A Nights Musing [The Lord of the Ring, Legolas/Gimli, NC-17]

A Nights Musing by Gecco

After Helm's Deep and Legolas finally excepts his feelings for a certain Dwarf.

First the whole Legolas/Gimli thing was so fucking disturbing to me that I dont even know what to say. But then I read that little sentenced or two somewhere. I think it was an actual part from the books (yea, havent read those cuz never really had enough patiense to read all that) where was this mention about how Legolas took Gimli with him to that other side of sea (or whatever) because they were so close and blahblah. That thing make me want to try the whole paring thing and I have to say, I kinda seriously like this one. Yea.

And this was the first I ever read through about those two. The story is almost all about how Legolas finds the ways to look Gimli as a handsome person. He has grown with elfs and cant see any other beauty than the sweet, nice harmony in bodies and those long, fine hair and crap like that. But then all the people who were trying to get into Gimlis pants opened his eyes how Gimli is beautiful his own way and that isnt elf kinda beautiful.

Maybe the most I liked how Legolas was in love from the begining with Gimli but couldnt think him as a beautiful from the outside. He only knew that attraction to Gimlis soul and thoughts and to crap like that. In the beging he couldnt even think that Gimli looked anyway beautiful or handsome. To Legolas Gimli was only this ugly person with lots of hair in every friggin place and nothing more.

So kinda the whole oneshot is a story how Legolas found a way too look things differently and look outside the box. Yea.

And to Gimli this was... I dont know what this was to Gimlis part. I just liked too much all Legolas thoughts and how he matured during this and found that even the elfs can be wrong and that they are too selfcentered. So maybe to Gimli this was a story how he found the love of his life from a elf and how he got over his hating for elfs. Yea. Maybe.

Then the whole storytelling in this one was so good and fluent and I just couldnt do anything but to fall in love with it too. Seriously I cant find any flaw in this one. So I just think I found a new paring that Im gonna ship the rest of my life. Ha. Yea.

What They Do [Tokio Hotel, TB, NC-17]

What They Do by Haylz

The twins find themselves in a sexual rut, but only Bill can really see a problem. Then things get much worse.

Okey. Seriously. I have read this one like a thousand times already and I still feel like I wanna read this again. This is just so goood and Haylz is just so good writer and everything. God.

But anyway What They Do is a story about twins that have been together so long that the magic is almost gone already and everything is just a big old routine where sex is nonexcisting. There are lots of these small scenes where the twins have normal evenings together and how they think and do but wont do anything to make everything better. And almost every scene Bill wants to change things but things just doesnt turn like Bill imagined them to turn.

Then there comes big break and everything starts to go normal again and yea. The ending is good is all Im saying.

This is one of those fics that I would just love to crap million quotes out of the whole thing and only show you how really good fic this is. And its so hard to say in words and tell you everything Im thinkin because I dont even do know what Im thinkin by myself. Fuck this is hard.

Sad is one word to describe this one. Their whole break up so sad and it affects to everyone and somehow it makes everyone else feel sad too. I wanna say beautiful kinda sad but I dont know if you can say something like that. How even sad can be beautiful? Dunno but thats how I feel.

Then this is beautiful but I explained everything about that already so... this is also really sweet and charming. And only because twins are charming and sweet and nice guys and then this.. Yea.

Maybe I could also say this one feels so real, like this could totally be happening out there somewhere (maybe the persons arent twins or anything related but good friends or something like that) and these could be their thoughts. I can so believe in every word in this fic.

And the title. Seriously. It so fits in this one. Gosh. And I totally run out of the nice words and words in general. Gosh. I wanted this fic to have a huge awesome post in my blog and tell everyone how in love I am and how everyone should read this. But it looks I cant do that without sounding too much like a fangirl (well Im that so why destroy a true image, dunno). Read this and tell what you think and maybe this could have that big part of my blog. Yeaaaaah.

Appendicitis [Sherlock]

Appendicitis by gemstone1234

Pretty much what it says on the tin. Sherlock gets appendicitis, deals with it in a very Sherlockian way. I dont really get the rating system so I'm just going to say there's nothing particularly graphic in here, no bad language or anything really. Just the story.

Okey. First off all. There isnt any paring, there isnt any hots stuff and all in all there istn any those stuff that I like in a fanfic. Yea.

So in basically Sherlock is too stubborn to admit that he is in pain and John finds him on the floor and takes him to the hospital. There everybody is like trying to take care of Sherlock and shit like that. Ofc John is worrying and doing all he can do to take care of Sherlock. And Mycroft is doing his own part with putting Sherlock to best room that is in the whole hospital.

But why I liked this one? Seriously I dont know. I have no friggin idea why I even opened this one and read this through. Maybe it had something to do with how well written this is or maybe just because this is so different to all I have ever read. Like seriously. I cant even say another fic where there is just main character going to hospital and being taken care there and then getting home and the end.

And there happens nothing in this one. This was kinda pure character analysis. Like the writers only purpose was to try out how they all would act if (or when, whatever) Sherlock ended in hospital. And I have to admit that they have totally succeed in that. I so could picture all the scenes and how true they would be and how everybody just is like they are in this one. Like really. Ou god. So. good.

Now I am ofc saying that you have to go and read this and leave your own comment about the whole fic down here. But at least read this. I dont think Im ever again gonna ask you to read anything like this again. So read and do it just for the experience. Yea.

The Party and the After Party [Final Fantasy, Seph/Cloud, Zack/Cloud, NC-17]

The Party and the After Party by Mariel Nightstalker

Cloud, a recent addition to the ShinRa military, celebrates at a party and an after party. Under the influence of alcohol, he finds himself keeping company with two strangers. SLASH Cloud/Zack Cloud/Sephiroth

 I dont really like Final Fantasy game. Its too much fighting and it always reminds me of those 90s games. So yea. Not for me. But what I really liked was that second movie and its graphics. Like seriously. It was anime but it was still much better and sometimes it felt like those were actual person and not computer made, ya know. The achievement was just so good that I couldnt really not to like it.

And now I'm totally lost from the actual fic. Well yea. Better late than never.

So anyways. Cloud is one lost puppy in a big party and then he just meets way too many high ranked army guys (and ofc he doesnt know that they are high ranked army guys). Then he ofc has sex with Zack and then gets lost again and drinks some more and ends sleeping the night at Sephirots place (but they dont do anything that night). And ofc this fic ends with some Seph/Zack talk about Cloud.

Yeaaa... So basically I really dont know what to say about this one (either). But I really, really liked this and how Cloud was so lost and meet everybody by accident. And everything just went so fluently and gosh.

Maybe this is a little bit too cliche Final Fantasy fic where Seph and Zack fight over our little sweet innocent Cloud without the final ending where Cloud chooces the other and the other one just cries after Cloud. So basically all shit has been left out and all the good stuff is still there. Yea.

So. Read and come tell your opinion about this one : D

Of Feathers and Blood [The Avengers, Loki/Tony Stark, NC-17]

Of Feathers and Blood by Frothy Owl

On the way home from a ruined evening, Tony runs into a strange winged man, takes him home to allow him to heal. What happens next is entirely unpredictable. (FrostIron; condensed story; smut.) Birthday gift for Felifay on Tumblr.

This feels so wrong. Loki and Tony Stark pairing. Like seriously. Stark is an awesome playboy and Loki is this mean bastard. Loki should be with Thor and Stark.. well he has all those women. And this... Just no. This is just so wrong. Okey. The fic was awesome but still. This is just wrong.

Everything stars with Stark leaving some big party that had been cancelled. He is in bad mood and is still kinda depressed how he messed up his and Pepper Potts' relationship. There is all these hints that Stark is still in love with her but doesnt wanna make any move cuz he hurt her so badly and so on. But while Happy is driving and Stark is chatting with Pepper something falls on top of their Cadillac and of course its Loki who has fallen from the sky. Stark saves his ass and Loki moves in with Stark. Pepper doesnt like that, Happy doesnt like that and they are all against Stark saving Loki's ass. 

But Stark saves Loki's ass and they start living together. Everything is okey in that deal. Loki heals and keeps love profile while flying (yea, he have wings in this one, and so does Thor) and Stark is all antisocial while staying in basement all that. But at some point they just fall for each other (ofc) and then Thor comes and tries to take Loki back to home with him and there is fight and this is the point where I stop telling about plot and you have to read cuz you just want to know what happens.

 

Anyways. Even when all that is just plain wrong (just no, this cannot work) this fic is still awesome. There isnt that normal crap how they just fall in love and how the fucking is just a part of that falling in love crap. There is plot and how they just feels things but doesnt really think about those or anything else. Everything just comes crashing down to them when Thor comes to take Loki back to home with him. 

 

The only time when all that doesnt just work is the ending. Stark is friggin ooc while being helpless with Loki and how he just wants Loki to stay and gosh. Stark is just too sentimental with all that crap. And then there is Loki who is way too intressed with saving Stark and spending time with Stark and how that just is so antiLoki. Yea.

 

But other than those little things this is good. There is good plot and everything just feels good even when this is a little bit AU.  And I have to admit I would rather read Stark/Potts fics but yea. I still totally liked this. I cant really find any bad about besides what I have already said and those things were kinda must things in fic like this. But yea. Totally worth for reading. Yea.

Two Souls Collide [Tokio Hotel, TB, NC-17, drugs]

Two Souls Collide by KussMichJetzt

Tom Kaulitz is an openly gay guy in his early twenties who lives a rather liberal lifestyle. Alcohol and drugs are both a big part of his everyday life and he isn't ashamed to admit that he has a bit of a sex addiction. When his mother tells him they're moving in with her new fiance, things are about to change for Tom. Gordon and his teenage son are both Christians and very dedicated to their religion and beliefs. What happens when the carefree, rebellious, sexual dreadhead is forced to share a room with his new stepbrother, a stunning black haired beauty who is raised to believe that homosexuality is a sin and who is saving himself for marriage?

