. It can also probably hint about Q being way too rich and Bond being suicidal. Yea.

Still. Different is probably the closest word I can find to describle this one. Yea.

Hurricane [Star Trek, Winona Kirk/OMC, Spock/Kirk]

Hurricane by sinestrated

Five times Winona Kirk was a badass mom, and one time she realized she’d raised an equally badass son.

This blog entry should probably be honored to Mother's love for her children or something along the lines. And I am honoring that. I just want more to write about Winona Kirk and how there are not enough awesome fics about her.

The whole way Winona saw the world and his son was pretty awesome. She saw the bad stuff and she knew a lot of bad stuff but she did not go with the regular way people react to crap. She went and did something if there were something to do. Seriously. That is partly the whole BAMF thing there, but I really liked it and it just felt like this is the woman that actually rised a kid like Kirk. Yea.

Another good thing about the character was the whole thing how she had feelings and insecurities and weaknesses. She wasn't just this woman who can do anything and no one can touch. She was a real human being.

Okey. I really liked how she saw Kirk and Spock's feelings for each other and how she helped them wihtout actually being in the way that some people are. Just pure gold. Everything here is pure gold and awesomness and everything thats just so fucking perfect. Yea.

Also do not forget how awesome Kirk and Spock were in there too. Just awesome.

And without just repeating the word awesome, go and read this amazing thing. Yup. Thank you. ♥

PWP Oneshots Part 8 Sterek edition (2) [Teen Wolf, Sterek]

Because I have been stuck with this fandom the past forever (now Star Trek is taking over probably but we will see) and there have been so many great fics that I just wanted to have a one full entry for Sterek porn (again). Ha. Sounds legit. But yeah.

So here we go again. Just Read, Comment and leave Kudos.

Thank you. ♥

Breathe by linksofmemories
[Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski]

“She kissed me,” Stiles repeated. “And then I happily told her that I was in a completely committed relationship and spent the rest of the party showing pictures of you to her friend.”

“You have pictures of me on your phone?”

“Beside the point,” Stiles said, waving his hand in the air. “The point is that I was not unfaithful and it was just a misunderstanding and that I told you about it.”

DELETE ME by trilliath
Translation into Italy: Delete Me by ShallICompareThee

Stiles is trying very hard to finish his final paper for his Advanced Human Sexuality course with Professor Derek Hale, but he has a major problem. He can't stop thinking about banging his professor instead of actually writing his paper about sexual taboos like... students banging their professors.

Lydia's advice to write down his thoughts is helpful... but dangerous in the hands of sleep-deprived Stiles when he forgets to remember two very important words before turning in his paper: DELETE ME

Silver (vibrator) Bullet by nothing_left_sacred

Stiles hadn’t meant for it to become a thing. He’d just been interested in helping out his fellow man. He certainly hadn't meant for anyone to find out about it. 

Or the one where Stiles makes amateur porn, and of course, a certain alpha finds out about it.

Satin and Lace (More than Just a Pretty Face) by amadnesskinks

Maybe Stiles shouldn't have sent that text, but it's too late now. He's dressed up all pretty and Derek's already through his window.

Love Runs Wild by DevilDoll

"You've got a hickey on the back of your neck!" A Neckz 'n Throats story.

Threaded through a needle, tied into a knot by queerly_it_is

In hindsight, maybe waiting until their wedding night to bring up the whole knotting thing wasn’t the best idea.

Last Call by grimm

He doesn’t come to The Beacon to pick up people. It’s precisely the reason why he doesn’t go anywhere else. People in this neighborhood know him, know he’s not interested in being hit on, which allows him to have a drink in peace. Derek knows he’s good-looking, but the type of people it attracts disgust him. At least other werewolves can smell the unfriendliness on him and stay away, but that doesn’t stop everyone. He went to a gay bar with his coworker Isaac once and it was horrifying.

The Dirtiest Thing You Know by Nanoochka

Not to be a girl about it or anything, but Stiles always expected his first time to be something tender and slow. Special, and with someone he cared about. That isn’t how it happened.

And then I found this series full of porn. So enjoy it too!

Stilinski Custom Cakes

Tattoos make Stiles think about sex.

And that’s how he meets Derek Hale.

Of Cats and Mortgages [James Bond, 00Q]

Of Cats and Mortgages by SvengoolieCat

“He did my job for me, killing his master,” Bond said. “He got around his feet and tripped him down a flight of stairs. Leaving him to get blown up with the rest of them seemed a churlish way to repay him.”

The cat chirruped agreeably, and washed a paw. Despite being brought from south Ireland in a bag, the feline looked well-cared for.

“You brought me a cat. A murder cat, owned by your villain du jour.”

In which Q is brought offerings of murder cats, keeps losing his pens to a certain kleptomaniacal agent, and is generally oblivious to/confused by Bond's attempts at catching his attention.

Fucking cats seriously. They are everywhere. Like everywhere. Even youtube is ganging up againts me. Not nice. Maybe the world actually wants me to become the crazy cat lady. Hopefully not. No one would like to see me having cats named Linux, Ubuntu, Macintosh and so on.

Okey. I probably have to name one Spock and another Kirk just because Q had a cat named Spock in this. Yea. And I really liked that name. Have to think about that... Okey. Maybe first I have to make Linux feel at home but whatever (yea, my cat's name is Linux, the other one is Demon but we do not talk about Demon).

But seriously as far as cats go this fic was pure awesomness. Badass mice/rat hunting cats and nothing else. Okey. A lot of other badassness going all around too. Yea. Pretty close perfectness. Yup.

No idea how I even found this awesome peace of perfectness but pretty damn happy I found it.

As You Wish [Star Trek, Kirk/Spock]

As You Wish by writeonclara

It's probably a phenomenally bad idea to let someone named Lucifer grant you seven wishes, but, well, why the hell not? Maybe then Jim can finally have that perfect command team from the other universe he so desperately wants.

Then again, wishing that Spock would loosen up a bit shouldn't land him in pre-Reform Vulcan.

Maybe he'll get it right next time.

After this I kinda would love to read about these other unis. I would like to understand every Kirk and every Spock and how they work together.

Yea.

And actually my favorites are probably the journalist Kirk and the one night stand version and also the one where they magically got bonded. The last one is probably the most intresting with the knowledge about how they got bonded without never actually seeing each other. (other two just have enough sad and pining to make me intrested).

Okey. Maybe I don't have anything to say about the fic itself. I just loved the wishes and how those were actually real worlds with their own realities. Yea. Something like that.