I hate religious. I really do. Everything about those reminds me how some people just wants to take the other peoples rights away just because they happen to think its wrong. And in this one Gordon tries to take Toms rights away but Tom fights. And I really like how Tom has all the courage to do that and say what he really thinks even when Gordon is gonna be his stepdad and all that. Yea.

So the fic is all about how Bill comes from really religious family and believes all that shit but still is interested in boys. And then Simone and Gordon decide to move together. In the middle of all that is gay sex asdicted Tom who loves clubbing, drinking and smoking pot and so he is all that Gordon doesnt believe in. So Tom automatically sarta to rebel against all of that and Simone tries to keep his sond side and at the same time tries to make Tom undertstand that religion is really important to Gordon and Bill. And yea. Basically this has all the elements how religious people tries to mess gay people lives and how they just are stupid and rasistic.

I dont wanna you to think that I hate religious people or anythig. I just hate their reasoning and how they are forcing other people to think the same way and forcing the world ho the way they want it to go.

And thats the reason why I like this fic so much. There are people who tries just to live how they beliebe they should be living and then there comes these other ones that believes diffrelently and they all have to live under the same roof. Yea. Especially I like how much everyone just tries be themselves without affecting to the others.

Okey. There are lots of things that shows how Gordon tries to make Tom straight or Tom trying to get Gordon to accept him as a gay and then there is Bill who Tom wants to fuck and yea. Well of course there is this shit that first Tom only wants to fuck Billncuz his friends says he cant do that and of course they are gonna fall for each other but yea.

But this one is still in progress so I cant really tell what is gonna happen in the end. So thats a mystery even for me. Okey. I have my ideas about the ending but I really hope Im gonna be wrong yea.

But this is totally worth for readin. Especially if you dislike religious as much I do and want to make the religious people to hear some shit. Yeah. Read this.

Slumberland [Naruto, NaruSasuNaru, NC-17]

Slumberland by Ladelle

When Naruto's world literally fades to black, he is left with one resolve: to find the one who saved him. Naru/Sasu/Naru

I dont really remember why I stopped to read  this the first time. Maybe this was too long or too different. But now I kinda like this. I dont love this or anything there just is something that I like even a little bit.

But in the begin some aliens come to the earth and the whole world ends in a chaos. One of the Aliens saves Naruto from being killed and of course that one is Sasuke. Then there is lots of running and other shit where Naruto finds out things about government and how the aliens and humans were once the same and yea. There are just so much things about gods and aliens and other languages and how humans cannot progress some things and so on.

Anyway the whole fic isnt one big mess with all the details. There is some sense and it all is well written. All in all I cant really say a bad word about this even when I didnt like this so much. This was just so different. I dont know if it is good kind of different of bad kind. It depends who is saying because there isnt so much cliches maybe a cuople like Sasuke has to return to earth cuz he cant stop thinking Naruto and the way the plot wast told.

Still there isnt anything that is bad. This just isnt something I like to read. So yea. Comment about this. I cant really say anything but try and read it. You cant say you dont like it if you dont try it cuz this is good fic it just doesnt fit to everyone. Yea. If you like scifi, aliens and how government sometimes sucks more than normally then yea you could like this.

The Kaulitz Residence [Tokio Hotel, TB, NC-17]

The Kaulitz Residence by firelucy

Hidden in their basement is the most wonderful secret the boys could have ever imagined, a strip club, seriously could it get any better than this?
Well that depends, would it be even better if Bill felt the urge to ‘dance’

First of all I read this first time something like a year or two ago and totally fell in love. And now I was just way too bored to do anything and found this again.. Have to say but this is as great as it was when I read this first time.

Okey. This one's story is about how Bill and Tom found out that they have a strip club in their basement and how Simone has been able to keep that thing a secret the past nine years. Yea. Of course there is smut and brotherly love and Bill stripping (yea you read right, Bill stripping and dancing with that pole). And dont forget the thing called a lap dance.

This whole fic is so inappropriate. Like fucking really. Tom has so naughty thoughts from the begin and then he tries to reason them to himself. Then there is Bill who just thinks okey when Tom is like way toooo overprotective over his brother. Maybe Bill is a little bit too naíve in this one but well its TB so Bill kinda has to be a little bit naíve if Im honest.

But even when this is so inappropriate this kinda screams the word virgin. Everybody just is so.... I dont know. Maybe not so experienced. Yea. Maybe. I hope you got the point. And it brings this all that sweetness and loveliness. Yea. Then together those things make this almost a perfect fic. Yea.

Still. One of the best things in this one was how good all the characters fit to the story. Everyone felt like they were part of the story and not some kinda stupid fanfiction. There wasnt those stupid things that has to put there like some fanfic does (well at least I didnt notice, haha).

And then the things I didnt like this one.... Andy. I didnt like Andy. He was tease and had the worts timings ever but he made this kinda good and made me feel good about the story and it made me happy so maybe I still liked it. So there really wasnt any things I didnt like. Yea.

Because I really cant figure more things to say about this one I have to end this comment with my favorite part of the whole fic. Ofc Im telling you to read this but that was more than obvious. Ha.

The Refuge [The Borgias, Cesare/Lucrezia, NC-17]

The Refuge by Wanderer000

Lucrezia as seen through Cesare s eyes. Oneshot. *Warning*- please do not read if you re underaged or not comfortable with the idea of incest. Rated M for reasons.

I started watch The Borgias last night, like seriously. And almost from the first minute I wanted these two togerther. Call me sick or whatever but these guys has chemistry, like fuckin seriously.

 

Anyways the plot basically has four scenes, before wedding, at the wedding, waiting the child and the fucking. And every time Cesare is jealous and wants his sister and Lucrezia is her own sweet herself. Yea. This is only an oneshot so the plot is kinda nonexcisting.

 

But I really liked how this was written and how it fit so well to the actual Borgians story. The style kinda reminded me of the old English (well I call it funny English, lol) and gosh I fell in love with it.

Then there was all the feelings and how good they were. Cesare didnt like the idea of fucking his sister but he couldnt do anything to his feelings for his sister. And then there was this thing how Lucrezia won the God in Cesare's head. It was all almost too good.

And then there wasnt a thing I didnt like. Well okey. The thing I dont like is how there arent so many fic of The Borgians tv series. Thats sad. There would be so much possibilities with Djuam (sad he had to die) and Cesare and Juan and everyone. But yea. Have to start hunt these fics more. So urls would awesome again.

Coffee Sidefics [Naruto, NaruSasu, NC-17]

Coffee Sidefics by Rasengan22

Extra scenes for the It Started Over Coffee universe.

Well. Summary tells it all. All the 8 chapters were as good as the actual fic It Started Over Coffee.

There wasnt really a plot in this one. Every chapter was just a little scene from their life after It Started Over Coffee ended. But they werent bad or stupid. They were good, really good. I think I fell in love, again.

I dont know what to say. If you liked the original fic you could like this too. This doesnt change anything or destroys the original. This only gives a little more story for the characters and shows how their life together begins.

But yea. You can find my comment to the original fic from here and I cant really add anything to that because this isnt that much different or better or worse than that. So yea. Read it.

Mess [Sherlock, Johnlock, PWP, NC-17]

Mess by rubberbird

Sherlock/John. Jim makes Sherlock and John copulate at gunpoint for his own amusement. Slash.

I wouldnt say I didnt like this rather that this was something really, really disturbing. Like kinda rape but not an actual rape. Well yea. So lighting.

Well anyways. Thee pool scene with a Moriarty's kink and little bit fucking and maybe you could say it was kinda a rape. I dont know. It was forced and all but then it would be a rape for the raper too.... Ou god.

Anyways. Moriarty tells John to fuck Sherlock because he knows John likes Sherlock and is too bored and wants to Sherlock to lose his virginity. Yea. So simple but not cliche. I liked how this wasnt cliche or bad and didnt even have a cliche ending.

Either way I liked that ending. It was good and refressing. Maybe someone would say that there wasnt an actual ending but this fic wasnt suppose to tell the whole life story so the ending is good. Not gonna take any arguments for that.

And then I liked..... Moriarty. He was good and Moriarty like in this one. Even when he wanted to see those two fucking and the whole scene was a little bit too disturbing. Ha.

In the end. I liked and yea. Maybe not gonna read again but whatever.

Links to the fanfiction sites, please.

Okey. I dont give a shit if you really read these rantings or if you are just lost. But, none the less, I need you right now.

Guys. Give me links to places where I could read fanfictions. Seriously.

Im not creep or anything, I just need new places where I could read fanfiction cuz I have read most of the good stuff in those places. And I'm gonna make a blog entry about all the places you are gonna mention and also the ones I already know so it would be nice to have a long list of all the sites (and if its your personal site where are your fics it is fine too, you get a one more link to your site too free).

I dont even give a crap if those places are in some other language than English or Finnish that list can have other languages too. And whatever fandom is okey, I would love to have more fandoms here. yea.

SO SEND THOSE URLS VIA COMMENTS ! YAY.

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The Adventure of the Flatmate's Fetish [Sherlock, Johnlock, BDSM, NC-17]

The Adventure of the Flatmate's Fetish by Quinn Anderson

In which Sherlock finds himself in the unusual position of trying to educate John about the endless variety of fetishes that exist in the world. When that gets boring, he sets himself on a very important case: figuring out if John has any fetishes. Which, of course, he does. Johnlock.

Quinn Anderson must have had really, really fun while writing this. All those fetishes there were, and there were lots of them, how many of those she had found. I havent even heard half of them before, like seriously. God. This was so educational and really fun fic.

Anyways. John doesnt know so much about fetishes and Sherlock is so shocked about that. So Sherlock decides to light John's world of fetishes. First John is what the fuck but then its all so gross that he cant even belive its possible. But then Sherlocks finds that John is really intersted in BDSM and thats when all the fun begins. Gosh.

Okey. In the begingin these two bakas arent together and that is also adds one more reason to John why Sherlock shouldnt find everything out from him. But still. This is friggin good and ou gosh I fell in love, which is weird cuz normally I dont like these kinda fics (even when I read these sometimes I dont like them, its just sometimes too much).

The most I liked how Sherlock wasnt ooc until the very end where it was only logical that he has to be at least a little bit ooc to maintain the idea of this fic. But John wasnt at all ooc so really good with that.. Then... I dont know.

I also liked how there wasnt that kinda shit that ou my god Im in love and didnt know that until now blah blah blah. I dont like that cuz its just stupid that you dont know that kinda thing. Yea. And then that explanation about how John was already aware his fetish to BDSM

The things I didnt like so much? I dont know. This was good I liked reading this too much so I didnt really want to use my energy to find something negative about this (okey, most of the time I was way too into the story to even find anything. But still. And I just had to pick one line from the fic to this blog entry. It was just too awesome and maybe give you reason to read this. Ha. Yea.

"You're mad, and an absolute dick, and I am so going to make you pay for that."

A Helping Hand [Sherlock, Johnlock, NC-17]

A Helping Hand by ConnorCat

"Sherlock was his best friend. Surely a once off, never to be spoken of again hand job was acceptable. Right…?" Teen!lock sleepover. Slash, lemons. Just one of those oneshots full of young Johnlock goodness.

I'm gonna start with all the things I dont like about this fic. Maybe its not fair cuz there isnt so many things I like in this one. A Helping Hand (only the name in alone is cliche but I dont like ranting about name cuz I can almost never find a good name to any of my fics) was so average hand job fic. I think there are thousands of them in every fandom, like seriously. And then they all have the same kinda plot where two friends (or brothers or something) spends night together and, for some reason or other, sleep in the same bed and then the other gets a hard on and you can guess the rest.

So the plot of A Helping Hand basically is that John gets a fucking hard on from gay porn and then Sherlock wants to help with it. And following millions of other fics footsteps, John doesnt want Sherlock's help at first but Sherlock finally Sherlock gets his mind and they are happily jacking each other off. Yea. Thats it.

I dont wanna be cruel and tell you this was total shit and you dont have any reason to read this but if someone likes to write these kinda fics there has to be someone to like reading this. So I have to bother and say couple good words about this fic, because this wasnt total shit (only the way too cliche plot was).

I cant ignore how good written this was (even I had enough patient to read the whole fic and I'm normally so lazy reading this kinda fics). Ofc there were couple cliche things like:

John could feel his face burning. Sherlock found him attractive? Sherlock fantasised about him? For how long? Why hadn't he ever said anything? Why him? And why did he still have a goddamn erection?!

But those were only minor things that almost every fic has so I'm not saying it bad stuff. The only thing I dont like it is how cliche it is (almost everything is cliche for me already so yea). I cant even understand why everyones thoughts have to go the same route every time and they have to be displayed the same way. There are millions of other ways and writers job practially is to find all the different ways to display things. And that is the reason why I dont like those mind explosions where characters are always asking the same questions the same way. I really hope someone understands what I'm talking about cuz it would be awesome to hear other opinions about this matter.

Anyways. The other thing I liked in was the dialog. Sherlock felt so Sherlock kinda while he spoke and he didnt felt to so ooc (out of character). John was a little bit ooc (being a shy little little virgin boy) but its fucking impossible to write these kinda fics without someone being ooc.

I dont know. Maybe someone likes these ones and gets off with this kinda things. But not me. I dont like and normally I dont read, this was totally accident I even opened this one, so yea.

The Ties That Blind [Tokio Hotel, TB, Tom/Natalie, NC-17]

The Ties That Blind by elvisfun

Tom and Natalie's marriage is not a happy one. The arrival of Natalie's cousin, Bill, doesn't help in the slightest.

Gosh. I'm not so sure if I liked this or not. I read this because I wanted to read the whole fic and not to leave something unfinished (again). So... Dunno.

But the plot is basically just Bill losing his parents and moving to his cousin where he falls in love with the cousins huband. This is husband is Tom and Natalie is the cousin. Then Tom falls in love with Bill and they have some kinda relatioship.. yea. Thats almost all. I dont wanna reveal everything cuz its gonna spoil the ending.

And maybe the only thing I liked in this one was the plot and how it wasnt so cliche. Bill's parents died and he really sorrowed them through the whole fic. Then there were happy scenes and not so happy scenes. I dont know. But I still cant picture myself to read this again. This wasnt a pearl or anything special. This was just an ordinary fic to me.

The things I didnt like.. Everything happened so fast sometimes. There was logic behind all that but it was still kinda way too fast for me when all the chapters were so short for me. If the chapters would have been longer and there would have been more.... I dont know, something in there I would have liked this more. This kinda just scratch the surface in my opinion.

But this wasnt a crappy fic. Not at all. I have read so much worse than this and that was one of the reasons why I had the patient to read the whole fic. So read it if you want even a little to read this. I cant promise anything but you may like it, or not. You can never know before you try.

Heart's Song [Tokio Hotel, TB, BotTom, NC-17, PWP]

Heart's Song by kishmet

Prince Wilhelm, a member of an alien race known to humanity as the Lyric, has come aboard a human ship in order to find his mate. Young ensign Tom Trumper knows very little about the Lyric, but when he runs into a particularly beautiful man dressed as a lieutenant, he might learn more than he ever bargained for...

Oy my god. Kishmet's fic again. I really cant avoid reading these. These are just so awesome and good and gosh. And of course Heart's Song isnt any different with the quality. Seriously.

But basically this is just fantasy story where are these Lyrics that comes from the other world, well kinda. Bill is one of these Lyrics and trying to find his mate (surprise surprise) who is Tom (ha). Tom is just ordinary man who is working on a ship and doesnt know shit about Lyrics. So Bill ofc scares him of first but then everything just goes with lots of cliches and they are together.

Okey. This is just PWP fic. There is plot and there happens lots of other things but the main thing still is PWP. And I dont know. This is good PWP and I liked and all that shit even when I'm not so big fan of BotTom.

Anyways. I dont really have anything to say about this fic. This isnt anything special or particular. This is just another good PWP fic with some kinda plot there somewhere. Characters meet, they fuck and they spent the rest of their lives together. Thats it. But still totally worth of reading.

We Go Anywhere But To The Ground [Sherlock, Johnlock, NC-17]

We Go Anywhere But To The Ground by geordielover

 John's face crumples in on itself and the hurt that's been rattling around between his bones suddenly erupts into a painful bloom, and he falls. Sherlock Holmes, even in death, remains the only man capable of bringing John Watson to his knees.

This is long, this is interesting and this has things that I cant not to fall in love. This is that kinda fic that isnt cliche where it is trying to be cliche and with a happy ending that isnt an actual happy ending. This has so many sides that I cant keep a count on them. And all those things all reasons why I fell in love with this.

We Go Anywhere But To The Ground is a fic about John's sorrow after Sherlock's death and how his life is meaningless. The life goes by day by day and everyone tries to keep John even a little bit happy. And then there is Sherlock who cant belive how depressed John is. Mycroft just tries keep and eye on John and Molly cant stand the lieng anymore.

So the plot basically is just sorrow. Everyone has their own sorrow and that affects them different ways. Mostly this just concentrates on John who doesnt live his life anymore. He just is and tries to find a reason to wake up the next morning until he has enough courage to finnish it all. And in the background there is everyone else trying to find their way on that sorrow too.

In a fic there are normally really small things I fell in love with. Sometimes they can be some lines or just plain senteced and sometimes they are the storytelling and how its so sarcastic or negative or something feisty. It has to be something really strong or something like that but not from the middle ground. And then I fell in love. This one had depressed storytelling and I fell in love with how pale it was. Everything was so straight minded from that and all just showed that depressing.

Its hard to tell about this fic. I could just tell how boring and depressing John's life is and how well written all that his but that would just be boring. Even when this is so friggin long fic (with over 25 000 in one oneshot) there isnt much to talk about.

So I'm just stealing a one little quete from the fic and leaving it there. Because this was good and I cant really tell more expect you are about to read a very dark, dapressing fic if you open this one. Yea. Still. Dont forget how good this is (you can totally ignore the lenght).

Only the Ring Finger Knows [Naruto, NaruSasu, PWP, NC-17]

Only the Ring Finger Knows by Haganemaru

When Sakura decides to force destiny and makes in a sex shop for a powerful aphrodisiac, she is far from suspecting that she will give the nicest of present for her Sasuke-kun. NaruSasu day laaaate XD

First I'm not 100% sure if this is PWP fic but the major point of this fic is that those two bakas get laid with each other so now it can be PWP. Secondly this is suppose to be the translated version from French but I dont understand French at all so finding the original is a little bit hard for me.

Anyways. Itachi is mean and somehow Sakura buys something from sex story that is suppose to help her get Sasuke. But everything doesnt really go like Sakura planned them to go and Sasuke drinks that thing that is suppuse make Sasuke to want Sakura. But then Sasuke wents to Naruto's place and they have sex and all Naruto can think is how mean Itachi is.

Okey. There is this little plot about Sasuke and Naruto's past and how they are in love each other but cant tell that to each others and so on. But that is just so minor (with lot of explantions, this has about 12 500 words so yea) and I'm too lazy to tell everything about and, anyways, there is suppose to be something in fic that I dont tell you.

The most I liked Itachi and how mean he was. Well. All he did was suppose to make good to the other characters but his ways to make those things happen was all so mean. So naturally I fell in love with him.

The other hand Naruto and Sasuke were just two bakas who just were stupid. Thats it. And they were cliche, cant forget that. But it didnt really matter because this was good, really good and there was plot behind all that almost fuckin and actual fucking and so on. So. Yea.

Okey. I dont think that there was anything I didnt like, so after all friggin good fic and totally worth for reading.

The Flaw [Death Note, Mello/Matt, m-preg, NC-17]

The Flaw by ShinigamiMailJeevas

There was a belief that there were no consequences of using a Death Note other than the nothingness of Mu. But not even the shinigami could have predicted the true nature of the note; it creates a flaw into each who touches it. –MM. M for later on.