I came in from the wilderness, a creature void of form [Star Trek, Spock/Kirk]

I came in from the wilderness, a creature void of form by SHCombatalade

It starts with a phone call. It ends with a headache building behind his eyes, a stranger asleep in his bed, and the cat they may or may not have adopted.

It is thirteen minutes before four in the morning, and Spock wonders exactly where in the week his life went so drastically off course.

The word you are looking for is calm, slow. No drama. No shitty accidents destroying everything (if you dont count the shit that happened before the story and what made them who they are). Nothing is complicated. It just kinda floats and just is there. 

Just calm. Seriously. And uncomplicated. 

And, to be honest, it was just so perfect for it to be like that. It just felt like this is Spock's head and there is no other way for things to be viewed. And I just really liked it that way. Even when some may say its boring and stupid. For the record, its neither of those things. Its just calm. 

It is also one of the few Star Trek that is based on the present day and they are living among us. Not 300 or so years to the future. Now. 

So please. Read, Comment and leave Kudos. ❤️

Of Sentinels and Anchors [Star Trek, Spock/Kirk, NC-17]

Of Sentinels and Anchors by CorpusInvictus

Written for the Star Trek XI Kink Meme prompt: "AU: Spock was raised on Earth with no Vulcan influence in his life."

First I did not like Spock. I did not dislike him per se. He just wasn't my favorite like Khan was or Kirk. But I also did not like the whole Kirk/Spock pairing. I liked to read everything that had Kirk in it but if you put him and Spock together I just did not understand it. 

But somehow, right now, after couple of fics I started to really like Spock and the Spock/Kirk pairing. It just came out of nowhere and Im stuck with it. Thats it. Cant explain why or how or what. But maybe some things dont need explaining. 

But this fic need some explaining. Because first of all Spock. He is just so many things at the same time. Half Vulcan, half human. There are layers and then there are more layers. And this fic is all about those layers and what would happened if by some misfortune Spock had grown up without Vulcan influense. 

Somehow it all sounds pretty extreme, like no way it could have been that hard, but how would we actually know what it would be like? Like everything could be true and Spock's life could suck and the whole telepathy thing could be something super bad for him without any role models or teachers. 

And after all that this whole fic just made me like, love Spock just a little bit more. There just aren't so many fics about stuff like this and how Spock's life could be different and how it could be different. Its always Kirk who is sent to some foreing planet or to Vulcan to grow up there. Spock has been the only thing that has stayed the same. 

So basically Im probably saying that I want more Spock and more about Spock's life where are big debates about his heritage and how that heritage actually affects his life in every day basic. Yea. That is pretty much what I am saying. 

Some Victory [Star Trek, Spock/Kirk, NC-17]

Some Victory by waldorph
Chinese translation: 下一站天王 by Cipher

He had been playing music like this for four years, and that was the first time he ever felt it, down to his bones (or, the one where they're musicians and Jim and Spock still kind of hate each other). Available in Chinese, translated by cipher0099å

Holy fucking hell. This is like word vomit that is actually word porn. Or you can just mash those things together and this is their love child. Yea. Thats what this is.

Fucking lovechild out of relationship that should have never happened (or worked). And then somehow that lovechild saves the fucking world cuz its just so fucking genius.

Wow. Just. Wow.

 🐣

Sterek from Papa Stilinski POV

I wanted to do this collateral thing about Sterek fics from Seriff Stilinski POV. Just because these things are awesome and good and amazing and papa stilinski is best.

The weird part is how it took me over six months to put this together. Maybe I don't read that much or there aren't so many fics with Seriff Stilinski pov. Don't know. Don't really care either actually.

So here it goes.

From the Cradle to the Grave by jezziejay
Spanish translation:  From the Cradle to the Grave by stihal

It’s not that the sheriff doesn’t like Derek. It’s just that he thinks Stiles could do better.

But Stiles has been an adult for over two years now, so he can make his own choices. Even if they are terrible.

Also, the sheriff doesn’t like Derek.

Promise You'll Look After Him by DiscontentedWinter

Sheriff Stilinski is used to dealing with victims of violent crime. He knows how to approach kids who've been beaten and sexually assaulted.

Except this time it's his son.

It's Stiles.

Why deja-vu is a dangerous thing by MsCee

When something makes his new deputy seize up like only true love can, John Stilinski is prepared tease the ever-living hell out of him. He’s prepared to look up and see some pretty girl with a bit of an edge, with a loud laugh and a bright smile that could coax even his sullen deputy out of his frown.

What he’s not prepared for is to look up and see a very familiar face ambling towards his desk.

Ashes, Ashes by ShanaStoryteller
German translation: Asche by irat

The Sheriff gets a call at work - someone's tried to burn down his home with his son inside.

"I thought of you coming here, and finding me dead, of another burnt out husk of a body, something else fire has stolen from you, of you having nothing left to grasp but ashes," John can't even call that a whimper, it's clearly a whine as Derek's hands tighten against Stile's hips, as if his boy will shudder to dust at the mere mention of the possibility unless Derek's hands can hold him into one piece, "and that thought was worse than dying."

When Nothing Else Works by hannah_baker

Sheriff Stilinski is slowly and begrudgingly accepting the fact that werewolves exist, regular bad things still do happen sometimes, and his son may or may not be dating Derek Hale behind his back.

Or, the one where having Derek Hale in his bed is the only way Stiles can get to sleep. Much to his father's annoyance.

Next Week He'll Be Joining The PTA by orphan_account

“Isn’t that Derek Hale?”

Snorting, Stiles pats the Sheriff’s shoulder patronizingly.

“Yeah, dad, because Derek Hale’s going to be walking around my school during Parent-Teacher Night."

I thought I had collected more than six of these... Well whatever. Six is better than nothing.

Veritas [Star Trek, Spock/Kirk, NC-17]

Veritas by theproblematique

Captain James T. Kirk and Lieutenant Commander Spock are hereby charged with negligence and wanton misconduct due to their emotional compromise with each other.

Did I really read a 174 746 word long fic? Seriously. What the fuck. I don't even know where I found the time to read this in three or four days when it takes me a year to read one Game of Thrones book. Like fucking seriously. (Well okey, Game of Thrones has about 298 000 words, but close enough).

But the point still stays. Where the fuck I found the time and inspiration? Because the second thing I want to mention is how this fic was all about a fucking trial. Like seriously. Kirk and Spock go to court because they are stupid motherfuckers. (sorry the swearing). So yea. almost 200 000 words about a trial. Yea.

Okey. There was some assassinations and some realisations about life and some physics and shit. But still. 174 746 words is a lot. Like seriously huge amount. (and I have opened a fic with 270k and something words on my phone, havent started to read it yet but getting there).

So yea. The fic is long. But it is also pretty good. Like really good. I really liked how Kirk's feelings were written and how there were some serious thought behind the words and rantings. They seemed like someone could just think that way. And I really liked it, like really, really liked.

I still want to say that 174 746 words is a lot and I need a life and fuck this. Just read it if you have the time. Thats it.

The Babysitter’s Club for Unmanageable Monsters [Teen Wolf, Sterek]

The Babysitter’s Club for Unmanageable Monsters by glitterandlube

Danny is running mostly off caffeine and wishful thinking at this point. He honestly wishes there was another person Jackson respected anywhere on the planet, but he’s pretty much it. Allison is already asleep on the table. Stiles has had so much Mountain Dew, he’s practically shaking. The meeting of Team Manage a Bunch of Fucking Idiots is off to its usual excellent start.

What the fuck. What the actual fuck. Fucking hell. Seriously.

leave with the tide [James Bond, 00Q]

leave with the tide by poseidon

It never ends with driving off into the distance in a beautiful car with a beautiful girl beside you. Bond knows that.

There is going to be a sequel. When? I have no idea. But it has not been posted while Im writing this (when I post this things may be different).

Still. The fake calmess is here. And I have no idea what I am suppose to do with it. Its like this stupid itchness somewhere and I just can't scratch it. I just want action. Speed. Happenings. Something. Really something. And I can't find it in fics at the moment.

Maybe Im too bored. Or maybe the fics are too... something for me. This one was a calm at least. And Bond had a vacation. A long one. Really long one. Where he fell in love and maybe found a peace inside of himself. Q was there somewhere. Maybe.

There was also texting and postcards and cats. Harrison and Tesla. (Tesla is actually a pretty good cat's name, have to remember that later). Btw. Why am I always falling in love with Q's cats' names? Like always. First there was Linux and some otherse and now Tesla and Harrison. Weird is life.

But whatever. Fake calm. Good vacation. Thats it. Have fun and enjoy.

Pyromania [Star Trek, Spock/Kirk, self-harm, NC-17]

Pyromania by sinestrated

Jim has been burning bridges since childhood. The Enterprise and Spock eventually change that.

Fuck. Im crying. Like crying crying. And this is awful and shitty and I hate is. But the fic is good and super bad and everything you do not want in your life but still is there.

And Jim is human. Just human with emotions and doubts about himself. Human as human can be. Spock is the loving guy who tried to understand and be there but its not always easy.

And Im still crying and fuck this. Fuck. Just fucking read it and be happy smurf. Thats it. Im out and done.

Vulcans are Fangirls Too [Star Trek, Kirk/Spock]

Vulcans are Fangirls Too by jouissant
Russian translate Фанаты встречаются и среди вулканцев by Lindesimpino

Kirk is a secret astrophysics genius who publishes under a pseudonym; Spock sends him fanmail. Shenanigans ensue.

Less fluffy than the title might imply, but a feel-good story nonetheless.

I have read this at least three times, maybe four and I still don't have any idea what to say about this. The problem just is that I really want to say something and tell you how good this is. But I just don't know how I would express all that.

Maybe I have to mention how this is different and how Kirk is just even more genius than people give him credit and how he likes to play dumb most of the time. Okey. He does all that all the time in other fics too. It has gotten even further in this than before and I liked that, I really, really liked that.

Probably the only part I did not like was how Kirk just couldn't come clean to Spock earlier, he just had to keep sending those letters. I understand why and all the reasoning and the fic wouldn't have worked if he hadn't done it. It just wasnt my favorite part.

But Kirk's brain. I would love to see inside it too. Would be so amazing. Just understand how it works and what goes trough there.

So yea. Read. Comment. Leave Kudos. Make the author feel loved. ♥

master of a nothing place [Star Trek, Kirk/Spock, NC-17]

master of a nothing place by strzyga

spock is stripped of his logic on an away mission gone bad and turns feral, incredibly violent and utterly brutal. when he comes across jim, though, he is possessive, protective, and even affectionate.

To be honest I don't want to say anything about this. I just want to leave this here and be happy about it. Thats it.

Ou. Warning. Kinda gross but they are living in shitty conditions and Spock is not much more than wild animal. Yeps.

A Hell of His Making [Star Trek, Kirk/Spock, NC-17]

A Hell of His Making by obsidienne
Chinese translate: 自造之业 by cindyfxx

To harm one's t'hy'la is an unforgivable offense.

I read the AU version of this fic but, have to say, I really liked this much better than the other version. The other kinda left a bad taste to me, even when the fic was not that bad. It was rather good, all things considered. You can read it here: Chess, and other Aphrodisiac.

There is also McCoy/Uhura pairing there somewhere in the side lines, but you can totally ignore it. And also Spock and Kirk being stupid again (like thats any news).

But mostly this is just how Kirk tries to come to living after dieing and Spock beating himself over the fight they had in the early days. Yup. Thats it. The whole fic. But amazing none the less. Especially when this is from Spock's point of view and it is not even OOC. Makes it all that much better.

Read, Comment and Leave Kudos. Make the author feel loved. ♥

Imperfect Bodies, Exquisite Minds [Sherlock, Sherlock/Mycroft, NC-17]

Imperfect Bodies, Exquisite Minds by taylorpotato

Sometimes Mycroft has a little brother. Other times, he has a little sister. He loves Sherlock unconditionally, but that doesn't always make things easy. Snapshots of Sherlock and Mycroft's life every three years from childhood up through canon.

Nothing is perfect. Or maybe everything is perfect just the way they are. Maybe. Anyways. Sherlock is far from happy with himself and his life. He hates stuff but at the same time he doesn't want to change it completly.

The other reason why I want to say something about this one is because Sherlock does not feel himself as a man or a woman. He is something between, sometimes woman sometimes man. He just feels the way he feels and life goes there somewhere.

Yes. Thats it.

I really liked Sherlock like that. I also liked Mycroft because he never made a big fuss about it. He tought about it and made his own conclusion but in the end he let Sherlock be Sherlock and was there for Sherlock. And that is the most important. To be with person and let them be. Let just everything float there in the background, it just does not have to make any sense to you.

Just let everybody be who they want to be. Not complicated. Not at all.