First I didnt even like this fic, okey I'm not sure if I even liked this in the end or in the middle of the fic.. I dont know. There was just too much things that was off somehow. I dont know why I read this whole thing so maybe there was something good (including the writer and the writing style). Dont know.

But in the story L needs Mello, Near and Matt's help to solve the Kira case. Before they begin L doesnt really tell them everything well he tells them almost nothing. One of those things is that Death Note is little bit different and it has an affect to human mind or body (or both). And because of that Mello gets pregnant with Matt's kid and he and Matt are forced to runaway. And thats when the really weird stuff begins.

The most weird thing in this one is L. Normally L is this good guy and all but in this one Death Note has affected his thoughts and he doesnt like sugar things anymore. Somehow L has also started killing people without any real good reason. At some point even Near starts chancing. He starts to show feelings and other shit. Mello is the only one who only gets the something other than mental stuff.

Well. Okey. I liked the idea that Death Note has some kinda effect to normal people. It sounds logical and it kinda sounds stupid that shinigami just brings a book to the human world and has nothing other effect than the killing and that the killer cant get neither to heaven or hell. I really liked how it affected to Light and how he became mentally unstable. Yea. But I didnt like how it changed L's whole personality (didnt like sugar stuff anymore and started to kill people). It just felt way too weird to change the whole character. And then the same with Near.

Then there was Mello and Matt's relationship and they having sex and all that stuff. First I liked this too. They drunk and Matt doesnt know what to think and Mello in love. But then came Matt's past and how it affected to something but not most of the things. Well, it affected only to a one thing so it kinda sucked to me.

And then the ending..... I hated it. Literally. I get it how it fit to the story but it was just so boring to a Death Note fic and way too simple. They didnt do anything and somehow everything is normal and they arent in danger anymore. It was just was way too simple and happened way too fast.

I wasnt suppose just to diss the whole fic but those are just the things I wanted to say about this fic. If you now are thinking that this fic is total crap please just read the sentenced "I read the whole fic" and just think that there has to be something good in this one if I really bothered to read the whole thing.

And I have to also add that ShinigamiMailJeevas is a good author and what I have read from them has been good and I have fallen in love so its just this one fic from them that I dont like. Yea. You can make your own opinion, this one is just mine.

Come to the Edge [Sherlock, Johnlock, NC-17]

Come to the Edge by AGirloftheSouth

Three years later Sherlock returns to only to find everything is different, especially John. Perhaps the only way to repair their friendship is to turn it into something more. Eventual Sherlock/John. Spoilers for series 1 and 2.

This was beautiful, really really beautiful. All the feelings felt so real and it really made this beautiful and unique. Sherlock was so Sherlock and couldnt understand human's feelings and gosh. It was just so beautiful and thats the only word I can find to portray this one.

And the plot. Sherlock came back from death and John was really depressed and just divorced. Anything isnt as easy as Sherlock thought them to be. Then there is their relationship that was chancing even before Sherlock's death.

Yea, I know, the plot is friggin cliche but this was good and original. Nothing just happened because they just happened. Everything was logical and the characters had a soul.

The most I liked Sherlock and how he only undestood the logic and not the feelings or how the feelings worked. He was so out even when tried to understand John and tried to make John understand him. Sherlock all together as a character was way too awesome in this one. He wasnt even a little bit ooc.

And then there was John. He loved Sherlock and adored him. And the storytelling really showed how much Sherlock had let John down when he had commited suicide three years ago. Ofc then there was Mary and how lovely she was. Yea.

I dont know if there even was one bad thing about this one. Even the storytelling fit to the characters and really brought everything out from the characters. I really loved this one.

Moving [Sherlock, Johnlock, Watson/Mary, NC-17]

Moving by AlessNox

John tells Sherlock that he is moving out of the apartment. Sherlock decides that he would do anything to make him stay, even if it means having sex. A post-Reichenbach Sherlock / John story with humor, dirty tricks, and true love. Warning: Strong emotions

I wouldnt normally even open this fic. Before I even read the fics title or its summary I check the amount of comment it has gotten and I read if it has more than 10 comments per chapter. But this one. This had 48 comments and 15 chapters so this should have 150 comments. Why I even opened this? No idea but I'm happy I did.

Anyways Moving tells a story where John has to choose between Sherlock and Mary. Everything starts with a conversation how John is moving out and how Sherlocks starts planning how to keep John with him. Then Mary sees how she has to fight to have John all to herself. And in the end there is this feeling that John didnt choose anyways. He did but at the same time he kinda didnt.... So not gonna tell more specifillacy.

But the things I liked was how Sherlock was so Sherlock. All his lines felt like they were straight from that tv series. Getting Sherlock to remind more of himself would be almost impossible in this kinda fic. Really. And I really appreciate that. It awesome thing.

And then there was Mycroft and how he tried to keep his brothers heart safe. We cant forgot the little Mycroft/Watson thing there somewhere (it was so small and "innocent" that it isnt one actual paring in this one so I didnt mention it there). It was almost hilarious. Those two just shouldnt do anything.

Ou. And Mary. She was lovely and I really liked how okey she was with the boys' relationship. She wasnt bothered about it or wasnt bitchy or anything. She understood that these two have a weird bond and thats it. Now it sounds really stupid but it was good and I liked her. Maybe she was a little bit too nice but I think she was perfect to Watson in this fic (with Sherlock, Watson needs both of them).

There was also this one thing I wanted to quete. Its long and its kinda meanless but I thought it describes perfectly Sherlocks and what he thinks about Watson. And I fell in love with it, so yea : D But because its so long I'm not gonna show it on main page in my blog. Yea. But this fic is totally worth of your time.

Bill Kaulitz and the Chocolate Factory [Tokio Hotel, TB, PG]

Bill Kaulitz and the Chocolate Factory by Kishmet

The Kaulitz Candy Company hasn't opened its doors to visitors in decades... but Bill Kaulitz, its young proprietor, is about to change that with five highly coveted golden tickets. These tickets might also change Tom's Trumper's life in ways neither Tom nor Bill expected.

Ou god. I love Kishmet's fics. She is such a good author and really writes so well I can't do nothing but love the fics she has made. Really.

And this one is kinda copy of that story where that poor boy finds a golden ticket and gets a tour to the candy factory. But this one doesnt quite follow the same plot. This kinda happens 200 years or something later (cant really remember but something like that) and Bill is the head of the chocolate company. And he invites five new people there and shows the factory to them.

I'm still not gonna spoil the fun and tell you everything about the tour in that factory or anything. The only thing I wanna say is that nothing is as you think it is in this fic. Well ofc Tom and Bill's relationship is but thats just how it has to be. XD

Anyways I really, really liked how Bill was so antisocial with everything and how he really didnt know much about the modern world. He lived in this old kinda world but he was still the romantic Bill that is the real Bill. Yea.

And Tom.. Okey. Maybe Tom was little bit ooc but that didnt matter. He was still Tom and did things for Bill and tried to make everything okey for Bill and so on. The other characters... First I didn't like David Jost but in the end he was good guy after all and I really liked him. Gustav and Georg.. Well I liked them and all. There wasnt really enough to really say something about them but I still liked them.

Then I liked the plot. It wasnt the same as the ordinary story. It was different but there were some things that were kinda the same. The most I liked was how it was all different but at the same time it was the same. I cant really explain it, you would have to read it to understand. It just was so Kishmet thing to do and she made it so well and I fell in love.

Yea. Totally worth for reading. Its not even long. There is only five chapters so go and read it.

Do You Need Someone Or Do You Need Me? [Sherlock, Sherlock/Watson, PWP, NC-17]

Do You Need Someone Or Do You Need Me? by RemyDico5

Sherlock was not in love with John Watson. They were friends, the very best of friends and nothing more. Just because John smelled ridiculously good was no reason to believe it was otherwise.

Ou god. First Sherlock fic I have ever read. Really. And I dont really know if I should laugh or cry. This is.... weird, odd, strange or something. This whole fic. And I thought I just opened one normal fic with some plot and normal characters. But this is something entirely different.

Watson is on heat (or something) and Sherlock is jealous. John has to stay home for a week because he is on heat and Sherlock gets lonely and he cant think anything else than Watson. yea. And I so dont know should I say Watson or John but I think I'm gonna stick with Watson.

And all I got right now is a question "what the fuck did I just read?" This was really really interesting. I dont even know if I liked this or not. Well this was well written and all that shit but the plot and that heat thing and that Watson was able to get pregnant and the pill... And did I forget something? Dont know, dont care. You got the point.

Okey. The thing I learned was that I like these two and their relationship. I'm so going to read more of these two and maybe I'm gonna find a fic that I at least understand and like (not saying i dont like this) and maybe I can say more about the next one. Yea. And please, if you have one good Sherlock/Watson fic in your mind please comment its URL. I would really appreciate that.

Conditional Reflex [Death Note, Mello/Matt, NC-17]

Conditional Reflex by MsMattJeevas

Matt is finally back with Mello but he's ignoring him. However, it seems that Mello's childhood experiment, based off Pavlov's dogs, can get Matt's attention directed at him with a mere whistle. MXM AND ALL COMPLETELY SMEXY LEMON!

I have this feeling that this fic can never get old. Really. This has been awesome everytime I have read this and I think this is gonna stay awesome forever. Yea.

And there isnt an actual plot but this isnt a PWP fic either because this isnt just sex. But Mello tries his own examine to Matt. He started it before he left the Wammy's and he continues where he left when he and Matt reunite. The whole thing is Mello giving Matt a hard on only with a whistle. Yea. And its working in this one. I'm not kidding.

This is awesome cuz... Well you have to read to find out why, no way in hell I'm gonna tell you why. I like this a lot and I have read this way too many times and I'm still gonna read this again and again and if there is one reason why to read this is that I love this and I have read this more than twice because I just don't do that so often.

What else? Ou. The boys arent really ooc or anything. They are good written and everything works. So yea. Ou god. This was useless update but right now I don't give a shit. Read this and be happy that you read this. Yea. Thats it.

No Hablo Espinacas [Death Note, Mello/Matt, NC-17]

No Hablo Espinacas by Dlvvanzor

Matt wasn't entirely sure how he and Mello ended up stripping, getting deported to Mexico, and landing themselves in Mexican prison, but he was pretty sure that it still counted as FINALLY getting Mello to take him on an actual date. MxM oneshot.

First of all this fic is something I have read way too many times. Like really. And the bad thing about that is that I don't even like the whole fic. I don't like the humor and I don't like the scenes. The only thing I like is Near in the end. He is so lovely, ha.

But yea. So. These two goes to date for the first time and they want to do it really classy way. But then somehow they are forced to be strippers in that restaurant. And then ofc cops hit there and arrest every illegel employee there and you can guess what happens to Mello and Matt. And then just happens more stupid stuff. Yea.

But the thing why I don't like this is because the humor is so forced. I think this would be awesome if the story would have been told seriously and not comic way. At least then I would liked the humor and maybe even laughed.

Still I liked Near and his comment in the end. It was so good that someone said something to Mello and didn't do like he told to do. It was awesome. I have to take a quete from it.

You gave my dominos to the dog I talked Mr. Wammy into giving me. You got this dog so drunk that it threw up on my carpet. You told Mr. Wammy that the dog kept throwing up everywhere and he took it away.

So ou yea the best part of the fic. Still doesn't make it enough for me to do read over and over again. I don't even know why I have read this so many times. Maybe cuz I don't remember reading this when I'm looking for fics... Well maybe.

The Bet [Harry Potter, HD, Ron/Herm]

The Bet by BregoMelloNin

Harry cannot seem to find the right girl, so Hermione takes the matter into her own hands. After further unsuccessful dating, Hermione gets suspicious and she extends a bet. Maybe what Harry needs isn't a girl at all and she intends to find out

Ou god this was good. Really good. And Harry was just way too innocent until in the end where there was a new Harry. God. Yea.

Anyways. So Harry losts a bet to Hermione. He was suppose to go out with a girl and kiss that girl and like that kiss. But yea, you know Harry, he is just way too gay for Draco to do that. So he kisses the girl but didnt really enjoy it so Hermione drags Harry to club and finds a guy that Harry has to kiss. Yea. Thats it.

I can't think this fic seriously. So giving a serious feedback is impossible. But this was still good, really really good. The storytelling went forward even when there was so much background stuff to be told. And it went forward when those two bakas kissed and it went forward even after that.

And there was humor. Good humor. Not that cliche stupid humor that is forced. This was the humor that I think is the hardest humor to write and so its the best one. It was good. Really good. I'm so gonna read this again. Ha.

Vaan minä en ole kala [Harry Potter, HD, Ron/Herm, death, suomi]

Vaan minä en ole kala by Tala Sohalia

Sota on jättänyt jälkensä heihin kaikkiin. Harryn ja Dracon tulee löytää itsensä ennen kuin he voivat löytää toisensa.

Tää on jotain uskomattominta, mitä oon varmaan ikinä lukenu. Sillon ku ekaa kertaa luin tätä niin olin ihan helvetin moises taivaas ja rakastin jokaista sanaa ja pystyin vaa ajattelemaa et kuin hyvin ja hienosti tää on kirjotettu, enkä oikeestaa mitään negatiivista. Ei sen negatiivisen löytäminen vieläkään ole mitenkään helppoa, mutta oon mä täältä jo pari asiaa löytäny nyt kolmannen lukukerran jälkeen. Ja täs tais olla viel jotain muita parituksia, mutta musta noi tuntuu nyt kaikkein tärkeimmiltä, enkä muista muita. Ha.

Mutta siis. Ensimmäisessä osassa Harry on ollut kadoksissa sodan jälkeen kauan (en muista tarkkaan, koska tässä nyt on paljon yksityiskohtia), mutta tarpeeks kauan, jotta monet on yrittäny löytää sitä ja jäljittäny ja viimein Draco lähetetää perään ja Harry luovuttaa ja palaa ystäviensä luokse. Ja siitä alkaa pitäkä toipuminen sodasta ja vastaavasta, mitä ei kyllä hirveen tarkasti kerrota muuta kuin Dracon osuudesta. Ja tietysti samalla alkaa Harryn ja Dracon kaoottinen suhde, joka päätyy Harryn osalta sairaalaan ja Dracon osalta eräänlaiselle hullujenhuoneelle, josta alkaakin sitten toinen osa.

Toka osa on kokonaan Dracon ajasta Keitaalla ja kolmas osa on miten nää kaks palaa yhteen kun kumpikin on selvinny ja löytäny oman elämänsä suunnan ja niitten tiet kohtaa. Ja kaikki tää tuntuu niin tarkkaan mietityltä ja suunniteltulta. Ja tietysti lopetus on nätti ja mun lemppariosio koko ficissä, vaikka se saaki mut aina itkemään. Ha. Mut kaiken kaikkiaan täs on 45 lukua plus epilogi. Joo.

Anyways. Vaan minä en ole kalassa kaikkein parasta on miten kaikki on tarkkaan harkittu ja miten kaikilla on jokin looginen päätelmä, eikä mikään vaa mee sen takii et nyt kirjottajan tekikin mieli kirjottaa näin. Varmana tää on muuttunu ficcarin mielialojen mukaan, mut tää ei tunnu siltä, et yhtäkkii tulee joku suuri muutos johonkin, kaukana siitä.

Erityisesti Harryn tuntemukset ja ajatukset ja motiivit sopii ihan törkeen hyvin tähän ficiin. Se tuntu sopivan sekä itse alkuperäiseen Harryyn, että just tossa tilanteessa elävälle henkilölle ois sopinu. Dracosta en ihan pysty sanomaan samaa. Toisaalta mä ymärrän, että miten se muutos tuli sieltä ja miten siihen muutokseen päästiin ja mä ymmärrän että mistä se ekassa osiossa oleva Draco tuli, mutta silti se ei oo ihan niin hyvä kuin Harry.

Ja sitten noitten kahden lapsi. Joo. Sen tarinan saatte lukea lukemalla koko ficin, mutta mä tykkäsin siitä koko ideasta, että ne saa muksun. Ja tää ei oo sellanen tyhmä mpreg juttu, ku mpreg ficit yleensä on. Tässä on kunnon selitys, että miten se tapahtui ja että sillä ihan oikeesti oli vaikutustu Harryyn aikana ja jälkeen. Ja oikeestaa yks kolmasosa täst ficist keskittyy siihen jälkeen raskauden osioon. Mutta ei siitä enempää. Piti vain sanoa, että tässä on loogisuutta, eikä takerruta sellaisiin pieniin yksityiskohtiin ja liikakerrontaa asiasta, jolloin se koko fiilis pysyy hyvänä ja koko mpreg osio pysyy hyvänä.

Kuitenkin. Koska mä löydän ficeistä melkein aina yhden tai kahden hieman häiritsevän osuuden, löysin mä nyt tästäkin. Valitettavasti se on ehdottomasti repliikkien kökköys. Tähän koko ficciin olis ihan satavarmana saanu varmaan miljoona ihan helvetin upeeta dialogia ja hienoa, syvällistä keskustelua. Kuitenkin mun mielestä nää jää vähän vajaiks ja tönköiks, nää ei kuullosta sellaselta sujuvalta puheelta, mitä vois kuulla ihan puhuvien ihmisten suusta. En nyt lähe ettimään mitään tiettyä kohtaan, otin vain ekan mikä tuli vastaan.

"Edelleen sama itserakas kusipää, Malfoy?"

"Edelleen täynnä omaa ylemmyyttäsi, Potter?"

"Ei tarvita paljoa, että on ylempänä kuin sinä”, Harry sihahti inhoten.

"Siitäkin huolimatta, että minä kannan vastuuta seurauksista, jotka sinä aiheutit?"

En mä tiedä. Ehkä joku ajattelee, et toi ihan hirveen hyvää ja sujuvaa keskustelua, mut en mä tiiä. Okei. Ehkä mun on pakko myös myöntää, et mun on vaikee löytää hienoa ja sujuvaa keskustelua, josta tykkäsisin ite ja se tuntuis hyvältä (sellasia kyllä on, mutta aika harvassa).

Äh. Kuitenkin. Tää todellakin on lukemisen arvoinen ja tunteita herättävä. Yksinkertaisesti yksi parhaimmistoa suomenkielisistä ficeistä, joita oon koskaan lukenu.

Diagnosis: Heartbroken [Tokio Hotel, TB, NC-17]

Diagnosis: Heartbroken by Ainee

Feeling ill, Bill turns to his friend Doctor Schäfer for help. He is surprised to be diagnosed with heartache and even more so when he realises exactly who's causing it.

I don't like this fic. Well I liked the first chapter and that was the only reason why I even read this. But the other four chapters arents so good. It kinda feels like the writer didnt give as much attention or thought to the others like they did for the first one.

But it all starts with Bill sitting in kitchen and talkin to Gustav about how he is not feeling to great and Gustav comes to conclusion that Bill is in love with his brother. Gustav meant all that as a joke but Bill took it seriously and realized that he is in love with Tom. After that twin's realationship goes to downfall because Bill doesnt want Tom to know. But in the end they figures everything out and the fic ends with Bill talking to Gustav again.

Well the plot is good and I like it. It doesnt just jump from this thing to another and it has reasons why everything goes like they are suppose to. But then come these little things, like when Tom found out how Bill is in love with him and how after a few minutes he has way too big urge to kiss his brother and that totally comes out of nowhere. Ofc after that there was comment from Tom's point of view about how it all was new to him and he hadnt thought any of it before. But those little things afterwards doesnt really help when it happens just after he disvered something and its like "He likes me and ou my god I like him too even when I didnt know it a minute ago", no, it just doesnt sound good.

And then they just starts going monology in their heads without any reasoning and tries to figure out how it all can be possible... Okey other fics have this too and I still like them but it just doesnt fit in this one. It feels like everything has to have an explantion right away and it cant wait until the scene is over. It doesnt feel right that first you think kissing someone first time ever and at the same time you start thinking how you got that point. No. It doesn't work that way.