Fuck. Another fic from taylorpotao. Have probably find another author next, just for change and all that. But none the less, you have to go to make them happy with comments and with kudos.
Thank you. ♥

What We Don't Say (or The Epic Wedding of Jim and Spock) [Star Trek, Kirk/Spock]

What We Don't Say (or The Epic Wedding of Jim and Spock) by museaway

The first time Jim proposes, they're naked.

a sequence that you never learned [Star Trek, Kirk/Spock, NC-17]

a sequence that you never learned by annataylor

"'Spock,' Jim breathes out, completely overwhelmed by the gesture—not quite believing that Spock knows him so well, that's he's already started researching, that he trusts Jim with a member of his own endangered species."

When Jim gets it in his head to adopt an eight year old Vulcan, Spock presents a logical solution to the issue of Jim's humanity: marriage to a Vulcan citizen.

Jim and Spock. I had an idea what I want to say but I kinda forget it. Kinda. I still want to say something smart and good and tell you how good this was. Like how there was a plot and inside that plot there was another plot.

So basically Kirk adopts a vulcan kid and to do that he needs to have a vulcan citizenship. He gets married to Spock and they have to pretend to be the perfect married couple. Yea. And between all that there are kidnappings and more kids and figuring some shit out.

The reasons why Im blogging about this is because these two have an amazing chemistry and it is perfectly shown in this fic. Like perfect. They can be best friends and talk about almost everything but at the same time they ignore everything important. They are just perfect for each other. Nothing less, nothing more.

Also. Lets not forget the kid (whose name I can't remember right now, awesome). The kid was amazing, he was a kid and vulcan but there was a real character with flaws and own thoughts and everything. Just perfect little kid for Spock and Kirk.

And I don't even like kid fics, except this one it seems.

So worth it. So please. Read. Comment. Leave Kudos. Make the author feel loved.

A Love Like Religion [Teel Wolf, Sterek, NC-17]

A Love Like Religion by alisvolatpropiis

“Derek, my man, you missed an epic party on Saturday. Seriously, dude, I know morning Mass is like, your thing, but come on. You’re missing on out so much life has to offer, bro.”

Big hands land on shoulders with a thump and a squeeze while Derek stands at his locker, loading his gigantic calculus book into his backpack. He gives his best friend a practiced sidelong glare, which of course just encourages him. “You’ll change your mind when I tell you who sucked me off in Lydia Martin’s bedroom,” Stiles snickers into his ear.

Despite himself, Derek is curious. He tries to hide it by focusing on his books, but he knows the heat in his cheeks betrays him. “Who,” he asks, giving in, knowing he will eventually.

I have wanted to say something good about religion for awhile now. Like not just make them seem the best thing in the world but just something good in the fics, like not all the religious people are asshats kinda thing.

And this is probably all that. Well. There are couple of things I did not like in the religion part. The most of was about how Derek had this celibacy thing because of his believes or something. And if he broke that he couldn't become a priest. Yea. Or mostly thats the picture I got it from there. But that is not true. Guys dont even do the whole wait for marriage. Its more like girls thing. Seriously. Guys just do it because its the fair thing to do. And pretty often they don't do it. So.

But the fic. The fic was good. Like really good. Because Derek believed but he had the freedom to be who he wanted and do things he wanted. The religion was there for him and a way to remember his dad. It was not seomething that had control over his whole life. And Stiles was supportive and understood Derek's need to believe and how he wouldn't just abandon the religion.

And the whole thing where this made the religion actually look good for people. More like, this showed everything that the religion should be (minus the vow to wait to wedding night, just no) and how it should treat people. Like everything.

Just gotta give points from all that. Seriously. Just read it. Thats it.

Our Self-Destructive Symphony [Sherlock, Sherlock/Moriarty, NC-17, A/B/O]

Our Self-Destructive Symphony by taylorpotato

Sherlock has never wanted to settle down with a nice Alpha and have a family. He's not interested in pro-creation or domesticity. Alphas don't smell right. He wants nothing to do with them. But apparently he's very interested in fucking another Omega. A psychotic Omega, that also happens to be his arch nemesis.

To be honest. I have no idea when was the last time I read a fic from Sherlock fandom. No idea. But I had to watch the BBC Sherlock from the beging again (its just sooo good) and I had this impulse to read something from there now that Im back in the fandom. Still waiting the fourth season guys, you could hurry up a little, you know.

Different. No I can't use that word cuz there are so many sex fics that are only about fucking and some super kinky stuff, especially in the A/B/O universe. But there is actually a plot. Like a good plot about not liking society and falling in love with someone who you are probably not suppose to fall in love.

There are also a lot of stuff about society thats different from ours and how there are norms that could never work in our world. Well. It is A/B/O verse but still. A lot of stuff. Plus all those things I have kinda hate and love relationship in all those A/B/O fics.

Still. There is only like one thing I really, really did not like in this fic. And it was Sherlock. Sometimes he felt like Sherlock but most of the time he felt like every other stupid, ordinary person. Like he did not have the ability to really think about and see the big picture and small details. And there was even this one time he felt like some abused teenage girl who has a Stocholm Syndrome and is finally questioning that and then coming to conclusion that nah, its fine, Im fine, whatever.

Just no.

But besides that? The fic was good. Like really good. I finally liked some A/B/O fic without lots of violence and angst and stuff. Maybe it was not all sunshines and rainbow but I don't like fics that are. They are boring and unnatural. Everything just can not be perfect.

Plus a lot of mentioning Sherlock with other relationships, mostly just with John and Mycroft. Yea.

So read, comment and leave kudos. Make the author feel loved. ♥

The Trouble With Reclining Your Body in a Horizontal Position [TeenWolf, Sterek, nc-17]

The Trouble With Reclining Your Body in a Horizontal Position by apocryphal

Stiles doesn't lie to hurt other people. He lies to hurt himself.

Selfharm is bad. Like super bad. And so is harming other people.

This fic was nothing I thought it would be and maybe thats why it was so good to read this. Maybe not understand everything or stuff like that. But its good in a way thats a super bad and maybe there is something to learn form this.

Yea. And the paring thing ? Totally almost non existing. Yea.

The Trouble With Reclining Your Body in a Horizontal Position [TeenWolf, Sterek, nc-17]

The Trouble With Reclining Your Body in a Horizontal Position by apocryphal

Stiles doesn't lie to hurt other people. He lies to hurt himself.

Selfharm is bad. Like super bad. And so is harming other people.

 This fic was nothing I thought it would be and maybe thats why it was so good to read this. Maybe not understand everything or stuff like that. But its good in a way thats a super bad and maybe there is something to learn form this.

Yea. And the paring thing ? Totally almost non existing. Yea.

be my one and only? (aubergine emoji) [One Direction, Tomlinshaw]

be my one and only? (aubergine emoji) by hazmesentir

AU. Nick and Louis aren't in a relationship. Definitely not. (And specifically not if Harry asks).