Okey, I don't wanna just diss this fic, I wanted to say something good about this one. The hard part right now is to find the good in this one that isnt the way too awesome first chapter where everything is so funny and good and well written and so on. It is masterpiece if you compare it to the rest. I really, really liked it and then I read it over a couple of times just because there was enough humor to keep it light but at the same time there was deep thinking and other good things.

And just because of that first chapter I read this again today. And now I like this even less but I like the first chapter even more. Sounds stupids and it is stupid but whatever. At least the writer can write they just didnt have energy to write the whole fic with the same quality. But well, this is just my opinion and someone else could think it all is friggin masterpiece but whatever.

Rough [Tokio Hotel, TB, NC-17, violence,drugs]

Rough by mohanrocks

Sometimes, people meet once and for no reason at all.
Other times, the purpose has just yet to be found out.
It can be an easy passing, or it could get rough.

Fight Club kinda fic. Never thought I would find one that is as good as this one. Well this isnt actually Fight Club thing but this has fighting and its not because of gang its more like these people like it and such. But I think this is the closest thing to Fight Club kinda fic I'm ever gonna find and really like. Yea.

But the plot basically is how Tom fights for money and they have this little group that together tries to earn money via figthing. Somehow Bill gets in the middle of that crazy life. And he becomes one the street fighters, like they call those people in this fic. He somehow also does it with his school and puts those two things together. So he does some school thing about street fighter and criminal psychology. Yea.

This is still in progress, so I really don't know how deep the plot is or what is gonna happen in this fic in the future. But that is the plot so far and I like it.

Maybe the best part in this fic are all the characters. I like Bill and how he is trying to figure everyone out in this one and the same time he is trying to figure himself out. All the time he finds new things about himself, things that he didnt think there would be. Like the fighting. Bill didnt first think it would give such a rush.

And then is Tom that is seen from Bill's point of view. Tom is a big mystery in this one. Bill can't figure him or his thoughts out so the reader cant do that either. Its fun to try understand Tom and the reasons why he does anything.

Ofc there is alos Bushido who runs everything and gets Bill middle of that all. And Jost who is Bill's teacher. We can't forget Georg or Gustav or Natalie. There hasnt been much about them yet but waiting that.

Anyways. The other reason why I like this is how well this is written and everything comes so smoothly and like everything just comes without any force like the fic lives its own life. Well. This isnt that kinda fic I would normally like to read because all the violence but the plot behind that violence is so good it keeps me hooked. Yea. I just like this way too much.

Anthem [Tokio Hotel, TB]

Anthem by Ema21

Bill is having trouble admitting that he's in love. Tom, on the other hand, seems to be doing just fine. 

This is fic that doesnt really is long enough for long ranting. But after I read this, I thought that this atleast needs a little spot in my blog. Even when I'm just gonna but this here and say only a couple words.

Basically Anthem is only beautiful storytelling where everything is told really slowly and one thing at the time. And it has mostly Bill's toughts and how he saw what Tom did. Its deep in a really beautiful way and doesn't really have any plot, kinda. The plot is Bill figuring out the world and his relationship with Tom and thats it. Not complex, no hard feelings, nothing unnecessary.

But I just liked how simple and short and beautiful this was. There wasnt any stupid drama or any broken hearts. There was only two guys who love each other and the other one tries to find his place in the world. Yea.

It all was just so beautiful and felt like it all could broke any minute. Maybe breathtaking would be good word, I dont know, you tell me.

L'Amour Looks Something Like You [Death Note, Mello/Matt, NC-17]

L'Amour Looks Something Like You by xxbeyondxbirthdayxx

 Paris under the snow, in winter. Mail didn't expect to be abducted after work. Neither did he expect his abductor to be a Mafia boss his age, clueless, scared, and in love. Even less did he expect to be released. So why coming back? A bedtime fairytale...

Ou god. Mello in this one was so un-Mello but in the end he was so Mello and... I dont know. But I wouldn't say this is a bedtime fairytale. To me this was just one fic without that yaoi part and with a good plot. Yea.

But everything starts with Mello kidnapping Matt so he could get to know Matt. But ofc Matt doesnt like that so much and is a little bit too hard on Mello. Everything starts to go little better after a couple accidents and Matt finally kinda gives in on Mello but fucks that but with lieing and yea. Not gonna spoil the whole fic.

Like I said in the beging I didn't like Mello in this one. He was way too ooc even when it all was explained in the end, it just didnt fit well in my mind. Mello isnt some shy guy who cant ask someone out to date or cant just walk in that store and talk. Mello just does things with his own arrogance. It was all explained in the end but it still doesnt change anything.

But Matt was like Matt in this fic. He was game addicted and didnt have so much ooc things in his character. His background was good too and so. Maybe I didnt understand his reasons to go back to talk to Mello so much but I don't have to understand everything.

The ending was good without that yaoi part. It would have destroyed to me if it had had the yaoi. But to me it came I a little too soon. I would have liked their relationship to have a little bit more time to develop. Now it felt little bit way too light and not so deep than it could have been if they had know each other a more than week.

Anyways. The thing I really liked was at the begining. Whole description and how it was full of holes and how it didnt tell you much even when it really was telling you a lot of things. It was just so beautiful and nice.

He had wandered in there, a small line of shops around one of the city's railway stations, to escape a diluvian rain tearing the sky all of a sudden, as he was walking the streets aimlessly, just for the sake of being outside, for once.
He had waited for the sky to clear, or the rain to at least lessen a bit so it wouldn't be stinging his face, helped by the cold January wind.

Its shame that the writer couldnt keep the same style for the whole fic. It would have brought so much mystery and exciting to the fic and made it more extraordinary. It is really a shame. Still the fic was good and all it would have been just so much better with that style. Yea.

Dreams Aren't Real [Naruto, SasuNaru, NC-17]

Dreams Aren't Real by Dashel

Naruto is dreaming about Sasuke every night. Is this a chance to make peace with his old friend before the end or something else entirely?

This fic has so many things you can guess before they happen but still doesnt ruin the fic, at least, it didnt ruin it for me. It was fun and somehow those things still had some surprises with them. And ofc there are also lots of things you couldnt have guessed before.

But the plot is pretty simple. Naruto is dreaming about Sasuke and those dreams starts to affect to his life a little bit. First they are these innocent ones where he tries to catch Sasuke but after awhile they start to talk and develops a new bond. The dreams chance everytime their relationship chances and then everything chances all over again when Naruto cant stop dreaming or when Naruto finds out that dream-Sasuke is the real Sasuke. And everything feels just right.

Dreams Aren't Real actually has three parts in it that together have those 15 chapters. Its logical when I new part starts always and blahblahblah. But I liked that decision very much. It kinda gave the fic a rythm and everything went with those three parts.

Anyways... I have nothing to say about this fic XD No really. I don't know what to say. I read this about a week ago and havent figured what to say. This isnt cliche which is awesome thing and I really like about that but other than that I have no idea.

This is or isnt one of those fics that just takes you and you cant stop reading. I liked to read this but I didnt really fell in love with this. But this still is good and totally worth for reading and maybe I'm gonna read this again. Okey, there was one part I really fell in love with and it was the ending. I couldnt guess it beforehand it all came to me in litte pieces and that hold it together and made it good to me.

I also loved Itachi's part in this one. How he still was so important in Sasuke's life even when Sasuke had killed him before. And this really felt so natural in that ninja world that no character wasn't even ooc. Dreams Aren't Real doesn't really have any bad sides and maybe thats the reason I don't know what to say about this. It just has to read and figure out on your own. Yea.

Seaweed [Death Note, Mello/Matt, NC-17, death]

Seaweed by xxbeyondxbirthdayxx

Near's entertaining the lie, keeping Matt working for him, with the belief that Mello's dead. Mello, shadow of himself, thinking that Matt's dead too, suddenly takes revenge on Near just to numb the pain... and finds Matt in a condition he didn't expect.

I thought I had read all good MelloxMatt fics but I found one more. And yea. I just love those two genious and their games and chocolate and mafia and cigarets... I just love everythin about them because they have all the things I would love to have on my own characters. Yea.

Still this Seaweed. I don't really understand how that name has something to do with this fic but maybe it doesnt matter. Kira has died and Mello somehow survived from his death in that car (and it wasnt some stupid explanation, it was good) and then Matt has survived from all those bullets. But they both think the other is dead and their life is way too hollow until Mello decides to kill Near and tracks him down. In the end he doesnt kill Near but finds Matt and then the happy part starts. Okey. Near's destiny isn't so happy and so but yea.

There was lots of description that I fell in love with. I'm not gonna quote one cuz I read this on my phone and I'm too lazy to write the things here or find it via laptop. So anyways. There was some so raw things and how the writer didnt even try to make things little bit beautiful or nice. The things are written like they are and not changed to anything.

And then how they all made choices that affected to them and how their past affected to everything. Then all that together. Well this wasnt one perfectly written, really good quality piece but this was good in a way of imperfect way. But Seaweed wasnt bad still, the not so perfect things made it better and that way got more feeling in there. Yea.

But so fell in love with this that I don't even know what to say. Maybe I'm gonna go and read more fics from this writer. Yea.

After The World Fell Down [Naruto, SasuNaru, NC-17, violence]

After The World Fell Down by Zephyras

Naruto has been fighting a war for the life of his neighborhood for the past four years, with no end in sight. His world is violent, arbitrary, and ruthless, but it is simple. It makes sense. And then Uchiha Sasuke screws everything up. AU, Modern. 2010 SN EXCHANGE FIC.

I didn't have any ideas about this fic when I started to read it. First I was kinda disapointed but after awhile I really started to like this. The weird thing is why I started to like this so suddenly but to me it doesn't really matter at all. It's a fic and  I liked it and thats the most important thing.