What the fuck is an aubergine emoji? Seriously. What does aubergine even means? What is English? Have to google all that in a sec.

The fic itself.. I never actually thought I would say this but Im bored with those over drama fics where just happens endless amounts of drama. Like can't you people find something else to write about than about how two people love each other and somehow its not that simple? Like seriously. How hard can it to be original?

That said. This is original. Because these two are so fucking in love with each other and life is pretty much perfect for them. But they are not actually together. Or they are but no one is suppose to know.. At least I think that was the point.

The point I liked was how it actually worked and it was all about a bet between Harry and Louis and how Louis is stubborn. And Nick is good boyfriend and Harry is way too rich kid with nothing but time in his hands. I kinda would love to read a fic about Harry's days and what motivates him most of the time. And about his awesome penthouse thingy. Yea.

So yea. That was probably all I need to say. No. I need to add a picture of aubergine emoji to this. Yea. Here you go. Thank you. 🍆 (and it looks like blogger doesn't know how to handle emojis so lets do this the old fashioned way)

Hold On, Hold Tight (make it through another night) [Teen Wolf, Sterek]

Hold On, Hold Tight (make it through another night) by callunavulgari

“You feel important,” Derek finally blurts out, the tips of his ears going red the second the words are out of his mouth.

Stiles blinks at him. “What?”

Baby-faced Derek bites his lip again, which is… distracting. “Something is wrong,” he finally says, slowly. “I don’t know what, because none of you are telling me anything—” and ah, there’s a hint of the old Derek. Stiles would recognize that scowl anywhere. “—but I know that everything smells wrong. And that I can’t feel mom anymore. I can’t feel anyone, except for you.”

This one os super open. Like there is no real ending. Everything is either starting at the end or ending. And everything has been left for the reader to decide.

Also. There aren't so many fics about Derek being 16 again and how it changes things. So points for that too. The last thing is how this didn't feel like a lot of effort to read in the middle of the night. There are only about 2000 words in this one after all.

And maybe I don't have to find any more good things about this. Maybe that is enough.

Lay It Down [James Bond, 00Q]

Lay It Down by dhampir72
French translate: Lay It Down by Belle pimprenelle

Bond and Q agreed: their relationship was nothing more than physical. Until it suddenly isn't.

(Or alternatively: The one in which Q gets sick, Bond takes care of him, and the truth comes out.)

There are two reasons why Im writing about this. First one is how I'm going to study to UK (yay!) and I needed something to celebrate about that and what better way to do that than blog about a Bond fic, you can't get much more British than that. The second one is more about how I have wanted to say something about this a really long time but I have just not done it for nonexisting reasons.

Because lets be honest. This is not my favorite fic, this does not go even to top 100 in there. Probably. But this is not bad or anything. I just like this but not like like. If that makes any sense to anyone.

The reasons for that are kinda the plot that does not exist (or maybe it does but mostly this is just Q being sick and they are both big idiots) but at the same time this fic is all about how complex Q and Bond's relationship could be. It is just not about awesome gadgets and amazing sex and espionage. There is also death and sickness and life being cruel and how you just can't get everything you want.

So. This is all about real life and issues and all those cruel, shitty, awful things that life brings. And sometimes reading about all those things does good, like really good. So please Read, Comment and Leave Kudos (make the author feel loved ♥).

For better, for worse [Teen Wolf, Sterek]

For better, for worse by Vendelin

Derek and Stiles have been married for six years. Derek loves his job as a successful lawyer, loves his financial security and his large house. It isn’t until Stiles gets shot while working that he starts to understand that maybe Stiles isn’t loving their life as much as Derek is.

I dont want to use the word different while writing this. I just dont want to use it.

I would rather write about how people don't write that much about the other side of relationships. That side where there are fights and they are becoming strangers and getting divorsed. And I would love to read about those too, not just that magical shit about getting together and everything being perfect. 

This is something about all that. How the real life, jobs, plans and dreams somehow interview with that dream marriage. Maybe this fic is also about healing and trying to find the person you fell in love with again. 

Those are all the reasons why I want to blog about this and praise this whole thing. Because for some reason people don't like writing about the everyday bad stuff. They more prefer the dramatic accidents and memory loses, all those uncommon events that could happen. 

Okey. Maybe there is this part about Stiles getting shot but he is a cop and doesn't get that miracle healing that so many others get. So yea. 

I really loved this one and I want you to give this a chance, even if it is a little bit sad. Just. It is worth it. Believe me on this. 

The Long Way Home [Teen Wolf, Sterek]

The Long Way Home by lielabell

"Uh, don't take this the wrong way," Stiles says the first time-- the hopefully only time-- Derek kisses him, "but I'm not into you. Like, yeah, your body is hot and all, but your personality kinda is not and I'm the sort of guy that, well," he shrugs, a rueful smile on his face. "It's called demisexual. Look it up." And then he bites his lower lip, grabs his backpack and hightails it out of there, leaving Derek alone, his hands clenched helplessly into fists at his sides.

The only reason I am actually writing about this is sexualities and how those can affect a lots of things in life. It is not always easy to talk about what you are and what you want, even when the other one is open about themselves and fine with all sexualities.

And I also want to promo ace and demi fics. Those are the only reasons. The fic was also good and worth your time. But those are just the reasons why this ended up to my blog. So please. Read, comment and leave kudos.

Before My Eyes [James Bond, 00Q9]

Before My Eyes by gunshyvw

“He must choose,” Death had said in the slow, raspy voice of wind through dead leaves. “And since you knew him in life, you are the one to give him this choice.”
“Why me?”
“Because he loved you.”

Fuck life. Fuck crying.

You are going to cry when reading this. The ending especially. Just all the different shades of sad.

get another coal on the fake fire [One Direction, Louis Tomlinson/Nick Grimshaw, Zayn Malik/Perrie Edwards, NC-17]

get another coal on the fake fire by magneticwave

In Louis’ defense, this had seemed like a smashing idea with high potential for success six weeks ago when he’d first thought of it. // “I get that you’re jealous and all,” Zayn adds, “because—we all get it, yeah? Harry’s got like a million mates now outside of the band and he’s never around when we’re home—but it has never occurred to me that this problem might be solved by one of us sucking Grimmy’s dick.”

I have to start this thing again saying that this is probably the second time Im reading this fic and the only reason why I am even doing that is because I can't remember why I have not blogged about this one before. Seriously.

The second thing is how I fucking love Louis in this one. He is just this ADHD kid who just knows his people and just does things without actually thinking (and when he actually thinks something he ignores are those little warning sings). You just gotta love him. Seriously.

Okey. Maybe I am suppose to talk about how Louis has a crush on Nick that he has not acknowledge yet and then things escalates because of Harry. And somehow Nick is all on board with Louis being Louis. Yea.

So. Literally the only thing that was kinda questionmark to me was Nick. But it didn't bother me or anything. It just added to the whole mystery of Nick. No. I can't say something like that. Maybe more along the lines of Nick being the mystery one. No. Nick being something and then something about mystery or something and then yea. I have no fucking idea. Seriously.

I just liked Nick and loved Louis in this one. Yes. And the other boys were also awesome like always, probably. I don't know. Not so big part of this fandom that I could actually know shit besides what I am reading in fics. Ha.

So please. Read. Comment. Leave Kudos. And be fucking amazing. Thank you.

How Q Hacked Online Dating [James Bond, 00Q, NC-17]

How Q Hacked Online Dating by JayEz

“How does that lead to…?” Eve waves her hand at the mess behind Q’s back.
Q feels his expression morph into a sly grin. “I have a new plan. I’m going to stay on these dating platforms, but I’m going to treat them as databases. Rather than waiting for an algorithm to set me up, I'm going to try reverse-engineering this entire system.”

In which Q works in the private sector, still winds up friends with Eve, and applies science to his love life. Obviously, Eve gets involved.

The first thing I really wanted to say is really what the fuck I just read. Seriously. I kinda really want to leave this to that but I can't because I liked this so much. So so much.

Okey. No. I wanted to say how this restore my faith in stories and my inspiration in reading those stories. But thats sounds just plain wrong. Like really wrong. I have an awesome book in my bed right now and I can't stop reading it until there is an actual reason to stop (the book is super fat and long). So that whole thing wouldn't even be true.

So maybe Im going to continue with my whole nerdy back ground that Im leaving behind, like everything else. Because Q is amazing with computer and with his crazy ideas. I just every single idea he has in this fic. After that comes the writing style and sarcasm and snark. After that comes Eve and James and some other shit.

The other thing is also the whole no drama thing. Literally. No drama. No heartbreaks. No cliche shit. Okey. Maybe a little bit pining and denying feelings. But no cliche shit. Yea.

I also got the awseome idea to name my next cat Linux. And everyone is with me with this name thing. Yea. I just have to get that cat first.

Okey. To be serious one second. This fic is actually all about how M asked Eve to arrange a relationship. It was all about how to tame James Bond and stop some national crisis. And I'm not even kidding. So just read it. Its amazing.

Something Personal [One Direction, Louis Tomlinson/Nick Grimshaw, Harry Styles/Liam Payne, NC-17]

Something Personal by checkthemargins

Nick is a young, renown neurosurgeon. Harry is his worker-minion. Liam is Harry's new boyfriend. Louis is Harry's best friend and an absolutely wretched little monster, and Nick is stupidly, stupidly in love with him.

Louis. I like Louis in this. He is just this enigma in Nick's head but in the same time we don't get that much out of Louis. He just is there and Nick is in love with him and Harry tries to get them together. And its good and not sad and nothing bad. Its just life where Louis is insecure and little bit stupid.

Maybe it is kinda weird that neurosurgeon is best friends with an uni student or that they hang out so much. Or maybe it is not. I don't know. This fandom doesn't make any sense to me anymore. But the thing that makes sense is how real this is and how patients die and life goes on. And people are not always rainbows and sunshines.

And maybe these two are just gonna be one of my favorite paring. Or maybe anything that has Louis in it is going to be my favorite thing. I don't know. I just like Louis in every fic and how he lives and is pretty and smart and just makes his own way to other people's hearts.

Yea. Thats it. Thats all I want to say.

So please. Read, comment and leave kudos. Be awesome. Thank you.

Break the Lock If It Don't Fit [Teen Wolf, Sterek, NC-17]

Break the Lock If It Don't Fit by Dira Sudis (dsudis)

"Do you know what just happened?" Peter asked, frowning. "Do you know what Derek did?"

"He dislocated my shoulder," Stiles snapped, but Peter just arched an eyebrow, unimpressed by that answer.

I wanted to write a fucking novel out of this just because I have read the fic like a dozens of times. Seriously. Not even kidding. The fic just pops out somewhere every time I want to read some Sterek. So yea. I wanted to make this entry somehow special.

But guess what. Fuck that. I have nothing to say (besides this being amazing). Literally. Besides also how I don't read fics more than once like never. There are like three or four fics that are exceptions but not that many.

So yea. That has to be enough. At least I hope so.

not that i am special, not that you're some work of art [One Direction, Louis Tomlinson/Zayn Malik, Harry Styles/Liam Payne]

not that i am special, not that you're some work of art by ampere

"I dunno,” Zayn blinks the burning feeling of lack of sleep off his eyes, “he just came out.”
Harry nods, scratches behind Dionysus ears, “haven't slept much, have you?”
“He's not letting me,” Zayn grins, “wants me to finish him.”
Harry steps closer, “he's pretty...kinda like a Greek statue.”
“Yeah,” Zayn frowns

or

The seven things Louis and Zayn could had been, and the one thing they all add up to.

I have read this before. When, I don't remember. But once before. When I opened this now I was not sure if this was the same fic but Im happy it was.

Zayn is a starving artist and Louis is his master piece that comes to life. In the middle of there are lots of parts of their other lives together. Their life sucks and is sad and being with each other just makes everything better.

Okey. First of all, there is a happy ending. I think that is worth of mentioning right of the start. There are also a lot of sad parts but I think thats given. There is also a cat and Harry feeding that cat. Maybe some fires and lot of other stuff.

But the thing I really liked was how this was kinda a poem. A really sweet, beautiful poem. That kept going and going. It didn't felt like a fic or a real story because the words and how they were in there. It just felt like a poem and I really loved that one.

The other thing I liked was how not perfect the world was. It wasn't anything super sad or bad either. It was just Zayn doing what he wants and trying to survive without actually turning againts his dreams or believes. It was reality. There is probably a good word for the theme and everything but I don't know that word. Still, I hope you understand what I mean.

I also hope you read this, you leave a beautiful comment and a kudos. Thank you.

PWP Oneshots Part 7 [James Bond, Star Trek, One Direction]

Read, Comment and Leave Kudos ♥

The Benefits of Returning Field Equipment by statesofuncertainty
[James Bond/Q]

007 smiled at him through the peep hole.
“Go away.”
“Not a chance.” Was the muffled reply.
With a lingering glance at the ceiling as if to tell whatever deity that their plan to ruin his night in had succeeded, Q turned the lock and opened the door.
“Please come in.” He said with a tight smile
“Ah such warmhearted civility.” Bond grinned.