But the plot basically is Naruto and his friends trying to get rid of the yakuza that has come to their town. They have been fighting a long time and hadnt really gotten any further with anything. But then yakuza (Orochimaru) hires a new guy and this new guy is better fighter than the earlier people and things start to change. Ofc this new guy is Sasuke and he and Naruto are always fighting and then there is this this kiss.. And you can guess the rest.

Okey. I really liked how this was written how good it was and how it there was only the main thing and the fightin wasnt so over portrayed. Everything had limits. Then the characters werent some miracle guys who can survive from anything. They got bruises, they went to hospital because of the bruises and they died.

I also liked how everything affected to everything. How Naruto missed his friedns who had died and how they were still part of his everyday life. It felt real and got under your skin. Then came Sasuke's influence and that really affected to Naruto even when they didnt do so much but you could still see it there under almost every sentence.

What I didnt like was the ending, okey how they got out new life and such was good but it everything was so easy. Everything went so smoothly like there wasnt happening anything. One minute they were dieing and the next minute they were dancing and partying. It all felt too easy and felt like there werent any consequenses with their "new life". I don't know how to explain it to you without telling the whole ending, but I think you get it when you have read it.

Ou yea. I know this has... what 33 000 words (?) and its still an oneshot but so what? Its good and totally worth for reading. Well if you have enough time to read that long oneshot : DD

Talk To Me [Tokio Hotel, TB, NC-17]

Talk To Me by cynical_terror

Tom drunk dials the girl of his dreams. Or does he? What sort of kooky shenanigans will our hero get up to this week? Click the cut to find out!

First of all cynical_terros is one of my favorite TB writers of all time, like really. She really knows how to write and everything she has written has always been way too awesome. And if I'm being completely honest I have to admit that I have read her every single one fic that I have found, like really. Everyone. And most of them twice. And thats true.

But anyways. Talk To Me. Bill is way too horny and hadn't gotten laid over five months. And then Andreas gets distracted so he can't help Bill and Tom calls a drunk call to Bill which doesn't really help anything. And because that call Bill starts to think, really think about Tom. They don't really talk and everything is messed up so Tom tries to fix things but everything doesn't go entirely how they were suppose to go. And then TB happens.

Ou yea. Okey. This is good and normal cynical_terror guality. But mostly I fell in love with how frustrated Bill is in this fic. His every thought and action shows all his feelings so well and you can see so well how he just wants to hit his head againts the wall.

And then there is Tom, the perfect brother who only wants to help. Tom is also so innocent in this one. He isnt sex god or anything like that, he is normal teenage boy who doesnt really know how to pic up girls or how to act with girls. That is just one more thing to fall in love with.

Ah. Of course We can't forget Gustav. I don't even know the right word to describle how oblivious Gustav is about Bill and Andrea's realationship. Gustav gives also a little bit humor to this fic. Well if the humor Tom gives isnt enough. Ha.

Anyways. Totally worth for reading. Ha.

Yli kaiken [Tokio Hotel, TB, Drugs, Violence]

Yli kaiken by Ninnukka

Neljä nuorta menehtyi rajussa ulosajossa Güstrowin valtatiellä sunnuntain vastaisena yönä. Poliisin mukaan onnettomuus sattui loivassa mutkassa, jota reunustaa muutaman metrin matkalta metallikaide. Nuorten BMW – merkkinen henkilöauto suistui tieltä, kun kuski yritti väistää tiellä ollutta rautapalkkia. Auto törmäsi kaiteeseen, joka antoi periksi ja tämän jälkeen auto pyörähti katon kautta ojaan, jossa se kiilautui kahden puun väliin. Kuski ja toinen etupenkillä istuneista pääsivät autosta omin jaloin, mutta kuskin vieressä istunut kuoli myöhemmin sairaalassa saamiinsa vammoihin. Takapenkillä istuneiden kolmen nuoren pois saamiseksi tarvittiin palokuntaa leikkaamaan auton kattoa irti. Takapenkillä istuneet kuolivat vammoihinsa onnettomuuspaikalla elvytysyrityksistä huolimatta. Kuskin vammojen vakavuudesta ei ole vielä tietoa. Menehtyneet olivat 17-18 vuotiaita.

Alkoholilla ei ollut osuutta asiaan, mutta tapahtumahetkellä auton epäilleen ajaneen lievää ylinopeutta.

Tiellä olleen rautapalkin alkuperää ei tiedetä. Poliisi jatkaa tapauksen tutkintaa.

Tällä ei nyt varsinaisesti ole summarya, mutta prologin lopun lehtiartikkeli sopii mun mielestä summaryks, koska se nyt vaan kertoo aika hyvin mistä tää lähtee ja Tomin tilanteen. Muutenkin sen kuvaus sopii aika hyvin muuhun ficciin, joten se saa nyt toimia väliakasena summaryna.

Eli siis joo. Tom on väkivaltaisesta himasta kotoisin oleva teini, jolle tanssi on koko elämä. Kuitenkin Tom ja Tomin kaverit ajavat kolarin ja kaikki muut paitsi Tom kuolee. Bill taas on näkönsä menettänyt teini, joka elää kulissipoikaystävänsä kanssa, koska Billin poikaystävä haluaa jotenkin hyvittää Billille näön menettämisen. Billin ja Tomin tiet kohtaavat ja siitä syntyy enemmän kuin suuri soppa, mutta myös todella ihmeellinen kolmenkimppa kuvio. Joo.

Mutta tää ficci. Oikeesti. Ninnukka on nero ja ihan helvetin hyvä kirjottaja. Se osaa kirjottaa ja kaikki mitä oon Ninnukalt lukenu on todellakin ollu mahtavia ja tää ei oo poikkeus. Jokainen tunne on kuvattu niin törkeen hienosti ja kaikki tuntuu luonnolliselta ja todelliselta.  Tähän todella pääsee sisään ja rakastuu jokaseen sanaan, mä oon rakastunu jokaseen sanaan, enkä jaksa ees oottaa seuraavaa osaa, jonka tulemiseen menee taas se puol vuotta, mutta tässä tapauksessa se on mun mielestä ihan sen arvosta.

Ylipäätään Yli kaiken -ficissä kaikki tuntuu samaan aikaan mahdolliselta, mutta samalla mikään ei tunnu mahdolliselta. Hahmoille voi tapahtua mitä vaan, vaikka tuntuu että ne elää täydellisesssä loukussa, josta ei oo pois pääsyy. Kaikki noi kohtalot kietoutuu niin tiiviisti toisiinsa ja saa kaiken näyttämään todella aidolta ja että tää todella vois olla jonkun elämä. Alamäkeä alämäen perään, joo.

En mä tiiä. Täst on vaikee sanoo mitään hienoa, koska en tiiä mihin tää tarina tulee menemään tästä. Okei. Tiiän että Tom ja Bill menee yhtee ja ehkä dumppaa sen kolmannen tyypin ja sitten jotain.. En tiiä. Ehkä ne alkaa tanssimaan kahdestaan, ehkä ne kuolee tohon elämään, ehkä ne löytää pelastuksen tai ihan mitä vaan. Mut mä toivon et tää ei jää kesken ja et tähä tulee onnellinen loppu. Jos joku ficci ansaitsee onnellisen lopun, niin mun mielst se on tää ficci. Joo.

Mut todellaki kannattaa lukee, koska tää nyt vaa on niiin mahtava. jooo.

Coup de Foudre [Naruto, SasuNaru, NC-17]

Coup de Foudre by dax11

An arranged marriage between royals for the purpose of an alliance between their countries. As they say, all is fair in love and war. SasuNaru

Horses, like really, horses? And I thought I was too picky with the stories I read. This fic.... Okey. I can't get over the fact that there are horse breeds. Akhalteke and Friesian, really. There was like this little, minor detail about those breeds but still, you can see the resemblance.

But besides the horse breeds there is this crazy marrige thing between these two. Sasuke is this king and Naruto has been forced to marry him because of some benefits. They havent had sex yet and now Sasuke has to have fuck Naruto. Okey. Yea. Thats it.

Maybe this is PWP (porn without plot). But I'm not so sure, there is this kinda plot in there but I don't know if I can say that it really is a plot. So yea. Maybe, maybe not.

Anyways. I don't have any idea what I read and thats it. This was good written, really. There just were a couple things that were kinda bad and didnt get enough explanations and was kinda out of contect. So this was good even when there was a couple errors. But yea. Worth of reading.

Stranger Island [Naruto, SasuNaru, NC-17]

Stranger Island by wishmaker101

Being coworkers didn't necessarily mean they had to get along. As unexpected events unfold, Sasuke learns to see that he isn't always right with judging others. SasuNaru

Okey. What did I just read? I have no idea. Like really. First they were filming and then there was party and then the storm and finally that island... The whole fic doesn't make any sense to me. But still I kinda liked it. Yea.

But Sasuke is some big actor and so is Naruto. They make this ninja series and ends up the final party to celebrate the first season's airing or something. Then Sasuke just wents outside and Naruto follows but then comes this big storm and they almost drowns. Yea. Somehow they survives from all that and ends up in an island. There then shit happens and thei start bonding and I really didn't get the ending..

So... An oneshot that doesn't make any sense to me. Well, everything in this was logical, expect the ending that I didn't get but whatever. Every character and what happened in their minds and so on was logical. Their bonding and all that. And this wasn't even so much cliche than you would think. There was a couple cliches but those werent so bad. Actually they were cliches that I haven't thought to be cliches until recently. So not so bad.

Okey. Have to say but I thought that whole island part was a dream or something. And in the end they would just wake up and realize how they had seen the same dream and go on from there. Yea. But I don't know if the ending was disappointment or not.

Right now I'm really big questionmark about this and I think I'm gonna stay like that for a long time. Well untill I forget the whole fic but thats just minor thing. Ha.

Roadtrip Chapter [Naruto, SasuNaru, NC-17]

Roadtrip by Dattebayo1987Chan

Sasuke ended his relationship with Naruto seven years ago. Due to circumstances, the two are forced on a minor road-trip together, and Sasuke starts to remember why he loved Naruto. SasuNaruSasu Yaoi AU Lemon

 First I thought this could be something new and fresh. Not some cliche with every living cliche. But I was wrong, so wrong.