Numerical Data by hollybennett123
[James Bond/Q]

Q has shagged James Bond nine times and his life is a disaster.
(or: Q has a bad day, Bond has a thing for Q's jumpers and the night goes exactly as expected, for the most part)

Red Shift by jane_potter
[James T. Kirk/Spock]

Even on alien planets where it's socially acceptable, Spock doesn't do well with public nudity, particularly when his mate is involved. Fortunately for Jim, this usually leads to possessive wallsex.

Matters by yeaka
[James T. Kirk/Khan Noonien Singh]

Khan has a moment of fun before leaving to London.

Back Where I Belong by whoknows
[Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson]

Harry’s trying to have a conversation with Nick, who he hasn’t seen in nearly three months, but the way Nick’s eyes keep darting over his shoulder every few seconds is quite distracting.

It’s ironic, because at least a quarter of the reason that he’s even talking to Nick in the first place is because he needs a distraction. He’s all too aware of exactly what’s going on behind his back.

Nick is the one who finally brings it up. “Do you think he’s doing it to spite you?”

“He’s definitely doing it to spite me,” Harry answers tightly, resisting the urge to crane his neck around so he can see. He clutches his drink a little tighter, trying to keep his tenuous control over his own movements.

Five Times As Nice by queensusan
[James T. Kirk/Spock]

Spock is afraid Jim will be turned off by his alien genitalia. Jim convinces him he can take any cock.

You Can't Dodge Stiles Stilinski [Teen Wolf, Sterek, Erica/Boyd, Allison/Scott, NC-17]

You Can't Dodge Stiles Stilinski by stilinskisparkles

“And this is it?” he points at the first girl. “I saw you in first period, you barely bothered to catch any of the balls you were tossed. I’m pretty sure you spent more time on your cell.”

The girl rolls her eyes, and looks completely unashamed of the fact she had her phone out in class. Derek knows Finstock would have stepped on it.

“And you,” he points at the second girl, taller and with eyes that meet Derek’s coolly. “You can’t throw anything worth half a damn. And what are you,” he points at the boy, trying not to look him in the eye, and failing. “A hundred and fifty pounds wet?”

The boy smirks at him, and Derek looks resolutely away. He’s now desperately trying not to picture him wet.

"I can't work with this."

Before this I had no idea what game dodge ball is (I still don't what it is called in my native language) and I had to google it ofc, but I used youtube and the first thing I got from there was One Direction playin dodge ball and lets just say Im traumatised for the rest of my life. Seriously. Just no. Probably have to leave internet for awhile.

But this fic has nothing to do with One Direction and really little to do actual dodge ball (besides the point that the dodge ball is kinda a huge part of the whole plot). This is more like the story about someone figthing with morals and want. And laws and jailbait and somewhere there is practising for some dodge ball game.

Normally I would probably rant about how I dont wanna read almost an 30 000 word fic that is basicaly only about Derek pining over Stiles and how Stiles is young and Dereks is teacher but fuck that. This is actually, really good even that is totally the whole plot. Like I'm not kidding. Thats it.

The thing is. It just doesn't get boring or feel like it is repeating itself. The plot just goes and Derek falls more in love every minute. Its kinda cute, probably. And I totally dig Jack. Awesome puppy he is.

What else? Yea. Someone could explain me what dodge ball is besides that it involves throwing balls and when you get hit you are out. And read this. Seriously. Read this. And leave kudos and comments, make the author feel loved. Thank you.

CAPTIVE [TeenWolf, Sterek, NC-17]

CAPTIVE By writeonclara

It’s porn. Well, it’s sort of porn. Gay sort of porn. Definitely Not Safe For Work. Isaac pushes Stiles out of the way to frantically exit out of the browser before their manager catches them looking at porn.

Or:

Stiles thinks he has college all figured out (despite his sourwolf of a roommate), until he gets scouted to be a model for the popular werewolf skinmag, CAPTIVE.

This reminds me so much of this other fic I read like ages ago where they Derek and Stiles were models for this some werewolf porn mags. It was totally different with Stiles already graduated and they not even being friends. But the point is that now I want to find that one too and blog about it too but it has to wait, at least until I have read this.

The thing why I liked this one so much was because it was all Stiles. It was all about how Stiles doesn't understand Derek and how all the werewolf crap just doesn't make any sense. And top of that no one is explaining anything. Its just so fucking true. No one is ever explaining anything.

But I also liked Derek and how he was all about not knowing what to do and just going the way he thought was right way. Ofc that also brings how these two just never can talk about things until things just go overboard and shit goes down. Yea.

And I just want to add something about doing porn and how it is okey and there is actually nothing wrong with it. And why not. So yea. But please. Read, Comment and Leave Kudos. Thank you.

Tech Support [The Avengers, FrostIron]

Tech Support by Clareithromycin

Tony's guilty pleasure is helping out anonymously on the Stark technical support forums.
He comes into contact with an exiled Loki when he starts having trouble with his new laptop.

To be honest I have no idea why I have not written anything about this one before. Because this is good and I just liked all of that computer stuff and how magic can affected electronics. 

After that comes all the secrets and plans and shit. And I have no idea what I am actually talking about. I can't remember what I really wanted to say. But it probably went along the lines of how amazing this was and how I liked every bit of this. Like all that stuff with Tony's "double" life and Loki trying to find his place on Earth.

So yea. Just read it and enjoy all of those 20 000 words or so.

que tu m’aimais encore [Teen Wolf, Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski, Allison Argent/Scott McCall]

que tu m’aimais encore by magneticwave

Wolves mate for life, don’t they?

Some magic and some heartache and some missing heartache and some pining and sucky world.

I think I missed something at the beginning and it was just kinda blurry to me first but it really got better after a while. In the end it was really good and probably even awesome.

And I just found this entry from here and I have no memory of where that was going so yeaaa... Whatever. This was probably good if I was even thinking about blogging about it so. So yea. Read, Love, Comment and Kudos. Or something. I think.

How Spectre Should Have Ended [James Bond, 00Q]

if you don't know (me by now) by InvincibleMadhouses

Imagine that scene at the end of Spectre when Bond picks up the car from Q, only.....different.

Drive You Home by enigma_kar

A re-write of the ending of Spectre. In which Bond returns for Q, not just his car, and discovers that Q needs him more than ever. And maybe he needs Q too.

Take My Hand and Lead Me Far From Here by larascasse

Just another run of the mill "For the love of all fandom, fix the Spectre ending!" fic.