So. Sasuke broke up with Naruto because... well that part wasnt explained there at least I didnt notice which is just stupid. And then seven (?) years later they meet at the airport and start a roadtrip together cuz it's just possible that all the planes are full and so are trains and busses and other public transports. Of course Sasuke has to be the one who rented the last car also. So they have to spent a day together and travel. And the whole trip they just think how they should go together and thats it. Yea I know, you know already how this is gonna end. But I'm not gonna tell you any yes or no, so go read it if you really want to know.

Anyways. I don't think there was so much things I liked. The writing style was kinda boring and everything (except the one thing I wanted to know) was explained. The explains were full of cliches and it just made me feel like they did everything because these characters are suppose to always do those things. There just weren't that nice playing with the characert. It was like this has to go this way because it has always went this way and I don't really like that. There are way too many fics with cliches and there isnt any reason to read thousands of same fics, or is there?

I don't wanna just mock this and tell how crappy this fic was. I don't really think that so many people even finds this crappy at all. But I just didn't like this. The main reason is all the cliches. Everything in this fic is cliche. From the beging how these two are doomend to be together even when they broke up in the past. And then how they are still attracted to each other and how they give up in the end. I think my opinion would have changed so much if the ending was different from Naruto's choices. If he had made different choice in the end I think I would like this fic. Because it would totally have changed the whole fic and the cliches wouldnt have been so bad. Really. But not so many writer want to do that kinda endings, so yea.

So. I don't know... The teaching of this fic is that don't put every friggin cliche into an one fic, its not cool, its just plain stupid and boring. Make something up and space the things up. Just try to do something new and exciting and maybe I'm gonna like it too. But just now, this is too cliche for me. I have read thousands of this kinda fics and thats not fun after a hundret, so try to understant me.

Okey. I don't think this was totally disastear fic. There is good and  I read the whole fic so thats saying something. So read it and make your own opinion of it. This is just my opinion.

Objects Of Desire [Harry Potter, Sev/Herm, H/D, Abuse, Torture, Drugs, Non-consensual Sex, NC-17]

Objects Of Desire by Azrael
Finnish translate/ Suomennos : Objects Of Desire by kevv
I didn't find more translates but comment if you know one. I'm more than happy to add them here.

After the war has ended the Dream Team return to Hogwarts to finish their NEWTS. They soon learn that there is more to real life than playing the hero, and that relationships come in varying shades of gray.

This fic is fricking long. There is like 20 chapters, prologue and epilogue. And if that is not enough, most of the chapters also have 2-8 parts, like really. So together there are 59 "chapters" that has on average 7700 words (together this all has somethin like 454 285 words and i don't even wanna know how many pages that is gonna take). So the first thing I wanna say is that Azrael is friggin crazy, no-life person who wrote this much almost perfect stories without getting anything back and that is one hell of thing. No shitting here.

And then comes the plot which is fuckin complex. First of the all, the war is over and people are surviving somehow and the world going on there somewhere. Then students have been albe to come and finnish their studies that they couldnt do last year. And then there this show coming about Death Eaters and Voldemort and bleh.

But after that we get to that school where Draco has major issues with his parents that are rotting in that frickin museum thing about Death Eaters. So Draco is a mess and he is coping with lots of shit coming from "the good side". Potter ofc is kinda mess too. Ron is a mess because of his abusive girlfriend. And then Ron has drugproblem because of that girlfriend (if I remember correctly, so long I don't even think it is possible to remember even half of this). Then Herminone.. Ou god. Okey, lets just say Hermione finds herself being actracted to Snape.

What else? Well that was everything in nutshell and explaining everything would take friggin eternity. For example how Harry and Draco became first some kinda friends and then kissed or what was Hermione and Snape's firts date or even the first night spendin together in a closet . Of course I can't forget the deal Hermione, Harry and Ron made how they should lose their virginity. Then there is of course this crazy guy who is way too obsessed with Lucius Malfoy and how he gets his hands on Draco. Then there is this plan how to save Lucius and the ending you wouldn't have imagine.

Anyways this is way too long fic for me to read but i read this none the less and have to say I'm proud of that and I'm totally worshiping the ground under Azrael's feet, really. And then there are these crazy people who have translated this. People are just plain crazy.

Okey. I liked this because there were so many details and those details worked togethter so well. Azrael really played the world right and invented new magic things and they worked and had limits. Every character grew in this story and the happenings changed them and really had a big affection to everyone. Especially you can see this chance in Ron. He had some friggin big problems but he survived and lives. Then of course there is Draco who gets in middle of things you wouldn't want even your enemy to experience.

Then there is that whole plan how to rescue him from his suffering. Everything in that is so detailed and perfect. I don't even belive that there is even one flaw in that part. And after they have discovered how Lucius did whatever he did there was everything how to rescue him and every potion and making those potions and lots of ingredients. There are so many names and how Azrael had had to make them up and remember all of them.. Azrael has really seen so much trouble of making this fic that I can't even give enough credit about all the work. And then the whole work is so perfect and flawless. I don't even know how to describe all of that. Gosh.

Of course this story also contains one way how Voldemort went down. It's good and I liked it. It also contains something more deeply meaning than just Voldemort's death it has something to do with other characters and their destinys. Then there are also some ghosts from the first books to haunt the characters and make them to do things. This just contains so many different things from the books that makes it so much Potter-like but there are also lots of things that has been invented only for this fic. All those things make this kinda incredible.

There is only one thing I don't like in this story and its that crazy old dude who is some director and in responsible of that museum thing. That crazy idiot makes Draco and his dad's life living hell and almost kills Draco. Then I don't like how that affects Harry and Draco's realationship, even when that whole thing is just so logical. But those things are plot and plot doesn't always have to be the thing we love all the time... so I don't so mind about those things.

But Objects of Desire is a fic you should totally read, especially if you are looking for some long fic that you wanna drown and read and read and read. This is worth to read, belive me. I fell in love and I'm plannig to read this again but have to first find time to read this cuz I know I can't stop reading after I have started and it's gonna take awhile to red the whole thing. So read and comment to Azrael and tell how good work they have done. Really. They deserve that.

Sidelined [Tokio Hotel, TB]

Sidelined by heldRose

When you know you deserve better; but know you could never find better. 

I don't know. I just don't know. I only oppened this cuz this had somethin like 11 comments and I thought this could be good, and this was, but I still don't know.

The idea of Sidelined is that Tom isnt home so much and Bill is becoming anxious. Bill can't bring himself to start the fight or make Tom to regonize how lonely and depressed Bill really is. And when Bill finally yells at Tom it doens't really end good. Nothing in this fic ends good. I don't know what to think about that.

This kinda reminds me about those abusive realtionships where there is beating and other abusing. And in TB fic, especially TB fic where they are twins, I don't like it at all. I hate it, really really hate it. Okey, I don't even think it would be possible that the twins relationship could even be abusing anyways. It just feels so unreal.. I don't know about this fic.

Well I liked how this fic was written. It was good and felt real and everything just show how depressing everything is in Bill's life in this fic. Everything felt so real and it was easy to adapt Bill's thoughts. And that was the main reason why I read all the 7172 words. Yea.

But that still doesn't really change my feeling about this. I still don't know what to say or what to feel... This just is so unthouchtable.

It Started Over Coffee [Naruto, SasuNaru, NC-17]

It Started Over Coffee by Rasengan22 

Naruto's polite gesture wins him a new friend. A very witty, charming one at that. Sasuke/Naruto.

I fell in love with this from the begin. I don't think it even took a sentenced for me to fall in love. It Started Over Coffee is just so cute and innocent when its at the same time also so raw and its not so innocent after all. I dont know. But this really feels so frickin innocet and the same time it isnt. So yea. Innocent but not so innocent.. Makes so much sense, I know.

However. Naruto sits in Starbucks and Sasuke walks in and needs a place to sit. So they start talking and then they starts drinkin and ends up in Sasukes place and so on. But they don't fuck or anything like that. They talk about fuckin and they talk about their relationship and so on. Of course they kiss but thats only a detail.

The whole fic with 11 chapters isnt only about that one night but I'm not gonna spoil you and tell what else happens that would just be stupid. But the 11 chapter is about how Naruto falls for a guy and figures he isnt so straight anymore and how these two gets together. And that is the reason why this is so innocent: Naruto is so naive and innocent with Sasuke and their relationship with each other.

But It Started Over Coffee isnt so innocent because Sasuke and Naruto arent new at the whole sex thing and they can get dirty with each other and talk naughty and do dirty things. Even when Naruto is new at gay sex and gay relationship he still can be same naughty, dirty Naruto. I really can't say if this is innocent or not. Really. So this has to be both.

And then after all that happenings and scenes there is their dialogue. It feels so real and their lines isnt just text, they are almost like they were alive and real people were talking. I don't think I have ever read such a good dialogue than this has. And that says a frickin lot.

I have to take a quatation from fic to show you. I don't think you would other ways belive me.

"I'm not that strange. I'm just hyped up on caffeine. Which you bought me, by the way. And I like to make conversation with strangers. I'm a people person, and you're sort of interesting."

"Sort of?"
"Yeah well, I didn't want it to go to your head or whatever. So what's your cat's name?"
"Uh, it doesn't have one."
"Your cat doesn't have a name? Is this like a Breakfast at Tiffany's thing? Do you just call him Cat?"
"I don't call him anything. He belonged to my mom, and when she died a few years back, I took him."
"So you've had him for years but never named him? Let's think of a name now. You've got to name him, Sasuke!"

Okey. I didn't really have the energy to go and really find a perfect dialogue part but this has to do it now. Anyways this is really, really good and if you don't find any other reason why to read this I have to say that the dialogue is the almost perfect (because nothing is perfect) reason to read this fic. Really. Fucking go at least check out the frickin dialogue. I love it and I hope you will love it too. And now I have to go and write a couple word to Rasengan22 and tell how much I love this dialogue. So really. Go and read it.