Aka Bond comes back for Q.

There are probably more of these than just these three. Fuck that. I know there are more than these three. For example there is also this awesome comic how things should have ended (I couldnt find the comic while finding these three fics so if you find the comic, please comment. I would love to add a link to it on this post, thank you). 

I really would have preferred any of these endings. I would have preferred some kinda ending like one of these even if there wasnt any deep feelings or stuff. Just these two ending up at the same place would have been enough. 

So fics are here filling that quota. And we are here to make the authors feel loved so Read, Comment and Leave Kudos ❤️

And links for other endings for Spectre are also welcome to the comments. Thank you. 

Wo Rauch [Spiderman, Deadpool, Spideypool, NC-17]

Wo Rauch Ist by CAPSING

"Someone needs to write a ‘the fire alarm went off at 3 am and now the cute guy from the flat next door is standing next to me in his underwear’ AU"

CAPSING again ? Fuck. Well. Whatever. They write amazing fics. That's it. Not gonna add anything else.

And I need life. Maybe.

But just read, comment and leave kudos. Pretty please.

Okey. I have to try. Lets say couple words. Peter is naïve and Wade is one hell of shady sneak. Seriously. All those plots to get Peter and poor Peter just had a small crush.

Abyss [The Avengers, Loki/Tony Stark, NC-17]

Abyss by plumadesatada

A monster lives in Tony's shadow and sleeps under his bed.

Mom asked me what I was reading and I answered something along the lines of "Marvel and Islam mythology mixup". But thats not 100% true. Loki is some kinda demon from the Koran but thats it. 

The more important part is how this is the first fic I have read where Tony is a college student. The second important part is how this is happening in that cave in Afghanistan and Tony is telling a story about plan A. In the end plan a and b merge and makes a little bit different ending. 

Or maybe this is a little bit different story about that monster under your bed (and in the shadows). Or maybe this is just a story about a boy who finds a friend and falls in love. Or just about how a genius boy tries to find his place in the world. Or maybe about how life teaches you a lot of things only if you are willing to learn. 

So I kinda have a lot to say but I dont want to spoil the story. This is just so many different things compined together. Somehow still all those things just creates a really good story. 

here [Star Trek, James T. Kirk/Spock]

here by waldorph

“I stole your bed,” Jim said. He was not, Spock noted, regretful or embarrassed, merely stating the fact.

Jim and the older Spock. Or should I say the Spock from other timeline ? Fuck if I know. 

I just wanted this here. With the different argument again and the whole consept how there are two Spocks and how the world is different and still two Spocks and just one Jim. Yea. All those reasons. 

now some saint got the job of writing down my sins [Stark Trek, James T. Kirk/Leonard McCoy]

now some saint got the job of writing down my sins by starkjrs

In which Jim falls in love with Bones' bed and maybe Bones, too.

I wanted to use words like masterpiece. But I dont know what is a masterpiece and how you define masterpiece so I really dont have words I could use. And maybe thats the worst part. 

The best part however is how you are waiting the fic to crash and burn but it does not do that. It just feels like it could happen any second but it doesnt. Its barely holding together and that is the reason why I really liked this one. 

And the repeat stuff also. 

Those two things together made this to earn that masterpiece word in my mind. Even if I dont really know how to define a masterpiece but I hope this can be counted as one. 

don't fall asleep in in the moonlight, she'll make you sweat [Teen Wolf, Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski, Allison Argent/Scott McCall, Vernon Boyd/Erica Reyes]

don't fall asleep in in the moonlight, she'll make you sweat by hoars

There bruises on Derek's chest from where Stiles pushed Derek. Two purple-red impressions of the heel of Stiles' palms. Derek pokes them curiously. 

Derek's never had bruises before Stiles.

First Im going to complain how people don't use capital letters in their fic names anymore. Yes, I know you can use it sometimes to make a point or be different or whatever floats your boat. But this is getting rididcculous. It feels like no one use caps anymore anywhere. English is a language and to keep that language alive and keep people understanding whats the right way you are suppose to use the langauge correctly. So please. Use the caps.

But the fic itself was.. different. Fuck that.

I liked how someone actually took the whole mate thing and added something actually new to it. Like not just all that usual, cliche crap that you can read in almost any soulmate/mate fics. The bruising was new and exciting and I really, really liked it.

I also liked how it was not something that everyone just knew, how Derek had to work it out in his head before he was sure. How Erika and Boyd made sense and how Derek dealed with it (okey, he could always done better but we are talking about Derek). It just kept every character as their own and (as far as I can remember) no one was OOC. Just really good work with all that.

There were probably tons of other good stuff that I should mention but I want you to find them and just understand how I liked this and found this good and different. And totally worth of reading. Like seriously. Just read it.

How We Are (but not how we're going to be) [Star Trek, Kirk/Spock, NC-17]

How We Are (but not how we're going to be) by alpha_hydra

Even when they hate each other, they're still sort of falling in love.

Im not so sure why I wanted to write about this one specially. Maybe because I really wanted to watch the movie again just because I wanted to understand where this all comes from. And I do understand. I really do. 

I also liked how much there was stuff going on and how things happened on their time. Maybe even a little bit of slow built kinda fic. Or not really. But lots of stuff I really liked and how everything was considered. Again. 

And I just love this fandom because all the possibilities and how people actually take advantage of that. Just the best. One of the best fandoms ever.

So yea. Maybe all those reasons are actually enough reason for me to blog about this and fot you to read this. Hopefully.

in another country (people die) [The Avengers, Loki/Tony Stark]

in another country (people die) by pprfaith
Translation into Russia: в другой стране (умирают люди) by EvilWinter, pprfaith
Translation into China: 在另一個國度（人們死去） by pprfaith, reflux

“The world is not your playground, Stark!” Fury yells at him one time, after he maybe brings down a building or two and Tony just laughs because, seriously, yes it is.

The weirdest thing is that I have no idea why I have not blogged about this one before. Like seriously. This is fucking amazing. The other weird thing is how I really want to tell you how amazing this fic is but no idea how to do that. This is just awesome.

Like Tony is this guy who no one seems to understand and the same goes with Loki (actually this part is so fucking canon that I cant even explain it) but then somehow they understand each other seriously well. It just makes them such a good team and makes the fic so much more awesome.

And I really would love a sequel to this or even a multichapter sequel. The only problem is that I know its probably gonna destroy the whole thing and just make things worse. But the author could always surprise and make the whole thing even better.

But Im not ready to gamble with fic this good so maybe we will just be happy about how good this is and you all can go read this, and comment and leave kudos. Make the author feel loved ♥